Pueblo Alert! Learn about La Sayo's plans to infiltrate mercenaries into international support brigades

Published at: 29/10/2025 10:59 PM

Wednesday, October 29, 2025.

Maracaibo, Santa Lucia sector, diagonal to Pa' Que Luis, in the white house with the red bars that have a banner of Chávez and a mushy sign that says: “HAPPY CHAVIDAD, DOUBTING IS TREASON; WE ARE RESIGNED WITH OUR COMMANDER IN CHIEF NICOLÁS MADURO MOROS. WE WILL WIN!!!”.

Patriot Patricio the Maracucho.

What was Diosdado? How are you my dear brother?

Look Malay, I started watching some tutorials for Yoga classes so that I wasn't shooting arrows in the program, so for your sake, for your physical and spiritual relaxation, pay attention to me: put your hands as if you were praying and at the same time give food to your lungs, bone, that you can breathe deeply; keep your hands glued and move them sideways in a zig-zag shape, as if you were dancing Arabic dance; tell me to ask for a very cold glass of panela water; tell Coquito Focus well until you see the freckles; ring your fingers and then Act with your fingers as if you were playing horses so that your joints relax, and tell Jorge Rodríguez to be attentive, because with all the information I bring you from the narco-terrorist opposition that is calling for a military invasion, you are going to be crazier than Manuel Rosales, alias “The Philosopher of Zulia” when he said: “if I fall I get up, and if I don't get up it's because I'm still on the ground”.

Brother! , I recommend that you read this letter very carefully, as if you were defusing a bomb, because this letter contains more sensitive information than changing a light bulb barefoot and with wet feet.

Goddess! , but first of all, you have to recognize once again that I, Patricio Segundo Urdaneta Palmar, AM MORE EFFICIENT THAN AN ELEVATOR IN A ONE-STORY BUILDING, because I was the first to inform you in the letter of September 17 that the warlord, Marco Rubio, alias “Little Marco”, was putting more pressure on Trinidad and Tobago than on a balloon about to burst so that they would lend their territory with the intention of attacking Venezuela. Cousin! Unfortunately, the Prime Minister of Trinidad fell into the trap and now you know, whoever messes with Venezuela dries up! This time the joke lent itself to mounting a false flag operation and justifying a military aggression by the United States against our country, but be prepared for what is coming, because the next thing is that with the excuse of repatriating Venezuelans who are in Trinidad and Tobago, the plan is to send us undercover mercenaries because I have all the information and I already passed it on to the WeChat group “reset with Super Mustache”.

By the way, Diosdado! , our cooperating patriot Tutankhamun, who has people infiltrated Trinidad and sent you information so that you can send it to your friend the minister, but cousin! What Tutankhamun says matches what I just told you about how they're going to use our migrants. According to Tutankhamun! , since the CIA knows that María Corina, alias Sayo, has no capacity to successfully carry out internal sabotage missions, because Sayo was left more alone than Mrs. Cleotilde, the Witch of 71, on December 31, and since the CIA also knows that Venezuela has its border with Colombia armored, now they are going to take on the task of trying to infiltrate their agents into our territory, through the Caribbean islands close to Venezuela, such as: Trinidad and Tobago, Aruba, Curaçao and even through the Guyana itself, in order for these bastards to do what until now neither Simonovis, alias “El Reno”, nor María Corina, have been able to do successfully, which is to bathe the country's capital in blood, sabotage PDVSA's electrical system, refineries, oil tanks, attack army command posts and build false drug laboratories in rural areas of the country to continue justifying military aggression against Venezuela. In short, Diosdado, the CIA is going to take on the task of materializing “Operation Phoenix”, which, according to Little Marco, was too big for Sayo.

On the other hand, Diosdado! , our cooperating patriot “Mickey Mouse” found out at the White House that the US Secretary of War, Pete Hegseth, alias “Bob Patiño”, told Marco Rubio, that since there was the shipwreck set on fire in the Caribbean due to the sinking of random boats and extrajudicial murders by the US military; and because, in addition, it could never be proven that drug gangs came out of Venezuela or that “the Los Soles cartel” exists, as they themselves sold it to the captive Trump , it turns out that Bob Patiño told Marco Rubio that before Congress challenges them for the millions that this badly staged show of military deployment in the Caribbean is costing, and without convincing results, they should start attacking boats in the Pacific off the coast of Ecuador and Colombia, which is where more than 85% of the drugs that reach the United States come from. Cousin! , says the Mickey that Marco Rubio didn't like this idea of Bob Patiño very much because it would be agreeing with Super Mustache, but in addition, it is attacking his partners who operate in Ecuador and Colombia, however, Bob Patiño told Little Marco that if they don't do that they will end up in prison because no one believes them anymore.

Brother! , our cooperating patriot “Candy Candy”, who is the one who edits the videos to María Corina, wrote to me this morning to tell me that she heard Sayo cursing and complaining about the Trump crap, because according to Sayo, one doesn't fit with him. Cousin! María Corina still can't get over the fact that Trump made her more ridiculous than wearing sandals with white cloth tights, when the pussy said he didn't know who she was, to that you must add that Sayo sent her longliners last week to say that US B-1 bomber planes were flying over Venezuela because the invasion had arrived, but cousin! When Trump denied that, he once again made Sayo look like a liar and Candy Candy says that when Sayo heard that, her blood pressure went up as if she were an Alka Seltzer mixed with soda and dry ice, they had to call the doctor, the same as always, the one your friend the minister knows who he is.

Goddess! , our cooperating patriot “La Pepa er' Cheese”, told me that he gave Sayo a sponsorship when the news came out that the Norwegian Peace Council suspended the ceremony prior to the award ceremony due to disagreements and criticism of the new winner, since Pa'ellos María Corina is not a peace promoter and promotes more hate than Cruela de Vil in the movie 101 Dalmatians. Cousin! As you know, these people have been marching the torches for more than 50 years to honor those who receive the Nobel Peace Prize, and for the first time they are not going to do it.

Brother! , but here's the good part for you, so hold on to the card and look for a better place in that chair.

Our cooperating patriot “The Viking”, who lives in Oslo, Norway, and has his people involved in the organizing committee of the Nobel Prize, sent you to say that not only was it discussed suspending the Sayo award, but it is also under discussion to annul the Nobel Prize because there were many vices and hidden interests in the selection process. Goddess! In the face of all this rice with mango, María Corina sent her longliners to turn up the volume on the news that the US aircraft carrier, Gerald Ford, was approaching Venezuelan shores and that the invasion was already a fact, she did it with the aim of diluting the news that the torch ceremony was suspended because she hates peace more than the Grinch at Christmas. Cousin! E'bola is crazy.

Brother! And, but that's not all, our cooperating patriot “El Chichicuilote”, who is undercover in Vente - USA, learned that Congresswoman María Elvira Salazar, alias “La Malandra Elvira”, messed up with the Trump captivity, since it is public that Elvira helped in the conspiracy against Trump so that they would give the prize to Sayo and not to him. Cousin! That was not enough for the mischievous Elvira, but now she started to say that María Corina was more arrogant than George Washington himself and the founding fathers of the United States, this of course gave the MAGA and Catire her ego because he says she is the pepper of the avocado. Goddess! These people are smellier than the engine in my fairlane 500, and by the way I'm waiting for some extra copper to reactivate it.

Cousin! Do you remember our cooperating patriot Donatelo? The one they call him that because he's uglier than a car underneath and looks like a ninja turtle? Good brother! , Donatelo is working with the Chichicuilote and sent you this information so that you can send it to the Minister of Interior and Justice. Apparently, Sayo learned that volunteer foreign brigades that offered to defend Venezuela in the face of a military aggression by the United States are arriving in the country. The joke is setting up a new matrix of false opinion to say that fighters from Hamas, Hezbollah and the Iranian Revolutionary Guard are coming to Venezuela to provoke the United States. But that's not all Primo, Sayo and her financiers will try to infiltrate their mercenaries into these international brigades with the intention of carrying out acts of sabotage and leaking information, but as always, we are 10 steps ahead of them.

Goddess! , as our commander in chief Super Mustache says, the revolution has eyes and ears everywhere. I have some information that will drive you crazier than Superman when he realized that he had the interiors on the outside. Our cooperating patriot “El Monaguillo”, whom we have infiltrated the upper ecclesiastical hierarchy of Venezuela, sent you this information so that you can get it out in the Mazo. It turns out that after you said on last week's show that many leaders of the hierarchy of the Venezuelan Catholic Church, including Cardinal Baltazar Porras, alias “El Cuervo”, had conspired so that Saint Joseph Gregorio Hernández would not be canonized, and in addition, you said that it was thanks to the efforts of our commander in chief Super Mustache that the canonization of our new saint was achieved, a truth more certain than the rumor that Wilmer Azuaje plays for the same team of Tequeño Crudo, good brother! , Cardinal Baltasar Porras stung himself and has been putting on a show since he arrived in Venezuela. Cousin! The altar boy says that Baltazar Porras is in contact with Sayo and he was put under the command to conspire against the revolution as he always did, you will soon have news.

Goddess! , I received better information from Spain than sleeping with old interiors, with holes and with elastic waistband. Our cooperating patriot “The Butler”, who is more attached to Leopoldo López than a piece of gum under a desk, told you that since no one stopped the “Wireless Princess” with the show he put on at the Vatican, crazy Leo came up with the idea of publicly supporting a US invasion of Venezuela to provoke a strong response from the Venezuelan government and make news. Cousin! , says the Butler who heard the Princess of Salamanca say that he doesn't mind losing his Venezuelan nationality because he has Spanish nationality and feels part of European high society, but that this new show allows him to be news and overshadow Sayo. Primo says the Butler that Leopoldo and Inmundo González agreed to increase the volume of the image of the Wireless Princess to take space away from Sayo because a new conspiracy is coming against her and I'm looking for you all the information with details and details.

Brother! I have sent you to the WeChat group the photos and videos you asked for of the descent of the Virgin Chinita that took place last weekend. I placed the flowers you sent him and I entrusted him with the missions that all our cooperating patriots are carrying out inside and outside of Venezuela. Goddess! The lights of Bella Vista are coming on, we are riding on that; at the SEBIN base in Maracaibo we are doing intelligence and counterintelligence work to guarantee peace in that Christmas activity that brings joy to all Maracuchos and Zulians.

Cousin, I did what you asked me, I took your godson Hugo Nicolás to the Virgin's descent so that the little girl would bless him and I made the promise to the virgin that if she gave me more patience with my pussy I would resume the diet.

Good Primo! I'm leaving because I'm after the people who want to plant bombs, you know. Goddess! I love you more than a family Pizza-Burger, one of those sold on Cecilio Acosta Street in Maracaibo, in front of wheels the world championship. Brother, I'm not kidding you, the Pizza-Burger really exists, you know that in Maracaibo we are more inventors than the Coyote when it tries to catch the roadrunner. Well brother, I love you like the family Pizza-Burger for eight people that comes from three floors and is three-dimensional, that is, with meat, chicken and buffalo tenderloin; with plenty of shredded cabbage and carrots; about 10 slices of creamy zebu cheese and diced ham; with tomato and onion slices; enough chips on top and all the sauces: red, mayonnaise and a touch of mustard, that they don't go too far because it can give me heartburn; that the bread of the heartburn Hamburger either the one with sesame seeds thrown on top and it's Gentle. Now good cousin! , to the pizza that is thrown over the hamburger, that is super special, with cheese edges; that they add pepperoni, salami, mushrooms, corn, greasy bacon, black olives, paprika and pineapple to give it a sweet touch, and that they put a double portion of mozzarella cheese on top of the pizza. To drink, a 3 and a half liter Big Cola with a large glass full of ice. For dessert, I'm only going to order a three-milk cake that comes in an aluminum tray, with plenty of condensed milk on top with enough rain of chocolates and happy little stars.

You take care of me cousin, what I love you is cock.

Mazo News Team