Pueblo Alert! Learn about La Sayo's plans with scammer Erik Prince and Exxon Mobil employee Irfaan Ali

Published at: 21/05/2025 10:35 PM

May 21, 2025

Location: Valle Arriba Golf Club

Patriota del Valle Arriba Country Club

Hello Gordooooooooo! Chubby! How are you? I tell you that I am very excited, I am counting the days to go to vote this Sunday, God! The thing is that I'm going to reveal a secret to you: you know that I used to vote for the opponents and I lost the vote, now that I vote for Chavism I'm the winner, which excites me because I have the perfect excuse to celebrate with champagne and caviar!

Drunk! I'll tell you that here at Club del Valle Arriba we have our 1x10 armed, every day the SifriChama collective grows more because we understood that we must say NO to Cori's madness, we Venezuelans don't want violence. God or Joseph! I thank you that if you are going to come for a walk around the club you take your forecasts because there is a lot of SEBIN movement in the surrounding area, and please! My little baby! , try to be a little more siphrinous because later my friends say that Furrial clothes are not in season.

Speaking of seasonal, fine, branded and glamorous clothing, I ask you: God! Did you see how glamorous and happy my Uncle Inmundo and Aunt Mercedes looked yesterday in Madrid, they were with the members of the Mala Idea Group at an event organized by Mario Vargas Llosa's Ibero-American Freedom Foundation, where those lousy people only dedicated themselves to speaking ill of Venezuela, of course, the Cori was on the big screen. My aunt Mercedes, who doesn't hide her desire to live the idyll of a first lady, doesn't care which uncle is medicated and under treatment, didn't seem worried about her son-in-law, much less my uncle Inmundo, who just wants to see his son-in-law free to return the money he stole from him. God! , I called Tío and told him to hide a little more, so that people wouldn't believe they were in pain, that's right! The shameless ones then!

MY FURRIALEÑO MANGO JELLY! It seems a lie, Tío Inmundo and Cori don't get along, but they agree on only one thing: in the ambition for power and in the need to show a firm and beautiful face to the public even if the house is very bad inside, that's why your time when he is dying and Cori is falling apart, but still with total cynicism they present themselves in every mini-library they invite them and receive whatever prize they give him.

WAIT FOR MY PAPAUPA GUM! I almost forgot to tell you about the fit of hysteria he gave to Cori yesterday because they ruined his plan to introduce the “Five Heroes of the Embassy”, well! we all know that they are not heroes even in comedy, but that's what Cori decided to call them. There were two shows, one that María Elvira Salazar's Crazy Cuban wanted to direct at the Capitol, but Little Marco's appearance in front of the Senate ruined them. The second show was in the afternoon, in a theater in Washington, where obviously Cori would be on screen, the Crazy Cuban and Rick Scott, but at the end of the day they told Cori “you'd better suspend”, especially after a day where things didn't work out for him, plus there were a lot of important people who didn't confirm their attendance and it was going to be very difficult for Marco Rubio to perform in that cheap show, please oooo!

For a change! Cori reacted with a lot of hysteria, a lot of anger, because she felt that she was left alone with the Five Cats event, and she immediately let go of her tongue like every time she gets upset. Cori spoke ill of the Crazy Cubans, Marco Rubio and even the new pope. Cori said that they were losers and they were going to make her fail too, because at this point she would have ended the Cuban Revolution, unlike them who are weak. But despite everything Cori said, today she sent an emissary to Little Marco to ask him to help her reconfigure the show with the five cats. The truth God! If Cori doesn't give up on that bad idea, that'll be just another nonsense, bone!

The funny thing about the story is that Magaly ordered her to make special clothes, the poor one stayed dressed and in an uproar so that they would give her a medal that we don't know if it will come.

MY CATALINA WITH LLANERO CHEESE! , I decided to cancel the subscriptions that Cori has on my credit card, that is, I canceled her subscription to Netflix, Amazon and HBO, because I feel that watching so much science-fiction content and horror movies has helped to destroy what little mental balance poor Cori had left. God! It's not an exaggeration, there is no one who listens to Cori and doesn't notice or comment on her mental health condition.

Cori, it's not right, she finally found true loneliness! , because, even if she says that she hasn't seen anyone for more than 2,000 days, the truth is that Cori would run away to my aunt Corina Parisca's house and party there. Cori thought that, with the interviews and her countless zoom meetings, she could keep some of her sane mind, obviously not the case.

MY COCONUT FLAN! , there is a theory which states that people who are impacted by critical or difficult moments, in a certain way enter into a process of reflection and retraining to be better people, but oooo! that's not the case with Cori. I swear to you, God! That when Cori told me that she felt alone because her mother, her children, her husband Gerardo, her sugar baby were gone, and that even Magalí left her hair, I thought that in the face of that scenario Cori was going to make the decision to rediscover herself and let the light of humanity enter her heart, but Cori is Cori, she shed two crocodile tears, looked in the mirror, and said to herself: “What's wrong with you María Corina, you can handle this because you're going to be president ”, there I understood that Cori has no choice but to be born again.

MY AUYAMA CAKE! , Cori knows that after Sunday when the regional and parliamentary elections take place, her outlook before the international community will change dramatically, so she decided to move forward with her closest circle to do the rest. Cori insists that they must continue betting that the elections will fall, poor thing! , I don't think he's aware of his reality yet. God! Take note of this, although we are all sure that Cori will not be able to stop the will of the people this May 25, she told me that on Monday, May 26, her “Final Operation to Collect” begins, that is, the novel begins where she will try to do something before July 28, because that is the last chance to continue or retire, that is!

MY MILKY PINEAPPLE PRESERVE! , desperate people are like a virus that spreads rapidly. I tell you this because out of Cori's nervousness and concern, she decided to do the rest with Uribe and Duque, in addition to listening to the siren songs of her friend Iván Simonovis and the crazy Erick Prince. Imagine Diosdi! What can come out of there?

MY BREAD CAKE! , Cori no longer knows what to do with your friend the beauty of the minister's pretty eyes, but neither with my friends the gringos, because she says that every time she has a new plan and sets it in motion, your friend appears and dismantles it, or in effect, my friends the gringos appear and get along with Nico Maduro without saying anything to her, that is, they leave her on the street.

God! Cori's level of frustration is dangerous. It doesn't come out of the same virtual reality speech saying that Nico Maduro is weak, that he is defeated; that change is coming; that you are killing each other, that you don't talk to each other; he brought up the subject of the fractured rib; he insists that it was an extraction that happened at the Argentinian embassy in Caracas because she has the photos and videos of macaws shooting lasers through their eyes and that with their beaks they threw a bionic powder, anyway! It's already a shame to talk about these things, please!

MY CACHAPA WITH ZAMURO BUTTER! The craziest thing about this story is that there is not a single journalist who dares to ask Cori key questions such as: where was his fractured rib treated? How much rest time did they give you? , how was it cured? God! The show has been so unbelievable that, if you enter the X account of Orlando Avenaño or Emmanuel Rincón, two of Cori's most loyal pawns, you won't get anything on the subject of ribs, but let's not say anything! , I don't think Cori noticed.

Speaking of shows, that's where my Winnie the Pooh teddy comes in. After the “Good Movie”, now comes “North Macedonia Part 2” and write down my rice pudding because this is the part where I get toxic. The script of fraud will be the same as always, the only new element is violence at the level of terrorism, which I will tell you in detail.

Since the abstention plan will not work for Cori and neither will the terrorist plan, Cori's plan B is to seek once again ignorance of the results and try to set fire to the country as it did on July 29 of last year. What I don't understand is how he is betting on the same plan after “North Macedonia Part 1” failed to convince the international community of the alleged fraud and that they recognized my uncle Inmundo González, in short! Explain to me why I got lost!

I'll tell you more about my Gerber compotica! , none of the opposition parties have the full machinery of witnesses, so what they are going to do is place their witnesses in the largest electoral centers to be able to show that they have a total presence, but we know that this is not the case, and then when the time comes for the results they will not accept them, that simple, and this is not being invented by Sifri, but that little pearl came out in public with the louse of Juan Requesens, who at a press conference ordered his few followers to find a way to scan the minutes, and I said to myself: “myself to pass them on to whom?” , to Cori.

Now let's talk about Cori's terror and terrorism! , which we really need to denounce and prevent. MY LITTLE YELLOW BOY! For those who believe that the Albanian mafias are fictional, I'll tell you my little baby! , that these mafias are known for their activity in drug trafficking, arms and human trafficking. They operate mainly in Italy, the United Kingdom, Germany and, in Ecuador, Colombia and Peru. In Ecuador, for example, they have been operating since 2009 as intermediaries in the trafficking of cocaine to Europe, using fruit and food companies as a front, does Diosdado José sound familiar to you? , you are seeing that Sifri not only knows how to buy branded wallets, but it also knows how to search for information. The Albanian mafia's bridge with Cori comes as a result of the pact she made with Daniel Noboa, the pious president of Ecuador.

MY TAMARIND CHUPICHUPI! It is estimated that 70% of the world's cocaine passes through Ecuadorian ports, and Albanian groups are the main controllers of this business. In the past, Guillermo Lasso's louse protected Albanians in Ecuador, now the protection is greater thanks to the agreement they have with Daniel Noboa, who oddly enough is part of “Noboa Trading” a family business that exports shrimp to Europe, baby! 1+1 equals two, listen to Sifri!

God! Cori offered Noboa electoral advice with all the traps she learned with Súmate, on the condition that he help her overthrow Nico Maduro and that when she came to power and together they would create a new Gran Colombia, counting that Uribe or his lackeys win the elections in Colombia in 2026.

MY PEAR COMPOTE! The direct bridge between Cori and the Albanians is Noboa, Iván Simonovis and Erick Prince are just trying to sneak up on a train that is much bigger than them. With what I tell you, I speak to you very responsibly, because no one can be happy that Cori wants to open the country's doors to a spiral of violence to which we are not used to, we are a country of peace! , but besides that we Venezuelans don't want to walk through the streets in fear of a terrorist act, in fear that they will plant a bomb or kill people. I think Cori's hand went out this time and it's time to take her to an asylum, trust me, this isn't a game.

Just as the False Flag operation that Cori continues to coordinate with Irfaan Ali in Guyana to also escalate the conflict is no match, remember that Cori has already reached the point where if “the house is not for me, then we are going to burn it all down”. God! before Cori is defeated, she prefers Albanians, Ukrainians, Israelis and international terrorism to enter the country. God! before Cori accepts her defeat, she prefers a war with Guyana, she needs anything to excuse her for not having been able to take power in Venezuela.

God or Joseph! Listen to me, I overheard María Corina's conversation with Erick Prince, who told Cori that doing any act of sabotage in the middle of the election was very dangerous because the entire republic plan is deployed and your friend the minister is on full alert. Prince told Cori that he has to do something to justify the ¡Ya Casi Venezuela! scam! but that he will start after the elections and his goal is to do something before July 28, that is! these people want to steal our peace yes or yes.

My furrialeño! I think it's time for my friends the gringos to give Cori a pill, put it in a sleep cure and wash his head, because if Cori's terrorist plans are carried out in a single fact, Venezuela could become the headache that my friends the gringos don't want or need in the region.

I write to you and I feel like in the movie Lady and the Wanderer, I'm a princess and you're a Cacri.

Miss me, remember that you are my baby Fiufiu.

Mazo News Team