Desperate and more mythomaniac! Learn about La Sayona's plans against Venezuelans while pleading for an invasion

Published at: 17/12/2025 11:30 PM

Wednesday, December 17, 2025.

Maracaibo, Santa Lucia sector, diagonal to Pa' Que Luis, in the white house with the red bars that have a Chávez banner and a mushy sign that says:

“HAPPY CHAVIDAD, DOUBTING IS TREASON; UNITED VENEZUELA REJECTS DONALD TRUMP'S GROTESQUE THREAT, WE WILL WIN!”

Patriota Patricio the Maracucho

What was Diosdado? How are you my dear brother?

Look cousin! , don't act like Don Ramón does when he sees Mr. Barriga enter the neighborhood to collect the rent, in other words, the crazy one; go sit in the black chair, and make yourself comfortable, just as if you were lying on top of a gandola's belly and floating on the beach with the white sunglasses that you sometimes wear when you walk on the PSUV. But first, let's do some short yoga exercises so that you relax your muscles and make your spirit softer than ham bread when you dip it in coffee with milk. Cousin! , give three times food to your lungs, bone, that you breathe three times deep; look up at the ceiling and then you are going to give a complete turn around your neck; now put your hand on your heart and then look closely into your eyes, you will see how powerful your eyes are; now ring your fingers and since we are close to good night: ho, ho, ho!

Cousin! After you do this, write to Jorge Rodríguez and ask him for a place for tomorrow's psychiatric consultation, because with all the information I bring you from the narco-terrorist opposition that asks for invasions and oil blockade, you are going to be crazier than Manuel Rosales, alias “The Philosopher of Zulia”, when just today, at 73 years old, he found out that Saint Nicholas, Santa Claus and Santa Claus with the same person.

Brother! , I don't know about you, but I feel trapped in a time tunnel. Another year is coming to an end and we continue with the same crazy things as María Corina Machado, alias “La Sayo”, who by the way is more entangled than some old shoes hanging on the wall of an electrical pole.

Cousin! The powerful lobbies of Sayo, who are paid with money from ExxonMobil, who is behind the new narrative that we steal oil and assets from the United States, only confirm what we have always said, María Corina is stateless and Trump is more dented than the FAIRLAN 500 that I sold to buy the Chevrolet Optra that I also sold. Brother! , Sayo, together with the Cuban-American worm who wants to govern the United States in 2028, can no longer find a way to attack our people. It's no longer the Aragua Train, it's no longer the cartel of the Suns, now it's the infamy that we stole oil from the United States, what a gibberish cousin! , I, Patricio Segundo Palmar Urdaneta, never thought to hear that the world's greatest wealth plunderer would accuse us of being what they are, but look cousin! , nerves of steel that Rondón hasn't played and we will always WIN.

Goddess! , our cooperating patriot “Ropa Sola” who is called that because he is so skinny that he doesn't even have a big toe, sent you to say that he did what your friend the minister asked him to do, he infiltrated Sayo's team of advisors and got him the information about the alleged vertebral fracture. Cousin! , says Ropa Sola, that the fracture in the vertebra is another lie of Sayo, since, if that were the case, the girl would not have been able to walk in heels, jump and jump like she did in Oslo, because that hurts more than hurting her fingers with the car door. I tell you “I was walking”, because the girl already went on vacation.

Goddess! , Ropa Sola learned, at a meeting of María Corina's political advisors, that the fake news of the vertebral fracture is the perfect excuse for Sayo to explain why she didn't return to the country quickly as she promised her followers. María Corina said that she would leave Venezuela to seek the Nobel Prize and that she would return immediately, but that is not the case, since she will take advantage of the last days of December to have a luxurious vacation with her relatives, then in January, waiting to be called from the United States, she will tour European countries in order to request the total blockade of the country and finish suffocating the pockets of Venezuelans.

Which by the way cousin, talking about blockade and economic sanctions. Our cooperating patriot “La Pepa er' Queso”, who is infiltrated in the Sayo press team, found out that María Corina, together with the warlord Marco Rubio, alias “Little Marco”, and senior ExxonMobil executives, were moving into the White House and putting more pressure than a blood pressure monitor to get the Trump to decree a total oil blockade of Venezuela, all this, so that, among other reasons, to raise some image, because it practically left the year 2025 and the military occupation that María Corina's longliners promised did not take place.

Goddess! , on the other hand, our cooperating patriot “Donatelo”, who is called that because he is uglier than a ninja turtle, told me that the Trump captain decided to take this turn, because apart from the pressure of the lobbies, the pressure of the Epstein case that he will leave this week will open a hole in the heart of American politics, he did it to calm the extremists in Florida, since they don't give him the votes of the Hispanic community to win the midterm elections next year; and to show a button. Cousin! , look at what happened in the recent elections in Miami, where the Trump candidate was left behind the ambulance because Little Marco and the Three Stooges gang, that is, of the three congressmen from Florida, put Catire in a dead end, and now, 2 out of 3 Hispanic voters, who voted for Trump, don't want to see him even in paint according to the same American pollsters.

Cousin! , as our commander in chief Super Mustache says: “Chavism has eyes and ears everywhere.”

Goddess! , our cooperating patriot “Candy Candy” who brings social networks to María Corina, heard that Sayo is going crazy asking warlord Marco Rubio to get a phone call with Trump before the end of the year and if possible she can receive it personally at the White House the first half of January, Primo! María Corina urgently needs another oxygen bottle because the one with the Nobel Prize didn't last long. La Sayo needs to calm her followers down a little because everyone is asking her on social media what happened to the invasion? and she doesn't even know how to answer, or rather, she doesn't know what other lie to put in. Goddess! María Corina is more of a liar than an irresponsible mechanic.

Brother! , our cooperating patriot La Traga Venao', who is one of those who edits the videos and photos to Sayo, said that María Corina formed a well-lit shithole in Oslo, because she had given the order not to have her taken pictures with any leader of “Will to Steal”, but since Leopoldo López, alias “The Wireless Princess”, he is more stuck in the pocket of a Blue Jean, he used the influence of his cousin, the son of the terrorist Thor Halvorseen to get to the rumba with his brand-new wife Lilian Tintori, alias “La Pavosa”. Cousin! Halvorseen paid for the Sayo parties and meetings in Oslo, where they traded, among other things, Venezuela's energy wealth.

Goddess! , the problem with Sayo is that she sold her soul to Leopoldo and Julio Borges in exchange for the resources of our country that they still control through the fiction of AN2015, but it turns out that María Corina is just like them, except that she doesn't want people to confirm it, so she is annoyed by public meetings with these characters, although in private they eat the same dish. Cousin! all those people stink more than a pounded tooth; but don't worry Malay! , because rather that photo of Sayo with the dreadful one by Lilian Tintori, helps us to confirm that sooner rather than later María Corina will finish falling into the ravine of history, as happened with all the politicians who took a picture with Tintori, who is more dreadful than stumbling upon a black cat on Friday night the 13th and an open umbrella inside the house.

Brother! , the Venao Swallow also told me that the Sayo became more bellicose than the Tasmanian devil when the government of Curaçao denied last week that she never entered the island, neither by sea nor by air, and that there are no records of her leaving the island's international airport for Oslo; but the worst thing was not that, Diosdado! , the worst thing was that, in her eagerness to attract attention, Sayo sent to publish the fake news that an alleged North American F-18 warplane flew over Venezuelan airspace to escort her as she left the country. Cousin! I swear to you by María Corina, I am anxious that soon the truth will come out about her departure, what happens is that we are gentlemen of our word, and even if sometimes they don't comply with us, we always comply.

Goddess! Why don't you know who reappeared? That's where our cooperating patriot wrote to me, who is the community manager of La Sayo, who is called “Boli Bomba” because it sticks more than gum under a desk without people seeing it. Well brother, the Boli Bomba sent you a better gossip than when in high school you had the only two questions you were studying for the exam; Primo! According to Boli, in Oslo, the international journalists hired by Sayo to cover her Nobel Prize show were put on a tremendous amount of shame, because according to a journalist who was there, they didn't finish completing the professional fees they had promised, and the joke is blaming nothing more, and nothing less than, Antonio Ledezma, alias “The Vampire”, who is more of a thief than Abu, the monkey with the Aladdin Lamp, and his stepdaughter the “girl” Isabel, Diosdado! , I don't know but I don't doubt it either.

But that's not all. Brother! , the Boli Bomba also learned that during Sayo's January European tour, she will meet with the owners of three mercenary companies to design a plan that includes the hiring of ex-combatants from the Ukraine/Russia war, in order to build a private army that she will name: “International Legion for Freedom”. Cousin! , the purpose of these mercenaries will be the development of special and surgical operations, not only in Venezuela but in several countries around the world, since the second stage of “Operation Phoenix” consists of attacking senior Chavism leaders who are carrying out missions abroad.

Malay! Pa'ir ending, because I have to travel and carry out other missions, because, even if they think we are going on vacation, the truth is that we will be active 24/7, in perfect popular, military and police union, always in defense of the homeland, complying with the instruction of our Commander in Chief Super Mustache, to prevent them from stealing Christmas from our people.

I'll tell you that our cooperating patriot “El Chupa Cabra”, whom we have covered up on the “Cutoff Point” portal, owned by Nicmer Evans, alias “I wasn't”, confirmed that Nicmer received instructions and resources from Sayo to generate and spread psycho-terror campaigns against the country, aimed primarily at Chavism. Cousin! , Nicmer doesn't learn, every time he believes that the government is down, he goes out shooting, as happened with Juan Guaidó, alias “Juanito the Vacuum Cleaner”, and now with Sayo.

Brother! I'm leaving you a sign because I love you more than when the alarm goes off at 5:00 in the morning and you realize that it's Sunday and that you can keep sleeping. Cousin! , our cooperating patriot “Gatúbela” who is hidden in Magalli Meda's team, alias “La Commadre”, found out that Sayo was worn by the Carolina Herrera brand, since she wanted to look very refined in her activities in Oslo; but that's not all brother, to the WeChat group “Resteados con Super Mustache” I'm sending you a photo of the bill for everything Sayo spent on clothing for the Nobel show, which exceeds 100,000 euros; money badly invested because “although Sayona dresses as Carolina Herrera, Sayona stays”.

Brother! I bought the baby Jesus from Huguito Nicolás, I'm going to give him a remote control car track so he can do things his age and leave the inventory. Another thing, just so you know, in the end the boys and I decided to sell the Optra as you recommended it and we bought a Volkswagen Beetle, the bad thing was that when I got on board, I realized that I don't look comfortable, because lately I've gotten out of my diet a little bit, I suppose now we'll also have to sell the Beetle, but we'll do that next year, anyone makes a mistake.

Brother! Since this is the last public letter of the year, unless the situation requires it, I want to tell you that mom, Hugo Nicolás, my brothers, Lalo and Chicho, love you more than when a big piece of water falls in Maracaibo and the weather gets cool. You are part of us and we are part of you. Mom sends you the blessing, she says that God, La Chinita, and all the saints always accompany you, to all the high command of the Revolution and to our people. So you know that we are going to spend December 24 in your town in Furrial York, but on the 31st we go to Los Jobitos, to grandma's house, because remember that I am the grandson of the old woman with the mangos, who formed a veguero because the fence had been knocked down.

Goddess! What I love you is dick. I love you more than a Christmas Shawarma; the kind that they sell at “Don Shawarma”, the place that is in the El Indio square in Maracaibo. Shawarma must be filled with the same ingredients as a hallaca, which is why it is called “Christmas Shawarma”, that is, it has plenty of pork leg plus the traditional hallaca stew; that the stew is not denied raisins, stuffed olives, capers and plenty of chickpea seeds; then add the traditional ingredients of Shawarma: lamb and chicken, all the vegetables and plenty of garlic cream. Besides, so that you can see that my affection for you is greater than Av. 5 de Julio, we are going to add a Super Special Arabic tray that includes a ten-unit Falaffe service, fried Kibbe, some cabbage cigarettes, a finely chopped Tabbouleh and that they will not forget the fried Arabian bread with their respective creams. Cousin! , Christmas Shawarma must be accompanied with chicken salad, which contains a lot of mayonnaise, but mine is special, without carrots, because it can be heavy on me. To drink, since I am slowly leaving the soda, it is better to order a bottle of black tea than the one prepared in that same place. Goddess! It's Christmas, that's why I'm going crazy. For dessert, I put a cake of tres leches, a majarete, a paledonia, a gypsy arm with plenty of arequipe and colorful sprinkles, a brownie with plenty of chocolate no matter what I get, and in order not to break tradition, a milky sweet, but a little to avoid getting stuck.

You take care of me brother, what I love you is Malay cock.

Happy Chavidad and happy new year 2026, pa'vos, for the whole Mazo Dando family, for our country, for our children and grandchildren, we will win.

Mazo News Team