Cat bag! Find out why the Leopoldo López wireless is on... with La Sayo (+money)

Published at: 05/11/2025 10:32 PM

Wednesday, November 05, 2025.

Maracaibo, Santa Lucia sector, diagonal to Pa' Que Luis, in the white house with the red bars that have a Chávez banner and a mushy sign that says: “MERRY CHRISTMAS, DOUBTING IS TREASON; WE ARE RESTRAINED WITH OUR COMMANDER IN CHIEF NICOLÁS MADURO MOROS. WE WILL WIN!!!”.

Patriot Patricio the Maracucho.

What was Diosdado? How are you my dear brother?

Look Malay! , go sit down once and for all in the black chair; it's time to do the exclusive yoga class; cousin is serious! , you need to relax. Start by closing your eyes and at the same time throw your head back until your neck rings; give food to your lungs, bone, that you take three deep breaths and take out the air slowly as if you were a gecko's belly squirting out; turn on the cell phone lamp and start shining so that the bad energies go away, tell the Coquito that before focusing well with the camera, also close your eyes for a moment and take a deep breath so that his spirit connects with yours in perfect harmony. Don't think badly, Diosdado! , trust me that this is for your own good; brother knock on wood three times. Now write to Jorge Rodríguez on WeChat so that he is aware that with all the information I bring you from the narco-terrorist opposition you are going to be crazier than Manuel Rosales, alias “The Philosopher of Zulia”, when he once said in a class about the solar system that “after the planet Mars comes the planet Wednesday”.

Goddess! , put on a helmet, and imagine that you are Meteor and you are going down the final stretch of the track, because these atomic bombs that I bring you are hotter than some Mexican tamales fresh from the microwave.

Brother! , but first of all and first of all, you have to recognize me once again that I am more efficient than an ugly boyfriend, because I was the first to inform you in previous letters that Donald Trump, alias “El Catire”, was going to get caught up in the US Congress because more and more Democratic and Republican senators reject military deployment in the Caribbean, extrajudicial assassinations, and the creation of false positives to attack Venezuela and the region. Cousin! , last week Democratic Senator Bernie Sanders asked the US Congress to stop this madness designed by warlord Marco Rubio against Venezuela, to whom we are now going to have to tell the gravedigger because he is burying Catire Trump. This problem at Congres is going to continue to escalate, you'll remember me.

Goddess! What our cooperating patriot Mickey Mouse, who continues to operate from Washington, tells me is that in the White House it is rumored that Marco Rubio, alias “Little Marco”, Secretary of War Pete Hegseth, alias “Bob Patiño”, and Stephen Miller alias “the ambitious one”, are more entangled in the Trump crap than an octopus fight. Cousin! Mickey Mouse says that these three guys are the ones who are pushing Trump into the vacuum, because among other things, they are also responsible for much of the disaster that Americans are experiencing. By the way, Mickey sent you to say that the Republicans are excited about the results of yesterday's election where they did very badly. Primo, listen to this! , if Catire Trump doesn't get those three wackos out of the government, note that he's also going to lose the part-time election next year, you'll remember me.

Goddess! , as our commander in chief Super Mustache says, “the Venezuelan government has eyes and ears all over the world.”

I tell you that our cooperating patriot “Mamajuana”, who lives in the Dominican Republic, sent you information from Santo Domingo, so that you can send it to your friend the minister. Mamajuana learned that it was the warlord himself, that is, Marco Rubio, alias “Little Marco” who gave the order to the president of the Dominican Republic, Luis Abinader, alias “Beibito”, to suspend the Summit of the Americas that was going to take place in that country in the first days of December because the environment is not favorable to them, because despite the fact that they have tried to blackmail the entire region into joining them in their war against us, many countries were going to use this summit as a platform to denounce the unjustified U.S. military deployment in the Caribbean and extrajudicial killings. Mamajuana also says that despite the great pressure that Little Marco put on them, just one month before the summit, the vast majority of the presidents of the Americas had said that they would send representatives and of course the most important ones would be absent, such as: Mexico, Venezuela, Colombia, Brazil.

Cousin! , but here comes the best. Mamajuana says that warlord Marco Rubio has a plan up his sleeve, note cousin, Marco Rubio is working on a false positive for the end of November that aims to increase tensions between the United States and Venezuela, so he didn't want the Summit to take place either, but don't worry, we already have all the data and I'm passing it on to the WeChat “Resteados con Super Mustache” group.

Brother! , but that's not all, grab that card well and get a better seat in the chair because with this information that I'm going to give you, you're going to be crazier than a mosquito smoking Plagatox.

Cousin! , our cooperating patriot “Tutankhamun” who is undercover in Trinidad and Tobago, sent you to say that it was the same warlord Marco Rubio, who ordered the Prime Minister of Trinidad and Tobago, Kamla Persad-Bissessar, alias “La Vende Patria”, to suspend work permits for Venezuelan migrants living in that country.

Speaking of Venezuelan migrants in Trinidad, cousin! , you didn't realize that María Corina, alias “La Sayo”, was quieter than a clown at a wake, just as she didn't say anything when the U.S. sent Venezuelan migrants to concentration camps in El Salvador; when they were sent to a maximum security prison in Florida; when they took away TPS from more than 600,000 Venezuelans, cousin! Sayo always stays mute than the letter H to avoid being scolded by her boss Marco Rubio.

Goddess! , speaking of the Sayo. Our cooperating patriot “Candy Candy”, who is infiltrated by María Corina's communications team, sent you to say that Sayo is saying that the Trump captive is tired of her and that, if it weren't because she had nothing else to hide from, she would send him to hell. La Sayo says that the Catire hesitates a lot on the issue of whether he is going to invade or not. Cousin! María Corina also says that Donald Trump is more incoherent than dieting in December and that he always makes her look like a more lying joke than Instagram photos when they filter him.

Brother! , listen carefully because what I'm about to tell you is delicate. Candy Candy sent you a recording where Sayo is talking about a plan, and it sounds clear when the joke says that she “couldn't continue to depend on the Trump times, nor on the promises of the warlord Marco Rubio”. Cousin! , Candy Candy has all the evidence that María Corina is in contact with Mexican cartels who would be willing to finance a new “Operation Gideon” that they are setting up for November 9-12 or early December. Goddess! , Sayo says she cannot allow the year to end without something happening in Venezuela, because that would be a victory for Maduro, that's why the joke is desperate.

Cousin! María Corina is once again seeking alliances with leaders of criminal gangs, she has even had calls with several who fled Venezuela, she spoke to people who traffic arms in Ecuador and Guyana. Cousin! , our cooperating patriot “El Mariachi” who is in Mexico is looking for you all the information about the new cartel that is negotiating with Sayo, so we'll have news soon.

Goddess! , our cooperating patriot “The Butler” who has been infiltrated by Leopoldo López's closest political team, alias “The Wireless Princess”, told me that Leopoldo is very angry with La Sayo, because according to the “Princess of Salamanca” María Corina, apart from taking away her dream of the Nobel Prize, now seeks to take away space in the WORLD LIBERTY CONGRESS, which is an organization that founded Loco Leo with all the money that was stolen during the interim. “The Wireless” said that Sayo is very ambitious and more treacherous than a stomachache on the first romantic date, cousin! Imagine that, “cachicamo saying to Morrocoy Conchuo”.

Goddess! , our cooperating patriot “Donatelo” who operates with Mickey Mouse in Washington sent you to tell you that La Sayo hired a certain Marshall S. Billingslea, and that he is “supposedly” an expert in military and transnational intelligence issues to promote part of the psychological war that threatens our country on his social networks. This guy spends his time talking about the exact supposed days of an invasion with the intention of generating chaos and uncertainty in the population at the request of María Corina, who does not want the attention of Venezuelans to be distracted by Christmas and the holiday season. Cousin! What Sayo doesn't know is that no one will take away our people's hope of spending Christmas in peace and quiet, and that our glorious Bolivarian National Armed Force remains alert by land, sea and air to defend the country's sovereignty against any foreign military aggression.

Brother! , there is other information that came to us from Spain, our cooperating patriot “El Madrileño”, who doesn't get away from Inmundo González even when Chespirito escapes his wife on the weekends to drop some whiskey sticks in the bar “El Gallego”, sent you to say that Inmundo is not as stupid as it is sold. It turns out that the pussy said in an interview they did to him these days, that the problems of Venezuela “can only be solved between Venezuelans”, to be careful not to look like the “Prince of Salamanca”, that is, without nationality because according to Inmundo, if that happens, then he cannot be sworn in president, what is more, the pussy wants to have it taken away from María Corina, to be left without competitors.

Good cousin! , I'm leaving you because as I told you last week we are already starting to set up the Christmas platform in Corpozulia for the lighting of Bella Vista that will be this Friday. Goddess! , as you ordered, all the strategic patrol units of SEBIN will be operational very early on together with the civic, military and police union to guarantee peace for the people of Zulians who will attend this event as a family that brings joy to the entire region and to the west of the country.

Another little thing cousin! Your godson Hugo Nicolás is there in an FBI costume, I don't know what he's up to, he says he's doing some missions for you. By the way, mommy tells you that when you come, that she has your hallacas the way you like them and the boys want to play a game of dominoes with you, so you don't miss out on so much Malay.

Goddess! I love you more than one of the macaroni sold at the Sabor Zuliano store, which is located on 3H Avenue, between 73rd and 74th Streets, on the back street of Bella Vista. The macaroni must be those that come in square, tall and thick pieces, as if it were a pasticho; that the stew is mixed, that is, of chicken and shredded meat, with plenty of minced vegetables and all the condiments. That it has several layers of slices of ripe banana, slices of brown potatoes and a carton of parboiled egg chopped into wheels lengthwise; that inside they also throw in plenty of grated semi-hard cheese, at least two kilos of cheese, and that they also throw slices of smoked ham on my back. Primo, now let's move from qualitative to quantitative and talk about quantities; to love you as you deserve, at least they should serve me a tray of macaroni that comes with about 10 large square pieces with plenty of melted mozzarella cheese on top. As a side dish, a peasant bread cut lengthwise, toasted and with plenty of butter plus a stitched salad pearl, scrambled with a pot of mayonnaise. Brother, and to love you more, for dessert, you have to put a 3-kilo gypsy arm on it, with extra arequipe inside and on top some colored pipitas with zigzag lines of condensed milk from which it cloths. To get through all that and not choke, a glass jug of 2 liters of water is filled with 5 kg of ice.

You take care of me cousin! What I love you is dick!