They can't stand it! Find out about the moves made by La Sayo's former accomplices to shake it off

Wednesday, August 5, 2026.

Maracaibo, Santa Lucia sector, diagonal to Pa' Que Luis, in the white house with the red bars that have a Chávez banner and a mushy sign that says: WE WILL WIN!

 

What was Diosdado? How are you my dear brother?

Primo! I'm more active around here than a dog is a mechanic! Brother! I did what you asked me, I started calling all our cooperating patriots, inside and outside the country, to see what the fascist, thieving, vicious opposition was up to and asking for sanctions, and I learned more sensitive information than a wet soda cookie. So sit in the black chair, drink half a glass of guarapo e'Panela and tell brother Jorge Rodríguez to open the office tomorrow Thursday, because with this gossip that I bring you you you are going to be crazier than Manuel Rosales, alias, “The Philosopher of Zulia”, when he said that he once put the Guinness Book in the blender to break all the records.

Goddess! The first cooperating patriot I contacted was with “La Popis” because remember that she is in love with me and when I write to her she responds faster than Robin to Batman. Good brother! La Popis says that María Corina, alias “La Sayo”, is more worried than the wife of a bullfighter, because after her former friends prevented her from returning to Venezuela, and she was excluded from the new dialogues, La Sayo sent for a survey of those that are not published and she realized that it is going down faster than a submarine with holes, so she is going crazy to return to 'Venezuela' to try to put on a show that will make her news again.

Cousin! The one I also spoke to was our cooperating patriot “El Pejoteco” who sometimes loses more than the tip of the plastic tape, but it is more effective than sharpening a Mongolian pencil with an iron-tipped zaca. Pejoteco told me that María Corina put a tremendous amount of shame on Carlos Ocariz, alias “Conflei con Agua”, for having recently said in an interview with journalist Mario Villegas, that La Sayo should be measured in new primaries if she wanted to run as a presidential candidate. Goddess! What Pejoteco told me was that MariCori interpreted this as a new backstab planned by Julio Borges, alias “El Cejón”, but to get revenge, La Sayo forced Carlos Ocariz to publish a video retracting himself on his social networks, Primo! MariCori is so bad that she plays with both Ocariz's feelings and those of Delsa Jenifer, because she offers them both that they will be governors of Miranda when she is president, that is, never again.

 

Brother! Besides, I received other information from La Sayo that was better than chewing the gum that came inside the Bon Bon Bum pacifiers.

Our cooperating patriot “Yasuri Yamileth” who is the nail and filth of the La Sayo district, that is, of Magalí Meda; she found out that MariCori is more unbearable than Don Ramón when Mr. Barriga collects her rent; so much so, that her closest team of political advisors can't stand her either because they say that in the face of the new political defeats she has been suffering since January 3rd, María Corina has returned to the attacks of anger, senile episodes, and doesn't want to hear advice or suggestions from anyone. Goddess! La Yasuri told me that La Sayo's advisors advised her that until the agreements of the new dialogues between the government and the opposition were made public, she should not give more interviews to the media because her speech already sounded worn out and this weakened her, but La Sayo, in an act of arrogance and impulsiveness, ignored as always and gave an interview to a journalist named Olvarrieta where she was more criticized than Candy Candy when she changed her boyfriend, even the same radical opposition accused her of always speaking the same thing and of not being able to sustain her populist and unrealistic discourse.

Malay! Search! better fit in the chair because here comes the good thing.

Do you remember that our cooperating patriot “Candy Candy” had already informed us in previous letters that Sayo would order a new campaign of attacks and defamation against the Trump administration? Good Primo! So you know that this week a survey came out from the firm “Power & Strategy”, owned by one of MariCori's advisors. In that study, gringos were spoken badly about, as well as in the recent cartoon published by the cartoonist “Pinilla”. Goddess! We don't care about that, the remarkable thing is that both Power and Strategy and Pinilla are longliners of Sayo. Brother! Candy Candy says that these new defamatory campaigns by María Corina against the current US administration confirm the accusations of the White House correspondent, Javier Negre, who recently reported that Sayo is using a communication swarm to attack senior US officials who no longer support its destabilization agenda in Venezuela.

Cousin! That's where I received more acidic information than taking ligao' battery oil with and' tamarind juice.

Our cooperating patriot “Pejoteco” confirmed the information I had already sent you to the Telegram group “Chávez Vive”. Pejoteco heard at a Primero Justicia parish meeting in Maracaibo that Juan Pablo Guanipa, alias “Tequeño Traidor”, decided to start leaving the fight to María Corina and is supporting, under the table, Julio Borges's ass and Leopoldo López, alias “Wireless Princess”, in exchange for Borges and Leopoldo to assure the Tequeño Endemoniado that he will be the candidate for the government of Zulia by Primero los Cobres, Voluntad pa' Robar and the rest of the mini parties of the fascist opposition; since the Tequeño Siniestro decided to entrench himself in Zulia because he says that next to María Corina all he can achieve is a flu.

Goddess! There is other information that the “Pejoteco” sent you for you to say in the deck, but I warn you that it will drive you crazier than Super Man when he realized that he had the insides outside his pants.

Pejoteco sent you to say that he found out that Julio Borges and Leopoldo López are moving their spokespersons in Washington to promote the presidential candidacy of Lorenzo Mendoza, for them to see how they fit in there, and of course, to bury Sayo, because according to them, it was María Corina who ended up bringing down the interim government of Juanito Alimaña. And, on the other hand, Cejón and Leopoldo are of the idea that, if they no longer want to see Sayo in the White House, they have to impose a new candidate who will guarantee them a sack of copper and survive in politics.

Another thing Diosdado! For you to say it in the Deck.

Our cooperating patriot “Pokémon” who is a member of Will to Steal and knows everything that Leopoldo's Wireless Princess is doing; he found out that Leopoldo is meeting with the group of a certain Eduardo Bittar, alias “The Nazi”, because Bittar wants to destroy María Corina on social networks and the Princess is proposing to join forces to finish weakening Sayo. Leopoldo says that if Bittar is running for office he supports him, as you can see this is an all against all.

Cousin! And before I leave to continue working. Our cooperating patriot, who is the driver of the trolleys for Bella Vista's position in Maracaibo, and is also a member of A New Time, found out that Manuel Rosales, alias, “The Philosopher of Zulia”, is very close with Julio Borges, alias “El Cejón” and with the princess of Leopoldo because according to the Philosopher, the Cejón and the Princeso they left him out of the negotiation, but Rosales says that He's going to avenge them by making life impossible for them and he swore by the little chinita that he's going to roll them over.

Good brother! I'm leaving! What I love you is dick, you hear? Goddess! I love you more than a 5-story “Patacón Trimardecío” with basement included; one of those sold on Calle del Hambre de la Coromoto, in the municipality of San Francisco; specifically in the “Criollita” store where María la Bollera serves. Malay! The Patacón must be one of those who fry the banana with overheated pipe oil, remember that I like the patacon with the ripe and painted brown plantain, from which they come from Santa Barbara del Zulia. Good brother! So that there are no misunderstandings, the Patacón should be three-phase with pork, chicken and shredded meat; that on each floor they throw a slice of creamy and juicy zebu cheese, smoked ham on the back and four slices of yellow cheese; that they throw in slices of tomato and big onion, cabbage and grated carrot soaked in water with vinegar; also, that they throw some well-toasted bacon strips at it; look Malay! I know it's an abuse on my part, but if they can throw slices of pepperoni and salami into the patacon the same as they throw on the pizzas for me it's better. Plus Diosdado! Remember that I like patacón with cheese au gratin. Cousin! that they put all the sauces there had and to be, and that they leave the teapot of tartar sauce by hand to pour it to taste. Malay! And don't forget to throw half a carton of parboiled eggs into the Patacón because otherwise the gizzard forms. Brother! , to drink a 3 and a half liter Big Cola with a glass of ice of the mollejuos. For dessert, a chocolate cake sold at the store on Avenida la Limpia. Put a lot of vanilla melon with grated lemon peel on the cake and throw a bag of Dandys balls at it, with a shower of chocolate and colors. Goddess! And just in case you doubt my loyalty, add a chocolate wafer with butter.

 

You take care of me cousin!