Published at: 22/04/2026 09:44 PM

Patriota VIP reports:

Caracas, April 22, 2026, 110 days after the kidnapping of Cilia and Nicolás.

From the VIP lounge at Barajas Airport back to Caracas.
Patriota del Valle Arriba Country Club.

Hello gordoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! How are you, man? I didn't forget that you are the baby Gerber from the Furrial! Forgive me for talking to you like that, because I came to Spain to see Cori's drama up close, and since I hadn't seen her in person for a while, she even sent me the passage in first class, the truth is that I'm freaking out!

Good! Maybe it's not that I'm very happy, because it turns out that my friend Cori is in the middle of his new political funeral. Yes! My chiqui-baby! In politics you can die several times until one day the last shovel of dirt arrives and you don't get up from there. Bone! Although it sounds ugly, Cori is getting closer to being buried every day, especially after an intense week of political errors that distance her from reality, from the country and from her allies. Although this funeral is still days away, I don't think that even the 100 rosaries that my girl is now clutching around her neck can save her from the disaster of her ego and arrogance. All a bad drink! All wrong!

MY BIP BIP CANDY POWDER SACHET. I stayed in the presidential suite of the Four Seasons hotel in Madrid, Cori paid for that because she stayed somewhere else, but oooo! Magalli Meda told me that Díaz Ayuso paid Cori part of the expenses for being a special guest who came to collect an award from the Community of Madrid, in other words, that part of Cori's luxuries came out of the pockets of the people of Madrid, that is! “if the idiots pay, then let's drink champagne and eat caviar,” says Cori.

Before the show at Puerta del Sol, Cori went to the clinic to make sure that Uncle the Unclean doesn't get out of there in a long time. Cori, who is a master of pretending and lying, tried to send a message where she is “moved” by my uncle's situation, but the truth, between you and me, is that my girl breathed a sigh of relief that her uncle is sick, because that way Cori was saved from sharing a microphone and stage with Uncle Inmundo, so the attention would be for her alone.

MY CRI-CRI CHOCOLATE. It all started very badly in Madrid for Cori, because while she was doing his thing with the Right Popular Party and with the extreme right of VOX, Pedro Sánchez went to Barcelona for a “Summit for Democracy”, where obviously! Cori couldn't attend because she doesn't believe in democracy or in any system of government other than hers. Bone aaaaaa! How do I explain it to you! MY DOUGH OF BREAD SOAKED IN GUARAPO! What has been confirmed is that my friend is a chameleon. She pretends to be “Democrat”, “Republican”, “PP” or “VOX” without any problem. He is an accommodating chameleon, which is why he has become a unreliable person. God! Cori is the master of deception, she offers everyone oil and gold if she comes to power, with everyone she pacts and tells them that she “will rule by her hand”, but the truth is that Cori only responds to herself, and in the White House they realized that a few months ago. All wrong! All wrong!

Drunk! If we thought we knew everything, I'll tell you that I was shocked, I almost drowned with a spoonful of caviar when I confirmed that Cori has always asked the socialist Pedro Sánchez for support for a possible asylum or refuge. Bone aaaaaa! I want to know what Cori's few followers think about this? Bone! Goddess! Total embarrassment!

PASPALITO GALLETICA FOR ME. Against all odds, Cori's goal was to fill the Puerta del Sol square. Forget everything else! The rest of his schedule in Madrid was filling. However, filling that position was the result of several pacts and political strategies. The business was clear: Cori had to travel to Spain to raise the profile of the PP and VOX in front of the Spaniards speaking ill of socialism and to shake the grain of Venezuelans, who for better or worse, are more than 250,000 votes for the next general elections. But in addition, my girl Cori had to drop a bomb in order to open the debate about the elections in Spain. This is why Cori, in the midst of the “The New Economy Forum” event on Monday 20 in Madrid, said that she expected that Spain would have “impeccable elections very soon”. Bone aaaaaa! In a nutshell, he called for early elections and raised doubts about transparency. In exchange for all this, Cori would get an agenda of important invitations in Madrid, a media presence and most importantly: they would help him mobilize some 6,000 people disguised as Venezuelans to fill the square.

God! If you like integrals and derivatives, I'll give you the calculation. 6,000 people moved between the PP and VOX arrived at Plaza Puerta del Sol, 1,200 were Venezuelans who moved to attend, and to that add the tourists and voyagers from the area, there you have the number. Another thing, don't forget that in Spain there are more than 700,000 Venezuelans not to mention the unregistered ones, so if we make a rule of three and square it, you know that the film is not how they paint it. In addition, you must add all the lousy people who belong to VENTE's communication payroll and those who always move from other countries to fill in. Just like when the Innobel award show in Norway, this time Cori spent more than one million euros taking Carla Angola, Idania Chirinos, Yendri Velásquez, Catalina Ramos, Marco Velazco, Rodrigo Diamanti, the Macaws, Goizeder Azúa and 300 other people from his immediate circle. The bad thing is that this time they couldn't get that money out of CITGO's small box. Upsssss! It got away from me!

MY CANDY KEG. The cherry on the cake was set by Carlos Baute. In Puerta del Sol, the cries of “Get out the monkey!” referring to our dear friends Delcy Rodriguez. God or Joseph! Listen to this very well. The central idea came from my dear Magalli Meda, believe me that Carlos Baute's lousy one was only the vehicle of the plan. It turns out that my friend Magalli, by order of Cori, organized a disguised group and infiltrated the public to cheer “out of the monkey”. Both Cori and Magalli thought it was a good idea to make gringos believe that Venezuelans repudiate Delcy, but they couldn't think of anything better than offending all women and especially those who are not white-skinned. Good! We shouldn't be too surprised about this either. My cotton candy! Do you remember when Magalli invented painting her hand with lipstick and slapping herself? Yes, that's their level of creativity. Goddess! Let it be clear that the plan belonged to these two weasels, and that Carlos Baute's misogynistic, racist, dry coconut, only continued an event that caused disgust and repudiation around the world.

Drunk! I must remind you that Cori's racism is a long-standing case. Cori at school was always like María Joaquina, the girl from Carrusel who mocked and treated Cirilo, the boy of African descent, badly. When have you seen Cori working with Afro people next to her? God! This is part of their DNA, not a mistake.

MY FRUNAS CANDY. If the racism scandal doesn't seem like much to you, there's another one that hardly anyone comments on. God! And now it turns out that they are also starting to ventilate something that we have said here for a long time. It turns out that Marcos de Quinto, a Spanish businessman, former vice-president of Coca-Cola Europe and former member of Citizens, a man of the liberal right, reported that members of the Cori team were asking for money from tax collectors under the pretext of financing travel expenses, and that invitations to “cocktails” were being offered for 10,000 euros, supposedly justified as aid for armored vehicles. Bone! Please oorrr! What a shame with the visit! But baby! I died dead! when I found out that Izarra's wife, that is, Ledezma's daughter, is one of those who was hanging out.

I remind you that since the United States recognized the legitimate government of Venezuela, they have run out of money they stole from Venezuelan assets abroad, and now they are starting to pass oil. How do I explain it to you! there is a lot of desperation for money.

MY CARLTON BAR. The Popular, the Socialists against Sánchez and those from VOX locked Cori up on Monday during the Forum Europe. Yes! Just as you read it. I tell you that she arrived very calmly at that event, until she realized that she would be at the same table with Crazy Leo, Marcel Granier, Miguel Henrique Otero and others. Cori had been placed right next to them, my girl was dying of anger. Everything was so strong that Cori asked the vampire Ledezma and the PP lice to put at least four chairs in between her and those lice. How are you? But this doesn't end there. Leaving the event, they interviewed Crazy Leo about Cori's rude attacks on Pedro Sánchez and he didn't know how to respond. Crazy was very nervous and couldn't find a way to defend Pedro Sánchez without hurting Cori, who is now his accomplice in robbery. For Dior and Cartier! This is worse than the Rose of Guadalupe.
By the way, Cori is very concerned about what is coming with the management of our country's assets that were kidnapped and stolen during the Narnia government. It turns out that since 2023, when Cori said she was the only leader in Venezuela because according to her primary, she forced Leopoldo and Borges to make an agreement so that she too could receive money from the misnamed AN2015, from CITGO and from the rest of the assets. Now that everything is back in the hands of the legitimate government of Venezuela, she knows that they must be held to account and that they will have to pay under American law sooner rather than later. I'll just leave you one fact: our assets even went out to pay for Carolina Herrera's famous blue dress that Cori wore at the Innobel award ceremony.

Madrid left Cori more headaches and debts than successes, I know what I'm telling you my joke. Yesterday Cori went on to say goodbye to his uncle and today he arrived in Portugal while waiting to know if he can return to the United States or if he is being given an audience in a Latin American country where apparently he has not yet achieved resonance.

MY CHOCO-MINT CANDY. Continuing with the streak of bad strategies, I tell you that while Cori was still in Madrid, Magalli and Claudia Macero let it go through several sources, including a Spanish media outlet, a supposed meeting between Cori's political team and a team from the US government to agree on the transition. Bone! For Dior and Cartier! The scandal, baby! Magalli and Claudi designed this “fake news” to try to divert the disaster from the strategy of calling Delcy “cute!” and to try to boost the morale of the few followers who believe them less and less every day. Drunk! That smoke pot lasted a short time. It turns out that since the Trump administration someone complained and they called to demand that they deny that. Cori didn't dare to deny it directly, but they used their famous “official voice” account to say that it was a dirty campaign, when they created the campaign because I was there. Bone aaaaaa!

Every day they are more exposed and lose more points to their former allies. Bone! You have to listen to this Diosdado José! It turns out that in the White House they became aware of the campaign that Cori has launched against Catire Trump. The new thesis is: "Trump is the obstacle to Venezuela's transition”. She has said this indirectly, but all her communication operators have started shooting it there starting with the lousy one of Esteban Gerbarsi and from there all the fans of the cult of “Véndeme Venezuela” follow him.

Cori is trying to convince senators, congressmen, European leaders, half the world, that Trump is the obstacle to democracy in Venezuela. Cori has been traveling around capitals to speak ill of her own ally. > Tell me: Bone ! Hellooouuu! Apologize? Trump? Are we talking about the same Trump whom she painted as a wonder and to whom she gave the Innobel Peace Prize? Now that Cori has discovered that he cannot continue lying in Washington and that he cannot manipulate Trump, his biggest bet is to attack him and bet that the Republicans will lose in the mid-term elections in November to see if this changes their landscape. Drunk! As in politics two plus two equals five... Bone! Chubby! You don't have to be very intelligent to know that Cori now says she will come in December because what comes after November? There I leave that riddle for you. Bone!

By the way, I almost forgot that Magalli, in her role as counselor, thought of telling Cori to wear red to see if that connects with the Chavistas, God! when I heard that I became thoughtful and looking into the mirror I said to myself: myself! Until when are these women going to believe that Chavistas are gafos, osseaaaaaa!

Diosdado José LISTEN TO ME because this is the part where I get toxic!

Since my poor uncle El Inmundo is going to have to leave the scene due to health problems, already in the Unitary Platform and in Véndeme Venezuela they are ready to fight to see who is the successor, because until now, no one wants him but they use him as a token to hold his speech on July 28.

The only way left for Cori is to try to destabilize the country by manipulating with people's social demands. That's why she hasn't wasted a second in announcing that Venezuela is going to be anarchized, because that's her plan, and you know better than anyone that they always sing everything ahead of time. Nothing new under the sun, we have said it a thousand times: manipulated students and union sectors that still allow themselves to be used in exchange for promises that will never come.

Since Cori has not yet achieved the robust support she needs from the international community to impose her agenda of “elections now!” , their next steps are to continue attacking and plotting against Trump using his enemies.

They are going to move strategically to promote certain actors, men and women, who are going to sell themselves as democratic opponents, but it will be the cockroosters of Cori and Leo who still find it very difficult to return to Venezuela so they are preparing to undermine the bases, so soon we will see important changes in the circle of Leopoldo and María Corina in Caracas, and it was she herself who told me that part of their high expenses came out of the pocket of the people of Madrid. Many will come with angel speeches, nothing is certain!

For this “mining” plan, they are going to use the PUD as a Trojan horse and some spare rubbers. On the outside they will talk about negotiation and democracy, on the inside are the camouflaged extremists ready to enter. In return, Cori has to get them money, because the PUD is now running out of resources as well. Bone aaaaaa!

Soon we will see surprises. I write to you and I feel like in the movie Lady and the Wanderer, I'm a princess and you're a Cacri.

Miss me, remember that you are my baby Fiufiu.

Mazo News Team