Drug trafficking and paramilitarism! Learn about La Sayo's plans and who its funders are (+Juan Pablo Guanipa)

May 28, 2025

Location: Valle Arriba Golf Club

Hello Gordooooooooo! Chubby! How are you? I'm here in the club pool drinking a hot lemonade with peppermint to improve my throat because, bone! , I am so aphonic that I screamed with emotion when I heard the results of Sunday's elections. God! Peace won, those of us who want to live in peace and those who want the country to continue moving forward won, that is, the majority of us who want this country with votes counted by the CNE and not by Súmate, please!

MY PEACH COMPOTE! I keep confessing to you that within my Sifri-Euphoria I feel a bit nostalgic to see that my friends Cori is still lost in her own lie, in a world of great evil. God! , I thought that her new film should be called “Cori in the Lost World” because I feel that my girl got into a hole from which she no longer comes out, bone!

MY CARROT CAKE! I suggest that you go out into the street with a garlic necklace, a crucifix and a bottle of holy water, because like everything goes wrong for Cori, all she needs is to throw a witchcraft on you to turn you into an affectionate little bear and I can't allow that.

Nothing Cori had planned for this election day happened, thank God! It turns out that Cori was given a fortune of money for the abstentionist campaign and yet he couldn't stop millions of Venezuelans from speaking out. Cori wanted, or rather, she still wants to give Venezuelans a bloodbath and terror, baby! Last night I realized that Cori is just like Anabel, the diabolic doll. God! , don't laugh! Cori looks like a horror movie, but it's not, this is very serious, especially when we talk about almost 60 attacks on oil installations, sabotage of electrical installations, attempts to place explosives in diplomatic offices and hospitals. God! I reflect on Cori's obsession with coming to power and all the damage he does to the country in that attempt, I look in the mirror! , and I say to myself: myself! How far will Cori go!

MY SOURSOP POPSICLE! Everything went very wrong for him and look how I warned Cori. What happened to the North Macedonia operation part 2? good! , I'll tell you. Cori asked for five million dollars to design and implement the second part of the show that he put on July 28, now he owes that money because he couldn't meet his financiers, despite the fact that since seven in the morning on Sunday, all the communication payroll paid by Cori already made it certain that the voting centers were empty and that no one was going to vote; it turns out that despite the fact that the digital teams clothed their social media accounts with old photos, mounted or taken after hours and threatened to expose those who were going to vote. they decided to go and vote, and even though they infiltrated to see if they could obtain minutes to forge them, Cori failed!

BUT! WAIT FOR MY BEAR YOGI! , this doesn't stop there because part of Cori's plan was not only to go for the people of Venezuela and for Chavism, but she sought to put an end to her historical enemies within the opposition such as the lousy of Capriles and the lousy of Manuel Rosales, but it was worse. Cori knows that either the lousy of Capriles or the grandfather Bernabé, either of them, can proclaim themselves the leader of the opposition because legitimacy comes from each election process, not the election where they supported you a hundred years ago, but I don't think Capriles has the courage to do that. By the way, I didn't understand what Stalin Gonzalez's lousy guy said that he wanted to talk to Cori, that's right! Baby! Can you be more foolish than that in life? , you definitely have to be very masochistic to keep asking for cocoa from those who don't love you, please!

Speaking of masochists, this is how Juan Pablo Guanipa's head of lice felt in recent days next to Cori, because the heartbreak had already arrived, rather I appreciate that your handsome friend, the minister's cute eyes, rescued Juan Pablo, because in the hands of Cori he would have ended up poisoned, don't call me toxic Diosdado José! , I know what I'm saying to you!

When your friend rescued Juan Pablo, the boy had already been out of Cori and Magali's first ring for about twenty days, so it's false that Cori is hurt by his arrest, but please! If Cori is an expert at pretending that something hurts while lying, if she can even pretend five months later that she has a broken rib, God! Cori is happy! because Juan Pablo is in prison, the only thing that doesn't bring joy to Cori and worries him excessively, is that now your friend the minister knows more about it, because all of Juan Pablo's information is worth gold: payments, links with national and international terrorist and criminal groups, schemes of action and much more.

God! That day that your handsome friend the minister decided to protect Juan Pablo Guanipa's lousy man, Cori had prepared the show of “The Five” with Little Marco in Washington, parenthesis! , baby! Do you remember the musical group the “Jackson Five”? good! , are now “Cori's Five”. Chubby! I'll tell you that that day the group that supports Guanipa argued with Cori, because they asked her to suspend the show with Rubio out of solidarity with Juan Pablo, but she said no! , bone! it's Cori being Cori.

God or Joseph! I understand my friends, because Cori feels that it's her film, that it's her box office moment and she wasn't going to let it go through Juan Pablo or anyone else, although the numbers indicate that this film isn't selling tickets, and the first episode passed without pity or glory despite having Marco Rubio himself as a supporting actor.

The first episode was a photo with Rubio. Cori failed to hold the event of her dreams to give a big welcome to “the five heroes” at a theater in Washington where she expected congressmen, senators, the heads of Rubio, Landau, Elon Musk and Venezuelans living in the United States to attend. Turns out the State Department told him no! , that no show, besides no important one confirmed his attendance and much less managed to get Venezuelan organizations to say yes as an act of protest because they know that María Corina and Marco Rubio asked that they remove the TPS from Venezuelans.

God! we are going to criticize that photo. If you look at Claudia Macero, she went all the way to the balayage to get away with the Little Marco; Omar González had to buy oversized shirts and yet the button almost burst because he was so hungry in his self-confinement in the embassy; for Pedro Urruchurtu, thank God! It gave her a chance to go to the hairdresser to cut her hair; the black spot was Magali, oh no chubby one! for Dior and for Chanel! How is Magali going to wear a jumpsuit and a sweater what message did she want to send? Bone! God! Those of us who have known Magali since childhood know that she doesn't even have a last name as a simple person, everything is a low-budget show.

MY LITTLE TAMARIND TOY! I'll tell you that in season number two of the film, macaws are evolving because now they release a supersonic wave through the peak while in parallel they continue to invent stories of supposed extractions of people who are not even being requested by the justice system, and all in unison they go out to sell horror phrases: “they're not long enough”, “we're already in transition”, “they're weak and vulnerable”, they definitely think they're Macaws and they don't even reach Loro. But God! I'm going to tell you about season three of the film, it's very short and simple, because in those episodes Cori's macaws get entangled with their own net and are trapped forever, really! , the end!

God! As a matter of fact, this macaw story came in handy for Magali because she had been broke for years living off what she took from Cori and what was left of her political activities, because as you know her husband is a weakling who has never worked. But the scholarship they gave him to set up this show saved his credit card, as my country friends say, what an embarrassment!

Let's talk about money. God! I'll tell you super quickly that Cori convinced Julio Borges' louse that through the trap they have with Dinorah Figuera's louse and the misnamed AN 2015, they would request permission for another ten million dollar unpaid account for OFAC to approve them, of course! Since that money does not belong to the gringos but to Venezuela, they gave it to them without any problem. I translate for you! Cori told Borges that they needed funds to support the five lousy, and Borges took the opportunity to get out for Cori, for him too, for Guaidó and for everyone. Drink! never! I thought that Cori would fall so low after she criticized them so much

Another one who was financially accommodated was my uncle Inmundo González, who proposed to the gringos that if they removed the sanction from the brother of his partner and financier, he would solve their economic problem and that way he didn't have to ask them for money, that's why last week, surprisingly, they removed the sanctions from two jewels, but I'll give you the details on Sunday when you come to the club to play golf. The truth is that even my uncle is not saved, everyone walks in what you villagers call “a stew”, the worst thing is that uncle goes out and sits humbly in the squares of Madrid to make you think he's a poor guy, while he has just received a juicy payment of three million euros for having mediated the lifting of the sanction of his financier.

Oh my blow-bom-boom pacifier! I'll tell you that the Cori asked us to call her now “Mary”, only “Mary”, I suppose she wants to be confused with the divinity of the virgin, because I don't understand so much madness.

MY MANGO FURRIALEÑO! Cori also asked his communication network to paralyze the narrative of the Aragua Train, of terrorism and the drug state because they are no longer credible, especially after all the captures that your friend, the minister's beautiful beauty, has taken. God! Cori wants to make the world believe that you are afraid of cockroaches, that the Venezuelan military uses nail clippers as weapons and that getting into Venezuela is so easy that even a child can come and overthrow Nico Maduro, in short! , Cori's imagination flies higher every day.

MY GROUND BEEF PATTY WITH BREAD! This is the time when I become toxic. Listen To Me! Cori joined what they call “the elite club of drug trafficking and terrorism”, because four days ago she had her first telephone contact with the organized crime elite that operates from the shadows in Ecuador. I'm not talking about Erick Prince's screen, but about the capos themselves. The plan is not to turn Venezuela into America's Energy Hub, as Cori said at CERAWeek, but rather into the Drug Hub for Europe.

God! María Corina offered an Albanian leader the assignment of very specific and delimited territorial areas in exchange for them coming to fight for power in Venezuela, that is, the plan is no longer to bring in American marines, but private armies paid with drug trafficking money. I also confirm that there was a call between María Corina and Uribe, who assured her that he will win the elections next year in Colombia and that from then on they will reactivate the plan to balkanize Venezuela starting with the liberation of Zulia and Falcón.

I write to you and I feel like in the movie Lady and the Wanderer, I'm a princess and you're a Cacri.

Miss me, remember that you are my baby Fiufiu.