Desperate! Learn about the operation being orchestrated by Crazy Cuban and La Sayo in the face of a possible Maduro-Trump dialogue

Published at: 19/11/2025 09:55 PM

NOVEMBER 19, 2025 VALLE ARRIBA COUNTRY CLUB INTEGRAL DEFENSE
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PATRIOTA DEL VALLE ARRIBA COUNTRY CLUB

Hello Gordooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! How are you my chubby Politzia? I'm fine, I'm trying on the camouflaged uniform that we're going to use in our command to defend the Valle Arriba because no one gives up here! Good baby! The only thing is that my feet are destroyed because bone! God! taking advantage of the fact that I no longer have the annoying one from Cori on me, I threw myself into the concert at the Monumental and OMG! Bone chubby! I danced and played too much, besides! You don't know how super happy I am to see so many people who enjoyed Old Reggaeton in peace, in a clear demonstration that neither the evil of Cori nor that of the Crazy Cuban cartel stops Venezuela.

Fat! I can't even explain to you, much less describe to you, how incredible everything was, tell me the Ivy Queen and the Tito El Bambino, that's right! In the monumental what there was was a super cool energy, far removed from the sadness, depression and ill will of the haters. But hey, the truth is, as soon as I left the concert the stress returned. Turns out my friend Cori doesn't understand that we're no longer together and maybe we won't be together again, even so, she calls me every day and every hour, which wouldn't bother me if it were to talk about everyday life, you know! , to talk about brand portfolios, about traveling around the world, about gossip from our friends, about divorces, about fights, you know the things that people in the country talk about, except that my girl seems to have been born with Mercury in retrograde under her arm, so she just calls to tell me her tragedies, damn it!

It's going! MY CARAMEL COTUFITA, two previous gossip, you saw that Cori went too tanned, that's because when she was walking on the green roads she had to walk several places, upssss! I got away with it! ; the other thing is that yesterday Cori didn't congratulate Delsa Jennifer on her birthday, oh God! Gone are those days when Cori claimed to be her great friend, but that's how Cori is.

MY WHITE AREPITA WITH BUTTER AND TELITA CHEESE, Cori looks like the song “Penas” by the late Sandro, do you know it? Oh God! I swear to Dior and Cartier that I am a step away from going to the Amana River or the Guarapiche river to bathe and clean myself to see if all those horrible energies are taken away from Cori, because my poor friend is a Greek tragedy. God! So much has happened to the poor woman that I confess to you: I don't know where to start!

MY FILM ON VHS (God, you're not old, you're old). Let's start with the main tragedy with which Cori almost died, in fact, she even lost her pulse for a few seconds, obviously! That's when Catire Trump let go of the pearl that he was willing to talk to Nico Maduro. God! , when Cori heard that, it was like when a very big wave comes, sinks you, drags you down and then leaves you on the beach without a swimsuit, bone! of terror, and the worst thing is that I witnessed that cataclysm on video call.

Amidst the screams, tears and stress, Cori told me that she knew that time would come. The anger was so great that he uncovered himself and began to spill all his poison, he immediately took out his hatred for my friends the Catire, Bebito! , Cori said that Trump was a “senile and unstable old man”, and that she expected it, but not at this time, because for Cori Trump he would first assassinate at least 20,000 Venezuelans and then talk to Nico Maduro.

Wait! That's not all my sweet bombonbum María Corina told me that the United States deserves to be governed by a guy like Marco Rubio and not by Catire, my God! Please ooooor!

MY HOT AVENITA WITH BUTTER AND BREAD You can imagine that Cori has not stopped calling Little Marco, the Crazy Cuban plus (because it includes Rick Scott), that is, the four senators and congressmen who are confessed enemies of Trump, it turns out that Cori is begging them to do something to stop Trump, he has told them that this is a low blow a few days after she received her Nobel prize. On the other hand, Magally Meda, with whom I spoke a couple of hours ago, told me that Cori asked her to call all her financiers to ask them to donate “extra money” in order to set up a super operation that would prevent the possibility of dialogue between Nico and Catire. God! Maga told me that the operation includes moving the toughest lobbies in Washington, multiplying false positives where Venezuela remains an aggressor country of the United States and thereby increasing the cost to my friend El Catire of being able to talk to Nico Maduro, that is, demons were unleashed.

MY FRIED CHICKEN, CRISPY ON THE OUTSIDE AND JUICY ON THE INSIDE. Cori doesn't know how to explain to her own followers this turn in history where everything was supposed to be ready, according to her, to be appointed president of Venezuela. Cori has had several meetings with her Argentine advisor to see if it lights the way for her because Cori fell into her own trap by feeding a communication machine that will end up eating her as they ate Guaidó when she left Venezuela.

And here comes another episode for the novel. MY MCFLURRY DE PIRULÍ DE COCO the second tragedy has to do with the investors who have been injecting money into Cori. God! , it turns out that they left, Cori scared them and not because of Sayona but because of clumsy, because they are leaving one by one, they are evaporating, because only my friend Cori can think of selling a development and investment plan talking about the plague of the Chinese. From the Chinese, GOD! Bone aaaaaa! , who can think of insulting the giant that represents more than 20% of the planet's GDP? only Cori! who has serious cognitive problems, because even Milei's louse didn't dare to do so much.

Drunk! Imagine for a minute the face of the investors when they heard Cori speak in Miami a few days ago at the American Business Forum event (pronounced well that you know English) and expressed very badly about China, she put them together with Iran and Russia as enemies of the United States, of course she did that by order of her boss Marco Rubio. God! I think that Cori went all the way to the bottom, it came to an end, because most of these investment funds to whom she was selling her “Venezuela Tierra de Gracia” trap, have businesses or contacts with China and since they do understand how the world moves, now most of them leave it in blue when Cori writes to them.

But baby! this is not the only reason why investors are leaving it alone. It so happens that many of these businessmen and corporations confirmed what my friend Juan González, former advisor to Biden, said recently: “the opposition has no way to govern Venezuela” and I would add, “the opposition could not govern even a day with Chavism in opposition”, because that is God! that doesn't exist! , just as there isn't a $500 Hermés wallet either, so my friends will have to invent another one.

MY HAM ROLL THAT SINCE WE ARE AT CHRISTMAS, YOU ARE HERE TO EAT EVERY DAY, here comes the third tragedy. The Crazy Leo, the dead man trying to revive, put Cori in trouble because the boy went in front of Cori and gave him the dots, the commas, the signs. Turns out Crazy Leo told Cori that either they teamed up (he and Cori), or he would go on his own to fight for freedom. God! It turns out that Cori accepted the satanic pact proposed to her by Leo because she already knows that she is lost, and what is one more line? , of course, Cori made it a condition that Guaidó could not appear anywhere, and that, if his plans went well, that is, if both arrived in Miraflores, they had to put everyone in the interim in prison. Of course! , the Crazy Leo who has no loyalty to his mother, remember when he put the one to charge in Monomers without taking care of the forms? good! The boy agreed to ally himself with Cori in exchange for selling his own people, that's right!

MY BURNT RICE FROM WHICH IT IS STUCK IN THE BOTTOM OF THE POT, (you already know how to get that rice out) Cori continues to have a bad head. Today when she called me, she told me that she is setting up a * “global solidarity and protection group” * to accompany her to Oslo to receive her million dollars, sorry, her Nobel Peace Prize. But before that Cori will attempt, for the penultimate time, a “bloodbath” in Venezuela in order to reposition herself in front of my friends the gringos. Just imagine the Nobel Peace Prize asking for blood!

Chubby! , you know that Cori will never leave the conspirator, although before at least she did it with glamor, connected with high-end lice, but now oh my love! , now she is so desperate that she only hangs out with low-profile rascals, criminals who from outside the country offer Cori to plant a bomb, throw a grenade, paste posters, what she doesn't know is that your friend the handsome, the handsome, the pretty eyes of your friend the minister, knows everything! The problem with that is that when the alleged undercover CIA agents contact the alleged Cori operators on the ground, they immediately realize that they are wasting their time. Soon we will hear about an agent who is asking questions at the border.

MY LITTLE PENGUINITE FILLED WITH CREAM Cori wrote to me, all trembling, to ask me for the prescription of the pills she uses to sleep because when she left they were forgotten on the table that I showed you the other time. Between us, she has very ugly insomnia and is very anxious about not knowing what Catire Trump and Nico Maduro can talk about, bone! please! In addition to that, Cori is involved in a new self-attack plan, which is why she asked the Nobel Prize committee to denounce that Nico Maduro supposedly wants to silence her, but the truth is that she herself is writing the script for her own attack. God! Before Cori arrives in Oslo she needs a trophy, that is, she will put on a show like the one with the little blue wallet or the broken rib that she reported after 5 months, Cori knows that she cannot collect the prize as the loser she is, but as the suffering heroine who “risked her life” to receive her million dollars, sorry! , his Nobel Prize.

MY MAJARETE TO SEE YOU AND EAT YOU (I know that the best one is my friend Yelitze's but she doesn't tell you that), another tragedy that adds to Cori's long novel is the defeat of Noboa in her referendum. Imagine that Cori had put his people from Súmate to work there as he did in the presidential elections but this time the trap didn't work out for them, they couldn't hide the overwhelming voice of the Ecuadorian people, that is, Cori has two consecutive electoral defeats: that of Tuto Quiroga and now that of the referendum in Ecuador. But notice something, they thought that for Noboa to go out talking to Cori and saying, before the election, that Noboa would be the sidekick to accompany Cori to Oslo, would be enough to win, which shows that Cori is not an influential leader in the region as they want to paint it.

MY CARDBOARD WITH LEMON, SWEET AND SOUR. I tell you that Cori's negative vibe is infinite. Just the day that Cori decides to announce her magnificent, divine and self-sufficient “manifesto for freedom”, wham! a global failure knocked down social networks, websites and even news servers, my love! If that's not a bad vibe, I don't know what is. But not only did that event bury Cori's super manifesto, but then Trump came out of the oval office with the Saudi crown prince saying again that he would be willing to talk to Nico Maduro, I mean! no one paid attention to the manifesto except for the communication payroll and Cori's entourage.

Oh, God! , when that happened Cori was so furious that she called me crying and said: “I'm starting to believe that God is Chavista, because I don't hit a single one”. And I, who always think before I speak, stared intently in the mirror and said to myself: “myself! How can Cori do well if all she is looking for is a bloodbath and God can't be with that?” Bone! Hellooouu!

MY BUEÑUELITO DE YUCA WITH CARAMEL SYRUP The manifesto was a sea of incoherence, but in point five, Cori talks about supposed fundamental freedoms and the “right to security”. She says that everyone has the right to protect their property and freedom in any way, read well, whatever! This is a copy of the American laws that allow the sale of weapons to anyone, that is, according to the “manifesto of freedom”, Cori would allow anyone to buy weapons such as buying knickknacks at the Farmatodo, Diosdi! What will Alfred Nobel say if the Nobel Peace Prize is for those who work to reduce the arms industry, while Cori promotes it.

As soon as I read the so and so manifesto, I called her and said: Cori! Are you crazy? , she told me that her new plan is to offer the gringos that Venezuela, if governed by her, will become a photocopy of the United States, which will rewrite the new history, where the founding fathers will no longer be Bolívar, Sucre, or Miranda, but her, Rubio, María Elvira, and if Trump helps them, then they include him. According to Cori, angel jumping will no longer be called that, but “Thomas Jefferson Falls”, and the statues of Simon Bolivar will be replaced by those of Georges Washington; even the Venezuelan flag will no longer be yellow, blue and red and will become red, blue and white, in short! I can't handle that much.

God! One thing I didn't tell you is that the pact between Cori and Crazy Leo includes sharing parental authority over my uncle the Unclean, that is, uncle will be with Cori for a while and a while with Leo. But the chepi, the lady that Cori took to keep her company, told me that for Cori to dominate her uncle, the very crazy woman puts on her left foot a piece of paper with the name of my filthy uncle written three times, that was recommended to her by the witch from “la rodriguera”.

Diosdado José, LISTEN TO ME, which is where I get toxic:

1. Cori decided to pull the strings from the shadows and send all her lousy people to lobby to avoid by all means the dialogue between Nico Maduro and Catire Trump.

2. The other thing he's going to do is pay people in the United States to set up rallies and mobilizations to protest and tell Trump that he cannot talk with terrorists.

3. The Crazy Cubans are going to start lobbying everywhere, while ghost pollsters, those who run them from the garage of a house in Miami, will publish supposed paid opinion studies where they will say that “everyone” is against dialogue.

4. Meanwhile, they activated plan B, reviving my uncle the Unclean to swear him in so as not to die politically, Cori wants to propose to Trump that, if he is no longer going to bomb Venezuela, he forces Nico Maduro to negotiate with Tío who is the president according to them, which is why the cheap show of Grupo Mala Idea.

5. They will continue with the media bombardment, but I can assure you that we are very close to seeing the end of the stale part of the Venezuelan opposition, only that in the end we must be much more alert.

I write to you and I feel like in the movie Lady and the Wanderer, I'm a princess and you're a Cacri.

Miss me, remember that you are my baby Fiufiu.

Mazo News Team