Desperate! Find out why Marco Rubio decided to play the La Sayo card

Published at: 23/04/2025 09:28 PM

April 23, 2025

Location: Valle Arriba Golf Club

Patriota del Valle Arriba Country Club

Hello Gordooooooooo! Chubby! How are you? I'm super cool, super relaxed, I'm right now drinking some mimosas and collecting Cori's ashes, wait! don't think badly! I'll explain! You know that during Holy Week we burned Judas to express our rejection of traitors, and this time my friend María Corina was the most burned in the whole country, even here in the club, where the high level of Caracas lives together! , that is, the last names of the last names we also decided to burn Cori for her betrayal of Venezuelans, that is, hellllooooooouu!

As I told you, I stayed in Caracas to watch the Cori, I toured the seven temples asking for the mental health of my friends, but I think that there is no longer a miracle that can make it change. Cori's last note is that she now believes she is the liberator of the continent, she goes around like crazy saying that thanks to her, Ecuador was freed, and that now she's going to liberate Venezuela, Colombia, Nicaragua, Cuba and Colonia Tovar, please! Goddess Josée! , explain to me how can Cori create that film if she can't even go out to Plaza Venezuela because of her delusions of persecution?

Drunk! , Cori's delusions lead her to say more inconsistencies every day. Cori insists on talking about the fact that things are accelerating, I don't understand what she is referring to, could it be that she creates an engine that accelerates and decelerates? Cori is so delusional that in the middle of Holy Week he told Carla Angola in an interview that Nico Maduro can't stand internal pressure, that people here in Venezuela are killing themselves and that they are ready to go out and overthrow the government. God! When the show ended I said Cori! How are you going to say that, if the beaches were overflowing with people and there was no room for a soul in the churches, what internal pressure are you talking about? The poor woman stared at the ceiling and began to sing as if she were possessed.

Speaking of Holy Week, God! , you noticed that the campaign to publish videos with complaints about the alleged increase in crime and violence in Caracas went silent, well! , that's not free, that's because they couldn't continue with their montages because of the deployment of the “safe Holy Week operation” led by your friend the minister's handsome friend, and the truth is that there wasn't a space where there wasn't a police officer. Hopefully! Cori and Magalí desist from continuing that show.

My sugar-free coconut candy! , during Holy Week I ate a lot, so I started dieting, remember that Cori is a fatphobic and if she sees me as fat she will no longer want to be my friend, much less now that she creates a “Lady Iron”, Diosdi! , the worst thing that can happen to a person is to believe their own lies and even more so if it is Marco Rubio himself who feeds them to you.

God or Joseph! , only a fool can believe that appearing in Time magazine is a free and heroic act, well not my mango jelly made in the Furrial! , dating Time is as easy as having a good public relations officer, political influence, or a lot of money. To give you an idea, 88% of Time magazine's revenue comes from advertising and only 12% from subscriptions, so I answered you. Chubby! , think, use neurons, if Time were a totally serious magazine, never! I would have included Juan Guaidó's louse in his list of important personalities, please!

My bread with gluten-free bread! Relax for a while because I'm going to tell you a horror story, I'm going to reveal what's behind Cori's appearance on the Time100 list and Cori's friendship with Littel's louse Marco. Diosdado, Listen To Me! It turns out that for this edition, Time magazine included five members of the Donald Trump administration among the 100 most influential people. Guess who wasn't among those five? , yes! , the Little Marco Rubio, daring baby! I'll explain it to you with pears and apple. Time100 recognized the influence of Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Vice President Vance, the Secretary of Commerce and the Secretary of Health, oh my God! God or Joseph! , for Donald Trump and for Time the most influential is Robert F. Kennedy Jr. (Secretary of Health), who was left out by Secretary of State Marco Rubio and more alone than Cori on the San Blas pier.

So eeeessss! Marco Rubio, full of hate and anger, paid and made every effort to include Cori in the Time100 list, but not to praise her as she thinks. It turns out that Rubio applied to Cori on the condition that he should write the prologue and thus be able to be mentioned by the magazine, even if it's as the editor of Cori's presentation, that's right! a supporting actor well, what an embarrassment!

Of course Cori, who believes her own lies, is walking on clouds. Cori is so happy that Rubio is using it, that she even forgot to write something on April 19 on her social networks, that is, zero patriotism. Cori is living her five minutes of fame worse than a superstar and doesn't mind portraying herself as Little Marco's best friend. Cori sold the TIME100 publication as a great success, when the truth is that in 2019 they did exactly the same thing with Juan Guaidó and it was Juan Manuel Santos who wrote the review, ¡Diosdi! It's a script!

But notice something! My fritter with cheese! , I started thinking and said to myself: “myself, if Little Marco is so powerful and important, why wasn't he the one who wrote the presentation of Catire Trump for the Time100 list?” We all know that Little Marco wants to be the next candidate for the presidency of the United States and his deck to use is the subject of Venezuela because the deck of Cuba has already been defeated because in 27 years of his political career, Rubio has not been able to beat my Cuban friends. The aspirations of Little Marco's louse are in the eye of the upper echelons of the MAGA, where Rubio is not well received, My Baby Gerber! , Rubio is being cooked without him realizing it, you'll remember the Sifri.

My Banana Brownie! , I talked to Cori, but you know what she's like who doesn't listen. Cori believes that being the friend of Rubio's louse empowers her, but when Rubio is burned, she will have a very expensive bill to pay to Catire Trump, as well as the bill she still has to pay to support Kamala.

God! Don't you think you should advise Cori? I'm telling you this because Little Marco is using it as his battle shield just as he did at the time with Lilian Tintori, Crazy Leo and Juan Guaidó's lousy one.

My Apple Jam! , I'm going to tell you why Marco Rubio's louse decided to play with Cori. It turns out that the cards are drawn, if Rubio is fired tomorrow he will be left without political office because he resigned from being a senator, that is, Marco Rubio has nothing to lose and that is why he decides to use María Corina to deceive Trump as he did with the lousy of Guaidó, and thus see what he achieves in the fight with Venezuela.

Rubio uses Cori to collect, move and launder money from ExxonMobil and Colombian drug trafficking. Rubio also uses Cori to sell the hope of radicalism and thereby sabotage the negotiating initiatives that Trump had placed in the hands of Richard Grenell. They are partners and are going to end very badly.

Cori forgets that Marco Rubio has built an empty political career based on anti-communist discourse against Cuba, Nicaragua and Venezuela. Rubio uses Cori to reinforce his image as a defender of freedom in Latin America, but no one believes that story anymore because, as I told you, what has Rubio achieved in 27 years of political career other than to impose suffocation and pain on Cuba, Venezuela and all the countries over which he holds a deep resentment?

Chubby! , Cori's supposed friendship with Little Marco only leaves her in a very bad position, darn it! Cori is a partner of Marco Rubio, and Rubio is the same person who asked Trump to eliminate TPS for Venezuelans in the United States, that is, Cori is jointly responsible for taking away Venezuelans in the United States of their TPS, the parole, persecuting them and deporting them to El Salvador. Chubby! This is horrible even with h interspersed.

My chocolate cake with oatmeal, let's change the subject. Do you remember that I warned you that there would be fraud in Ecuador? Aha! , Sifri compliments you. I, who have been friends with Cori for so many years, who is a cheater, saw it clearly from day one, it was the same script.

It is no coincidence that they will make a television show with Erick Prince saying that they were attacking violent gangs when in fact they were making pacts with the Ecuadorian mafias to maintain power; it is no coincidence that Leopoldo López had several emissaries and representatives of Popular Will active in Ecuador and close to the Noboa party, such as Luis Magallanes, much less was it a coincidence that Cori sent people from Súmate .

With the illegitimate election of Daniel Noboa, Ecuador is the new scene of the conspiracies that are under way, against our country and the region. Bone aaaaaa! , to make it clearer to you, Ecuador will be used as a base territory to attack Venezuela, which is why the first to congratulate Noboa were the pseudo friends María Elvira Salazar and Cori, especially confirming that with Noboa in power they will liberate the region, Diosdi! I don't know, but I still don't understand what they call freeing us.

Right now I'm becoming toxic and I'll tell you what Cori has on her agenda. She has been involved in the launch of her VEN movement, in fact they are already appointing those responsible for areas to start operating in a more visible way and the great coordinator of everything is Juan Pablo Guanipa, who says that they are going to train there for the resistance, haha! It is said by a louse who is a coward and he doesn't care that there are people paying for his mistakes; they are also preparing acts of destabilization for the days leading up to and during the first of May, by the way, the Maryurí, the one who does my nails, sent me the names of several financiers and conspirators for this activity, I'll give you only one: Attorney Manuel López, I'll send the rest to you by signal; for tomorrow the Crazy people from the Argentinian embassy in Caracas want to put on a show, but they are convincing them that in silence they look better; of course Cori will continue to bet on the internal fracture of Chavism, so I propose that from now on we walk in arms, so that Cori sees us closer together than ever.

Quite the opposite of Chavism, Cori appears to be strong, but the reality is that the international community does not want her. Only Little Marco supports it out of convenience and that's where the Crazy Cubans come in; it's also supported by the Uribe-Duque clan, the undead of the Idea group, and sometimes the president of the European Parliament; who here between you and me, didn't even send her a message of happy Easter and that makes Cori very sad. Apart from that, Cori only maintains a wide network of lobbies and payroll 2.0, because even my aunt Corina Parisca is no longer loving her.

I write to you and I feel like in the movie Lady and the Wanderer, I'm a princess and you're a Cacri.

Miss me, remember that you are my baby Fiufiu.

Mazo News Team