What a fleeing spirit! Learn why Inmundo left La Sayo's coat and his macaw show

Wednesday, May 14, 2025.

Maracaibo, Santa Lucia sector, diagonal to Pa' Que Luis, in the white house with the red bars that have a Chávez banner and a mushy sign that says “WITH MADURO, ON MAY 25 WE WON BY BEATING”.

What was Diosdado? How are you my dear brother? Look Malay, I have more information for you than a NASA hard drive, so for mental health reasons and so that you can better digest all the buds, I recommend that you sit in the black chair, drink guarapo made with lemon and if you don't have it on hand, it doesn't matter! Drink water; move your neck from one side to the other so that you relax; tell the cameramen to focus well on you and take a deep breath, as if you were going to sing the Rooster Nico, because with all the information I have for you about the fascist opposition, you're going to be crazier than Manuel Rosales, alias “The Philosopher of Zulia”, drinking soup with a fork.

Cousin! Let's start once and for all with La Sayo because she's more of a fuss than some chicks when they see a falcon passing by. It turns out that La Sayo began to invent the supposed operation Macaw and ended up more dented than Doña Clotilde, “the Witch of 71”, on February 14. Goddess! Everything goes wrong with this idiot and he doesn't accept it. María Corina was more stunned than Capriles when she found out that you are not obsessed with him, but that he is the buffoon that you use to de-stress.

Brother! La Sayo was left as a possessed body after learning that the Venezuelan government managed to rescue the Venezuelan girl Maikelys Espinoza, because this confirms that the US and Venezuelan governments are still talking and reaching agreements, which shows that La Sayo continues to lie when she says that Super Mustache is finished, the worst thing is not this, but that La Sayo is involving a pussy like Marco Rubio, alias “Little Marco”, who He will also be shattered if he continues to listen to María Corina.

Cousin! , with the release of the Venezuelan girl, the Super Mustache government demonstrates once again that its peace diplomacy does not play a game, and that when we act like idiots it's because we have all the game secured and won. A little garbage got in my eye out of emotion when I saw the arrival of Maikelys, when I saw Cilita and you with the girl, brother! I just think that this country is bigger than many people think.

Well Primo, let's continue! I tell you that our cooperating patriot, who is María Corina's community manager and who is still more attached to her than rice burned in a pot, sent you to say that La Sayo doesn't leave Magalí and the four pussies that were hidden in the Argentine Embassy in Caracas alone. La Sayo calls them every day and every five minutes because María Corina is afraid that someone will speak their tongues and speak what they shouldn't. Cousin! María Corina knows that here in Venezuela nobody believes the story, and now least of all, that her four friends left the embassy as a result of a CIA extraction with MacGyver the daring, Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger.

La Sayo told everyone who was hiding in the embassy that it was vital to agree to tell the same story and that it's important that they are in the United States to see if they can get a photo with someone from the Trump administration, but cousin! , apparently there is division among the gringos on the subject because it is not easy to support María Corina's lie, see that assuming an incursion into Venezuelan territory is a serious problem, imagine the embarrassment of inventing it, because that detracts from the credibility of the intelligence and security bodies of the United States.

Goddess! the community manager infiltrated a SIGNAL meeting where La Sayo told Magalí Meda, alias “La Commadre”, to stay aligned as if they were toys, and to let her know if anyone didn't follow the instructions because she was going to sink them herself. Cousin! , that only shows that María Corina doesn't even respect her own people, but the good thing about all this is that your friend the minister has the ladder in his power, they know what we're talking about.

Brother! Do you know that La Sayo is furious with Carla Angola, alias “Charlita Angola”, and also with the people of Monitoreamos because they couldn't handle the fuss they gave her in the State Department. It turns out that the spokeswoman for the State Department ridiculed “Charlita Angola”, and La Sayo as the liar herself, because the spokeswoman for the US government told her face and in front of the whole world, more words, less words, that the version that La Sayo was giving about the alleged macaw operation was more false than Dr. Ana María Polo's program Closed Case, by the way cousin! After this incident, La Sayo suggested to Marco Rubio, alias “Little Marco”, that he dismiss the spokeswoman for playing backwards, but Marco Rubio told La Sayo that the post he put in X talking about the false operation brought him enough trouble and that he had to take a break.

Goddess! , our cooperating patriot “El Madrileño” sent you information that was later confirmed by the cooperating patriot “El Gringo”. The Madrilenian sent you to say that he received the information that La Sayo is sending a lobby to the Vatican to see if the new pope receives Edmundo González, alias “Chespirito” and the terrorists who had been hiding in the Embassy of Argentina in Caracas. All this to continue with the show and of course to speak ill of Venezuela to the international community.

Brother! Speaking of Inmundo González, the Madrilenian sent you to say that Chespirito is still being treated for his illness in an expensive clinic in Madrid, which agreed to sign a confidentiality agreement, because this time Chespirito is not going to release a public statement or say anything on social networks, firstly because he doesn't want La Sayo to keep pressuring him with the inheritance, and secondly because the previous statement saying that he was hospitalized because of the tension, it went very badly for him.

Goddess! , the Madrilenian says that things between La Sayo and Chespirito are still bad even though they deny and disguise it. It turns out that Inmundo knew nothing about the negotiation to let go of those who were hiding in the Argentinian embassy in Caracas and La Sayo's mother. According to the Madrilenian, La Sayo took revenge on Chespirito when he left Venezuela for Spain and La Sayo found out on social media, La Sayo said “what is the same is not cheating”. But the story is that Chespirito has serious problems with his family who complained to him why La Sayo negotiated for his mother and those at the embassy, but he did nothing for Inmundo's son-in-law, poor Chespirito! He has that shithole caught up with his family.

We continue! Cousin! , María Corina's community manager told me that journalist Eugenio Martínez, alias “Puzkas”, had already been hired by La Sayo to generate the opinion matrix that the CNE had eliminated QR codes from voting records in order to discredit the elections of May 25. This media campaign was joined by the Unitary Platform, better known as the PUPU, which at the beginning of the week and on the orders of María Corina published a statement discrediting the CNE and the electoral process. Goddess! this confirms the suspicions we had that La Sayo put Roberto Enriquez at the head of the PUPU to have control of that space while she sets up her VEN movement in parallel, which, just as it was born, is dying.

Brother! I have other information sent to you by our cooperating patriot “El Gringo” and it's more delicate than a sandcastle when the tide is high. Turns out that it occurred to Sayo to ask Marco Rubio for help to sabotage the refineries that the Venezuelan government is reactivating with the help of China, but Little Marco told La Sayo to put together the plan well so that he can review it first because with the invention of Macaws he already has enough problems. Consequently, La Sayo called Iván Simonovis, alias “El Reno”, who proposed to La Sayo to attack refineries with explosives so that the Chinese get scared and stop cooperating with Venezuela, but cousin! , what La Sayo doesn't know is that Simonovis is playing double play on him, because while he is waiting for the money that La Sayo offered him, on the other hand he is hammering a bunch of businessmen and bossy people to “free Venezuela from the regime”, that will end up as the scam of ¡Ya Casi Venezuela! , you'll remember mine.

Goddess! The other thing El Gringo sent you to say is that Simonovis is saying that he has your security ring infiltrated and that he has everything ready to assassinate you. Cousin! , here we all know that Simonovis is one step away from the asylum because his thing is a personal revenge because you first found out about what he is, it seems a lie but hate is consuming him, in the meantime we have leaked it and we are waiting for it.

Goddess! Another information I bring you is that, according to our cooperating patriot “Engine Head”, who is infiltrated in the team of Elías Sayegh, alias “The Toucan”, he sent you to say that Elías Sayegh keeps telling Vox Populi that since he has the political sponsorship of Miss Capriles, he is negotiating to have his political disqualification removed and to be able to run for mayor of Hatillo in the next municipal elections. But that's not all his cousin, apparently, Sayegh's Toucan is going to betray his tall pana Luis Aguilar, who is going to run for mayor of Baruta, because Sayegh offered Mercedes Malavé, alias “La Chilindrina del Opus Dei”, who will be his candidate in that municipality to scout Mayor Darwin González.

Cousin! , I have other information for you that is better than drinking guarapo coffee while soaking the bread dough. It turns out that our cooperating patriot “El Pejoteco” sent you to say that Juan Pablo Guanipa, alias “Tequeño Crudo” wants to meet you. El Tequeño Siniestro wants to negotiate as did the leaders of Vente who had been hiding in the Argentine embassy in Caracas. Tequeño Crudo says that since he was left out of the negotiations and since La Sayo has now excluded him from his environment of trust, he wants to collaborate in exchange for him being able to leave too, because he knows that La Sayo will soon be leaving too.

Goddess! I remind you what Magalí Meda told us about Juan Pablo Guanipa. Remember! that this pussy is not to be trusted, that he is a traitor and plays close range with his brother Tomas, alias “Cacique 500”, so keep an eye on that madman.

Cousin! Another information sent to you by Pejoteco is that Miss Capriles made a pact with Manuel Rosales, alias “The Philosopher of Zulia”, for the year 2030. Capriles says that he decided to run for the National Assembly to use parliament as a media platform and then be a presidential candidate in 2030. According to La Miss Capriles, by that year Rosales will be older than a gray disc phone and La Sayo will be more forgotten than the television advertisement for the green cross waxes.

Goddess! taking advantage of the fact that we are talking about the Philosopher of Zulia, I tell you that our cooperating patriot “La Guajira”, who is on duty in the situation room in Maracaibo to monitor how the electoral campaign is going in Zulia, sent you to say that Manuel Rosales is very worried because he received the results of the last opinion study he sent to do, brother! The pollsters told him that he is going down to the bottom of the sea as fast as a submarine with holes.

Diosdado I have to leave you because I have to take Nakarí to the CDI for routine ultrasound and then we go to the center to buy clothes for your godson Hugo Nicolás, who is about to be born. Mom tells you that she will be waiting for you at the close of comrade Luis Caldera's campaign and that you take advantage of stopping by the house to send yourself a cup of the mondongo that you like so much.

Good God! I love you more than a pavilion with very soft black caraotas, with plenty of shredded meat that is thrown into the stew with finely chopped vegetables and even yellow raisins, accompanied by large slices of ripe plantain, of those that are watery and juicy; the slices that add a lot of grated palmita cheese with pink sauce and of course a kilo of rice with butter of which there is a little bit of mozzarella left, that's the one I like. If possible, and it's not too much of a hassle, please put about four fried eggs on top of the rice, of course, with the watery yellow ball; and put a fresh avocado on the edges of the plate; all this served with a two-liter jar of guarapo de Panela with lemon and plenty of ice. And for dessert, if it's not too much to ask for or abuse, I only want a dozen large donuts like those with Arequipe with nutella, whipped cream, chocolate rain on top and a cup of coffee with milk to soak the donuts.

What I love you is Verga! You take care of me cousin!