Desperate! Find out why La Sayo is recycling old anti-Venezuela narratives and inventing conspiracies

Published at: 05/11/2025 09:27 PM

NOVEMBER 05, 2025

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PATRIOTA DEL VALLE ARRIBA COUNTRY CLUB

Hello Gordooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! How are you my chubby Politzia? Today I'm in a relaxing mode, I'm like the song “free as the wind and dangerous as the sea”, don't think badly! , then I'll tell you. The truth is that I came to the spa of the club in Valle Arriba to give myself some foot massages because on Saturday I escaped to Cori and went to enjoy Caracas, which is peaceful and very beautiful, not like Cori says that everyone here is crying waiting for my friends Trump to come invade us, well! that's not so false because the only one who wants that is her.

My old cow candy! , I'll tell you that I grabbed some friends from Petare who have their motorcycles and we went to tour Caracas, God! , no! don't be surprised! , the thing is that I decided to expand my contact base because Cori is already leaving, so I'm going to need more and new friends for my new life, it's not possible that the only Cacri friend I have is you.

Tic — Tac — Tic — Tac ¡Diosdadooo Joseeee! Listen to it! , no! , you're not crazy, it's Cori's watch that is ringing harder and harder, listen to my torontico! You are getting more rounded every day. The days go by, Cori can no longer handle her self-confinement and because of logistical problems the friends who always take her out for a walk, the same ones who had agreed to rescue her, apparently lost their address, that makes Cori worried, but hey, what is more of a concern for her?

As the clock moves, the calendar sheds its leaves. MY COLD MANGO CARAT! Cori knows that December is coming soon and apparently the baby Jesus left her off the gift list again, obviously! because he misbehaves. Little God! You'll remember me, because Cori's New Year's Eve show promises fireworks, teardrops of props and speeches in English with poorly translated subtitles.

MY LITTLE ONE WITH BUFFALO CHEESE! Turns out my girl Cori is upset, hurting, and looking for someone to blame for her failure. In internal meetings with the few people she has left, she keeps muttering that “the gringos don't understand her urgency” and that, if nothing happens before the end of the year, it will be the end. That's why, for weeks now, “a great idea” has been hanging around in his head, well! That's what she calls it. Cori says that “something big” has to happen because, according to her new image guru (an Argentinian man with a reality show accent), he told her that: “without blood there is no power”, imagine! , thank goodness that Cori is the woman of peace, damn it! God! How do I explain it to you!

MY CAMAY SOAP, TO GET A LITTLE SMELL! , pay attention to what I'm going to tell you, because it's very serious. Cori has a new plan and she named it “Operation The Last Call”, and I'll tell you my baby boy! which is quite a rice with mango. Cori got into it and she herself is looking for support, making calls, fishing when she says “I have a grenade” or “I have armed men”, poor Cori, I never bought the home market and, even so, now she dares to buy people to stage a coup d'etat.

MY GLASS OF CHOCO MAN! The truth is that I will send you through our private chat the evidence that Cori meets drug traffickers through Google Meet, with drug gang leaders who have been displaced from our territory. I also heard her talking to negative leaders who lost their mafias in the mines of Bolívar state and now want to regain ground, obviously! In exchange, Cori has offered to give them back their operational capacity, and in return they must help her to create conditions for my friends the gringos to enter combat.

At the same time, Cori, Uncle Inmundo, Crazy Leo, Ledezma, all those lousy and lousy people who live in golden exile, are victims of their own lies. Since they don't control what my friends the gringos can do, and they really believe that they are going to overthrow Nico Maduro to hand over power to one of them, they went crazy and entered into a speed race to see who will be elected by the United States in order to govern Venezuela. Yes! MY GLASS OF RAW CARIAC CORN WITH SUGAR! That's how crazy they are!

MY RICE WITH MILK AND CINNAMON! I told you about it last week, but now it's official! Cori is determined not to be left out of ANYTHING, and my uncle Inmundo is! , Inmundo González, who still doesn't know if he exists or doesn't exist, is also involved in the same drama. God! they're clutching their hair! , literally by the hair and I'm not talking about you or José David. It turns out that my uncle is giving a speech talking about “peace” and the “smooth transition”, while my friend Cori wants fire, blood and selfies, really! my Uncle Inmundo decided to shoot openly at Cori, my little banana candy! this is getting good!

MY BABY MENNEN NO GERBER, MENNEN like the one in the baby cologne! The “Tea” of “la sifri” doesn't end there. Now my uncle Inmundo González also does virtual meetings through Google Met, remember that I gave you the link so you could connect. If you noticed, both uncle and Cori now use this modality to talk to the three cats that still believe him, but in this case uncle brought them together on Monday to tell them that “he is coming soon to be sworn in”, he also told them that they should be ready for when the gringos arrive and support him, read carefully! to him, to no one else. Bone! Baby! , when I heard that my head just thought, and thought, I suddenly stared into the mirror and said to myself: “myself! , if Cori finds out about this he kills him, Cori is going to kill Uncle Unclean as a traitor, that's going to happen” please!

MY TIO RICO BOMBOM BOAT! I am not satisfied with the double game that Tío Inmundo plays against my friends, I tell you that she is now waiting for a small group of former soldiers of those who were believing in the mermaid stories of Guaidó and company. Aunt Mercedes told me that the children are pressuring my Uncle Inmundo to swear an oath and name a Ministry of Defense “in exile”, so to coordinate military actions with “international allies” Diosdi! I swear to you I don't know where they get so much madness. Of course Cori found out and sent them to say that they, to the former soldiers, who cannot coordinate anything with Uncle Inmundo without going through her, that is! Axulioooooo! SOS are killing each other!

Of course, MY DOG PATTY! , that Cori was immediately activated and sent her Inquisition 2.0 group, which are just as intense as her, to go out and write on social networks: “There is no transitional government without María Corina!” Bone! , the total drama.

Meanwhile, MY LITTLE GREEN TOY, LIKE YOUR PRETTY EYES! Crazy Leo is attacking again, and he hired a lobby to send him to tell my friends the gringos that he alone can “break” our Armed Forces, that is, Diosdi! What the madman is trying to say is that he can break Padrino López, Hernández Lárez and all my friends in the military high command, okay! , I repeat, that is the new Crazy Leo lie, whoever buys it.

MY CUTIE, MY CUDDLY LITTLE BEAR! El Loco Leo says that he did not achieve his goal of carrying out a coup d'etat on April 30, 2019 because the head of Capriles, María Corina and others played treason on him, but that if the Trump captive gives him a new opportunity, he, Leopoldo López the Spaniard, can break the Bolivarian National Armed Forces in exchange for him being the president of the supposed Government Junta that they want to arm God! Can you imagine that? please! not even Netflix dared that much.

MY STICK IS CHOPPING! WITH ENOUGH BEANS TO HUG YOU LATER All that drama has Cori in panic mode, she knows that Catie Trump is still ignoring her and that crazy Leo is once again taking space. The poor one is dying of anxiety, because she says that the crazy Leo is catching a flight that is not normal. God! Here between you and me, Cori believes that there is someone powerful in America reviving Crazy Leo, we'll see.

YOU, MY TROPICANA STORE, A SEA OF BEAUTIFUL THINGS! (ahhh you didn't expect that one) God! Parenthesis, I don't know why, but since we're friends I feel a bit retro, like vintage, please! Let's get back to our business! And pay attention! Crazy Leo founded something called (pronounce well that you know how to speak English, don't act yourself) WORLD LIBERTY CONGRESS, in partnership with an Iranian and a Russian, in short, they do nothing other than opposition by opposition and have a reason to live raising money for something, but hey! , the truth is that overnight, they are injecting strength into that Loco Leo foundation, and they put together a global event in Berlin that they were going to do today, that is, the same day that Cori presented himself at the American Business Forum, in Miami, yes Diosdi! Leo wanted to sabotage the event for Cori, but as was very evident, they moved it to November 8. I don't know about you, but I love “catfights” hahaha.

Aha! I guess you don't know what the American Business Forum is, okay! , I'll tell you. It is a global gathering of business people, entrepreneurs, politicians, sports and cultural figures. It was founded and directed by Ignacio González Castro of Uruguayan nationality, but since they did it this year in Miami, it was Francis Suarez, the mayor of that city, who helped María Corina participate in the event in exchange for monetary aid and to position, or rather, to campaign for them, after the Republicans lost last night, Marco Rubio, Governor DeSantis, Senators Rick Scott and Ashely Moody, and of course his three friends María Elvira Salazar, Mario Diaz-Balart and Carlos Giménez. That is to say, my God of breast! , Cori was allowed to participate in that event in exchange for not mentioning Trump but his friends, the real culprits that my friend Trump is losing strength, because it is precisely these people who have acted inhumanely against migrants and have been so disgusting in their speeches, that they frightened the independent vote, the Latino vote and the anti-war vote, in short! Cori is an ally of Trump's enemies, then she lives crying when Catire says he doesn't know who she is.

MY TRULULU GUMMY! , Tickets for that event cost from $100 to $10,000, Baby! You have to be very crazy and pay $10,000 to listen to Cori, although the truth is that I think they were lost, the space where they did it was almost empty and the most epic thing was when the mayor of Miami himself tried to encourage people to applaud Cori! What an embarrassment! , there's a video and everything about that embarrassing moment. By the way, Cori didn't say anything new, he simply returned to offering the country as if it were for sale, he talked about privatizing everything, even the deck program is going to privatize it and people will have to pay even to breathe.

¡DIOSDADO JOSÉ, LISTEN TO ME! that this is the moment when I become toxic:

Looking forward to this week, because Cori has something planned. I'm sharing with you what she and her collaborators have in mind in our private chat. If they don't like this plan, write it down, because before December 10 she's going to try to set up a big international scene because she wants to go receive her prize in Norway, (if they give it to her), she'll try to make it seem spontaneous, but that's more happening than me when they tell me you're going to patrol and I can see if I can catch you.

Cori's strategy, together with his friends the lousy Cubans, plus Rick Scott and Marco Rubio, is to keep looking for false positives against our country to see if they hit something, because everything invented, until now, has not worked for them. They will continue to say that Venezuela is a Hezbollah base of operations; they will continue with their plan to carry out self-attacks against opponents to say that this is “transnational persecution” by the government of Nico Maduro; they will continue to look for something with Guyana, Trinidad and even with Colombia; they will continue to try to mix us with drug trafficking, but the most ridiculous of all the stories invented so far, is the one that has just been launched the piojosa of María Elvira Salazar.

The very lousy one said that there is a plan to assassinate President Donald Trump and that this plan comes directly from Nicolás Maduro. Watch out Diosdi! Careful! , a few months ago we warned that there was a coup plan against my friends El Catire Trump, and they are executing that little by little with every mistake they make. But it turns out that attempting the life of Donald Trump is an idea that was born of the Crazy Cubans who swore to govern the United States in 2028 and their great ally, financier Álvaro Uribe, who also financed the campaign of María Elvira and Rubio. Uribe appears on the scene because apparently Trump doesn't trust him and his drug business is watering down. God! with all this anti-drug fight, they are losing money and land, not us.

I write to you and I feel like in the movie Lady and the Wanderer, I'm a princess and you're a Cacri.

Miss me, remember that you are my baby Fiufiu.

Mazo News Team