Learn why Sayona is a simple pawn on the gringos chessboard (+Fakes News)

Published at: 26/11/2025 10:38 PM

November 26, 2025 From the asylum

PATRIOTA DEL VALLE ARRIBA COUNTRY CLUB

Hello gordooooooooooooooooooooooo! How are you my chubby Politizia? Oh chubby one! I don't know how to explain this to you but I'm talking to the walls, to the stars and the stars; I'm anxious, I'm walking from one side to the other, honestly I'm in madhouse mode, God! Help me! Cori is driving me crazy, literally!

My chicken salad with green apple like your pretty eyes, I swear to you I thought that when Cori left we would have peace, that everything would go back to the way it was before, but no! , the last few days have become a horror film loaded with a level of drama never seen before, Baby! This is like grabbing a blender and blending the Rose of Guadalupe, The Right to Be Born, Judas's Wife and Marimar, together with the exorcist. God! when we thought that Cori had understood reality, the real truth, the one where she is just a simple pawn on the chessboard of my friends the gringos, my girl appears with a new story.

Well let me breathe! Let me calm down a bit and gargle some champagne! Drunk! I'm like this because Cori asked me to help her with her new adventure, yes! Cori says that her new adventure begins on December 1st with all the preparations to receive her million dollars, because the Nobel Prize is just marketing, the oxygen to survive in public life.

My ovolmatine tube for (ask the audience what's coming) Let's talk about the ceremony that my naughty little girl dreams of. Let's start by saying that Cori's megalomania has no limits, the girl wants me to organize an agenda of activities for her as if it were the coronation of the Queen of England, I mean! She and The Queen Elizabeth. In addition, Cori asked Pedro Urruchurtu's little parakeet to organize rallies in several cities around the world, I honestly couldn't stand it, and when Cori told me about it I said: “Cori, if you are an enemy of Venezuelan migrants, what are we going to do to get them to go out and focus on your name?”

¡! Listen carefully, the very cynical one told me that doesn't matter, that she has everything coordinated to put cast people dressed like Venezuelans with flags and slogans, Drink! It will be a super production, a film, all false and feigned like everything about Cori. Her only interest is to make videos, post messages on social networks and sell the feeling that she is a world leader, although paradoxically in Venezuela, her country of origin, she has no leadership to show.

My fried sardinite with lemon and garlic, Cori is so sick in my head that half an hour ago she called me to tell me that her event must be more tremendous than the canonization of José Gregorio Hernández and Mother Rebdiles, that she has to overshadow them, that she wants a more lavish reception than that of a miss universe, and that it be more televised than the coronation of King Charles of England, that is! Baby, now do you understand why I'm going crazy?

My Refried Caraotica With Cheese to give you a kiss. What I told you is barely 1% of what Cori wants to do. God! I need you to pause, breathe and laugh because what you are going to read is not easy: Cori is going to have her own horror museum, I say of honor, and I tell you that she is not going to let them do the editing of the exhibition under the parameters of the Nobel Prize committee, but under her own requirements. Look at Diosdado José! , I've been wondering for days what are they going to show in that museum? because look, to fill an exhibition about someone's life, I suppose there must be a lot of content to show, and I don't think that's the case with Cori. God! I imagine that in that museum they will exhibit all the times that my friends have quarreled with the other members of the opposition and when she has threatened those who do not share her way of thinking; I suppose they will show Cori's videos when she has openly asked for military intervention in her country and they will have a virtual reality gallery to show all the lies that Cori tells every day, because yes, I must admit that my friend is a compulsive mythomaniac. My little panda bear! Bone! How do I explain to you that Cori wants his museum to look like and surpass the Liberator Simon Bolivar museum, please!

Now, what Cori doesn't know, is that there won't be the María Corina Machadao Museum, NO! , this is a temporary exhibition, but hey, who am I to ruin your dream? The poor woman has enough to know that today is November 25 and Nico Maduro is still president, but in addition, Cori conceals his frustration and anger under the excuse of the Nobel Prize, but only his closest friends know that Cori hasn't slept since my friends Catire Trump said he would talk to Nico Maduro.

My room of chicha el chichero. Cori has asked that all the parakeets travel to Oslo from December 6 to December 12 and she expects to move at least 500 people with all the expenses paid: tickets, food, hotel and lots of travel expenses to go out and shout slogans all over Norway. God! Cori took advantage of the Nobel Prize show to raise money and according to what Magalli Meda herself told me, between the wallet of some donors and the wallet of drug trafficking, Cori estimates she will spend about seven million dollars which will be paid to her donors, according to Cori, when she arrives at the Miraflores Palace, a baby boy! that money was lost.

My little orange cookie. Another of the shows that Cori has planned in Oslo is to make President José Raúl Mulino carry the fake records that my uncle Inmundo left in custody in Panama. Cori's objective is to turn the Nobel Prize ceremony into the prelude to what will be the activation of her plan B, which consists in the fact that, if my friend Catire Trump reaches a positive agreement with Nico Maduro, then Cori, in order not to die and continue to have political dialogue, will force the swearing in of my uncle Inmundo and thus obtain resources together with the support that will allow her to return to Venezuela with her famous “Battle of Final Liberation”.

Speaking of my uncle Inmundo, I tell you that he still doesn't know if he's going to Oslo. My cousin Mariana, her daughter, told me that Cori has not yet formally invited Uncle Inmundo to attend the ceremony in Norway, so uncle has two weeks dedicated to feeding the pigeons in Plaza Felipe II in Madrid, I mean! How do I explain it to you!

My Pancake With Nutela. I keep thinking and asking myself: “Myself, what is Cori going to do with that million dollars if she has a lot of money saved and now she's hammering even beggars? God! I can assure you that Cori will not give that money to Venezuelans. Magalli Meda told me that Cori will use it to complete and purchase her new house abroad, the thing is that she is still undecided because she doesn't know whether to stay in the United States or in Panama. Cori insists that she must be in a country close to Venezuela to make people believe that she will return at any time in a caravan of foreign intervention, but for that she needs Uribismo to win in Colombia, that's right!

My Pedro Flintstones and I am your Vilma. The plan is set up. After winning Uribismo, Cori will move to Colombia, so today the sister country is a priority in the macabre plans of Cori, Duque and Uribe. God! The pact of this crazy trio is to take back power in Colombia to invade Venezuelan territory, because it is the only way to operate the mercenary action that Cori calls “final rescue”, which already has a Hollywood-style script where Cori returns to Venezuela, makes Western states independent and from there begins the Syrian-style balkanization of Venezuela, Drink! I'm not exaggerating.

Apart from Colombia, Cori will seek to build a renewed version of the Lima group, so her plan is, after receiving the Nobel Prize, to tour Latin America with the objective of creating a new alliance of Latin American presidents and then resuming the FTAA when Marco Rubio rules in the United States, which according to Cori, will be in the year 2026 because she says that my friend Trump will not finish his term in office, I repeat, that's what my friend Cori says, Drink! What does she know that we don't?

My Sopita maggi with noodles and two eggs. The Nobel Prize has definitely been the best marketing to give Cori oxygen, because it's not the same thing to go on tour and ask them to receive the “Nobel Prize”, to ask that they receive María Corina Machado. My sleepy little bear! , I ask you, how do you award the Nobel Peace Prize to a woman who has no peace even with herself? , but that's the way things are.

My black pudding not because of the color but because of how sweet you sometimes put on. Cori is impatient and very concerned about how weak her leadership is, so she needs to turn the Nobel Prize award into a more important event than the conclave to elect a new pope. But my girl's days are counting down, after December 10 comes January 10, and then what's next?

My pear jam because Mr. Chourio is the plum jam. Another one that begins to wreck with the clock against the clock is the lousy Marco Rubio who is turning the foreign policy of the Trump administration upside down and turning into a disaster. Drunk! Little Marco is pressuring Latin American countries in order to make them see that the captive Trump despises them and that only he, little Marco Rubio, can stop Trump and keep peace in the continent.

But that's not all, my cute little chubby one! , the louse of Pete Hegseth joined Little Marco in these plans. Charlie, a friend of mine who works with Janet, Marco Rubio's wife, told me that both Hegseth and Rubio teamed up in a move to overthrow JD Vance in the Republican nomination while trying to keep Catire Trump distracted in a conflict in the Caribbean that doesn't make any sense.

Diosdado José Listen To Me! which is in the part where I become toxic.

1. As the narrative of the Aragua Train and that of the Cartel of the Suns failed, Cori has now moved its chips, through Marco Rubio, to involve Israelis in the conflict in a more open way.

2. Cori has been talking to people in the government of the genocidal Netanyahu, and they offered to help her to replicate the old and false narrative that Venezuela has ties to Hamas and Hezbollah.

Diiiosdi! The bet of my friend Cori is that, if Trump decides to resolve the conflict by shaking hands with Nico Maduro, Zionist Israelis will drop some bombs in Venezuela, mainly in hospitals and clinics, just as they did in Gaza with the excuse that members of terrorist organizations were hiding there, so Cori in his desperation sent to replicate, with his keyboard warriors, the fake News that members of the Nico Maduro government are sleeping and hiding in private clinics.

3. Cori will try to maintain the idea that she is still in Venezuela and did not leave, but the truth is that she recently spent a few days in Panama with her children, which is why the photo of her daughter with Iván Duque, which was a subliminal message of what they are planning.

4. In the coming days we will see an increase in psychological warfare until we can't; the construction of false positives and possible attacks on the electrical system, God! none of that will stop until Catire shakes hands with Nico Maduro, and yet the dark forces will continue to try to sabotage any possible agreement, but even so, we are going to win.

I write to you and I feel like in the movie “The Lady and the Wanderer”, I'm a princess and you're a Cacri. Miss me, remember that you are my baby Fiufiu.

Mazo News Team