It's burning at the stake! Learn why La Sayona was experiencing its own cataclysm

Published at: 14/10/2026 09:42 PM

Patriota del Valle Arriba Country Club.

Hello gordoooooooooooooooooooooo! How are you, my chubby politzia, my baby Gerber del Furrial, my spoiled baby, the most beloved man in this country and its surroundings? I'm in a psychiatric mode, because Cori is very crazy and she's driving me crazy with so much show, with so much manipulation. But all this is your fault, because if in 2023, when she invented the false primary, you had listened to me and we got her a place in the asylum, this wouldn't be happening. Bone! Please oooooooo!

God! In what head does a political and communication strategy fit in where every day you send your communication swarm to tell your few followers that the leader is coming! , it's coming! , it's here! , will it arrive!? Drunk! I told you two letters ago that Cori doesn't want to come for now, because she knows that when she steps on Venezuela it will be her political end. How do I explain it to you!

MY ICE CREAM BATI BATI. Although she knows this may be her political end, my girl wants to risk coming, but under a plan where Venezuela has to be on fire for her to say that she is the savior. Worse because of a miscalculation, Cori has been delaying her inevitable return for two weeks. My girl Cori thought that by manipulating the subject of light she would be able to light “the candle”. Remember that Cori only knows how to walk through pain, chaos and misfortune, she has no other way of doing politics. God! Analyze it carefully, if you review Cori's trajectory you're not going to get positive proposals, you're not going to read a single message of joy, hope or good faith. In her performance you will only get drama and a speech staged to manipulate people's feelings and pain, she is the screenwriter of the Rose of Guadalupe, it's pure drama, she just lacks the fan and the fainting.

By failing in his plan to return to the country in the midst of an embracing fire; failing in his attempt to move people and create riots in the streets; Cori has decided to change the plan and wait until the end of this month and if not, to wait for something to happen on the political stage of November 3, you know what his bet is. For Dior and Cartier! I swear to you that's true.

MY STRAWBERRY BONICE ICE CREAM. Cori knows that she has neither street nor backup, nor can she explain why she hasn't finished arriving in Venezuela after her little parakeets, I mean! parakeets, have announced their return day by day. I drink! When I see Cori in that dilemma, I get thoughtful, and looking into the mirror I say to myself: myself! If Cori managed to leave the country swimming with sharks and hiding in the belly of a whale, according to her, why now does it seem impossible to return in the same way? As I told you last week, lies cannot be abused in politics, I think anyone who still believes something to my friends is bony!

God! When I say “inevitable return”, it's because in Panama they are counting down the days until Cori leaves because it turned into a big chicharrón, in other words, a big problem. In fact, a little bird told me that a senior Panamanian government official said: “Get this lady out of my country who is burning me with Washington.” But I also have to remind you that money no longer flows like before, the financiers have dropped and it's time to manage money well, in Venezuela Cori spends less, it's better for him to return. By the way, my Panda Bear! , I have a TEA for you: again Laura Acosta's lousy lady, known as “Lala”, is the one who is managing Cori's money, she 's the one who pays those very expensive bills in restaurants in Panama. And that makes my friend Magalli Meda very sad, who feels displaced and with the face of a bride left on the altar, my love. Although that's momentary, Cori and Magalli always come back, I know what I'm saying to you. Bareaaaaaaaaaaaa!

MY TODDY ICE CREAM IN A COFFEE CUP, THE KIND THEY SELL AT THE TOWN WINERY. The more time passes, the more Cori disintegrates. That's why their dogs have started barking much more desperately. December is coming, one year since my friend Cori went to seek his Nobel Prize, by the way, a prize that he has lost and that has only turned it into a global laughing stock. Because of the desperation they feel when they are lost, journalists, influencers, digital portals and all the bugs that live in Cori's communication swarm, have dedicated themselves to attacking you with force, creating theories worthy of Netflix, but with a low budget. However, this is not new, because we all know that when Cori is lost she always points against her biggest obstacle: you! I drink! You remember that she will never forgive that you didn't want to go out with her, so she acts like a jealous woman in revenge for her husband. That's the typical ex who scratches your car in the Sambil parking lot. Don't laugh! Which is true!

God! On second thought, it's normal for Cori and her lineup of longliners to be nervous. When the money is over, who is going to hire them? The year is about to end; few answer her phone; they don't know how to explain that we are in favor of her return; nor can they respond to the real, not fictitious fact, that she has been displaced, banished from the national and international political scene, that it is other opposition actors who now occupy the spaces and take the photo that she would like to have on her nightstand. Drunk! I have known my friend Cori for years, the weaker he is, the more he makes mistakes and soon more mistakes come. Bone! Trustaaaa!

MY COLITA ICE CREAM WITH MILK. Faced with the failure of her paid article in the New York Post, Cori sought an interview with the Financial Times, an interview that certainly seemed like a letter of tantrums and tantrums, but the only curious thing is that for the first time my friend Cori assumed that she is not Wonder Woman, that she is not the one who designed the decisions of the White House on the subject of Venezuela; for the first time she tells the truth: Cori assumed that she has differences with her former allies. I drink! It breaks my heart to see that my amiguis became a professional mythomaniac full of contradictions. How do you explain that one day she is the iron lady, the protagonist of everything, and the next day she tells an international media outlet that she is Anita the Orphanite, the poor thing, the victim? That dual personality is for an episode of Closed Case. God! Cori lost her space in politics and the only thing that keeps her alive is the swarm, well!

Since she is one day the heroine and the other the saving victim, my girl didn't waste a minute taking advantage of the tragedy of the earthquake in Panama to look for some centimeters in the media. Turned into a black cat, Lilian Tintori's double, we can now say that where Cori arrives, her bad energy comes. Unfortunately, last Friday there was an earthquake that shook our brother people of Panama (our solidarity with the victims and our support for the Panamanians), and my girl wasted no time in using it politically.

MY YELLOW JOBO ICE CREAM , WHICH THEY SELL IN CUMANA. Without a shred of shame, one day after the earthquake, Cori went out for a walk through the streets of Panama and she didn't give out a wet towel, we only saw her in a collection center of the Mayor's Office of Panama to take the photo. God! That's very miserable. Cori arrived and no one knew who she was, no one knew where the lady came from, they thought she was going to donate used clothes. To confirm that everything is fake, that everything for girls is political, I tell you that when she was approached by a local media, instead of focusing on talking about what was happening, about the earthquake, about the victims, Cori took advantage of her five minutes to put her interests in the middle and say that my comrade Delcy “fears for her return”. I drink! With that he said it all. Now, should we be surprised? I don't think this is a reason for surprise, because if she used the misfortune and the tragedy of the double earthquake of June 24, she will do it faster with other countries and situations. Cori doesn't care about anything, no one, neither here nor there, just her and her ambition.

God! Hours before the earthquake in Panama, Cori was experiencing her own cataclysm. I drink! I have a riddle for you: if you get it right I'll give you a secret gift. I ask: what is the worst punishment for someone who has a great ego and arrogance? YOU WON! Feeling displaced, ignored, or supplanted Science says that this can be understood as a reaction called a “narcissistic wound”, and has as its main consequence the loss of emotional control and episodes of uncontrolled hysteria. That's what my friends experienced when they saw how they received Dinorah Figuera with access to the media and a smiling photo, something that didn't happen when my girl was visiting those sides of the State Department. At that moment, Cori called her trusted witch and you don't know! Cori told Dinorah and company to make a voodoo doll. So me being Dinorah and all of a sudden I have an unexplained migraine, I should immediately look for a father, a pastor, get lost, cross paths, because that's Cori flying with her broom. Bone! Don't laugh because you know that my girl loves macumba. Please ooooooorrrr!

MY LITTLE PATTY TIT. If Cori was hurt by Dinorah, then imagine how it can feel to see that while she is in Panama vomiting hate and negativity, my comrade Delcy Eloín has arrived in Rome to represent us in a space as important as the FAO, demonstrating that Venezuela does not stop, that the Bolivarian Revolution is advancing, no matter how many attacks and fake news the swarm of my friends comes out to position Venezuela Reborn!

With Delcy in Rome and Cori in Panama. This has been a week of pain for my friends. On the same day of her birthday, when she waited for the world's great leaders to congratulate her as they did before, my Uncle the Unclean, as I warned you in advance, received one of those prizes that sell to give you something prestigious. The award is so irrelevant and the situation was so insignificant that even my Uncle Inmundo didn't post it on his social networks, and Cori of course didn't ignore it, but besides, Tío didn't even congratulate Cori. Then they say that they are the founding fathers of unity and democracy. But going back to Tío, that prize was paid by some living people who are trying to revive my uncle, although I think that even if he drinks sideburn juice with Vitafer, the little blue pill and a mattress topper, he will take flight again. Bone aaaaaaaa! Please oooooooo!

God or Joseph! LISTEN TO ME because this is the part where I get toxic

My friends La Cori, who wants to delay coming because she can't do anything in Venezuela, is preparing a new plan to return through Colombia. The point is that in order to cross that border my friends will have to negotiate with the paracos, with the irregular groups of Catatumbo and Norte de Santander, he will have a picture like that of Guaidó with Los Rastrojos. You imagine! The Nobel Peace Prize making deals with paramilitaries! , noooo! I died dead just thinking about it, Baby!

 

La Cori decided that if she doesn't lead, she wants to come and put gas in the country and then light the match. Cori doesn't have a street, we all know that, but that doesn't mean that she can't encourage conflict within the top of power. In the next three weeks, rumors will appear, sown with three very specific objectives: the division between the three of you; the idea of betrayal and surrender; and destabilization at the level of the senior management of the National Police and the FANB. They are painting a supposed “succession fight” within Chavism. They're going to invent meetings that didn't happen, they're going to filter edited audios. All with the same mission: to divide Chavismo and stir up a military uprising. Beware of gossip that comes to you “from a concerned friend”, Diosdi!

Cori launched all his artillery to interfere in the American elections, the United States government knows, we will see surprises. Upsssss! That little move can be very, very expensive for my friends.

The rift between the Cori and the opponents of the table is going to erupt publicly very soon. A campaign is also coming where several opponents will seek to tour the United States and other countries, all to sell the idea that they are in the game. Many are already on the election campaign. For Dior and Cartier!

I write to you and I feel like in the movie Lady and the Wanderer, I'm a princess and you're a Cacri.

Miss me, remember that you are my baby Fiufiu.

Mazo News Team