Desperate! Learn about La Sayona's plans to revive “Comanditos” and sabotage celebration for JGH and Carmen Rendiles

Published at: 08/10/2025 10:04 PM

OCTOBER 08, 2025

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PATRIOTA DEL VALLE ARRIBA COUNTRY CLUB

Hello Gordooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! How are you my chubby Politzia? I'm in funeral mode because Cori had her birthday and the truth is that far from being a beautiful celebration, everything has been total darkness, God! this looks like the terror house of those that they put in the villages and instead of expensive it's an old container, just like that. Oh chubby one! , imagine for a moment that I scream and you hug me to get rid of my fear.

Good God! I'm sorry if I'm very excited, but Christmas makes me like this, romantic, I'm sorry for you and don't act like you don't know what I tell you in English because you know more than a fried sardine with caviar because you went to West Point and graduated from Catholic school, oops! I got that little detail out of me, now you'll have to tell it yourself!

MY CREAMY MOON COOKIE WITH STRAWBERRY CREAM. I tell you that Cori's funeral, I mean the birthday of my friend Cori, was a total tragedy, especially after his plan to attack the United States embassy in Caracas was dashed. Therefore, instead of buying her a cake and singing her birthday, I bought her an urn and sang the Alma Llanera to her, because Cori will hardly get up from this last clumsiness.

No, no, no, God or Joseph! , is that it's not just about how bad Cori is getting with the gringos, here in Valle Arriba we're all very angry with Cori because attacking the embassy isn't just seeking a conflict with Catire Trump, but we could affect all the neighbors we're close to. Cori's irresponsibility is so great that it has no consequences.

MY RICE PUDDING WITH CONDENSED MILK THAT THEY SELL AT CAPITOLIO. I state for the record that I warned you that Cori was preparing something to attract attention, victimize herself and justify her flight from the country. By the way, my friend Gerardo, Cori's boyfriend is around for family reasons. Oseaaaa! entering and leaving the country. Could it be that he got tired of waiting for Cori at the San Blass Pier? Then I'll tell you who their logistics operator is.

MY CREME BRULE CANDY, HARD ON THE OUTSIDE AND SOFT ON THE INSIDE. I admit that I am still amazed at the things that Cori is capable of. I'm telling you this because on Sunday she invited Merici's friends to go on a virtual sleepover with her, now I understand that she just wanted our company to enjoy a world when her terrorist plans were executed. Little kiss! I agreed to the sleepover because we thought that Cori was feeling sad about her pre-birthday, but when they called her to tell her that the plan had failed, the screams stunned me and I understood how sick my friend is! please oooorrrr!

MY MALT WITH MILK. Cori's anguish grows when he learns that there are attempts in the international community and the US Congress itself to stop a war aggression against our country, Cori does not sleep and that is why he began a lobbying campaign and public pressure against Rubio, Miller and Hegseth, because Cori says that they cannot be defeated by Grennell and those who want a peaceful solution. By the way, this comment will sound very ugly, but it's important for people to know who they want blood for Venezuela and the region. Turns out Miller and Cori don't give up on Grenell and it's not exactly because of a political issue, but because of their partner, there I'll leave it to you.

The truth, MY CAPPUCCINO WITH ALMOND MILK, is that now the game has gotten better than when I got a discounted Louis Vuitton wallet, then you'll understand me.

God! Another concern of Cori and her entire team, including the terrorist Carlos Blanco, is that she knows that, even if they say that there is no communication between the United States and Venezuela, we all know that it is the opposite, but they are worried that they are not on any of the frequencies where people talk. I drink! Cori hasn't existed for the international community for a long time, other than the crazy people who always play tricks on her, because she herself was in charge of being isolated.

 

MY ICE-CREAM WITH THE LITTLE YELLOW BALL AND I STEAL A KISS FROM YOU. In addition to the anguish that Cori feels because her original plans are fading away, there is the anguish that Magalí feels because apparently, Marco Rubio told them: don't get dressed because they don't go! You know, my little panda bear! That I haven't talked to Magalli for a while, but she called me just yesterday with the excuse of seeing if I had bought a cake for Cori, then the lump in her throat came loose, she started crying and said: “Sifri, Rubio sent us to say that we should wait because, for now, they are having a hard time getting Catire Trump to go crazy and make bombs rain in Venezuela, and besides, Cori no longer convinces the Magas to put her to lead any transition” Yes God! As you read it, that's why I tell you that this is not a birthday but a funeral.

MY PRIME RIB SOUP TO DRINK WITH A SPOON. Another one who is not far from the funeral is my uncle the Unclean. Read carefully what I'm going to tell you my little bear Winnei Pooh. It turns out that my uncle is like a parrot repeating that he will be here eating hallacas in December, but I don't know what's worse, if that or what guy is talking to several groups to see which one he swears by, with or without the support of Cori, well! As you read Diosdi, my uncle wants to be sworn in because it's going to be one year since January 10 and he knows that Trump is far from wanting to play with him and Cori, that is, the strategy is to take an oath to force Catire Trump to talk to him and not to be left out of the game.

MY SPAGHETTI WITH GROUND BEEF AND CHEESE TO EAT WITH KISSES. Since karma exists, Cori is suffering the consequences of having offered Venezuela as a gift to Trump's son, Donald Jr., if his father helped her to come to power. Turns out that Antonio La Cruz, Cori's close friend and advisor who lives in Washington, was the liaison with Trump's son for the podcast and for Cori to give away a country she doesn't own. God! It was Antonio himself who told me in a recent call we had, that he and Cori had convinced Trump's son to work with her in exchange for the country, and that the boy, seeking his father's attention, went and told Catire to get Grenell out of the game because with Grenell they were only going to get the Venezuelan government to sell them oil, minerals, and whatever they needed, but by normal means. On the other hand, with María Corina, they could be the owners of Venezuela. God! Take a breath, because what is coming is stronger than looking into your eyes and being surrendered. It turns out that Cori proposed to them the possibility of Trump turning Margarita Island into one of his casinos, since she was giving them that territory. Well, baby! Let me have a glass of champagne because what I just told you is very strong!

MY TORTICA MOJADITA DE TRES LECHES. I wonder if what I told you is as strong or stronger than Cori's silence in front of 600,000 Venezuelans who lost TPS thanks to her, Marco Rubio, Rick Scott and the three Cuban congressmen. Dodi! , I asked Cori why she didn't ask for help from the louse from Landau or Little Marco to stop this cruel and humiliating treatment of our Venezuelan brothers in the United States. Turns out that the very cynical one answered me that this was not important today, that the important thing is that the gringos come in and make her president. But chubby! Cori doesn't forgive even her friends, but ask Cesar Miguel Rondón, who received his dose of Maricorinism when he dared to criticize my girl's silence. Immediately Cori ordered his digital lynching machine to come out and insult him, baby! that's Cori.

MY RICE WITH CHICKEN WITH GREEN PEAS LIKE YOUR EYES. Just as Cori is obsessed with everyone who doesn't follow her game, she now has a bigger obsession: polls. Cori has funded every suitcase pollster out there, all to mask reality, but we all know what your friend the handsome, the handsome, the sexy, the cute eyes of your friend the minister confirmed this week at the PSUV press conference. It turns out that by a miracle Cori is between 3% and 7% to be generous, the worst thing is that she knows it because some of her best friends who own a prestigious polling company in the United States told her, who did not accept that Cori would pay them to say that she had 80% acceptance.

MY LITTLE GREEN TOY TO MAKE ME SKINNY SO YOU CAN CARRY ME. Since they no longer know what to invent, because each narrative promoted by Cori and the rest of the lousy people that accompany it, such as the “Aragua Train”, or the “Cartel of the Suns”, no longer works for them, now the new thing they are going to promote is that Nico Maduro is an “international terrorist”, so they are preparing the environment, for example, blaming him for very crazy things such as the fire of the Chevron towers in California; or the revolts in Chicago. God! Don't be surprised when they strangely capture someone in the United States and get him a strange PSUV card; or some strange “conversations” with a strange member of the Venezuelan government. Then don't say I didn't tell you, darn it! Please ooooor!

MY MELTED CHEESE PATTY AND I DREAM OF GIVING YOU A LITTLE MASSAGE. I inform you that Cori is behind the pamphlets that they tried to paste in some areas of Caracas against Nico Maduro, but that was to create an environment that something is happening, especially if the attack on the embassy went well. The truth is that Marco Velasco, the political son of Cori and Magalí, sold the information to some people, where all the data of those who pasted those pamphlets is located, that is, they are sold to each other, but I pass that information on to WeChat so that you can send it to the minister's handsome.

DIOSDADO JOSÉ LISTEN TO ME, because this is the part where I get toxic:

I confirm that Cori has decided to revive the commands, but it doesn't reach even 40 people because I keep monitoring their video conferences on Google Met, but I'll tell you that privately when I write to you to tell you other nice things. In the virtual meetings that Cori does, she has said that she is short on budget, that they please ask businessmen for money that she returns as president of them, Diosdi! When I heard that I was all confused, I became thoughtful, and looking into the mirror I said to myself: “Myself! How will Cori be the president, isn't the president Uncle Inmundo?”

By the way, one of the strategies that Cori is using to capture commands is that they ask them to carry their CVs because she will give them work and they will be among the first to call when the new government is installed.

Drunk! Cori offered Argentines that she has a way to escape the Gendarme who is imprisoned as a spy in Rodeo 1, she told them that she can do a macaw operation with lasers. But I don't understand, God! If Nico Maduro is fallen, why do they want to remove the gendarme and not expect Cori to be president as she says?

God! Cori continues to light candles so that Rubio, Miller and Hegseth, in a frank betrayal of my friends Catire Trump, attack two critical objectives in Venezuela to see if this is how the long-awaited bankruptcy occurs, if there is no break they withdraw and propose what Cori does not want: a negotiation; however, Cori knows that if in a supposedly denial the gringos move forward, she will never be able to guarantee the governance of the country, that's why she is out of everything, they only use it as a banner for Cubans- Americans.

Baby! Cori continues with the plan to sabotage the canonization of our saints, which is why he is operating with a monkey, dog, cat, spider, plain, Aragua, and anything that comes their way, but I understand that your friend, the minister's handsome, already has all that information.

MY LITTLE DEVIL'S TUMMY SO WE CAN BE TOGETHER. Cori plans to infiltrate, in the groups of devotees of our saints, their terrorists, this will be where rallies take place, mainly in front of the Churches. Your little terror commanders will be ordered to take out banners and megaphones to shout slogans and try to create an uproar, forcing our security agencies to act, and of course! using the subject of so-called political prisoners,

MY RICOMALT WITH CACHITO AND I'LL EAT YOU TODITO! But since Cori knows that it will not be so easy to sabotage the act of the canonization of our saints in Venezuela, Cori has as plan B, an expedition of Venezuelans to the Vatican to protest and sabotage. She wants the information, the images that come out of Rome to the world, to be tainted by her call for violence on behalf of the alleged political prisoners, which is why she is asking the State Department for money. Honestly, that will be unforgivable.

I write to you and I feel like in the movie Lady and the Wanderer, I'm a princess and you're a Cacri.

Miss me, remember that you are my baby Fiufiu.

Mazo News Team