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Donald Trump said he didn't know who Cori was, said the patriot Valle Arriba Country Club
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Published at: 22/10/2025 09:59 PM

OCTOBER 22, 2025
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PATRIOTA DEL VALLE ARRIBA COUNTRY CLUB

Hello Gordooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! How are you my chubby Politzia? I follow a funeral mode, what's more, I feel like a DJ in a cemetery, that is, setting rhythm to the eternal funeral of my friend Cori, who has had three uninterrupted weeks of failures, because, although Cori wants to say that everything is wonderful, it's the other way around, every day there is a sea of tears and a lot of concern, both from her and around her. God! I'm going to throw in the towel and run out to kill mosquitoes and bathe elephants in the Furrial, that would be much more fun, really!

MY LITTLE COCOON OF ALELI, today I am romantic, but without throwing myself at you, because for those who don't know you, they can't imagine how painful you are, today I don't want to intimidate you. My Baby Cuchi! , if there were a prize for the highest number of losses obtained, Cori would be the undisputed winner, she would be the best loser of the year 2025.

God! My poor friend Cori, you can't imagine how she felt when they let her out in front of the whole world. No God I! I'm not talking about a WhatsApp chat where they leave you in blue like you sometimes leave me; I'm talking about a way of saying when someone ignores you like my friends Catire Trump did with Cori, I'm drinking! Trump said that he didn't know who my friend Cori was! Porrrrr favvvvvoooooorrrr! Diosed Joseeee! That's terrible, damn it! I'm still shocked.

MY PATCHITA TIT, when I heard Catire say that live and direct, I immediately became thoughtful, looked into the mirror and said to myself: “myself! If Trump doesn't know Cori, then who do my friends talk to when they say “Sifri wait a minute I'm on a call with Mr. Trump, the President of the United States”? No God! Either Cori lied to us all this time or I don't know what to say, God! Cori talks to herself, lies to us, she lies to us, she's really crazy!

But wait a minute, my PIECE OF MORTADELLA WITH RIKO MALT, I'm going to give my friends the benefit of the doubt, I think what happened with El Catire, is that when Cori sent her resume to Mar-a-Lago and the White House, when she sent her offer to give them the country in exchange for letting her govern Venezuela, I'm sure someone ill-intentioned threw away my friend Cori's documents and that's why Trump doesn't know who she is, bone! hellllooouoooooooooooou!

The truth is, my MARIA BISCUIT CAKE WITH CHOCOLATE AND STRAWBERRY PUDDING, that the rags of Magalli Meda and Claudia Macero couldn't find anything to get into, not to mention the little parakeet, I mean the Pedro Uruchurtu parakeet, because if as chancellor he hasn't been able to get Trump to know who Cori is, then his job is very badly done, but I'm not going to get out of it. It turns out that immediately this crazy trio began to say that Trump was confused; that the English language betrayed him; that he was a little saturated with work; that his age made a bad move; even Magalli went so far as to say, listen to this my pinpoyito, that the problem is that Trump, instead of understanding María Machado, understood Alicia Machado the miss universe, and that since they are fighting Trump said he didn't know her! God! You saw such insanity!

God! you can imagine that Cori died and was resurrected at least three times. That was worse than seeing Linda Blair in the exorcist turn her head 360º, even something green sprouted from Cori's mouth, I still don't know what it was.

MY CHICKEN COOP the thing is so serious that I keep asking myself: “Myself! So neither Rubio, nor María Elvira, nor Rick Scott, nor Díaz Balart, nor Carlos Jiménez, have ever told Trump who Cori is?” God said iiii! Please ooooorrr! help! I don't want to keep making theories about Catire and Cori. But the truth is that Cori felt terrible, she told me that a cockroach was doing better than her and that Trump's problem is that he was losing his memory like Biden, yes Diosdi! Cori is very crazy how she can think of comparing Trump to Biden, that's worse than taking away the Nobel Prize.

MY BEAUTIFUL LITTLE SKY WITH A FRIED EGG ON TOP, help me buy a new glass table for Cori, because he broke it when he found out that the work he did with SUMATE in Bolivia didn't help TUTO like he helped Noboa in Ecuador to steal the elections, oops! It came out to me, Cori didn't help steal elections, but she helped alter the results. Well, your witchcraft didn't work with Bolivia and the truth is, God! It amazes me to see how Cori changes her skin all the time, the minute she found out that Tuto, her record friend of a thousand battles, had lost, she began to look for a bridge with Rodrigo Paz.

MY RUM ICE CREAM WITH PASA, Cori was very worried because Rodrigo Paz didn't want to answer her phone, so until the two friends that both Cori and Rodrigo have in common, didn't guarantee to Cori that she would be able to call Rodrigo, she didn't congratulate him in public, that's right! pure mathematical calculation that of my friends.

MY TOSTON PLAYERO DEL REY DEL PESCAO, what made me laugh the most was when Rodrigo invited Cori to take office on November 8, and Cori's very shameless one told her that she couldn't go because she was in hiding, when the truth is that both you, me, and all of Venezuela know where Cori is, but that's not all. Cori said that if they found her they would disappear her, well! Is it serious?

The only one who wants to disappear from Cori is my uncle Inmundo, because he can't stand her anymore, oh my melcochita! You had to see the fight that took place because uncle told Cori that he wouldn't go to Rome if the Pope didn't give him an audience and if the Vatican state didn't give him presidential treatment, you can imagine that Cori ate my uncle alive and told him that he should travel and be at the forefront of canonization, that when he was in Rome he could find a way to get involved. On the other hand, my aunt Mercedes, advised Tío Inmundo that it was better not to go to grief, because the times when Italy and Giorgia Meloni received him as president, that was left behind, because Italians have understood that the entire Venezuelan opposition is a poor quality Roman Circus. So they decided to send Inmundo's daughter, my cousin Carolina.

By the way, my little teddy Winnie Pooh, my cousin Carolina's husband, is very concerned about all the businesses his family has here in Venezuela, although Uncle Inmundo lies to him when he talks to him and to calm him down he says: “Don't worry, in December we'll eat hallaca in Caracas”. God! I almost forgot that Uncle Inmundo sent a letter to my friends Cardinal Parolin to ask for his son-in-law, who stole the two million euros from him, but they tell the fools that he asked for all the political terrorists who are imprisoned in Venezuela, that is!

My chocolate candy! , gossip time! Turns out that my uncle Inmundo couldn't travel and be from one side to the other either, my aunt Mercedes told me that the guy has a knee problem and it's hard to walk.

MY CARNITA EN VARA WITH YUCA PALILLO. Parenthesis! , God! Don't wear red, but you know you're my sweetie, let's continue! I'll tell you that after the serious mistake of taking the Nobel Prize from Trump, that, by the way, the lousy Marco Rubio promised Trump that he will make Catire win it next year using the same trap he used to get it sold to Cori. Good! , after that episode, the same gringo advisors told Cori to stop all the terrorist acts they had planned for the days of the canonization because he was going to lose the 7 points of acceptance that he still has left, please!

MY BUBBLE TEA THAT THEY SELL IN THE CHINESE FOREST MARKET. Cori ignored them and I'll tell you why. She tried by all means to sabotage in Rome, but there was no way, the Swiss guard was aware of the plan and kept full surveillance, full monitoring of Cori's envoys, in fact, all they could do was in Rome not in the Vatican, where the head of Cori's international command, Pedro de Mendonca, with 20 other fans, placed some pamphlets in the street and that's it. I drink! As much as Cori's friends and the traitor Baltazar Porras tried to pressure the Vatican to make a political move with Cori, my friends failed, the world ignored it and understood that this was a day for Venezuelans, not for their plans.

MY NAIBOA WITH COFFEE. There are wizards who pull a rabbit out of their hats, there are sorcerers who hypnotize people, but Cori is a witch, she turned her macaws into parakeets, and now, she turned them into bagpipes, because since those people arrived at the Vatican, the weather changed, everything went dark. Magalli and even Uncle Inmundo's daughter arrived with black blankets on their heads, they thought they were royals, while the Venezuelans who came by their own means to share the joy of the moment did so with humility and happiness, they looked like they were coming to a wake, and no! , it even gives me a shiver.

MY ORANGE COMPOTE and if it doesn't exist we invent it. Sit down because with this one you fall backwards, to the lousy Dinorah, who pretends to be president of the AN 2015, they put her in the travel combo to pass their hand over her head, something like to keep her happy and give an air of legitimacy to the supposed delegation, the truth is that Dinorah betrayed Borges and is playing for Cori, although she is not from our social class, that is, neither Cori nor Magalli want Dinorah because she comes from Left, she's also a little brunette and has zero good taste, but they're going to use it and I'll tell you about that later.

Nobody paid attention to Cori, she recalls that she called on Venezuelans to concentrate on the different religious celebration points to pray the rosary and carry their banners about the terrorist politicians who are imprisoned. Good! That's what my friends the gringos measured up, who realized that in no corner of Venezuela was there a single rosary that Cori asked for and not a single banner in favor of the Cori campaign, in other words, my friends demonstrated, once again, that he has zero convening power. I drink! If you can't with a rosary, let alone with a country, don't you think?

But there's more. MY TUNA LATICA WITH SODA CRACKER, because I'm on a diet. Cori, in alliance with some dissident pseudo soldiers, did try to explode some artifacts in different parts of Caracas, with the small detail that your friend, the handsome, the sexy, the cute eyes, the handsome minister and the intelligence agencies, managed to stop them in time. Soon it will be known about the bomb they wanted to plant in a popular neighborhood in Caracas, because she, my friends who won the Nobel Prize, don't care that the blood of humble people runs on the sidewalks, God! that's not fun.

It's fun to watch the video where the lousy Magalli Meda got tired of waving her hands to the Holy Father to look at her, but God is fair and he just didn't ignore her, I mean! What an embarrassment!

God or Joseph! LISTEN TO ME because this is the part where I become toxic:

Start with the softest. It turns out that Cori has Dinorah Figuera as her plan B, that is, if the miracle she expects to set fire to the country and magically reach Miraflores Street has not happened, because never to the palace, then they will be sworn in to Uncle Inmundo on January 10, that is all the love that Cori has with Dinorah. Yes! we all know that Cori doesn't want uncle either, but like I told you, that's her plan B to get oxygen.

Cori is worried because she wants something to happen so that she can be in Norway on December 10 to receive her award. Obviously oooooo! that “something” means blood, what Cori doesn't know is that, if we present evidence that she is ordering contacts with strongholds of gangs and criminals who are still operating in the shadows to stain the country with blood, then she will save herself the trip to Norway, because they cannot give the prize to a woman who is coordinating with dangerous criminals to commit terrorist acts. But that's not all, MY PEACH WITH CHANTILLI CREAM, there are many tests that are already under protection, including the famous meetings that Cori does for meet, there I'll leave it to you.

But this does not stop here, Cori asked his communication train that starting this week his radical groups had to increase the narratives, both in Venezuela and in other parts of Latin America, that transnational repression is being directed from Venezuela, this in order to try to convince the gringo political class in the United States, that we must extract Nico Maduro and give her power, that is to say! , not even to my uncle Inmundo who claims to be the elected president.

Drink! Cori knows that she does not have the support of Catire Trump, so she decided to change her tactics, and she asked the Crazy Cubans, the Little Marco, the louse of Landa u and all his beasts who are in the United States, to increase the lobby to convince Catire Trump that the time has come to attack our country by land, the problem is that everyone tells Cori that she must organize some internal force, which must follow the pattern that worked in Libya or Afghanistan, but God! , we are a long way from that and the Pentagon knows it.

That's why they start attacking from the sides. In the coming days we will see how the pressure on Colombia will increase, they seek to break the spirit of President Petro, to whom for more than 6 months we warned him, in this same way, that the lousy McNamara was plotting to stage a coup d'etat, but apparently, they ignored us. The attack on Colombia has two objectives: to take the necessary terrain to attack Venezuela and to restrict China's influence in that country.

God, I'm going against you but don't get jealous, I have a little friend who throws my dogs into the Pentagon, since I don't know anything about intelligence and those things that you do handle well, I kept his contact on my iPhone17 as a Louis Vuitton Patriot. It turns out that Louis confirmed to me that the plan is as follows: the United States needs to restrict China's presence in ports and settlements of energy and mineral resources that are key to the region and necessary for them, so they designed the so-called “vital triangle” which includes Panama (slightly taken); Colombia and Venezuela (which they have yet to take). My heart of roses, my baby Gerber, I leave you that fact so that our deckers understand some things, because Sifri not only knows about wallets and champagne.

I write to you and I feel like in the movie Lady and the Wanderer, I'm a princess and you're a Cacri.

Miss me, remember that you are my baby Fiufiu.

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