For showsera! Learn why María Con Ira was sent to shut up in the midst of the earthquake tragedy in Panama

Published at: 14/10/2026 10:56 PM

Wednesday, October 14, 2026.

Maracaibo, Santa Lucia sector, diagonal to Pa' Que Luis, in the white house with the red bars that have a Chávez banner and a mushy sign that says: WE WILL WIN!

Patriot Patricio the Maracucho.

What was Diosdado? How are you my dear brother?

Look at Malayo! I hope that you are already sitting well in the black chair, and with the coffee cup closed; and besides, I suggest that at least, you burn your fingers, and then move them as if you were playing horses, so that you have a better grip to hold the card and your joints relax. Cousin! And besides, do all the psychiatric tests and take them first thing tomorrow morning to Brother Jorge Rodríguez's office, because with all the information I bring you about the fascist and failed opposition, you're going to be crazier than Manuel Rosales, alias “The Philosopher of Zulia”, when he said that the last animal that entered Noah's Ark was “the dolphin”.

Goddess! I tell you that everything is under control, we have everything well monitored to prevent violent people from trying, like every year, to end peace, tranquility and Christmas. Rest assured, the team wins.

This morning our cooperating patriot “Yasuri Yamileth” wrote to me, the girl who studied with me in high school. Cousin! You know that “Yasuri” was a member of Vente Venezuela and is still involved in the SIGNAL groups of the “Comanditos”. There he found out that the political advisors of the Sayo “Submarine with a Hollow”, including Esteban Gerbasi, alias “The Nacist”, recommended that “María with Anger” reconsider whether it was appropriate or not, to return to Venezuela in the next few days, so as not to burn more politically than he already is, because, it seems like a slice of banana forgotten in the frying pan.

Brother! The advisors of “María Violencia” warned her that, if she returned to the country, despite the fact that no one would stop her balls, because she is already a zero multiplied by zero; now less, they would pay attention to her, because the baseball season has already started, and also, because from November 1, Christmas will start in Venezuela and you know that Christmas in the country is more sacred than Holy Week itself, and what people do is eat hallacas, enjoy with the family and disconnect from the news.

Malay! But that's not all, here's some information about Sayo hotter than lava fresh from a volcano.

You know that our cooperating patriot “La Popis” is more involved than an old window drawer, and she goes with the “Sayo” back in Panama. Good Primo! So you know that the “Popis” was there when the “MariCori”, in a fit of desire to star, said that she was going to ride the media wave of the earthquake that the sister country recently suffered, all this to make the news and try to steal the show using the regrettable tragedy. Goddess! The “Popis” told me that the “Nobel Prize for Hate” hammered resources to some former banker friends that she has to buy some supplies that she didn't deliver. Millet! But, once again, he backfired, because according to the “Popis”, this act of populism and politicking by the “Sayo” was very frowned upon by Panamanian public opinion, and even by the authorities of that country, who immediately realized the baseness and evil intentions of the “Maria in Anger” and sent her to be silenced in the media for trying to use a tragedy to take political advantage of her. Brother! It's no coincidence that María Corina is called “La Sayo” because she lost all sensitivity and human respect, and it's worse than having a weak stomach with a cough at the same time.

Goddess! Do you want to laugh a little? Good! Get ready for the laugh because what I'm about to tell you will make you laugh more than seeing the “Chavo del 8” hitting the piñata.

The “Popis” told me that the “Submarine with a Hole” in Sayo had an attack of anger when she realized that no Panamanian media covered her walk through the collection centers in Panama. But according to “Popis” what made “María Violencia” most angry was when she learned that Sister Delcy Eloína held a telephone meeting with the president of Panama to show solidarity with that country, and that in addition to humanitarian aid, Venezuela sent a high-level technical and engineering delegation to help with the reconstruction work. Brother! The “Popis” tells me that when the “MariCori” saw the images of Venezuelan experts arriving in Panama to join the humanitarian work, she was going to give “Maria in Wrath” a stroke of the anger she seized.

Goddess! Changing the subject a bit, although you and I both know that it's the same cheese, but grated. Our cooperating patriot “Gatúbela” who works in the communication swarm with Claudia Macero, alias “the stranger”; sent you to tell me that another attack of angrily anger that caught “Maria with Anger” was when she saw Dinorah Figuera in the State Department last week, because remember that no one can take it out of her head that Julio Borges' “Cejón” is going to launch Dinorah as his presidential candidate and that doesn't let “Maria sleep” with Rabia” because remember that she doesn't like to share her leading role even with the mirror.

Brother! Do you remember our cooperating patriot “El Madrileño” who operates with “Inmundo González” in Spain? Good Primo! So you know that the “Madrilenian” learned that the “Submarine with a Hollow” of MariCori hired Spanish journalists and media to spread a defamation campaign against you to try to divide Chavism, but what the “Panamanian” of Sayo does not know, is that the Chavistas, now more than ever, are more united than the guayas that support the bridge over Lake Maracaibo. Goddess! But the other thing that the “Madrilenian” learned was that “María Violencia” is going to take up the task, until the end of the year of calling for “so-called” “peaceful” marches to the Miraflores Palace, which will later turn violent. So, go on telling your friend the “Minister” not to fall for the paws of provocations designed by the “Maria with Hate” to challenge state security officials.

Malay! I'm leaving now, but first I'm going to throw you 3 atomic bombs that are going to make you crazier than the' “Mr. Barriga” When Don Ramón paid him for his outstanding 14 months of rent, and he also advanced him a year's rent in cash.

Our cooperating patriot “Candy Candy”, who is doing political monitoring in Maracaibo, learned that Gustavo Ruiz, alias “The Invisible”, will soon return to the country to begin his pre-campaign for the government of Zulia. But the “Candy Candy” also learned that Gustavo Ruiz, on the orders of his boss the “María con Odio”, offered a certain José Luis Pirela, alias “Barriga e' Cement” to head the regional list of Vente en el Zulia for the National Assembly. Goddess! Another thing that “Candy Candy” told me was that Sayo's “Maria with Rage” ordered Claudia Macero, alias “the stranger” to concentrate the communication swarm on attacking our sister Delcy Eloína's tour of Europe. But Cousin! Stay still as if you were a photo because we are already dismantling the entire propaganda and false news apparatus that the “Maria with Hate” raised against Delcy Eloína.

Goddess! The last thing I wanted to tell you is to leave prepared, because someone else who has his bags ready “and who” to return to the country is Juan Guaidó's “Juanito Alimaña”, who already told everyone in “Will to Steal” that he will be the candidate list of Leopoldo's “Wireless Princess” for the National Assembly, all as a prize for helping to enrich a bunch of people from VP when they invented the “Interim Government”.

Goddess! So you know that since President Delcy Eloína announced that Christmas will begin on November 1st, mom has already taken the old tree out of the closet and is going to cover the whole house with Christmas lights. In addition, she is going to invite her friends from the UBCHE to celebrate Christmas and asked me to hire her the set of bagpipes “Los Vergatarios del Saladillo”. Cousin! The old Josefina also sent you to tell you that, if you can be in Maracaibo by that date, you should stop by Santa Lucía so that you can at least send yourself 2 halacas of the gizzard with half a ham loaf and the sweet Majarete, so that you can warm up your engines for December.

Good brother! I'm leaving! God what I love you is dick. I love you more than a spaghetti service from the restaurant “El Trucupey”, which is located in the “Veritas” sector in Maracaibo, right next to the Joaquín Piña school. Cousin! Let the spaghetti be long pasta with Bolognese sauce and several balls of meatballs from the gizzard, well seasoned and juicy. Separately, put some chicken legs stewed with cooked potato on the sides. ¡Diosdado! If possible, accompany the pasta with toasted French bread. Malay! Just in case it doesn't get full, we ordered a tray of pasticho. Goddess! I almost forgot, that please throw a full serving of Parmesan cheese on top of my spaghetti that smells like pececa. To drink, a plastic guarapo jug with lemon and plenty of ice. For dessert, if they are so kind, they serve me a three-milk cake with a cheese on the side and a majarete from those sold in Santa Rita. Goddess! I'm sorry for what I'm going to tell you, because I don't want people to think that I abuse food, but please, only if possible, have fried slices with palmita cheese added to my spaghetti.

Take care of me Malay! Change and out!

Mazo News Team