Nobody stops them! Find out why extremism is desperate to create lies to figure

Published at: 21/01/2026 10:18 PM

Wednesday, January 21, 2026.

Maracaibo, Santa Lucia sector, diagonal to Pa' Que Luis, in the white house with the red bars that have a Chávez banner and a mushy sign that says: “RETURN NICOLÁS AND CILIA”

WE WILL WIN!

Patriot Patricio the Maracucho.

What was Diosdado? How are you my dear brother?

Look cousin, first of all and first of all, I pass very briefly because I'm already recovering from my knee problem, because it really hurts me, not like Sayo, who is very happy. Brother! I confirm that the cooperating patriots are still deployed. It is a new political time and we are going forward as our commander Chávez did not teach, do you remember when he sent us to read Sun Tzu and the Art of War? retreat to move forward! , the one who understood! understood!

Now yes brother, keep sitting in the chair and begin to relax as if you were lying in a chinchorro; calm down as if you were cotton candy and prepare yourself emotionally, go calling brother Jorge Rodríguez to resume Thursday morning consultations because with all the information I bring you from the fascist opposition you are going to be crazier than Manuel Rosales, alias “The Philosopher of Zulia” when he said that he always throws tomato sauce in his ears to listen to sauce.

Brother! our cooperating patriot “La Pepa er' Queso” who is on the communications team of “La Sayo”, says that María Corina, since January 3rd, has been behaving very strangely, she says that she reminds her of the girl who appears in the movie “The Exorcist”, the whore that turns her head like a ceiling fan, since Sayo feels that nothing works out for her, look! As much as he went to give his Nobel Prize to the White House, he still doesn't achieve his goal: to receive Washington's blessing to govern Venezuela, as if that were the case. Cousin! María Corina doesn't understand that governing this country requires popular and institutional support; basic legitimacy and respect.

Goddess! , our cooperating patriot “Donatelo”, who is called that way because it is uglier than an old car underneath and has many friends in Miami, received information that it was the American intelligence agencies who confirmed that María Corina could not come to power in Venezuela, because, apart from the fact that she does not have the necessary support and respect, she experiences traits of psychopathy, chronic bipolarity and severe hate disorder.

Cousin! , our cooperating patriot the “Traga Venao”, who edited the videos for Sayo, confirmed to me that since Sayo is very desperate, the instruction to sow the matrix of false opinion that you, Delcy and Jorge are divided, this with the objective of generating a psychological war to confuse Chavism; cousin! But what María Corina doesn't know is that we Chavistas are more united than a cyclone mesh fence and that in the most difficult moments we are more loyal than Bernardo, Diego de la Vega's assistant — El Zorro, because in the most difficult moments “Doubting is Betrayal”.

Sayo also asked to invent everything necessary to try to discredit our president in charge, Sister Delcy Rodríguez; Primo! Sayo doesn't know what to do to argue with Delcy, thankfully she doesn 't even ignore her.

Primo, our cooperating patriot “Tarzán de Matero”, who is called that because he is smaller than a screw in a lens, learned that among the requests that María Corina made to her during her visit to the White House, is that she be invited to the union's speech before the US Congress, as she did with Juan Guaidó, alias “Juanito the Vacuum Cleaner” in 2020. The goal of La Sayo is to try to take a sip of oxygen, because many businessmen and influencers, to whom she sold her plan for “Venezuela de Gracia” and offered them our country on a silver platter, begin to leave it in blue.

Brother! I tell you that our cooperating patriot “ASOMAMA”, who is the director of the Association of Husbands Abused by Women, and besides, is a member of A New Time, he sent you to say that the “Philosopher of Zulia” is there together with “Liceo de Noche”, they are looking for “the blessing” of Washington to replace Sayo because they are believing the story that you and I know, poor things! , madly people don't listen to them.

Goddess! our cooperating patriots VitaFer and Moco e' Gorila who were in the “Operation Solitude” that took place in the early morning of January 5 in the state of Bolivar, and despite the aggression against our people and the kidnapping of our brothers Nicolás and Cilia we continue to beat drug trafficking, with the seizure of almost 7 thousand kilos of drugs, they sent you to tell you to review the WeChat group “Resteados con Super Mustache” because there is other information about the destabilization plans that we cannot now reveal for that they are not alerted. You know! that Sayo is not going to stop, she does not assume her defeat.

Cousin! Mom sent you to say that she went on a 21-day fast in church to pray for our commander in chief Super Mustache and Cilita. By the way, your godson Hugo Nicolás couldn't stop him, the little pussy escaped a mission that according to him you sent him. Remember that we are deployed, next week you will have news.

Mom sends you the blessing, that you rest assured, that God, La Chinita and all the saints are with the Venezuelan people, that we remain united, that we give time to time.

Goddess! now more than ever I can say that what I love you is dick. I love you more than the rice with goat and coconut sold at the Tocuco store in La Cañada de Urdaneta, all around the entrance to the town, where the curve on the left begins. Of course Malay, let the goat in coconut be served with a kilo of rice from the loose with noodles from the brown ones. Throw in cooked salad, with plenty of mayonnaise and sliced minced egg. The goat must be of the day for the meat to be tender. Let them pour enough coconut from the bushes that are on the beach shore. That they put enough sauce on top of the rice. To drink, to pass the billet, to be served a jar of strawberry Kool-Aid with plenty of ice. For dessert, since I don't have much of an appetite, I'm only going to order a large piece of paledonia with plenty of cinnamon sticks because you know that every January I start my diet religiously.

Malay, take care of me! We Will Win!

Mazo News Team