End of the mirage! Find out why La Sayo's political balance and funding are running out

Published at: 07/10/2026 10:09 PM

Caracas, October 7, 2026

From the place that you know where the thing comes from

Patriota del Valle Arriba Country Club

Hello, gordoooooooooooooooooooooooooo! How are you, my chubby politzia, my baby Gerber del Furrial, my spoiled baby, the most beloved man in this country and its surroundings? I'm in the mood for a funeral celebration. Yes, don't look at me like that. Today is my friend Cori's birthday, darling! , they are 57 years old, baby! But, instead of being in celebration mode, we are in funeral mode, because until today my girl has not been able to arrive as she wanted to for Maiquetía. Apart from that, his term of office of the Nobel Prize ran out before he arrived in Miraflores and, as if that weren't enough, Cori still leaves the daisy because he knows that, no matter how much he invents, says or does, he has run out of money to call his former friends. The one who understood, understood!

Reaching this age turned into an international jester is something that I never imagined could happen to my dear friend, who always got what she wanted and walked the runway of arrogance and contempt for those she believes are not her level. As if there were no shortage of stripes on the zebra, add the morbid and dying game that “it comes today”, “it comes tomorrow”, “it has arrived”. That only shows the urgency that Cori has to prevent people from stopping naming her. On second thought, maybe that's our turn: maybe I should stop writing about Cori and you banish her from the movie theater. That way it would end up disappearing from the political world. But don't be scared! Don't be scared! That will not happen yet, because as long as my girl insists on wanting to harm the country, we have a duty to leave her uncovered. Bone aaaaaa! Of terror!

My Black Forest cake to sing birthday to everyone but Cori. Fearing that we will stop naming her and end up sitting forever on the San Blas pier, Cori ordered a campaign yesterday to position that she was returning to Venezuela and that she would be welcomed by my dear friend and comrade Delcy Eloína. You've seen that, Diosdi! Cori has definitely fallen very low. She doesn't understand that my partner Delcy is a statesman and Cori is a rock thrower; in other words, Delcy is an original Louis Vuitton wallet and Cori is a replica of the ones sold through Marketplace. Bone! How do I explain it to you!

What is behind this joke of “Cori the Bufona” is obvious: first, to sell the narrative that she arrived and did it in charge; second, the meeting with Delcy is an idea of Cori's advisors to give oxygen to my friends and prevent it from arriving so ruined. In fact, Cori asked her former allies to talk to my comrade Delcy to convince her, so she sent the idea out on social media as a form of pressure. Third, Cori wants to try what she has never achieved: to upset the Chavistas and the military, because positioning the idea that she arrived and that Delcy will receive her, is a way of insinuating that she came to give instructions to our president and that she, Cori, is ready to assume. Look, God! , I believe in reconciliation, but there are impossible reconcilations when you know that whoever wants to hug you comes with a dagger in their hand. Bone! No, Diosdi! For Dior and for Cartier! No!

My coconut cheese dipped coconut cheese dipped in caramel to eat with kisses. Age definitely doesn't guarantee either maturity or kindness. Cori asked me for a cake, a jelly, a box of champagne and an arm of cigarettes because, according to, we are going to celebrate here in Caracas. But at this time, where is Cori? You and I already know... and it's better not to get anxious to say it, something can go wrong with my friends and then he blames us.

Meanwhile, the new winner of the Nobel Peace Prize 2026 will be announced on Friday, October 9 at 11:00 Oslo time. Bee, baby! Incredible! Cori spent a year trying to sit in Miraflores's chair and she couldn't; she left for a year and didn't do anything for peace. Bone, Diodi! This Friday my friends will go to the Museum of Oblivion and those who paid to be given that prize lost their money. Sad ending, it will be like the Nobel Prize winner who made the least political use of her term, please!

My three-colored jelly like three-colored jelly like three-colored jelly like the one they serve at a children's party. We are still celebrating Cori's birthday, but, as I told you last week, the health of my friends is still on the agenda for the return. Apart from that, Cori asked us to put together an epic Joan of Arc style to sell her return and believe me that she will appear where she is least expected. She knows that being seen walking along a trail or sailing with 100-meter waves, according to her, far from being the epic of the suffering woman who fought to return, would confirm what many already suspect: that Cori lost the colossal support she claimed to have and that her former friends are no longer answering her phone. By the way, only a bankrupt senator and a congressman whose social networks are managed by Cori's own people, have backed his famous return. I drink! If one analyzes the scene, it is inevitable to ask: where is all that power that my friends claimed to have? Or was it that things were never exactly the way she sold them? That's the bad thing about abusing lies and exaggeration.

Despite all the problems that Cori has gotten herself into because of her monumental exaggerations, my girl doesn't turn down the volume. They tell me that she is now focusing her efforts on taking advantage of the protests for services and salaries to present them as a demonstration that the people demand their presence and that only they can resolve this situation, bony! How do I explain it to you! But God! There is one thing that my dear friends did not want to understand: and that is that their former allies in the world can now see the film live and live. Gone are those times when she sent them closed shots and carefully selected images to sell gigantic concentrations, now the whole trap is known.

My Tray Of Tequeños Well Tray of well-filled Tequeños. This sounds like the novel about the dead fly, not because Cori dies, but because she throws the stone and hides her hand. The truth of this story is that Cori organizes the disaster and then presents herself as the savior of the chaos that she herself organizes, sponsors and finances. Although I must alert you to something, my molten torontico: First Justice and Will to Steal they also send their little people, only more carefully because, since they are sitting at the national dialogue table, they don't want to waste space, God! Zero trust these people, I know why I'm telling you this! As much as they can get back into the claw, they will. Never forget that they are like scorpions: no matter how much French perfume they put on, they don't lose their nature, really!

I drink! A week ago, Cori set his team of propagandists to repeat two sentences like a broken record: “the country is crumbling for Delcy” and “this is not going to end well”. But, as in any novel, there comes the chapter in which the villain wears off her makeup and is exposed. We already know the script, the equipment and the strategy. The wolf may wear the Red Riding Hood cape, Chanel lenses and even a Hermès wallet, but it's still the wolf. God! Cori is synonymous with instability. And that, my love, even NASA knows that!

My baby bun with little devil cut into a triangle, like at a child's party. It is important to remember that Cori promised that, if she came to power, she would wipe out our military, police and security agencies; she would end agreements and companies that signed contracts with the Chavista regime; she would end socialism and outlaw Chavism; she would privatize everything, including education, and lay off three million public employees. Now, Cori has an attack of political amnesia worthy of a soap opera, she appears with a conciliatory speech proposing a civic-military agreement, negotiation, coexistence with sectors of Chavism, talking to Delcy, respecting signed contracts and not persecuting anyone. Diosdi: Can anyone in their right mind believe you? Bone! I swear to you on the life of Louis Vuitton that even I don't believe him. Their ability to accommodate themselves is incredible. How can you trust someone who changes scripts so easily? Bone!

Now Cori is desperately trying to improve her image, but desperation takes its toll.

On Sunday, his face appeared in water bottles distributed during a sports competition. God! To do that in an activity where people were supposedly going to run, get distracted and forget five minutes of politics seems grotesque and deplorable to me. When she called me to ask me to take care of that task, I flatly refused.

And I'll tell you more: that was the idea of the little parakeets... I mean, parakeets, Claudia and Magalli.

My Meatball With Pink Sauce. Another drowning kick was the paid article in the New York Post. Read well, my love: not in the New York Times, but in the New York Post. I drink! Regardless of who wrote each word and how its publication was managed, the obvious thing is that the text is built for someone in the White House. Only Cori could think that no one would know who the real recipient of the message is, because that was not written for Venezuelans. What they haven't explained to Cori is that like you: you don't like to be harassed and you respect people with their words. But with Cori it's the other way around, my friends are becoming a kind of geopolitical Droopy: it appears everywhere through third parties, statements, interviews and questions from journalists. That's why they now call him Cori Manguangua.

“The Voice Of The People” definitely, whoever wrote the article for you smoked something very ugly. I drink! When I read that I was thoughtful and looking into the mirror I said to myself: myself! , how can Cori be said the voice of the people? Bone! total shamelessness! I drink! In the same article, Cori says that her duty is to accompany our people and to peacefully channel growing social tensions, and one wonders what or how can she channel what? But besides that, there are no social tensions that have not been created and nourished by her, that is, those tensions end when she stops inventing. Anyway, the paid item has an implicit message: “you need me” God! Out of love for Gucci, Hermès and Louis Vuitton I have never seen such decadence combined. Although my friend Katlin, who works in the White House, tells me that the message arrived, but it didn't convince the client.

I have a really hot tea for you.

It turns out that within Cori's digital swarm there are quite annoying people because, according to them, Cori now only sees through the eyes of the pseudo Spanish journalist David Alandete, whom Cori pays with the money he receives from corrupt bankers who stole the savings of Venezuelans. Alandete's task is to harass every American official, including the President of that country, to ask him about “María Corina”, Oseaaaa! Please oooooooo!

DIOSDADO JOSÉ: LISTEN TO ME! that this is the part where I get toxic:

Cori will insist that the opposition unit must be structured around her. This will generate tensions and will put an end to false unity within the Unitary Platform.

Tío Inmundo is still suffering from his health problems, yet he started to move because he wants to return to Venezuela, if possible, before the end of the year. By the way, there Aunt Mercedes told me that they bought an uncle a prize to see if they revive him in this way.

Cori will insist on her destabilization plan, she is looking for an event that generates shock, her only objective is to bring everything down. By the way, for her return, my girl sent her to ask for support with trucks and money from some businessmen, I'll pass the list on WeChat to you.

The desperation at the base of Vente Venezuela is growing, Cori offered a year ago that the fall of Chavism would be very rapid, many have already run out of savings, they have no way of living and money does not flow because most of the financiers shut down Cori, assuming that she is unlikely to govern Venezuela.

Cori, we're waiting for you, hurry up.

I write to you and I feel like in the movie Lady and the Wanderer, I'm a princess and you're a Cacri.

Mazo News Team