Pueblo Alert! Learn about La Sayo's terrorist plans for January 2026 (+criminal cells)

Published at: 10/12/2025 10:28 PM

Wednesday, December 10, 2025.

Maracaibo, Santa Lucia sector, diagonal to Pa' Que Luis, in the white house with the red bars that have a Chávez banner and a mushy notice that says: “Happy Chavidad, doubting is treason; we are in a relationship with our Commander in Chief Nicolás Maduro Moros. We will win!!!”.

Patriota Patricio the Maracucho

What was Diosdado? How are you my dear brother? Look cousin, sit in the black chair without thinking twice, because now I do tell you that you have to be well carmalized and more focused than a blackberry and strawberry Kool-Aid; brother, but I advise you to do your yoga sessions every Wednesday first and foremost, to do your yoga sessions every Wednesday so that you can relax in body and soul; listen to me brother, relax as if you were “Fog” Heidi's grandfather's lazy dog. Let's start: take a deep breath and blink your eyes at the same time; then blow your nose hard with a rag so that everything bad comes out and your ears are unclogged. Diosdado, just this time, look into Coquito's eyes and don't say anything to him, act crazy, and then you write to Jorge Rodríguez to confirm tomorrow's psychiatric consultation first thing in the morning, because with all the information I bring you from the narco-terrorist opposition that asks for invasions, you're going to be crazier than Manuel Rosales, alias “The Philosopher of Zulia”, when he said that he once saved a fish from drowning in the water.

Malay! Get ready because this letter is more loaded than a Christmas tree and with more glitter than a WhatsApp group where only the toxic people in the condominium are.

Goddess! Did you realize that the march organized last Saturday by María Corina, alias “La Sayo”, in more than 80 cities around the world to support her receiving the Nobel Prize, was more upbeat than the baby shower of Adam and Eve's first child? Cousin! , that march was so popular that not even Sayo herself published it on her personal social networks. Our cooperating patriot “Candy Candy”, who is undercover in María Corina's network team, said that they only managed to hold mini rallies in 15 cities, where there were so few people that they could all fit in a Volkswagen Beetle and there were plenty of seats. Brother! , Candy Candy tells me that in Venezuela they ignored that call on Saturday as well as the Nobel Prize award of blood that Sayo bought. Candy Candy says that the failure of this march was so severe that even in Miami or Madrid, where the stem cells of the fascist opposition operate, they were unable to mobilize their followers in the face of the growing rejection of Sayo and her band.

Talking about that topic. Goddess! , ask for a cushion with plenty of foam rubber and make yourself very comfortable in that chair because I have better information for you than getting money in the pocket of dirty pants.

Cousin! our cooperating patriot La Traga Venao', whom we managed to undercover in the team of Sayo attendees in Madrid, sent you the full broom of why Sayo, at the last minute, had to put a handbrake on her presence at the Nobel ceremony.

Goddess! , says La Traga Venao' that after all the pressures and expressions of rejection that the award of the prize to Sayo has received, it was the same Nobel Committee that at the last minute had to ask María Corina not to attend either the press conference prior to the ceremony or the solemn ceremony of the award of the prize, because the Norwegian government put pressure on the Nobel Committee to tell María Corina not to attend the ceremony since her presence at the event could aggravate street demonstrations, activate threats and generate acts of violence in the city of Oslo because of the disagreement that exists. Cousin! , La Traga Venao' says that the Norwegian government was also forced to make this decision because it received information that Sayo, in complicity with the Nobel Committee, were going to use this ceremony as a political platform to launch their new political plan, questioning the impartial and mediating position that the Kingdom of Norway has historically sold.

Although I tell you cousin that was of no use, because the Malay one! The director of the Nobel committee, Jørgen Watne Frydnes, today decided to wear the flannel of a political party, the pussy looked like the spokesperson for Vente Venezuela. Imagine that the guy was so smoky that in the middle of the ceremony he asked President Maduro to resign, something crazy, never! seen at an award of the Nobel Peace Prize.

Goddess! , La Traga Venao' told me that María Corina, to try not to make a fool of herself to the special guests or to world public opinion, because they recommended her not to show up, so she invented that she couldn't get to Oslo on time because she had supposedly left Venezuela a day earlier by sea and had difficulties during her transfer, but this narrative is more false than the Power Rangers fights, because all the details of her departure from Venezuela are held by your friend the minister, But don't worry, don't eat the cap because we're not going to step on that comb.

By the way, brother, did you see that yesterday a cake was set on fire in Oslo because more than 20 peace-promoting NGOs took to the streets to protest against the award of the Nobel Peace Prize to María Corina? Globally recognized NGOs and peace promoters took to the streets to reject the award of this Nobel Prize because they say that Sayo is more evil than drinking a pot of disinfectant from a toilet, and has the same rejection as the pedophile Epstein in communities that truly promote peace worldwide. Not to mention that the Norwegian Peace Council refused to organize the traditional Torch March in Oslo, out of disagreement with the award to María Corina Machado, arguing that its methods are not in line with dialogue and non-violence.

Cousin! , La Traga Venao' also sent you to say that she found out that it was ExxonMobil that financed part of the travel, food and lodging expenses of more than 200 people linked to María Corina who went to the show in Oslo; among them, family members, leaders of Vente Venezuela, journalists, influencers, extreme right wing politicians, former presidents and rice farmers. Goddess! , La Traga Venao' found out that María Corina hammered 3 million euros into ExxonMobil in travel logistics alone, and Sayo promised to reimburse them for this money with Venezuelan oil.

Look Malay! , and speaking of rice cooks. Our cooperating patriot “The Viking”, who is also living in Oslo looking for information, sent you to say that Sayo was more annoying than a bus driver when a passenger gets off without paying for the ticket, because she never authorized Ali Baba and his 40 thieves to be invited to the Nobel Prize award, in other words, Leopoldo López, alias “The Wireless Princess” and other leaders of Popular Will such as Yon Goicoechea, alias “Genobebo” ”, Wilmer Azuaje, alias “La Fifi”, Lester Toledo alias “Leaf Monkey”, and other members of Voluntad Pa'robar who went from rice farmers to Norway to take pictures, post them on social networks, steal cameras and try to hammer a famous person.

Goddess! , as our commander in chief Super Mustache says: “Chavism has eyes and ears everywhere.”

Our cooperating patriot “El Chichicuilote”, who is undercover in the office that Vente Venezuela has in Miami-Dade County and serves as the operations and communications center for La Sayo, learned that, despite the fact that the warlord, Marco Rubio, promised María Corina to get her a phone call with Catire Trump hours before the Nobel Prize ceremony, but this could not materialize, even so, Little Marco was he promised Sayo that he would soon get that phone call and if possible even a meeting with Catire to try to sabotage the talks between the White House and Miraflores.

Cousin! , our cooperating patriot VitaFer got the information that your friend the minister sent to ask for. The joke is that Sayo began to offer free Venezuelan oil and gas to every president who accompanied her to receive the Nobel Prize in Norway, and despite that, only the presidents of Panama, Argentina, Paraguay and Ecuador accepted her invitation, because the European heads of state ignored it more than at a traffic light in the early morning, since most of them didn't even answer the letters of invitation, and many don't want to get into trouble with Catire Trump, because remember that María Corina stole his Nobel and Al Catire will never forget that.

Brother! , our cooperating patriot “Anaconda” who is one of Magalli Meda's close friends, alias “La Commadre”, told me this morning that Sayo sent her comrade Magalí to declare to the media in Oslo that María Corina would not remain in golden exile and that she would return to Venezuela to continue fighting for “freedom”. No joke Diosdado! Seriously, Sayo knows that people have already realized that she ended up like Guaidó and Edmundo, leaving the country for her own interests, so to do damage control and calm her followers she is spreading the lie that she will return tomorrow, but cousin! This is more false than a blue Mongolian pencil and the next week I will tell you some truths.

Goddess! , says Anaconda to tell your friend the Minister of Interior and Justice not to let your guard down, because, although Sayo left her fight and left her people abandoned, that doesn't mean that from abroad María Corina will not continue to direct terrorist acts to destabilize the country. In fact, our cooperating patriot “La Pepa er' Queso”, who is part of the Sayo press team, said that María Corina will take the opportunity to intensify her attacks in the final phase of Operation Phoenix, where they hope to reactivate some criminal cells that are still there in order to commit terrorist acts, sow terror and fear in the population, that is, to create the scene and the reason to demand the resignation of President Nicolás Maduro.

Cousin! , Anaconda says that if December passes and there is no US military action against our people, La Sayo plans to detonate explosives on the day of the installation of the new National Assembly on January 5, 2026, she is also thinking of reissuing the assassination letter against our commander in chief when she presents her memory and counts January 10, 2026. Cousin! Sayo does not rule out attempts on the lives of the magistrates of the Supreme Court and against the commanders of the different components of our FANB to spread the matrix of false opinion that “Chavism is divided and they are killing each other”.

Goddess! , getting a little off topic, I did what you asked me, I organized with all our cooperating patriots and colleagues from SEBIN the Christmas exchange on December 21, that is, “The Secret Friend” with a maximum amount of 20 dollars at the BCV rate, and we have already distributed the papers. Since you couldn't get there in time, I grabbed your little piece of paper and you had “VitaFer”, I tell you this so that you can buy him his gift. Cousin! Keep it a secret for me, behave like Bernardo with the Fox. It turns out that I had your friend “La Sifri”, I was thinking of buying her a replica of the Louis Vuitton wallets that she likes so much and they sell it in La Hoyada, or I buy her a sleepy teddy bear so that she always remembers me; I also thought about buying her a set of panties and bras, the red ones that they sell on the Boulevard de Sabana Grande, but I'm afraid I'll hit them in the head, what would you recommend? Help me!

By the way, there is your godson Hugo Nicolás dressed in white pointe and wearing a hat bigger than him; he looks like a little pussy of high European royalty; Huguito Nicolás told me that he is still in Oslo - Norway, infiltrated the Nobel Peace Prize ceremony; and he sent you to tell you to check out the WeChat group “Subtracted with Super Mustache”.

Goddess! What I love you is dick. I love you more than going to the new Maracucha food place called “From Heat to Flavor” that opened in Caracas, in Las Mercedes, on Madrid Street and Monterrey, and go crazy asking for whatever I want. Imagine that I love you as a service of well-fried Tequeños, of which they bring five pieces, with a mollejúo teapot of red sauce; and “on the way out” I'm going to order a salchi-cheese with a very long and thick sausage, with a large roll of zebu cheese, plenty of papita and all the sauces, except mustard, because yellow sauce loosens my stomach. In addition, I put a mixed arepa cabimera, with tenderloin and chicken, with the pear chopped into squares, with all the vegetables, with an egg carton, sauce, red, white, tartar and half a pot of year's cheese on top. Goddess! Add two tumranchos, which add a lot of cabbage with grated carrots; a patacón au gratin with ripe and well mashed plantain, with shredded meat, mozzarella cheese, smoked ham, yellow cheese, all the vegetables and that they throw stones at me if they want because maybe that's what goes inside. Brother! , just in case, since I'm a cautious person and I'm not going to let myself get fucked up with food, also add an arepa of pork toad water and fried cheese. Brother! Since Big Cola is not sold in Caracas, so drink a peach Nestea, with a large plastic spleen with plenty of ice. Goddess! And if you still have doubts about my love, appreciation and respect for you, then add a wafer of chocolate ice cream from those sold right there, and let them pour plenty of condensed milk down my ass.

You take care of me brother, what I love you is Malay cock.

Mazo News Team