Unhinged and dangerous! Find out what La Sayo spent thousands of dollars on to seek an invasion against the country

Published at: 16/07/2025 10:05 PM

July 16, 2025

Location: Valle Arriba Golf Club

Patriota del Valle Arriba Country Club

Hello gordooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! How are you my chubby Politzia? , I am here super fabulous with my friends from the club, organizing a collection for those affected by the rains. Bone, hello! This is not just a matter for the government, it is an issue where we must all do our part. Good! , all but Cori, who doesn't release a milk of caviar or a silk sheet that she usually wears. For Dior! God! Cori is super pichirre! She says she wants to save the world, but she's more selfish than an Instagram selfie. Bone!

MY CHOCOLATE COOKIE! , I'll tell you a juicy gossip because, I can't stand it. Cori spent fifty thousand dollars! in a super random plan to fly drones with a piece of paper that says: “Maduro makes Iranian drones” oh yeah! The show was staged in Buenos Aires, Miami, Bogotá, Panama and Santiago, and when I saw that I kept thinking, looked in the mirror and said to myself: myself! If those affected by the rains hurt Cori so much, why didn't he donate that money to them?

And wait, MY CHURRO WITH DULCE DE LECHE! , that the thing doesn't end there. Cori set up this drone show as a “pilot” to sell the idea to the gringos and get more cash, but it was a total failure, nobody stopped him! On the contrary, criticism rained down on them and there were very few media outlets that reviewed it, although the lousy people of Orlando Avenaño, María Teresa Morín, Amalio Graterol, and other characters have tried to get them to buy the idea in the United States to pocket a few dollars, they still can't convince any unwary, please!

MY DONUT WITH CHEESE! I'm super nostalgic. Esotericists say that the universe listens, and as long as Cori spoke of the “end”, he declared it to himself. God! We are living the Twilight of Cori! The poor one died out faster than Guaidó's lousy one, so his last moves have been one of pure desperation, and when you despair, bye bye! Notice that even María Elvira Salazar doesn't mention it anymore, and the international community is exhausted from Cori and her bad parenting.

God! Yesterday I chatted with Cori and I said: “Friends, what's going on? Why so quiet?” Cori confessed to me that she is super upset, that she ran out of options. He spoke to me about Marco Rubio, he said that he is an egomaniac who used it and now left it in the hands of Christopher Landau, of whom Cori also spoke very badly, because he referred to him as a second-class character who seems to be funny because he lived in Venezuela and was viral in Mexico, he even said that he was a clown. The only letter left to Cori is Álvaro Uribe, who is likely to convict him on July 28. Can you imagine Diosdi? We celebrate double. Cori still has some of the clowns from the Mala Idea group who are working hard, right now, to get Washington to issue suffocation and blockade measures against Venezuela, in other words, they want Trump to punish Venezuelans for not letting my uncle Inmundo steal the elections. Baby! Cori is totally alone.

That's why he now comes up with the topic of asking the few influencers and journalists he has left to repeat his new mantra: “IT'S GOING TO HAPPEN”. Bone, what is that? Dissody! I told him that phrase sounds like a TikTok motivational coach, not a political strategy, but guess what! Cori became furious and hung up on me! After 20 cigarettes, she called me again, all depressed, saying that her communication machinery doesn't respond to her. For Dior and Cartier! too much drama!

MY DIVINE CHUBBY! I tell you that I came to think that influencers and journalists were leaving Cori for lack of payment, but wow! The drama is that longliners, those “replicators of smoke pots”, no longer believe Cori a thing and they know that, with her, at this moment, it's too uncertain!

MY POPCICLE WITH THE LITTLE YELLOW BOY! Cori has sparks with Alberto Barradas, because she says that since he stopped paying her, he hasn't stopped throwing at her and telling her to stop promising stupid things that he won't keep. Cori hates it to death!

Dissody! Cori is also terribly upset with your friend the minister Ojitos Lindos, because Cori blames everything that goes wrong for her and is furious that he stopped her drug trafficking business. That's why he sends an anonymous email to the FBI every day to continue with the novel about the narco-state. The problem is that, with every seizure that your friend the minister makes, it proves that in Venezuela there is a policy of war against the drug business in all its forms, and that hurts the story to my friends!

Cori is also kicking because he can't sell Venezuela as a credible threat to Israel and the United States. Hellooo! Cori hasn't realized that the only credible threat is herself, and that's why her allies are leaving her alone. The Crazy Cubans, for example, haven't named her for weeks, and if you notice, they momentarily stopped the attack on Venezuela to focus on overthrowing Díaz-Canel in Cuba, thinking that later they might come after Nico Maduro, that is, they reversed the order of the plan. For Dior and Cartier! they are geniuses!

And speaking of geniuses. MY BAGEL WITH SUGAR AND BUTTER! I tell you that my friend Margot, who is close to Pedro Urruchurtu, Cori's parakeet chancellor, gave me the tea (gossip): Pedro doesn't want asylum in the USA, he prefers Europe. But beware, in his inner circle, Pedro Uruchurtu said that he did not stay in the United States because Catire Donald Trump is an unpredictable madman. Dissody! Pedro also warned Cori not to expect anything from the Trump administration because there is an alleged coup plan against Catire. I suppose that when Pedro Urruchurtu sets foot in the United States again, they send him to the room, please!

MY BREAD DOUGH WITH GUARAPO COFFEE! Another one who doesn't want to live in the United States either is my friend Clau, remember? The parakeet Claudia Macero, I called her a few days ago to update the gossip with her, but she diverted my call and then sent me a photo where she appears meeting with the lousy of Santiago Abascal, the leader of the extreme right and the VOX party in Spain. I confess that I found it strange that neither of us posted the image of the meeting on their social networks, and when I asked Claudia, she told me that it was because she needs to be okay with those in the PP, that's how Cori and her people are, they play to be good with God and with the Devil. But I'll tell you more. It turns out that this meeting took place with the consent of Cori and there they agreed on several things: Abascal promised to push the entire right-wing block in the European Parliament to push to impose more coercive measures against the Venezuelan people, and in return, Cori was going to increase attacks against Pedro Sánchez and my friend Zapatero. Claudia told me that it was a “win win” strategy, because Cori is gaining more pressure against our country from the European Parliament, and in return Cori helps Santiago Abascal to climb points in the polls, bone! Pinki and Brain!

MY STRAWBERRY SAMBA! Did you see the lousy María Elvira Salazar trying to do harm control with the dignity law? She knows she has a short path from here to the part-time election, and since she doesn't miss out on the Con El Mazo Dando program, she knows what's next. The plan of this louse is to temporarily legalize (7 years, renewable) undocumented immigrants without a history who have been in the United States for more than five years, however, they would pay fines of up to seven thousand dollars, taxes and must undergo periodic reviews, nor will they have the right to citizenship, nor protection from the State, in other words! please! we all know that it's a desperate wink to calm voters down, just like Cori, he doesn't care about people but about using people.

MY GROUND BEEF PATTY WITH BREAD! , another who is looking for salvation, is the lousy of Antonio Ledezma, who tried to save his relationship with Cori by launching the famous “Machado Doctrine”, ¡Diosdi! I suppose it's something like the “Monroe Doctrine”, which should sound like this: instead of “Venezuela for Venezuelans”, Cori's doctrine is “Venezuela for gringos”, I mean! The most obnoxious and tacky thing I've ever read in my life, but even so, with all that drag that Ledezma threw himself at the feet of Cori, the vampire's louse didn't achieve his goal and he's still out of the last plays left to my friends Cori, who no longer wants him, especially after the role he played on July 5 with his three cats in a square in Madrid.

MY MAMON COMPOTIC! , I almost forgot to mention Uncle Immundo to you, okay! Maybe nobody talks about him anymore, but I do like in the movie COCO, which teaches you to remember the dead so that they don't end up disappearing. Turns out that uncle is reluctant to record a video for July 28 or go out to any activity, he says he got tired of Cori, who had promised him that he would be president, but we all know that Cori always lies and even my poor uncle Inmundo couldn't fulfill it. God! My uncle Inmundo told Cori that the only way for him to stop his vacation and go back to work is to let him make his own schedule and to please also give him a share of the funds paid by the State Department to Cori, because my uncle Inmundo says that his three million euros are his assets and he doesn't want to spend it on politics. Cori sent Pedro Uruchurtu to negotiate.

MY FRIED PORK WITH CACHAÇA FROM ZAMURO! I'm going to give you a summary of how the issues are going on Cori's agenda. My friend Cori has become a professional fisherwoman, every day she throws a fake to see what she catches, that's why she tries to increase the volume of the complaints they are making against Venezuela at the UN; of course my friend is still waiting for military rebellion, that will never take him off her to-do list, that's why she's working on a new version of the military amnesty law proposed by Guaidó's louse at the time, she wants to see how he buys military conscience, but bone! ! Until now, Cori has not realized that our soldiers are neither bought nor sold! ; Cori will continue to talk about the false positive of the drug, she says that with that she kills two birds with one stone, because it puts Nico Maduro in the eye of the hurricane and at the same time helps to divert the attention that weighs on her partner and political father Álvaro Uribe, the real father of the narco-state.

A phone call with a Middle Eastern country was also marked on Cori's agenda, because in her desperation, the girl went so far as to complain to the gringos and friends of the emirate why she's not in the conversations, that's right! Cori doesn't want to humiliate herself like that, she can't find a way to sabotage everything that means progress for the country and for Venezuelans.

MY VANILLA PUNCH! It turns out that Cori has a lobbyist friend who can't find a way to explain to her, that Marco Rubio can't stand her anymore and that he's very upset because Rubio still doesn't know how his plan against Venezuela Gideon 2.0 was leaked, the same plan that you and Nico Maduro reported a few weeks ago. Rubio believes that the leak came from Cori and that's why Rubio had to leave the plan in the freezer, for now.

God! Take note of this fact that I also removed it from Cori's agenda. It turns out that a certain Palas Atenea, a supposed dissident who has Cori in her ranks, promised to organize the dissidents of the left in Caracas to try to mount some actions of demands and rejection against Nico Maduro for this July 28. I'll give you the details on Signal. But ooo! Bone! This is how bad Cori is who carries “lost left-handed people” with friends as Milei says to them, baby! That's how incoherent things are in Cori's environment, please!

God or Joseph! , LISTEN TO ME! What this is is the part where I get toxic.

Cori is clear that its expiration date is written: Monday, July 28, 2025. Her low popularity makes any call unfeasible and I am not inventing that, this was confirmed to me by Magalli Meda herself when I called her to ask her how she is doing in her new house in the United States, I also asked her what they have planned for that Monday, the answer? nothing concrete, but tomorrow Thursday you'll give me details.

What Cori does have ready to release is a song that she sent to compose on or before July 28. We'll see the usual stuff: pints, announcements, videos, social media campaigns, bones! The same talk of stupid things as always, bony!

God! Internally, Cori is trapped. She insists on going out to the street to see if the spark ignites, but Magalli recalled that on January 9th María Corina went out and nothing happened, well it did! , the poor one lost her blue wallet. In any case, with some students that Cori is trying to buy to be put on the street like cannon fodder, and the possibility is still active that external elements that may have entered the country will try to light a candle, that is, the path of terrorism is still on the radar, even though your friend, the minister's handsome friend, has them on the ropes.

Cori's greatest hope lies in the path of international pressure, and even if she's not at her best with Rubio, they both know that they can't let the date go under the table. Rubio has promised action, but Trump has a lot of conflicts on his table where Venezuela is an important but not urgent issue, a small detail that Cori doesn't have in his calculations.

Disdi! we can expect everything we are prepared for and it wouldn't surprise us, from sanctions, suffocation measures, a pronouncement from the State Department, senators and congressmen, to increased rewards for the leaders of the revolution, because they must feed the gallery audience. The show will be media, so we will see a parade of press releases, letters, videos, a lot of falsehood on the part of a group that absolutely cares about the country or the Venezuelans, but they want to see what profit they make from it.

Just as they are already trying to link Venezuela to the attack of Miguel Uribe Turbay, so they will take advantage of continuing to link us to international terrorism, so don't be surprised if an alleged terrorist with a Venezuelan passport killed in Syria or Gaza appears.

And, of course, Cori doesn't abandon her dream that the military, or the greens, as she tells them, will revolt to get Nico Maduro out of Miraflores and hand over control of the television to her. Surely, on Monday, July 28, we will see the band of Los Piojoso call back to our FANB.

I write to you and I feel like in the movie Lady and the Wanderer, I'm a princess and you're a Cacri.

Miss me, remember that you are my baby Fiufiu.