Cat bag! Find out about the struggles that are beginning to be waged in opposition extremism over the elections of the 27J

Published at: 04/06/2025 11:11 PM

Wednesday, June 04, 2025.

Maracaibo, Santa Lucia sector, diagonal to Pa' Que Luis, in the white house with the red bars that have a Chávez banner and a mushy sign that says: “WITH MADURO WE WON ON JULY 27”

Patriot Patricio the Maracucho.

 

What was Diosdado? How are you my dear brother? Look cousin! , let's not waste time and sit in the black chair. I need you to relax, if you want to take off your shoes, unless you have a little space in your socks; remember the yoga classes and put into practice the mental exercises they taught you, ask for tea and breathe because with all the information about the fascist opposition that I have for you, you are going to be crazier than Manuel Rosales, alias “The Philosopher of Zulia” when he said that an emergency room was open 24 hours a day and night too.

Brother, let's start the way you like it, with the stories of María Corina Machado, alias “La Sayo”. I take this opportunity and warn you that this joke is more unbalanced than a monkey on a skateboard, I'll explain why.

Our cooperating patriot, who is the community manager of La Sayo, tells me that María Corina is more concerned than Don Ramón when she comes face to face with Mr. Barriga. Goddess! , The Community overheard a telephone conversation between La Sayo and Marco Rubio, alias “Little Marco”, it turns out that Marco Rubio told María Corina that Donald Trump, alias “El Catire”, asked her to reduce the show and support for the Venezuelan opposition, specifically La Sayo and its people. Of course, La Sayo didn't like the news at all and that's what she has, right now, sitting in the bathroom.

Cousin! It's just that our patriotic FBI co-worker, Agent Murphy, told me so well. It turns out that El Catire doesn't want to make the same mistake he made in his first administration with Juan Guaidó, alias “Juanito Alimaña”. Trump feels like a fool when he remembers that he was being ridiculed with Juan Guaidó sitting in Congress for the State of the Union gala, and that even Guaidó's wife was seated in the Oval Office of the White House, that is, the imperial power converted into a cheap circus. Murphy told me that Catire's advisors are saying that this opposition is not worth investing in, and now less so that María Corina's leadership is more deflated than an old sofa cushion.

Cousin! , The Community Manager also heard when La Sayo told Marco Rubio that she doesn't care about the fate of Venezuelan migrants in the United States right now because when she one day becomes president she resolves, but La Sayo insisted to Rubio that she is very concerned that Super Mustache became the defender of migrants and that detracts from her popularity, to the point that María Corina has not been able, until now, to assemble any event with migrants in the United States. Goddess! María Corina told Marco Rubio that the suspension of TPS and the mass deportation of Venezuelans weakens her image as an opponent, but Little Marco replied that he can't do anything because this is a direct order from Catire Trump and that she simply must remain silent, just as she did when Rubio said that El Essequibo belonged to Guyana and not to Venezuela.

Brother! , but La Sayo is not as stupid as we thought. While talking to Rubio on the one hand, on the other hand, he was communicating with the Republican congresswoman María Elvira Salazar, alias “La Loca Elvira”, because she is the only congresswoman who, instead of talking about the problems of those who elected her, lives and seeks propaganda writing about Venezuela, China, Nicaragua and any country that is in trend.

Cousin! since La Loca Elvira and La Sayo are little sisters, daughters of the narco-paraco Uribe, La Sayo begged María Elvira to publish in X rejecting the revocation of TPS for the more than 350,000 Venezuelan migrants who are in the United States. Goddess! Elvira ran the errand, but that was useless, since the Venezuelan community in the empire is more disappointed with La Sayo than with Iván Simonovis himself, alias “El Reno”, when he defrauded them with the platform “Already Almost Venezuela”, where more than 400,000 dollars were stolen in commissions.

Brother! Another good gossip than a mandoca with palmita cheese is that La Sayo is more frustrated than watching a movie on Netflix when the internet is slow. It turns out that La Sayo sent the Macaws of Magalli Meda-risa, Pedro Urruchurtututu, Claudia Masero, alias “The Singer”, and Omar González, alias “El Choro” to go on a media tour to speak ill of Venezuela and tell intrigues about their negotiated exit, but since they are the worst version of the Coyote trying to catch Correcaminos, and everything is turned upside down, their pussies have been more ignored than traffic lights at four o'clock the morning.

By the way, Diosdado! , The Community Manager of La Sayo found out that Magalli Meda-Risa is attending psychiatric consultations in the US, they suggested that she quit smoking so much and they are giving her sleeping pills! brother! What will make her so worried? I don't know, but I promise you I'm going to get you that information.

Cousin! Another information sent to you by La Community Manager, is that La Say sent her popularity to be measured in the month of May with her pollster Meganalysis and it turns out that the joke came out more shaved than Bernardo the friend of Zorro in a singing contest. According to Meganalysis, María Corina's popularity dropped to 16% and continues to fall more than the prices of a used iPhone.

Brother! Do you remember our cooperating patriot Pokémon, the damn one who passed us the information in December and alerted us to the entry into Venezuela of the Argentine gendarme, Nahuel Gallo, alias “El Pelotudo”, and gave us proof that El Pelotudo came with instructions to carry out acts of espionage by order of Patricia Bullrich, alias “La Tronchatoro”? Good cousin! , Pokémon sent you to say that it was Argentina's own security minister, “La Tronchatoro”, who set up the fake news about another alleged dental extraction operation, as you say, where “supposedly” the girlfriend and son of the Argentine gendarme were “disque” rescued by an operation of the Argentine government's intelligence service. Goddess! This is yet another show to divert attention from the failure they have had with the Guacamayas, with the elections, with the capture of Guanipa and with the coup that your friend the minister has been giving to narco-terrorism. Cousin! , no one was looking for the Gendarme's girlfriend. Neither she, nor her family, were prevented from leaving or entering the country, the truth is that with so many inventions and so much nervousness one wonders why it will be?

Brother! , I don't like brollo but it amuses me, that's why I asked Pokémon about the real wife of the Argentine gendarme who lives in the United States and they haven't divorced, but Pokémon told me that it's a case similar to that of Iván Simonovis, alias “El Reno”, but we'd better leave this until now because that's a matter of caccos and we're talking about national security.

Goddess! , our cooperating patriot Pejoteco, who sometimes gets lost more than the cover of a kilometer pen, sent you to say that La Sayo has the strategy of reconciling with the PUPU because she says that they were loyal to her by not going with Miss Capriles or The Philosopher, of course, the real story is that the kids knew that if they participated they wouldn't get a single vote, so they preferred to stay there as if you were under a piece of roof while a water stick fell, that's how they stayed These pussies so as not to lose the millions of dollars that are still coming down because of the misnamed AN2015, that's why cousin! I think the time has come to apply the Simon Bolivar Liberation Organic Law to everyone in the PUPU, because all that money that they are eating belongs to Venezuelans whose complicit gringos have frozen us and give it to them without any accountability.

Of course, María Corina has already asked the PUPU to prepare to support her new call for electoral abstention in the municipal elections that will surely be called in the coming days. According to Pejoteco, La Sayo says that you cannot participate in any election because if you do, you lose your AN2015 checkbook and lose the possibility of continuing to collect money in the name of the supposed fictitious election of the Inmundo.

Brother! Since you sent me to be present at the interrogations of Juan Pablo Guanipa, alias “Tequeño Crudo” and to send you a detailed report such as the manual for a Japanese microwave, I inform you that Tequeño Siniestro confirmed that Juan Guaidó, alias “Juanito Alimaña”, gave Julio Borges, alias “El Cejón”, 50 million dollars in the year 2020 to buy all the votes of the deputies of the First Justice of the AN2015 in exchange for them to vote for the approval of all the additional credits to finance the interim government; to support the election of Juanito Alimaña as president of the parliament; and to neutralize Capriles alias “Liceo de Noche” because he is more lonely than half a minute in the washing machine. Cousin! Another confession made by Tequeño Desabrido was that the shrimp narco and fugitive from the Venezuelan justice system, José Enrique Rincón, alias “Camarón” was a financier of PJ-Zulia for more than 15 years. Diosdado, there is other, slightly more sensitive information that Juan Pablo Guanipa gave us, but I'm going to send it to the WeChat group “Resteados con Super Mustache”.

Brother! Since you gave me the order not to stop monitoring what is happening in Zulia, even if Rosales is no longer in the governor's office, I tell you that here I am the only one who will miss Rosales, because many businessmen and leaders from Zulia are already queuing up to support and work with our comrade Luis Caldera. Goddess! But I have a bomb for you, our cooperating patriot informs me that he is the driver of the trolleys for Bella Vista posts and is also a member of the UNT, that Manuel Rosales, alias “The Philosopher of Zulia”, is evaluating the possibility of running as a candidate for mayor of Maracaibo because according to the Philosopher, he cannot give the Zulia state to “Liceo de Noche”, that is, to Capriles.

Cousin! , others who are aspiring to be candidates for mayors of Maracaibo are: Pablo Pérez, alias “El Conejo”, who also swore as La Sayo that he was going to bury Manuel Rosales' political career; Vanessa Linares, who is the wife of the former mayor of Maracaibo, Rafael Ramírez; and the current mayor in charge of Maracaibo, Adrián Romero also aspires to repeat, but the hell he learned to cook in such a short time, so I recommend you tell your friend the Minister to stick both eyes there.

Diosdado I'm going to give you this ñapita because I love you more than sleeping late on a Sunday. Do you remember the information that my cousin Tuqueque sent you from Quito, that paramilitary groups were training in camps located in northern Ecuador with the authorization of the government of Daniel Noboa, alias “Mafia Boy”? Good brother! Tuqueque did what you asked him to do, he infiltrated the camp as if he were just another paramilitary and he's giving us information so you can send it to your friend the minister. The last information that Tuqueque sent us is that the paramilitary camp was divided, part of it is moving to the Colombian side to wait for signs from La Sayo and its partners Uribe-Duque, apparently they want to go through Petro first before moving to this side, and another part is trying to get into the Caribbean islands, I just gave you some coordinates to the WeChat group “Resteados con Super Mustache”. Tuqueque says he is waiting for your instructions.

Cousin! I have to leave you because I have to go out and buy milk, linden and some caraotas for your godson Hugo Nicolás pa'ver if that's how he fills up his pussy because he eats more than sandpaper to put on walls.

Another thing Diosdado, so you know that in Zulia we are doing what you told us, all of Chavismo is organizing to beat the 21 mayors of the state this July 27. Cousin! Mom sends you the blessing, that you don't stop, that you keep going because God and the little girl are with you every step of the way.

Good God! I love you more than a mug of creamy mondongo sold in the last aisle of the Las Pulgas market in Maracaibo, who give you 3 kilos of belly that is thick and chicluda, than the one they put on an extra layer of beef legs and tail. In addition, have plenty of vegetables chopped into squares and at least ten vegetables chopped into wheels. First of all, add chili pepper, chives, garlic, onion, paprika, coriander and capers, all blended to give it a spicy flavor. On the side, about 5 wheels of cassava au gratin with butter and grated cheese, two arepas of pepiated queen in reserve, lest there be no mistake. Brother, since you told me not to abuse dessert because of the sugar issue, I'm only going to order a triple ball of ice cream, strawberry and chocolate; on top of that let them rain colors and arequipe, cousin! And in the beak of the boat that they please pour plum jam on it, that's all because I don't want them to think that I'm a lambucio.

You take care of me cousin! What I love you is dick!

Mazo News Team