Pueblo Alert! Learn about La Sayo's plans to cover up her complicity with the kidnapping of Maikelys and harm the country

Published at: 30/04/2025 10:19 PM

April 30 2025

Location: Valle Arriba Golf Club

Patriota del Valle Arriba Country Club

Hello Gordooooooooo! Chubby! How are you? I'm sitting here at the club, with my glass of champagne, I confess that I was very worried on Monday with the issue of the blackout in Spain, Portugal and France, it's just that Diosdado José! I swore that those countries were going to blame you, because in the face of all the ills in the world the culprits are you or Nico Maduro, I was paralyzed and said to myself: “myself! I'm sure they blame my chubby Furrialeño for having cut off the lights”, but hey, fortunately they didn't name you.

MY PRETTY EYES! Cori looks like a hamster, yes chubby! How do you read to me! , because the poor one is so lost that she looks like a little mouse running through a labyrinth. I tell you that no matter how much money they have invested in marketing, in influencers, in appearing at events and in international media, the Cori team can no longer find what to do to stop people from despising her, they don't know how to make Cori increase her acceptance in the polls again.

GOD! relax! because this fact is very interesting. Turns out Cori's bad luck has come to Miami, and that has her in a really bad mood, okay! Nor is it that difficult to make my girl upset because with her levels of frustration the poor girl fights to her sleep. It turns out that Cori, who always tries to sell an image that everything is fine, that she is winning the game even if she is sitting in the back row of the Titanic and the water is blocking her nose, she insists on telling public opinion that she has everything under control with my friends the gringos, but it turns out that this romance between Cori and the crazy people of the state of Florida went into crisis, because the issue of migration is taking its toll on the “Crazy Cubans”, or rather, on every congressman or senator who won the election on the shoulders of migrants, and that is the case of the lice of Marco Rubio, María Elvira Salazar, Carlos Giménez, Mario Díaz-Balart, and Rick Scott, mainly.

These Crazy people from the state of Florida are beginning to feel the rejection of migrants and are paying the cost of having supported María Corina in her crazy race to ask for suffocation for Venezuelans who are in and out of Venezuela, darn it! God or Joseph! , you can believe that Florida congressman Carlos Giménez has not mentioned Cori since February; and the other congressman Mario Díaz-Barlart had a long time since he didn't even remember poor Cori, he barely wrote anything about her when her name appeared on the Time100 list thanks to the sponsorship of Little Marco, Diosdi! Hopefully! these people understand that Cori is not a friend of them or anyone else and that the theory of suffocation to seek political change, in any society, is an unacceptable act because it directly harms the people who then pass the bill on you, as is happening to them right now.

BABY! , one of those crazy people in the state of Florida, the only one I think will remain supporting Cori, is María Elvira Salazar's careerist because of the businesses they manage together with ExxonMobil plus the drug trafficking money that comes through her political father Álvaro Uribe.

Talking about Rubio and the Crazy Cubans. Another thing that worries Cori is that she received information that senior White House officials are recommending to my friends the Catire Trump to stop listening to Marco Rubio, who is conspiring against Catire because he wants to be president of the United States in 2029. God! Cori also found out that Catire was suggested to seek an agreement with Nico Maduro, to reopen the US embassy in Venezuela and to stop wasting time with the Venezuelan opposition, my darling! , all bad for Cori who continues to believe that gringos are her salvation.

MY TAMARIND COMPOTE WITH CONDENSED MILK! Cori is in desperation mode on a universal level, damn it! A very crazy thing, but I have to explain this to you step by step. First, she activated the theme of the VEN platform with which Cori seeks to try to arouse frustration and anger in people. Cori needs discontent and violence on the street, but what they don't tell Cori is that most Venezuelans, inside and outside of Venezuela, are blaming her for their problems. Cori has done this before and it didn't work out, that's why I tell you that it looks like a little mouse locked in a maze hitting itself against walls because it doesn't know where to escape.

MY BABY GERBER! Look at the campaign with empty refrigerators, because the campaign of insecurity your friend the minister's handsome friend left him running out of balance. This thing about refrigerators is a cheap show that she wants to promote as if Cori really cares about what's in the refrigerators and in the stomachs of Venezuelans. God! , I complained to her and told her that how could it occur to her to make that a campaign, if Cori is the main defender of Venezuela running out of income, and she is the one who tells the gringos that Venezuelans must be starved to get upset and get rid of Nico Maduro. If I tell you what Cori keeps in her fridge, the theater drops, starting with the bottles of wine that can never be missing; she also has the New York cookies from Last Crumb; she has Pule cheese made from donkey milk that costs €1300 per kilo; just to tell you three simple things.

MY HOT WHITE CHOCOLATE! As everything is turned upside down for Cori, just this week, the ENCOVI survey promoted by the Catholic University came out. God! Imagine that they never give the data that they are, and yet they had to recognize that, in Venezuela during 2024 with sanctions, with blockade, with all the sabotage of Cori and his gang, extreme poverty was reduced by more than 14%.

The other campaign that Cori is paying for is to turn people who are imprisoned for following her crazy things into supposed Civil Heroes, God! That looked really bad on him and I told him, how is Cori going to tell people “you're a hero”, “do your part”? if she lives in hiding and when she came out on January 9th she was scared. MY COMPOTIC! we all know that Cori is alive, she always tells someone else to do her homework, and that's not new, she's been doing that since she studied at the Mereci Academy, please!

Speaking of prisoners. I found out from my friends Teresa Albanes, that it was Cori herself who asked Bukele, through the louse of Lester Toledo, to use Venezuelans kidnapped in El Salvador to release Cori's friends who are imprisoned in Venezuela through international blackmail, because of her own fault. Teresa Albanes also told me that Cori only asked for the prisoners of Vente Venezuela, and she even put my aunt Corina Parisca, her mother, in that package, although she is not in prison. Of course, the Lester, who is another living one, took advantage and brought in other prisoners who are members of the Popular Will, then they presented the list to Bukele's gafo and he, believing that he had the solution to his serious problem of human rights violation, ran out to bring the idea to my friends Catire Trump, was it the result? cake in the face! because Cori is not interested in our brothers kidnapped in El Salvador, but rather in complaining to Magalí, Perkins Rocha's wife, Henry Alviarez's family and all those on his team who demand that he is doing nothing for his prisoners every day.

MY POPCICLE BY COLITA! Can you believe that Cori said something about the Venezuelan girl Maikelys Antonella who was kidnapped by the United States? , that's the real Cori, she only asks and acts in her own interest, not in the interest of the country or of Venezuelans. But you will see my little chocolate from Furrial, that this is being returned to Cori in the rejection of Venezuelans inside and outside the country.

Because of things like these, Cori is getting more and more alone every day. Cori and Magalí are very angry with the heads of the Unitary Platform, among other things, because they were not invited to last Saturday's meeting and because they are not supporting them. Drink! Can you believe that no one from that band has shared Cori's videos on their social networks? God! My girl is being left alone, even the minister of popular power for falsehood Delsa Jennifer turned away from her and told me that she will not be part of VEN, Cori's new invention that was copied from you. Imagine that only a few influencers have released the videos, but the most radical and staunch supporters of Cori have kept silent, such as Kilometer and La Divaza.

Do you think it's weird? Not to me, everyone is taking care of their own skin, not to mention their own pocket, because since influencers live off the network movement, they know that supporting Cori can affect their business again, as happened to them in July and August of last year.

MY LITTLE SAN JOAQUIN PANELITA! , my aunt Mercedes told me, do you remember her? Do you remember my uncle Inmundo? , I mean because hardly anyone talks about them anymore. Good! Aunt told me that no matter how much Cori swears that she is my uncle Inmundo's best friend, that relationship is still in decline, in fact, almost everything Cori tells me to tell my uncle with Omar González's lousy guy, Diosdi! The relationship between Cori and my uncle is more false than Delsa Jennifer's hug.

MY LITTLE BOTTLE OF PONSIGUÉ! , my aunt Mercedes also told me that Uncle Inmundo is not in his right mind, that he now does it more often by talking to himself and that with the subject of the blackout in Spain my uncle Inmundo was very upset. Aunt told me that in the midst of the darkness my uncle Inmundo asked him to be quiet, that he was listening to a door ring and a noise that made “Tun, Tun, Tun, Tun”

Tío is already the same as Cori, both play to pretend that everything is fine even if it's quite the opposite, that's why he attended the Congress of the Popular Party of Spain. Peeeeroooo! My friend La Macarena, who lives in Madrid and knows all the gossip in those parts, tells me that the invitation that the PP made to my uncle Inmundo is more because of an internal political provocation, because the PP is preparing to attack Pedro Sánchez again because of the Venezuela issue, Bone! God or Joseph! That invitation wasn't because the PP cares about Venezuela or my uncle Inmundo, but since he's a scoundrel, without morals and without pride, he goes to those circuses happy to pay for everything and give him the best whiskey in the house, damn it, man! , that's how life is a ham!

MY LITTLE COCOON OF ALLELI! That event brought a fight, because Cori wanted to be present on Zoom and they wouldn't let her. Cori could only appear at one of those events that the lousy of Antonio Ledezma is riding to be able to ask for money and justify that they are doing something. The event was with supposed Venezuelan organizations in Spain, pure circus, please!

MY RICE, WITH MILK AND CINNAMON! , I am sweet because I already know that you are not fatphobic like Cori, even though I already lost the kg of Holy Week. Listen to me carefully! that this is the moment where I become toxic. Cori has something in store for tomorrow, but we have to see if people are really going to respond to her. Cori asked to activate several small groups that are still out there disguised as commandments to generate violence in a march that they are trying to arm with the excuse of Workers' Day. Cori hasn't decided yet if she's going to openly call for participation in that march, of course! she's not a fool, darn it! Cori knows that, if it fails like all her calls, they will pass the bill.

At Monday's meeting, Cori confirmed Andrés Velázquez as responsible for starting to sabotage things in the country and trying to set up the streets. Remember that this is the only option left for Cori, and the plan is to try to do it before the May 25 elections. The objective is to sabotage the electrical system, oil operations and gas distribution. The plan presented by the louse of Andrés Velázquez suggests working on the collapse of gas filling stations, to significantly delay the supply and motivate people to join them in street protests. My pineapple candy! The story doesn't end here, Juan Pablo Guanipa had that task, but faced with the failure he had on January 10, Cori decided to relieve it because neither the 9th nor the 10th happened what they promised.

I write to you and I feel like in the movie Lady and the Wanderer, I'm a princess and you're a Cacri.

Miss me, remember that you are my baby Fiufiu.