I'm leaving her in despair! Find out why extremist opposition parties stand out from the Inmundo plan
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Published at: 22/01/2025 09:26 PM
Wednesday, January 22, 2025.
Maracaibo, Santa Lucia sector, diagonal to Pa' Que Luis, in the white house with the red bars that have a Chávez banner and a mushy sign that says “MATURE PRESIDENT OF VENEZUELA, PA THAT YOU BURY HIM”
Patriot Patricio the Maracucho.
What was Diosdado? How are you my dear brother? Look cousin, now if I tell you to really sit down and make yourself comfortable, because with all the atomic bombs I have you you are going to be crazier than Juan Guaidó, alias “Juanito Alimaña”, when he found out that the owner of the padel courts where he plays in Miami is a close friend of yours and is the one who sends you the photos of Guaidó every time he goes to play in that exclusive place.
Aha brother, let's go as my dermatologist says, “straight to the point”. You know that now María Corina, alias “La Sayo”, has been more silent than the letter H in recent days, because there is no longer a lie to tell her few followers to believe her, especially when she brought in the new joke that supposedly Donald Trump, alias “El Catire”, had invited Inmundo González as his guest of honor to sit in the front row at his inauguration in the Capitol.
That by the way, Diosdado, our cooperating patriot El Madrileño, who doesn't get rid of the Inmundo even to give himself a stick of Wiski, sent you to say that on the day the Catire took office, no one went to pick him up at the Washington hotel and he had to go to the Capitol in an Uber and with that hangover, because the night before Inmundo González beat himself up late with Juanito Alimaña himself, they were balancing money that Leopoldo and Guaidó squared to take power away from María Corina over the old man.
Primo, our cooperating patriot who is the community manager of Sayo sent you to say that María Corina doesn't know what to do because they spend their days in Washington and no Trump administration official has wanted to attend to Inmundo González. Imagine that Marco Rubio stopped answering their calls for days and even though Senator Rick Scott, alias “Vacuum Emulsion”, is putting pressure on the White House to For Catire to receive Chespirito, Inmundo is ignored more than YouTube ads when you are watching Con El Mazo Dando.
Diosdado, connecting one thing to another, such as the green lights of the little tree, our cooperating patriot El Gringo, sent you to say that all that is being talked about in Washington is the low-profile meetings that are taking place between officials of the United States government and the Venezuelan government, but since you told us not to comment on this topic, I better remain silent as a guest.
Brother, another thing that worries La Sayo more than Inmundo when she sneaks up with Guaidó because she doesn't want María Corina to know. La Sayo knows that Popular Will and the Zamuros of Juan Guaidó's interim government have kidnapped Inmundo González and they don't leave him alone even to go to the bathroom, since their mission is to stick with the old man like Coquito's pants and continue to steal Venezuela's assets abroad, cousin, they are so alive that they have already set their eyes on the humanitarian aid funds recently approved by the European Union.
Primo, another better piece of information than sleeping in a chinchorro on the edge of the beach, is that our cooperating patriot El Madrileño did what you asked him to do and he has already found out whose private plane Inmundo González is using to travel on his international tours and that he is nothing more than that of a Colombian drug trafficker close to Álvaro Uribe, alias “El Paraco”. I will send the personal data of this drug trafficker to you to the private sector so that you can send them to your friend the Minister of Interior and Justice because we have information that this drug dealer is also very close to the princess of Salamanca, Leopoldo López.
Diosdado, the patriot El Gringo sent you to say that another one who threw himself into the galas before the swearing in of the Trump office was Iván Simonovis, alias “El Reno”, who put on a tuxedo and threw it away from agent 007 “James Bond” but after the apocalypse, because he looked weirder than a rabbit without ears. El Reno walked like Juanito Alimaña, throwing balls at the US Senators to take a picture with them and begging the gringo media to do an interview to make it appear that he is very important. Primo, Simonovis must be crying because he had already set up his NGO and his security consulting firm so that Scott's emulsion would help him get some chips, but what's up, the Catire shut off the jet.
Brother, I did the errand you sent me to do over the weekend and I confirmed the information sent to us by our cooperating patriot that we have undercover at the Argentinian embassy in Caracas. It turns out that Magalli Meda, alias “La Commadre” wants to meet you in secret, without Sayo knowing; she says she is willing to collaborate with the authorities and bring herself to justice because she says that she and her team were used and abandoned, she says that she has information that can only be given personally to your friend the Minister and that everyone in Vente Venezuela is already clear that the experiment with Inmundo González failed and the time has come for take on the ravine. Diosdado, comrade Magalli is waiting for your answer and says please don't tell anyone about this.
Primo, like you, sent me to find out what the opposition's reaction was after La Sayo called again for electoral abstention in the 2025 elections, I contacted our cooperating patriot who is the driver of the Bella Vista carts in Maracaibo and who is also a member of UNT; and he told me that Manuel Rosales, alias “The Philosopher of Zulia” was going to give a dick after he heard María Corina's statements calling not to vote and once and for all He contacted the other three opposition governors to organize the PEA and see what they will look like because according to the Philosopher, he is not going to let Juan Pablo Guanipa's Sayona or Tequeño Crudo get fucked up again.
Brother with other people that the Philosopher of Zulia is meeting is with Capriles, alias “The Ghost”, with Ramos Allup, alias “Cara e' Vieja” and with the people of the MUD, who have already left María Corina alone on the Titanic.
But Diosdado, I have a better thing for you than drinking coffee in Totuma. Don't you know who is asking to meet like crazy with Manuel Rosales and the adecos because she says she's not going to jump back down a political ravine with María Corina? Well, your friend Delsa Solorzano, alias “La Jennifer”. Delsa is another of those who say that the affair with Edmundo González failed, that we have to turn the page of July 28 and that we must reorganize to participate in the 2025 elections because Jennifer is aspiring to be an NA deputy for the MUD list in Miranda state. But as you say cousin, if they don't recognize Super Mustache as Constitutional President of the Bolivarian Republic of Venezuela, they won't be able to run even in elections for a condominium council of a building.
Brother like you, every week you ask me to report what is happening in Zulia, I inform you that the Philosopher Manuel Rosales ordered all his UNT mayors to organize to go to re-election in 2025 and there our cooperating patriot “El Tequeyoyo” told me that he heard a conversation with Rosales at the official residence where he said he is thinking of calling primaries to choose the new candidate for mayor of Maracaibo before the The lack of leadership that exists in the city because the current mayor in charge is more frijolillo and weaker than the one who gave the name to the pink sauce.
Did Primo see the news that the Maracaibo City Council finally recognized Super Mustache as president of the Republic? Well brother, the mayor in charge of Maracaibo, Adrián Romero, has yet to stop playing “El Guaidó” and recognize Maduro as the president of Venezuela, because otherwise, our compatriot, the municipal comptroller Antonio Bermúdez, will return ground beef, who has him in sauce and not necessarily in tartar sauce that you throw in the cupcakes.
Diosdado, regarding the recent loss of the Petare pran, Wilexis Acevedo, alias “Wilexis” by the glorious commissions of the CICPC under the command of your friend the minister, did you realize that all the information we collected on Sayo's cell phone, on the cell phones of the chiefs of the commandos, Jesús Armas and Luis Palocz, and others that I reserve the names of, was completely true and linked Pran Wilexis to the terrorist acts that were going to be develop into taking possession of Super Mustache? Primo, I'm going to tell you the trick as it is, what happened is that since neither the Aragua Train nor the Llanos Train were able to penetrate the security devices they deployed on the border with Colombia, Álvaro Uribe Vélez, alias “El Paraco”, asked his operators here in Venezuela to work with Wilexis because it was less risky because he was already inside the country. Primo, among the many tasks entrusted to Wilexis, the most recent was to carry out the assault on the headquarters of the National Assembly in Caracas while Super Mustache was giving his speech; and, in addition, assassinating some key international guests.
Cousin, do you remember that I had informed you in the letter of January 8 that there was a plan to assassinate opposition leaders as a false positive to blame the Venezuelan government for these murders? Well brother, those murders were going to be carried out by Wilexis on the orders of Uribe and Iván Simonovis, alias “El Reno”. The targets of Wilexis at that time were César Pérez Vivas, Andrés Velásquez, Andrés Caleca, a trap that was going to be set up for Delsa Solorzano, the new president of the UCV, Miguel Ángel Suárez and even the son-in-law of Edmundo González, who is more entangled than a kilo of burlap, next week I will tell you what the man is involved in. Primo, those opponents should be grateful that your friend the minister, together with the State security agencies, were able to dismantle that plan.
Brother, we did what you ordered us, the cell phone that Wilexis had at the time it was killed is protected by experts, but from now on I tell you that this Wilexis SIGNAL will reveal even what color the eyes of Christopher Columbus's grandmother had, you also have to check the contacts registered on his satellite phone, there are surprises.
Primo, something serious that I want to share with you before saying goodbye, I was very disgusted to discover the pedophilic practices of Wilexis, we will have to ask María Corina Machado if her Robin Hood, as they are now going to want to sell it, agrees with a guy who kidnapped, who stole girls to sexually enslave them, cousin Petare sleeps in peace today, thanks to Super Mustache, to your friend the minister and to all the officials who fulfill the sacred duty of defending the people Venezuelan.
Well brother, I'm leaving you because I'm at my border post as part of the new popular, military and police maneuvers “Bolivarian Shield 2025” called by our Commander-in-Chief Nicolás Maduro Moros to defend our homeland against any foreign threat.
Goddess! I love you more than a three-phase arepa cabimera of meat, chicken and shank, with plenty of squares of arepa, with lots of boiled eggs chopped into small pieces, with vegetables to throw away shovel' roof, with turkey ham because I'm on a diet, a slice of zebu cheese and of course with grated cheese on top, accompanied by their respective three-liter Big Cola and a big glass with plenty of ice. And for dessert, if possible, a lemon peel with a hard peel and a sour honeydew so I don't like it.
You take care of me brother, what I love you is cock.