Pueblo Alert! Learn about the new plans of La Sayona and its drug partners Uribe and Duque

Published at: 22/01/2025 11:18 PM

January 22, 2025
Location: On American Airlines flight AA865 to Miami

Patriota del Valle Arriba Country Club

Hello Gordooooooooo! , Chubby! How are you? I'm like this super fine, it's just that the cold makes me a little crazy, remember that I was in Washington by Diosdi Cabello because I did have an invitation to go to the inauguration of Catire Trump, and of course I took advantage of doing an energy detox, that is, cleansing myself of Cori's bad vibes, remember that she drives me crazy with her toxicity, but well, sometimes people don't understand that our brotherhood comes from the times of the Merici Academy. God! I still remember when they said “photo”, and Cori would immediately get in the middle of the group and stand on her toes to stand out, really! , Cori has always been obsessed with being the center of attention.

But good God! Bone! , Cori isn't the only one who does everything to attract attention. The lousy thing about Guaidó trying to sell himself as an “influencer” in North American politics and the circus that my uncle Inmundo set up with Catire Trump and his inauguration, has been really pathetic, as pathetic as the Cori show and the supposed kidnapping, which was not kidnapping.

Look, by the way, don't be scared by the news, the thing about my uncle Inmundo and the electric bike was a show that my uncle and Cori wanted to put on to divert attention from their failure, but the gringos prevented them from doing so. You relax, my uncle is fine, I talked to my aunt Mercedes and everything is ok, although another little bird told me that they preferred to let the show go under the table, because my uncle was a little tired of drinking.

My coconut kiss! , the drama that was set up by the takeover of Catire Trump and my uncle Inmundo is unprecedented, this was worse than an episode of the Rose of Guadalupe, I myself told you last week that Cori's plan was to use a corrupt banker friend of hers to give the ticket to my uncle, but they ended up accepting the help of Senator Rick Scott, who turned “black” with anger over the invention of Magali and Cori when he said that it was Trump who invited my uncle, but I drank! , bone! hellooouuuuu! , that's as false as a hug between Delsa Jenifer and Cori. The only thing they achieved with that lie was for Scott to get upset and said: “Stop people! Stop! , I am the one who is inviting the Unworld”, bone! Diosdado José, when I saw that I fell dead, bitten.

My banana sandwich, neither those of the Crazy Leo criminal gang, nor those of my uncle Inmundo's band, nor those of Cori's band were invited to be sworn in with Catire. My uncle barely managed to speak at a Hispanic gala thanks to the fact that an obscure financial figure paid a lobbyist 50,000 dollars to take him to that event that has nothing to do with the official celebrations of Catire Trump. God! , I was there, and that was uglier than Cori's rally on January 9th. Nobody paid attention to my poor uncle Inmundo, he read the script they wrote for him, but people were still doing their thing. I confess I was tempted to get on the platform and jump like a kangaroo to see if people would turn around, even if only to look at it, please!

My Guanaguana Torreja! , this is the part where I get intrigued and ask myself, “myself, if Carlos Vecchio, if David Smolansky, if Isadora Zubillaga, if Leopoldo López, if Cori, if according to them they have so many contacts and are so strong with my friends the gringos, why couldn't they get a VIP pass for my uncle Inmundo? God! , Sifri is not fooled that easily, I know that all of them are on the blacklist of my friend Catire Trump.

Today, after so much pressure that Cori put on, after so much pressure they put on the Cuban-American lobby, after Cori showed her the thousands of memes and ridicule because of my uncle's failure, after my uncle's pity about the alleged outrage, Cori managed to get Marco Rubio to zoom in on her and my uncle. I don't even want to tell you about that, because Cori just wrote to me via signal to tell me that she's frustrated, that it was more of the same and that most importantly, they didn't get the physical photo.

What is true, is that Cori, with my uncle's disaster in Washington, banned my uncle Inmundo from any public approach with the lice of Guaidó, Popular Will and even with the Monster family's grandfather, Antonio Ledezma, because the Republicans and the Trump team already know that Ledezma paid for a lobby with the Democrats so that his son-in-law, accused of stealing more than 600 million dollars in a corruption scheme, would be reduced to the penalty of what it was convicted in the United States. But Cori's claim is just word of mouth, and it's as false as the $15 bill given by Delsa Solorzano when she enrolled in elementary school, because Cori knows very well what my uncle Inmundo is up to, only that she's afraid to complain and be left out of the game.

Last night I spoke with Cori on the phone, and she told me that she was holding out a public confrontation with Guaidó and the 40 thieves of the interim, because a friend of hers told her that the Trump administration will order an investigation against Juan Guaidó's lousy and those who managed resources from his fictitious reign. Cori said there is evidence that only 2% of the resources given by USAID to Leopoldo López and Juan Guaidó were used, and that the remaining 98% were stolen.

MY MANGO JELLY! The dispute over the remains of my uncle Inmundo, over what's left of him, has sparked an open fight between Crazy Leo's lice and the people of Cori, especially here in the United States. The lice of Amalio Graterol and María Teresa Morin, who represent Cori in Miami, are talking terrible things about Crazy Leo and his band, ¡Diosdi! , this isn't going to end well at all.

Cori, who is Pisa-Pacitos herself, will not face all these lice directly, but I'll tell you that it was Cori herself who asked her journalist friends and influencers, mainly those in Miami, to launch a campaign to remind her of Leopoldo López, Juan Guaidó and everything that smells like Popular Will, that they are corrupt people with a very bad reputation, that people don't want them. My little name of the Furrial, that's not all, Cori is promoting the “sell smoke” campaign, so that they say “Carla Angola is a smoke seller” and not “María Corina deceived us”, Cori is definitely very creative when it comes to evil.

My Gerber compotic! , Cori doesn't know what to do to regain credibility. God! , after the disaster of January 9, it seems that my friends had their cables shorted out, because the poor one keeps looking in the mirror and says that people have to love her again, that she is the leader, the queen of hearts.

What no one dares to say to Cori is that the international community didn't stop loving her, but that it realized that my uncle Inmundo is a puppet and that she is a maniac unable to move even her own friends from the coffee plantation, that's the real reason why they haven't put up the red carpet for them as Cori expected.

As the days go by, several of Cori's allies begin to realize that neither with her nor with my Uncle Inmundo, there is a possibility of achieving their plans, I give you the example of Uribe's lousy and Iván Duque's lousy, they understood that with this pair they will not be able to recover all the money they have invested during these years to overthrow Nico Maduro and take possession of our Guajira, which is why both continue to work on mounting false positives to justify an intervention in Venezuela.

Both the Duke and Uribe are unleashed and desperate, asking the United Nations to intervene in Venezuela; they are injecting money to fuel the conflict on the border and the confrontation of armed groups to take advantage of destabilizing the region and playing against Trump; God! , the last thing that occurred to this brainless pair of brainless people, is that your friend, the handsome minister, was invading Colombia today, oh my God! , please oooooorrrrr! , all that show to try to cover up the fact that they lost an important piece like the one in Wilexis lousy; all to cover up the fact that both President Petro and Nico Maduro are in control of the situation and that rather your friend, Minister Ojitos Lindos, was receiving the displaced.

My green mango with pink Himalayan salt! , Cori told me that if they don't want it by right then they're going to have to want it the hard way, and for that she has dusted off the script of suffocating Venezuelans again, Cori says it's time to cut off any breathing space for the people of Venezuela because according to her that benefits Nico Maduro, so she decided to resume actions that seek to close the oil market in our country asking for the revocation of OFAC licenses, boycotting oil companies operating in Venezuela. God! , I am sad to say it, but Cori does not abandon the idea of attacking oil installations and encouraging negative narratives to ward off foreign investment.

My sweet roll! Here I stop to show you that Sifri is not that basic and its neurons move a little. God! , I found out that Catire Trump is angry with Chevron for having financed the Democrats, that is, if in a hypothetical case that he were to revoke Chevron's license to operate in our country, it is more out of his personal revenge than because of supporting Cori.

God! , I told Cori that it was time to slow down a little bit, that why didn't she take a vacation, but nothing, she's very obsessed with you and with Nico Maduro. To try to make her come to her senses, I reminded her of all the inventions she has been carrying out in the last year and how she has failed in all of them: what if the Red 600K; that the little commands; the swarms; that she wears the red flannel; that we pray the Rosary; that she paints her face with lipstick; let's do the liquid diet; let's light an upside-down candle; until the end; this is over; the last round, let's paint your face with lipstick; let's do the liquid diet; let's light an upside-down candle; until the end; this is over; the last round, darn it! , Goddamn Joseee! , what's wrong with Cori, doesn't she realize that she's drowning in her final?

My bacon from heaven! , Cori doesn't stop in her quest for power anyway, and this is the part where I get toxic, I'll tell you what's coming:

Cori is going for the military. He is moving a plan to harass the families of Venezuelan soldiers and police officers. Another of the magic recipes that Cori is thinking about is to revive the assembly of false positives, you know? Do you remember? the same thing he did with the alleged suicides and torture in prisons, a narrative that fell apart when there were more than 1600 releases; the film of the alleged kidnapping of the Argentine embassy in Caracas, which was dismantled with the departure of Fernando Martínez Mottola, who preferred to run away than to continue with them, but they also fall for the lie when “my friend Magalli” says that he has been without electricity for 800 days and he still has a battery in his cell phone.

God or Joseph! , Cori is like those long and repetitive series, she goes through seasons like Netflix, do you remember the season where they talked about the guy Cartel de Los Soles, but without presenting any convincing evidence? , do you remember the season when they positioned Venezuela as an ally of Hezbollah, the ELN, the guerrilla group? and, of course, the fashion season could not be missed: “The Aragua's Train” (as Catire Trump says) or as they say in Creole: The Aragua Train, all those narratives will be revived, we will see all those false positives running again.

God, Listen To Me, I'm really scared for Cori. My first concern is that El Catire Trump said he was going to imprison everyone on the Aragua train and its sponsors, fat boy! Is Catire Trump going to arrest Cori and Uribe for sponsoring the Aragua's Train? ; the second thing, today I will not sleep thinking that your friend the minister has already checked the cell phone that Cori had in her blue wallet, and I am very sure that there is evidence that connects Cori to Wilexis and other criminal gangs, because she made the bad decision to use criminal gangs as riot agents disguised under the figure of the commandos, the saddest thing is that I can assure you because several times I witnessed when they ordered the payments.

I'm leaving you, I'm going to land in Miami, I'll tell you why there are things on the way, Diosdado José, don't go golfing without me, wait for me.

I write to you and I feel like in the movie Lady and the Wanderer, I'm a princess and you're a crab.

Miss me, remember that you are my baby Fiufiu