Alert! Learn about the CIA's plans and its intentions against Colombia with an eye on Venezuela

Published at: 22/10/2025 11:06 PM

Wednesday, October 22, 2025.

Maracaibo, Santa Lucia sector, diagonal to Pa' Que Luis, in the white house with the red bars that have a Chávez banner and a mushy sign that says: “MERRY CHRISTMAS, DOUBTING IS TREASON; WE ARE RESTRAINED WITH OUR COMMANDER IN CHIEF NICOLÁS MADURO MOROS. WE WILL WIN!”.

Patriot Patricio the Maracucho.

What was Diosdado? How are you my dear brother? Look Malay, don't act as if you were a nut from a submarine, bone, the hard one, go closer to the black chair; sit down, carmalize yourself; close your eyes for 3 seconds and at the same time give food to your lungs, bone that you breathe; scratch your back with a hairbrush, enjoy the moment and let nothing distract you; move your arms up and down as if you were flying and imagine that you are a butterfly over a sunflower garden, brother that doesn't It's a shame because this is professional Yoga; tell Coquito to focus on you well and if possible Put on the sleepy little bear TikTok filter; and write to Jorge Rodríguez, because with all the information I bring you from the narco-opposition that calls for invasions and is a terrorist, you are going to be crazier than Manuel Rosales, alias “The Philosopher of Zulia”, when he said that a corpse is the deceased body of a deceased.

Goddess! , I warn you that today you are going to enjoy yourself because I have more information for you than Chat GPT, Google, Wikipedia, YouTube, NASA servers and all the artificial intelligence combined; so roll up your seat belt around your chest and imagine that you are driving the car in the movie “Back to the Future” because this is more serious than the face of one in the photo on the ID card.

Cousin! , let's start with María Corina, alias “La Sayo”, because she's still more entangled than the headphone cables inside her pants pocket. Sayo received criticism even from the same radical opposition for having tried to turn the canonization of José Gregorio Hernández and mother Carmen Rendiles into a show of political personalism towards her, for having sent her international command to disrespect Vatican facilities with acts of political proselytism and hate slogans. Goddess! What I'm telling you is so true, that the same Swiss guard and Vatican security agents were watching the group of guarimberos from Vente Venezuela and even caught their attention because they were sabotaging the canonization ceremony and disrespecting the Holy See.

Brother! , our cooperating patriot “La Pepa Er'Queso” who is infiltrated the closest political team to La Sayo and who traveled with the delegation of Vente Venezuela to the Vatican, sent you this information so that you can send it to your friend the minister. Pepa Er'Queso says that although María Corina sent Inmundo González to board a plane to go to the Vatican to try to steal the Show at the canonization, in the end Chespirito had to suspend the trip because Pedro Urruchurtututu, alias “Mango Aguado”, failed to get the Vatican to guarantee Inmundo treatment as head of state nor did he manage to get Pope Leo XIV to receive him in the papal office. Primo, and because, in addition, the Vatican only had official protocol for the only delegation that was going to represent the only government that Venezuela has, which is that of our commander in chief Super Mustache, represented by the group that traveled with our comrade Carmen Meléndez.

Goddess! , but since the order of the Sayo was to gain prominence during the canonization and generate controversy, according to the information given to me by our cooperating patriot “Candy Candy”, it was María Corina herself who sent the guarimberos of Vente Venezuela undercover in the Vatican to attack our ambassador and comrade Roy Chaderton in the Basilica of the “Sacro Coure di Gesú” during the mass prior to the canonization. In addition, Candy Candy says that La Sayo had ordered its terrorists to attack Carmen Meléndez as an act of provocation to generate news, but Candy Candy says that Sayo received a call from people linked to the Italian government, who told her that if she did that it would be a serious mistake and they would not be able to defend her.

Cousin! , on the other hand, our cooperating patriot “Rabo e' Punchera” sent you better information than getting money in your pants pocket. According to Rabo e' Ponchera, another one who was in the Vatican with plans to sabotage the canonization was the Wireless Princess of Leopoldo López with Lilian Tintori, alias “La Pavosa”. Rabo e' Punchera says that the Princess of Salamanca arrived at the Vatican with a bundle of banners and stickers to try to vandalize the walls of the Vatican with messages of hate, but it was the same undercover Swiss guard who approached him and stomped him. He was left as a gaff himself alone and isolated, but your godson Hugo Nicolás will tell you more about that.

Brother! changing the subject a little; although this is still the same cheese, but grated, our cooperating patriot who is the community manager of La Sayo tells me that María Corina is more annoying than Tronchatoro the joke that appears in the movie “Matilda” because last week Donald Trump, alias “El Catire”, publicly said that he didn't know who the hell María Corina Machado was and this made Sayo ridiculous before national and international public opinion. Goddess! , the community heard Sayo say that if Trump continues with his chicken breast and leaves it in ridicule, she will continue to conspire against him along with the Florida Republicans, including this one, Marco Rubio, alias “Little Marco” who wants to see Trump out of power so that he can be president in 2028.

Brother! , our cooperating patriot “El Chichicuilote” who is undercover in the Vente EEUU team, sent you this information so that you can send it to your friend the minister. It was Sayo who sent to spread the false news that our vice-president and comrade Delcy Eloína Rodríguez, together with the government of Qatar, were negotiating with the United States a change of regime in Venezuela. The Chichicuilote says that Sayo's strategy with this fake news is to sell a false division of the political high command of Chavismo because María Corina knows that we, together with our commander in chief Super Mustache, the people, the civic, police and military union are more united than the mixture of the tank fight. Another thing brother, Chichicuilote says that Sayo is more envious of Delcy Rodríguez than Chilindrina is of Popis because Delcy has more popularity and more pants than her.

Goddess! Another information that came to me through our cooperating patriot “El Poni” who was undercover in the Tuto Quiroga Campaign command, alias “The Eternal Loser”, is that Quiroga is very close with María Corina and says that she is a traitor since she never publicly supported her candidacy in the final stretch for the second presidential round in Bolivia, because Sayo was already squaring up with Rodrigo Paz. Cousin! This is so true that once the results were known, Sayo called Rodrigo Paz first than Tuto. Cousin! , Quiroga says that Sayo stabbed him in the back and that it is more treacherous than the brown toilet paper.

Malay! , it's better that you go looking for a better place in that chair because I have better information than eating green mangoes with a cube.

Goddess! Do you remember that in the last letter, thanks to the information provided to us by our cooperating patriot “El Cachaco”, we were able to reveal the real motive for the assassination attempt of opponents Luis Peche and Yendri Velásquez in Bogotá? Which by the way! no one came out to deny what we said, I mean, we confirmed that everything was driven by a passionate theme. Good brother! , so that you know that Cachaco also received information that Sayo will take advantage of the opinion matrix that the government is allegedly attacking opponents residing in Colombia, Panama and Spain, in order to get rid of characters that are no longer useful to her and blame the government for Super Mustache. Cousin! Cachaco told me that the Sayo happened to his political father Álvaro Uribe, alias “the paraco”, a list of expendable items where there are politicians, influencers and even Orlando Avenaño, alias “Donkey with a Dream”, appears. Cousin! , El Cachaco says that you make that public so that later they don't say that you didn't help them.

Goddess! , our cooperating patriot “El Cachaco” sent you other more sensitive information from Bogotá than eating mondongo sushi, but I can't tell you it here, so I'm going to send it to you by the WeChat group “Resteados con Super Mustache” for you to send it to the Minister of Interior and Justice. I can only tell you that, with Álvaro Uribe acquitted, the plan is to disappear Petro, either physically (God forbid) or with a coup d'etat. Cousin! I tell you that the CIA is negotiating with drug traffickers and drug paramilitary strongholds to strengthen an internal guerrilla group that will put an end to the Petro government and then go to Venezuela. They try to do the same thing in Venezuela, only that the opposition does not exist, so they are capturing the crumbs that are left over from criminal gangs, but we have them all specified.

Cousin! , our cooperating patriot “Mickey Mouse” who has his people in the White House and moves faster than a joke in a condominium WhatsApp group when he is looking for information, sent you to say that Catire Trump is getting more and more entangled with the issue of military deployment in the Caribbean. Cousin! already the presidents of CARICOM are beginning to realize that the scabbard is not a game, there you have the case of Trinidad and Tobago denouncing the murder of two fishermen, but you also have the case of the submarine that they attacked over the weekend, that this is more rare than a skate seller in the desert; besides that, seven small boats have exploded and only one is Venezuelan, which denies the matrix of opinion that our country is a drug port and leaves Catire Trump in bad shape because of all the lies that the warlord has told him, Marco Rubio, aka “Little Marco”.

But that's not all. Goddess! , Micky also sent you to say that he found out at the White House that the reason why the commander of the Southern Command, Alvin Holsey resigned from office last week, is because he doesn't agree with the extrajudicial murders being committed by the U.S. military in the Caribbean and the harassment of defenceless fishermen. Primo, Micky also heard that more army officers leading the deployment in the Caribbean disagree with these murders and are also thinking of resigning as a form of protest because they know that both Trump and warlord Marco Rubio could be questioned by the US Congress on charges of possible war crimes.

Cousin! and before I go I leave you some information sent to you by our cooperating patriot “Donatelo” who has many contacts in the CIA. Donatelo learned that one of the authorized missions of the CIA in Venezuela is to plant false drug laboratories in rural areas of the country to justify strategic bombing by the United States on Venezuelan territory. In addition, Donatelo sent you an encrypted database of people that the CIA is contacting in Venezuela to start its operations, and you have the information in the WeChat group “Resteados con Super Mustache”, and tell me that we are deployed, undercover and active.

Well brother! I have to leave you because I have to go pick up your godson Hugo Nicolás at the airport because he's coming home from the mission you sent him to do in the Vatican. Cousin! Remember what I always tell you, don't give that little pussy a lot of confidence because at any moment he appears in the deck and sits with you at the table reading the cards, listen to me! Millet!

Goddess! What I love you is dick. I love you more than an “Agüita de Sapo” arepa sold at Tostadas San Benito, in the store located on Santa Rita Avenue in Maracaibo, on the opposite side of the Casa de los Tabacos. That the Agüita de Sapo arepa is well fried, that it comes three-phase with a profile, chicken and shredded meat; that they add plenty of palmita cheese, a slice of avocado gizzard, that they add white sauce, red sauce and a dash of mustard on top, and half a pot of Parmesan cheese on top as well. Goddess! Besides, they have to soak the arepa with plenty of leg broth, it doesn't matter that it looks like a soup because maybe that goes inside. Primo we are going to talk about numbers, the ration must have at least 8 arepas of Agüita de Sapo to start because you know that those arepas are small, but if you still have doubts about how much I love you cousin, let's add another round of 8 arepas, and so on until it's fuller than a bus on route 6 at rush hour. To drink: a plastic cardboard jar with lemon with plenty of ice. Goddess! , you know that I sent the diet that the nutritionist sent me to fuck off and I decided to be happy again, so for dessert I put a big boat of ice cream with three flavors: Tutti Frutti, rum with raisins and the third flavor of the one you like the most; that they throw two cans of condensed milk on top because I'm low in sugar; with crushed Oreo cookies, chocolate syrup, colored sprinkles and Toronto balls.

What I love you is dick brother, you take care of me.