Desperate! Find out about the plans of La Sayo and Reno Simonovis against synagogue in Caracas

Published at: 25/06/2025 08:19 PM

Wednesday, June 25, 2025.
Maracaibo, Santa Lucia sector, diagonal to Pa' Que Luis, in the white house with the red bars that have a Chávez banner and a mushy sign that says: “WITH MADURO WE WILL WIN ALL THE MAYORS ON JULY 27”.

Patriot Patricio the Maracucho.

What was Diosdado? How are you my dear brother? Look cousin! , you already know what you have to do before you start reading the letter, but I'm still going to remind you: sit in the black chair, move your neck sideways, so that your muscles relax; tell the cameramen to focus well on you, close your eyes and take a deep breath as if you were on the railing of the Simon Bolivar School Ship, and call a psychiatrist who is of your complete trust because with all the information I bring you from the fascist opposition, there will be more Crazy that Manuel Rosales, alias “The Philosopher of Zulia”, when he found out that the “Bridge over Lake Maracaibo” is so called, because the lake runs underneath it.

Brother! You see that this card is recharged as if it were the bus from Maracaibo - El Moján at rush hour.

Goddess! Let's start with María Corina, alias “La Sayo”, because she is more obstinate than a penguin walking in Los Medanos de Coro, and it's no shame because all the terrorist plans she had planned took advantage of the conflict between Israel and Iran; and I'll tell you why.

Cousin! , as I informed you last week, María Corina was going to get involved in the war escalation in the Middle East to spread the false news that Iran was going to use Venezuela as a platform to attack the United States, all this to harm the dialogues between the White House and the Super Mustache; to look good and play the game with Marco Rubio, alias “Little Marco”, because the “Malaysian” is in his visceral obsession with Venezuelans, every day he insists on Trump that Venezuela is a threat, in other words, María Corina is only repeating what her boss Marco Rubio says to her; and it is obvious that La Sayo had to find a way to make a mockery because the international community has more ignored it than a 5-minute voice note on WhatsApp.

Brother! our cooperating patriot who is the community manager of Sayo sent you this information so that you can send it to your friend the minister; listen carefully to this Diosdado! which is not a joke. María Corina Machado in cooperation with Iván Simonovis, alias “The Swindler Reindeer”, has among her macabre plans to attack a well-known Jewish temple in Caracas with explosives to blame the Iranian embassy and the Venezuelan government for this terrorist act. In addition, La Sayo was also lobbying so that the “supposed” crown prince of the extinct monarchy of Iran, Reza Pahlavi, would meet with Inmundo González and set up an international show to speak ill of Iran and Venezuela. Goddess! , but since María Corina is saltier than an anchovy pizza, once again the plans didn't work out the way she wanted, she was left waiting for the Ayatollah to be overthrown. Cousin! , Cousin! Be very careful because whoever believes that peace is already cooked and that they are not going to try anything else is an unwary person.

Brother! Another information sent to you by the Sayo community manager is that María Corina's advisors told her that it was a mistake for her to call again in public for a foreign military intervention against Venezuela, since this issue generates a lot of rejection among the population, both among Venezuelans who are in the country and among migrants who want to return. Cousin! I thought that this joke was more intelligent, how is María Corina going to say that she wants to care about the country or the migrants, and at the same time ask for war aggression or lead us to a civil war? Goddess! Take note of this, not even the pollster Chimba de la Sayo, who say “Meganalysis” could cover up the numbers. Brother! The rejection of Sayo outweighs the rejection of Guaidó, so when she saw the disaster of her statements, Sayo sent her list of longliners to say that she had not wanted to say that, but everything was recorded and the whole world saw it, heard it.

Cousin! Poor Sayo! , makes more mistakes than an old Canon printer.

Brother! , let's move on with another trick I have for you. It turns out that our cooperating patriot “El Madrileño”, who is still undercover in the Inmundo González team, sent you information that has just come out of the oven. It turns out that La Sayo sent Pedro Urruchurtututu, alias “Mango Aguado”, to Spain with two very clear objectives: (1) To absolutely control Chespirito and turn him into a more radical political figure; (2) to displace the influence of Leopoldo López and Ledezma in Madrid. Brother! to fulfill this last task, Mango Aguado is lobbying the Popular Party, and has given it more evidence about the corruption of Juan Guaidó, alias “Juanito Aspirador”, and Leopoldo López, alias “The Wireless Princess”. Goddess! Remember that María Corina's plan is to take away all the political influence that Leopoldo López has in Spain so that when she has to take asylum in that country, to have the ground ready.

Cousin! , our cooperating patriot “El Gringo” who moves more than a dog's tail, is looking for information in the empire about the plans of the fascist opposition. El Gringo sent you to say that María Corina offered her partner, Congresswoman María Elvira Salazar, alias “La Malandra Elvira”, a significant percentage of CITGO's commercialization if she helps María Corina to change the CITGO Ad-Hoc Board to displace Leopoldo López and control her. Goddess! , the Gringo sent you to say that the Republican congresswoman is already moving to Washington to try to materialize this business, but she says it's going to be difficult, since the Trump administration doesn't want to know anything related to Sayo because they say that “it's more useless than a remote control without batteries.”

Cousin, do you remember when my cousin Tuqueque, who is still living and operating in Quito, sent you the information that a paramilitary camp operating in the north of Ecuador had moved to Colombian territory? Do you remember that later our cooperating patriots El Paisa and El Cachaco confirmed this information and linked it to the attacks against Colombian senator Miguel Uribe Turbay? Good God, grab hold of your chair because here comes the atomic bomb.

That same paramilitary camp that is located in a mountainous area in the department of Santander in Colombia, and which we have already infiltrated it, will try to mobilize to Venezuela in the second week of July, one of the many routes they have is to enter the country through a path on the border with Cucuta. Goddess! the plan is to enter Venezuela paramilitary elements that will begin to create small pockets of chaos to try to suspend the elections and thereby provoke the anger of the Chavista base. Sayo's order is for the Chavistas to flock up and take to the streets to sell it as a civil revolt and not as an act of political terrorism. Brother! for those who still support María Corina, and for herself, the date of July 28 is a crucial date.

Cousin! On the other hand, I am sending you to the WeChat group “Resteados con Super Mustache” the exact coordinates of the place where the paramilitary camp is located with the names, surnames and nationalities of the mercenaries. Primo, our cooperating patriot “Vita Fer” sent you other information that for national security reasons I can't tell you here. But I do take the opportunity to tell those Malaysians that, this time, they won't pass by either!

On the other hand, Brother! , I have a better gossip for you than a tweet from JuaniAspirador when you cross the line. Our cooperating patriot “El Pejoteco”, who goes back and forth looking for information for us, sent you to say that Capriles, alias “Liceo de Noche”, (now they call him that because he is more lonely than a piece lost on the beach), is very sad, since none of the opposition candidates who will run for mayors want to invite him when the campaign starts because they say that Capriles is scarier than opening an umbrella inside a house, they say that he is a scarier vote and that he is more indecisive than a traffic light flashing. Another one they don't want to invite to campaign is Tomas Guanipa, alias “Cacique 500”, because that's another one who doesn't move people and has lost a lot of trust.

Cousin! , other information sent to you by El Pejoteco, is that Juan Pablo Guanipa's advisors, alias “Tequeño Crudo”, are preparing his eldest son, Ramón Guanipa, as his political substitute, but this time with a more radical political image and greater confrontation against the government. The community managers of Tequeño Siniestro, Ana Milagros Parra, alias “Coco Seco” and the guys from the “Politik” platform are the ones who are advising Ramón Guanipa and are taking advantage of getting some resources out of him because they know that his father, the Tequeño Desabrido, left some well-groomed covers for that guy.

Brother! Since you always ask me not to forget to send you information about what is happening in Zulia, I tell you that our cooperating patriot, who is the driver of Bella Vista's pushchairs and is also a member of A New Time, heard in the corridors of the UNT headquarters in Las Mercedes that Manuel Rosales, alias “The Philosopher of Zulia” gave the order to Zulay Medin, who manages the copper, to please not invest a single dollar in the campaign for mayor of Marací Aibo because that mayor's office is going to be lost because even the same UNT members are thinking of voting for our candidate Gian Carlo Di Martino, since he is the one who has the managerial capacity to modernize Maracaibo with the help of our governor Luis Caldera and our Commander in Chief Super Mustache.

Goddess! I want to take this opportunity to tell you something personal, that even mom doesn't know. You know that Nakarí, the mother of your godson Hugo Nicolás, spoke to me this morning and proposed to give me parental authority for the baby because she says she can't control it, because the little pussy talks a lot, asks more questions than a CICPC, eats more than a termite and grows faster than a bush of sideburns, who would that boy have gone out to? Cousin! What do I do?

Good brother! , I'm leaving you because I'm going out to grab the guard at the SEBIN base.

Good God! I love you more than the gigantic mixed hamburger that is called “Sombrero” that they sell where Pedrito, on the sides of the La Paz residential area, which weighs 3 kilos, is on two floors and is for ten people; that they serve it between two innkeepers as it is; with the bread that has sesonjolí seeds and they steam it to make it feel soft; with juicy meat, grilled chicken, cutlet and smoked ham; with yellow cheese, zebu cheese and plenty of good bacon fried; with cabbage, carrots grated into long strips, slices of tomatoes and onions; that They also throw half a dozen fried eggs with the watery yellow yolk so that the juice comes out when you bite it; with a whole teapot of red sauce, white sauce and a single shot of mustard. To drink, the respective 3-liter Big Cola in a big glass with ice. For dessert, if it's not abuse, because I'm trying to diet, just a triple sensation wafer that comes with a ball of rum with raisins, another of pistachio and the other ball of plum, which fill it with plenty of condensed milk.

What I love you is dick cousin, you take care of me