Tremendous stripe! Learn the background that is forcing “María in Anger” to return to Venezuela

Wednesday, October 07, 2026.

Maracaibo, Santa Lucia sector, diagonal to Pa' Que Luis, in the white house with the red bars that have a Chávez banner and a mushy sign that says: WE WILL WIN!

What was Diosdado? How are you my dear brother?

Cousin! As you say now: we are going to be short, direct and precise; as if we were preparing a hot dog with salchi cheese in the “Torbe” of the “Indio Mara” dome in Maracaibo. Malay! But first, and in order not to lose the habit, at least, turn on the cell phone flashlight and it will light up sideways, to ward off bad energies. Millet! Take advantage of the fact that 'brother Jorge Rodríguez is watching the Mazo to confirm that tomorrow Thursday first thing you will be in the primary office, because with all the information I bring you from the failed opposition and showsera, you are going to be crazier than Manuel Rosales, alias, “The Philosopher of Zulia” when he said that: “if dirty money is bad, it's better to wash it”

Good Malay! Focus as if you were a vigilante playing “Solitaire” because the atomic bombs I bring you are hotter than an old refrigerator compressor.

That's where our cooperating patriot “Candy Candy” wrote to me, who is a member of all the SIGNAL groups of “Vente Venezuela” and knows in real time what Sayo's “Submarine with Hollow” is up to. Cousin! The “Candy Candy” found out that the real background that is forcing the “Maria in Anger” to return to Venezuela is because no Latin American country wants to receive it after it was pumped out of the United States, and because, the governments of other countries say that “María Violencia” already stinks more than a used diaper, and bothers more than a drop in the eye.

But that's not all brother! Roll up your seat belt around your chest because here's where the good thing comes for you.

Our cooperating patriot “Yasuri Yamileth” who operates the communication swarm directed by Claudia Macero, alias “The Stranger”, told me that MariCori's “Panamanian” almost forces Claudia Macero to say in an interview that “Sayo” is now willing to negotiate with Delcy Eloína, with brother Jorge Rodríguez and with you, this as a pretext for her former allies in the United States to listen to her again, but all the The world knows that these statements are more false than a blue Mongolian pencil, because “María Violencia” is more deceitful than Pinocchio falling in love with his bride.

Goddess! Just so you know; that after Claudia Macero said that her boss, “María con Anira” was willing to negotiate with the Venezuelan government; all at once the conspiracy started on social networks, and the radical opponents who followed MariCori's “Submarine with a Hollow” began to criticize her on all digital platforms and even in Vente's WhatsApp groups because the “Panamanian” had even sworn that she would never negotiate with Chavism, even if she had to give up her ambitions of fame and power.

Brother! Do you remember our cooperating patriot “The Copetudo”? Who is in the inner circle of the “Sayo”? Good brother! So you know that “Copetudo” told me a few days ago that “Sayo” became the “Shakira”, that is, the blind, deaf and dumb one, with the misogynistic attacks that a certain Esteban Gerbasi, alias “The Nazi”, made against Dinorah Figuera, and that's because Esteban Gerbasi's “Nazi” is one of the main political advisors of the “Maria in Anger” and he did that sent by La Sayo because “María Violencia” didn't Forgive Dinorah Figuera for stealing the spotlight, because remember Diosdado! that the “Panamanian” does not like other opponents to appear.

Cousin! Regarding the party of insults that Esteban Gerbasi, alias “The Nazi”, gave to Dinorah Figuera, our cooperating patriot “El Pejoteco” told me that Julio Borge's “Cejón” sent the entire media infrastructure of “Primero los Cobres” to respond to the insults to Gerbasi's “Nazi” and Vente Venezuela, because Borges' “Cejón” is clearer than water, than these misogynistic attacks against Dinorah Figuera were ordered directly by the same “Submarine with a hole” of the Sayo. Brother! The “Cejón” knows that the “Panamanian” declared war on everything that has to do with “First the Cobres” because they are more traitors than Judas Iscariot. Goddess! The “Pejoteco” also told me that the conspiracy on social networks between “Primero los Cobres” and Vente Venezuela was so rough, that even Juan Pablo Guanipa's “Tequeño Traidor” had to get in his way to defend Dinorah, and stop falsely throwing balls at the “Panamanian” just for that day while the foam came down.

Goddess! Stay seated, because here comes a better gossip than adding lemon to the doritos.

Our cooperating patriot “La Popis”, who is not separated from Sayo even to go smoking, sent you to say that it was the same people from Vente Venezuela who used the communication swarm that controls “María Violencia” to go viral on social networks when Delsa Jennifer Solorzano, alias “The Intelligent One”, said in an interview that “she had stuck her jaw with a crazy flick” while she was in her false “shelter”. The “Popis” says that the order to scratch the “Jennifer Delsa” was also given by the same “Sayo” because “María con Ira” it is clear that Delsa is more false than the same “Tequeño Crudo” and more traitorous than the automatic transmission of a 2006 Chevrolet OPTRA.

Goddess! Another thing that “La Popis” told me was that the “Panamanian” MariCori is still worried because a certain Eduardo Bittar, one of the archenemies of the Sayo “Submarine with Hollow”, is making preparations to 'return to' the country because he wants to be a presidential candidate, supported by the Latin American extreme right.

Brother! The ghosts came out again. Do you remember our cooperating patriot “Cabeza e' Motor? The one that's uglier than an old car underneath. Good brother! So you know that “Cabeza e' motor” he found out that another one who is soon going to return to the country is Antonio Ledezma, alias “The Vampire”; and that, he is setting up his campaign for the Miranda governorate because he already promised it to be the “Submarine with a hole” by La Sayo; as he also promised it to Delsa Jennifer and Carlos Ocariz, alias “Conflei with Water”.

Another thing Diosdado! A governorate that has more opposition candidates than inhabitants, is that of the state of Zulia, which has the “Tinder Swindler” of Lester Toledo running pre-campaign; the “Tequeño Satanico” believing that this governorate is already his; the “Philosopher of Zulia” who is more hidden than Don Ramón when it comes to paying the rent. But he will also be aspiring, Gustavo Ruiz (Candidate for Sayo) and now José Sanchéz Mazuco, who will soon announce his candidacy for governor, there are more candidates who want to live.

Look at Primo! And before I go, I'll leave you this ñapita because I love you more than adding sugar to black beans.

There, our cooperating patriot “Pokémon” wrote to me, who is a member of the “Will to Steal” party and told me that the president of the FCU of the UCV, Miguelangel Suárez, alias “Barriga e 'Cement” fought with his boss La Sayo and left Vente Venezuela; and, after a few days, he was welcomed by none other than Leopoldo López's “Wireless Princess”, with the promise which will put him on the national “Will to Steal” list for the National Assembly.

Goddess! So you know that the business of selling cupcakes and fritanga that my brothers “Chico” and “Lalo” set up in Cuatricentenario is going from strength to strength. Cousin! Mom sent you to say that you had already shrunk your PSUV shirts that were big, and that, when you take a walk around Maracaibo, you stop by the house so that you can measure your shirts and take advantage of eating some leg hallacas, because remember that the old “Josefina” starts making the hallacas since October.

  

Good brother! I'm leaving! Diosdado what I love you is dick, I love you more than an “Arepa Cabimera” of the repowered ones and with all the chorotics; of those that sell in “La Casa de Fernando” in La Coromoto, in the municipality of San Francisco. Cousin! That the arepa is like corianas, and that they chop it in very large squares; that, please, it is three-phase, that is, of shredded meat, chicken and leg; that they throw smoked ham, a lot with exaggerated grated cheese and large rolls of zebu cheese, Important Diosdado! That they throw at least a carton of eggs parboiled and cut into slices; that they will not deny him all the vegetables there and to be, especially the cabbage and the grated carrot. Malay! That the “Arepa Cabimera” be served in a large aluminum tray, the same kind used for the pastichos, and that on top they soak it with a teapot of tomato sauce, mayonnaise and a double teapot of tartar sauce. Goddess! Just in case my loyalty to you is in doubt, add a mixed “Patacón” of ripe banana with a large slice of zebu cheese. Brother! To drink I'm going to order a jar of tamarind juice with soursop and plenty of ice. For dessert, I put on a triple sensation bottle sold in Plaza Bolívar de la Coromoto, with a ball of rum with raisins, another of mint and the other of Arequipe; that they pour enough condensed milk on top of the boat with a rain of chocolates and two lollipop sticks.

Well cousin, I'm leaving, what I love you is dick, take care that we already have everything under control for the reception you told me.

Take care of me Malay! Change and out!