Pueblo Alert! Learn what La Sayo and her terrorists are preparing for the failure of the story of the invasion

Published at: 20/08/2025 10:36 PM

August 20, 2025

From the underground

PATRIOTA DEL VALLE ARRIBA COUNTRY CLUB

Hello Gordooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! How are you my chubby Politzia? I'm still clandestine, but as you'll understand first dead than simple, that's why I came, clandestinely too, to the club's spa to be able to do my hands and feet, because I swear to you that my little nails were destroyed, please!

God or Joseph! Since I am clandestine, don't even think about looking for me, because you won't find me here in Valle Arriba, DON'T look for me! because you must help me maintain Cori's narrative so that she doesn't get angry, you know, don't come to Valle Arriba! , although the new campaign of the lousy Magalli and Cori is that the gringo marines must come quickly because Cori is in danger, that is, Diosdi! According to Magalli, the United States is planning an invasion of Venezuela just because of Cori, that's right! I can't handle that much! I need a shot of champagne urgently!

Aha! But wait for me to throw you a TEA on Magalli, God! She now appears on Fox News in Spanish and prefers to give interviews on these channels because she gets paid. Yes my pretty one! They pay her $500 as a supposed analyst every time she appears on this channel, but they still pay Cori. Now good! My political compotic! Is that why Rick Scott is trying to turn Cori into an international analyst so that he can have his own space on TV? I mean, isn't Cori going to be president then? Why is this louse, the same one who sponsors your asylum in the United States, looking for a job for Cori?

God! , if you don't understand don't worry, baby! When you read this, they will understand that they are surrounded!

MY STRAWBERRY WITH CREAM AND CONDENSED MILK. I'll tell you that Cori is super intense, during a brunch we had on Sunday, obviously secretly! , Cori also told me, clandestinely, that he has too much hatred against our boys and girls in the homeland security agencies, because, although Cori tried to camouflage trafficking and the use of explosives against Venezuelans using oil companies as a front, they discovered it anyway.

I tell you that this idea was sold to María Corina by a former Petroleum Gente del Petroleum expert. The Cori designed a plan and identified companies that, due to the nature of their work, require the use of explosives, so I tell you that they are not only oil companies but also in other sectors, but I will pass those companies on WeChat to you.

MY GRAPE CHUPICHUPI. It turns out that they made an inventory of companies and located the data of those that someone they knew had access to them. Then they contacted them one by one, offering that in the new Cori government they would have licenses, contracts and whatever they asked for. The deal is that they should keep the explosive material, the new and the old, stored in a dormant mode waiting only for Cori to give the signal, the heavy thing is that they are using the excuse that they are going to move explosive material for industrial purposes, but, hellouuu! What they are moving are EXPLOSIVES to attack Venezuelans!

MY SOPITA DE MONDONGO. It all fits into Cori's story, she's playing several boards at the same time. First, he moves with Colombian drug trafficking and paramilitarism through the connections given to him by his political father Álvaro Uribe, his friend Iván Duque and his friend Vicky Dávila; in parallel he moves with drug trafficking and organized crime mafias such as the Albanian Mafia, the Guajira Cartel, the AK47 gang, the Del Llano Train and what's left of the Aragua Train; in the rear he operates with different dolls that are only looking for a business, such as: I ván Simonovis, Erick Prince, Gustavo Tovar Arroyo and others; to end up operating with criminals such as Wilexis when he was alive and other scourges of similar neighborhoods, in this way Cori survives in the midst of a criminal conglomerate that end up becoming the now known “drug gangs for political terrorism”. It's going Diosdi, let me breathe because this is too deep for me!

MY MORCILLITA CARUPANERA You don't know how difficult it has been for me to assume that my friend, the pure and chaste, the most syphrinous of the Merici Academy, is a drug criminal. Be careful and you haven't sold your soul to the devil because of how ugly you are, I never thought that getting to Miraflores would turn into a fatal obsession.

MY APPLE COMPOTE. Apart from being a drug criminal, Cori no longer cares about making a fool of herself in public and knowing that they are using her, because as I have been telling you, Cori is not part of Little Marco's plan, she's just a disposable piece. God! Cori told me that she knows that Little Marco and the lousy guy from Landau are using it to sell the idea of an intervention disguised as an “orderly transition”, when the truth is that their plan is to try to convince Catire Trump to carry out an invasion of Venezuela with a happy ending so that Rubio will be the liberator of the liberator! the madness!

I'll tell you more about my TOOTHBRUSH CANDY, Cori told me that today she has the urgency for the world to believe that all Venezuelans support her in her call to hiding, when we know that this is as false as my eyelashes. In his desperation to sell support, Cori is trying to reactivate the 600k network because there he has a structure where he can pay people to see if he can mobilize something, because for free no one gives him a greeting. I found out that, for her new invention of the Nodes, my friends the gringos did not want to give her a budget but for the 600k network it is more likely that she will receive something because Cori says that with that network she won 60 million votes for my uncle the Unclean hahahahaha!

MY SWEET ANISE FRIED AREPITA WITH A HOLE! Cori is concerned that she offered that starting August 15, in the coastal areas of Venezuela, United States flags and thanking posters would be obtained, asking that the gringos disembark in our country, oh well! God! Tell me if this isn't about crazy and insane people, I think my girl just went crazy, please!

MY MIRAMAR GIRL! Speaking of people who are crazy, I tell you that this week I spoke to my uncle Inmundo, oh fat man! , it made me sad to hear him speak. My uncle told me that if the gringo ships don't arrive before November he retires from everything because he no longer knows what to do with Cori, so lately he's been sneaking up with Crazy Leo and the crazy man's dad.

My uncle Inmundo told me that he was trying to save his relationship with Cori because Cori already assumes that she is the president and not him, but my uncle told me that he is content with Cori calling him chancellor because he likes to travel, the joke goes by itself, but I swear to you on Dior and Louis Vuitton that's the case. Wait baby! Speak quietly, remember that we are clandestine. The story doesn't end there, it turns out that my uncle Inmundo, in order to please Cori, decided that in every interview he gives, he starts to say that Cori knew everything about when he prepared his flight to Spain, the truth is that uncle seems crazy, he thinks that you don't remember what that was like. I still remember when Cori found out about that show on social media, but hey, they're crazy and they want to drive us crazy.

MY BEAUTIFUL LITTLE SKY WITH PARMESAN CHEESE, if you don't look at me like that, I like to put cheese on it. While Cori unfolds his imaginary world that the transition has already begun; that the marines are 36 hours from the coast and that there are minutes left until the end, in parallel he ordered the design of a campaign to sell the perception that Little Marco, the same one who asked for the removal of TPS from Venezuelans, is a popular, beloved guy who will be the next president of the United States in 2028, I suppose that with Rubio president now yes Cori will come to power, because Cori says that Trump He's a crazy, manipulative and unpredictable old man, who doesn't expect anything from him! Yes Cori speaks very badly about the Catire.

MY LITTLE NUCITA TUBE. In the same idyll of the smoke vendor, I tell you that when Catire Trump and my friends Putin met in Alaska, Cori ordered that they deploy communications artillery on social networks to say that Putin was going to hand over Nico Maduro and even negotiate Ukrainian territory for Venezuela, well, you couldn't be crazier!

MY MAMMON ICE CREAM. What Cori doesn't know is that this fried fish, let's call herself the Sifrina, has contacts everywhere, so I called my friend Billy, who is in the office of the National Security Council, and he witnessed the Trump-Putin meeting. God! Billy let go of the TEA from everything the two Catires talked about and I can tell you that Cori will never be able to digest the real ending of that meeting, but since you know that you are my baby Gerber, Sifri's sweetheart, so I'll pass all the details on WeChat.

MY GLASS OF FRESCOLITA WITH ICE. Cori's happiness at being a puppet of all the State Department's broken bats didn't last long, because when she began to see the news on social networks about Chevron oil tankers that were arriving on Venezuelan shores to load and export Venezuelan crude to the United States, she immediately changed her smile to a face of fatal bitterness that she still has today.

God! Cori didn't know what to do, I said, “Oh, my friend, get over it!” , but in her frustration, Cori asked Landau, once again, to come out and say something to calm her detractors who insulted her on social networks for so many lies and a smoke-peddler, but let's just ignore the frustrated Landau man about whom, by the way, I have many stories during his time in Venezuela, he wants you to name him to gain notoriety because no one knows who he is. What I can tell you is that he aspires to remove Rubio's position, that is, the poor guy wants to be Secretary of State.

By the way chubby! , I wanted to tell you that I loved your reflection on what is happening in Bolivia, unfortunately personalism always takes its toll, however, I thought that Cori would be very happy with those results, but nothing could be further from reality. Cori told me that she practically rode her cat on the tray.

It turns out that Cori sent people from JOIN his friends Tuto Quiroga to help him cheat Cori, but it turns out that he couldn't even get Tuto to come first. Cori didn't expect that the lousy Rodrigo Paz, the other Bolivian candidate, was going to prevail. God! When Cori saw that Tuto was not lifting, Cori ordered that through social networks with random accounts, the fake accounts she manages be told, attacked and sabotaged Rodrigo Paz, placing him as a collaborator of Evo Morales.

But this doesn't stop here, I asked her and told Cori that if she was so sure that Tuto Quiroga was going to win, why didn't she come out to support her, because by the way Cori hasn't said anything publicly about Tuto yet. God! Cori told me, in textual words, “Tuto's whiner can lose, and I can't publicly antagonize Rodrigo Paz, because you never know”.

Meanwhile, the State Department is blackmailing and pressuring countries in the region to declare the Cartel of the Suns as a criminal organization, as Ecuador did. This was just a rehearsal, because Daniel Noboa's lousy guy doesn't rule alone. God! it doesn't make sense to declare a structure that doesn't exist a terrorist group, but that is part of a direct provocation against our military, because the objective of Rubio on the one hand and of Cori on the other, is precisely to make our soldiers react to escalate the conflict or try to make them bend down and betray Nico Maduro out of fear, but I drink, that's as impossible as for my hair to go from blond to black.

Diosdado José, LISTEN TO ME, because this is the part where I get toxic:

For the next few days, they will continue to give life to the narrative of the “Cartel de Los Soles”, given that with the narrative of the “Aragua Train” they have nowhere to invent anymore, on the other hand, with the justification of drugs, there are more opportunities to mount false positives. Everyone knows that the story of the military deployment in the Caribbean is not to combat drug trafficking, by the way, those little boats that go with drugs for the United States pass by the gringo destroyers and they let them go quietly, all of this is a geopolitical pressure operation.

Why don't they attack consumption in their own country if they're so worried? , if no one consumes, the business ends, but hey, that's the way my friends the gringos are, always with double standards.

The new wave of communication is trying to implode the revolution from the inside, trying to sell supposed conspiracies and internal problems; trying to buy people; trying to introduce supposed dissident Chavistas and victimize them. Psychological warfare will continue, with the objective of seeking a reaction from our military.

Meanwhile, Venezuelans, including those of us who live in the east and are friends of Cori, are at peace and calm. Once again my friend is going to fail and we will have to let her go to a psychiatric hospital out of the country. God! Shortly! Don't let Cori listen! we are going to win!

I write to you and I feel like in the movie Lady and the Wanderer, I'm a princess and you're a Cacri.

Miss me, remember that you are my baby Fiufiu.

Mazo News Team