Stateless! Find out which characters from the far right will be awarded their commission for delivering CITGO

Maracaibo, Santa Lucia sector, diagonal to Pa' Que Luis, in the white house with the red bars that have a banner of Chávez and a mushy sign that says: “HAPPY CHAVIDAD, DOUBTING IS TREASON; WE ARE RESIGNED WITH OUR COMMANDER IN CHIEF NICOLÁS MADURO MOROS. WE WILL WIN!!!”.

 

What was Diosdado? How are you my dear brother? Cousin! Collaborate, don't act like “Willie Mays”, behave seriously and sit in the chair; let's not keep the audience waiting. Goddess! , listen to what I'm going to tell you, raise your finger up and at the same time look at the audience, whom you see as more suspicious than Dracula donating blood, you're going to point and shoot the happiness of yoga, then you'll see that person won't stop laughing. Cousin! Now yes, don't let me distract me that this is serious. Close your eyes, breathe and at the same time think of something that makes you happy, then open your eyes and just in case, turn on the flashlight of the cell phone and illuminate the surroundings to ward off bad energies, and at once take advantage of it to tell Jorge Rodríguez to set aside the consultation for Thursday mornings because with all the information I bring you from the narco-terrorist opposition that asks for invasions, you are going to be crazier than Manuel Rosales alias “The Philosopher of Zulia”, when he said that no one can give you women electricians He hires because it takes up to 9 months to give birth.

Goddess! I recommend that you look for some cushions and make yourself very comfortable in that chair because the atomic bombs I bring you are hotter than the back plate of a space rocket.

Cousin! Do you remember our cooperating patriot “Mamajuana” who we have infiltrated the Dominican Republic? Good brother! , Mamajuana sent you a better joke than a Monday when a holiday falls. It turns out, it happens and it happens that, according to Mamajuana, the president of the Dominican Republic, Luis Abinader, alias “Beibito”, could not withstand a pound of pressure from warlord Marco Rubio, alias “Little Marco”, and agreed to turn Dominican territory into a U.S. military base because Marco Rubio blackmailed him with information that the gringos have that the Dominican Republic is a drug recipient and an important port for flooding the USA. Brother! , Mamajuana says that when the US Secretary of War, Pete Hegseth, alias “Bob Patiño”, arrived in Santo Domingo and gave this order to Abinader, the “Beibito” could do nothing and complied with the order sent to him by Marco Rubio without joking, despite the fact that most Dominicans repudiate this interference with the sovereignty of that country.

Brother! , but that's not all, here's more good information than eating black carrots with sugar and mayonnaise, because as our commander in chief Super Mustache says: “Chavism has eyes and ears everywhere”.

Our cooperating patriot ASOMAMA, who is the director of the Association of Husbands Abused by Women, and in addition, has more contacts in Washington than an elevator button, sent you to say that he found out through his contacts in the White House that Little Marco was committed to the Secretary of War, Pete Hegseth, alias “Bob Patiño”, to say that if Hegseth helped him increase tensions in the Caribbean and to pressure the Trump cabal to invade Venezuela, Little Marco would nominate him as his candidate for vice president of the United States at the 2028 Republican convention, because Marco Rubio wants to kill the current vice president J.D Vence.

Goddess! , our cooperating patriot “VitaFer” who has his contacts in the Capitol, sent you to say that the gringos are still more entangled than Doña Florinda's bows, because in the U.S. Congress, Democratic and Republican senators agreed again to submit to the vote another resolution limiting war powers and U.S. military deployment in the Caribbean. But that's not all cousin, Republican congresswoman Sara Jacobs presented a poll in the middle of the Congress that confirms what we told you last week: more than 70% of Americans reject a military invasion of Venezuela. Brother! As I had also told you, Little Marco and Bob Patiño hit a dead end in the Trump camp with that military deployment and this could turn into the political Titanic of Catire.

Cousin! I come back, I repeat it and I repeat it again, as our commander in chief S Super Mustache says: “Chavism has eyes and ears everywhere”.

Brother! , our cooperating patriot “La Pepa er' Queso” who is infiltrated by María Corina's press team, alias “La Sayo”, sent you this information so that you can send it to your friend the minister. According to La Pepa er' Queso, La Sayo is very angry with her boss Marco Rubio because he didn't inform her that Donald Trump, alias “El Catire”, and Super Mustache were talking in secret, and besides, María Corina says that Little Marco is more disloyal than a cell phone that shuts off with 20% battery, since Marco Rubio didn't even tell La Sayo the topics they discussed in the call.

Cousin! , but she tells me “Candy Candy”, who is another cooperating patriot that we have infiltrated the Sayo network team, that María Corina, in order to do damage control over the telephone conversation between Trump and Super Mustache, sent her longliners and the digital media she controls to spread the false news that in the conversation about titans, supposedly, Catire Trump had told Super Mustache to resign from the government and leave the country, Cousin! As I told you before, this news is more false than the smile in the photo on the card because La Sayo has no idea about the issues that the presidents of the United States and Venezuela touched on in their telephone conversation.

Goddess! , our cooperating patriot “El Chichicuilote”, did what you asked. The Malaysian moved from Washington and went to Miami to see what information he could get about La Sayo, so he got into the weekly meeting of the only headquarters of Vente Venezuela that is still active, the one that remains in a house in Miami-Dade County, where I'll leave it to you. Brother! , Chichicuilote heard that María Corina's advisors are recommending that she should speak out to defend Venezuelans stranded at airports around the world because of the threat to airspace from the United States, but Sayo says she cannot do that, lest she make more of the account of Catire Trump, who already hates her for taking away the Nobel Peace Prize. Primo is on the lookout because the Sayo lobbies are also looking like crazy for a call from Catire to make a fool of herself, but your friend Sifri knows better about that beta.

Cousin! Sayo is not going to do anything for Venezuelans who have lost their flights, remember that this joke did not support the Venezuelan migrants that the United States deported to the concentration camps in El Salvador; she did not speak out when the US eliminated TPS and the Humanitarian Parole; nor did she denounce the extrajudicial murders of fishermen in the Caribbean and she played Shakira, that is, the deaf, blind and mute, brother! Sayo once again confirms the contempt and indifference she feels for Venezuelans.

Goddess! , I received other information so that you can send it to your friend the Minister of Interior and Justice. Do you remember our cooperating patriot “El Manduco”, the one they call him like that because he looks like the black guy on WhatsApp? Malay! Stop thinking about it seriously. Good cousin! , El Manduco, who is still undercover where you already know, told me that María Corina, alias “La Sayo”, sent some remaining ammunition coves to be moved to a strategic point in the center of the country to try to stage a skirmish before receiving the award for the best novel of the year, that is, the Nobel Prize. Brother! , says El Manduco that Sayo received a shipment of fake uniforms from the PNB, the National Guard and the Presidential Guard from Colombia. Cousin! , but I'm not going to tell you anything else here, so check out the WeChat group “Resteados con Super Mustache” because there's all the evidence sent to you by Manduco. The only thing I can tell you is that La Sayo is more open than a beach volleyball court.

Because you don't know who showed up? , our cooperating patriot “El Pejoteco” who disappears more than the Trumpet Jackal. Good cousin! , Pejoteco told you that there is Capriles, alias “Liceo de Noche”, who is called that because he is more lonely than a grain of rice in a pot of spaghetti. Brother! , Capriles is now giving interviews and connecting live because, according to him, it's time to capitalize on María Corina's political failure and let himself be seen to arrive with force when he is sworn in as a deputy of the new National Assembly on January 5, 2026, where by the way, we are going to wait for him to tell him his four well-spoken truths. Goddess! Remember that Liceo de Noche is not a sanctuary and in 2013 he sent people to unload their wrath and to face brothers against brothers. Goddess! , Pejoteco also sent you to say that he is still on the mission you gave him on the border with Cucuta and to review the WeChat group “Resteados con Super Mustache” because he sent you some videos.

Brother! , our cooperating patriot who owns the paddle tennis courts in Miami where Juan Guaidó, alias “Juanito the Vacuum Cleaner”, sent you to say that the Popular Will coyotes operating in Florida are more concerned than the mother of a bullfighter because of the announcement made by Catire Trump that he was going to suspend political asylum and that, in addition, they were also going to audit all the asylum that the United States had granted to migrants. Goddess! Remember that the coyotes of Voluntad Popular committed massive fraud against U.S. immigration authorities supporting requests for political asylum that were more false than a giraffe without a collar and, in addition, they defrauded a bunch of Venezuelan migrants who charged them up to 10,000 dollars to manage a chimbo political asylum in Gringoland. Cousin! , in the middle of the year I had already informed you about this and I handed you the list of the coyotes.

Goddess! , speaking of thieves, that is, of “Popular Will”. Our cooperating patriot “Calcibon”, who is covered up in the AN2015 scam, sent you to say that Julio Borges, alias “El Cejón” and Leopoldo López, alias “The Wireless Princess”, put more pressure than a hydraulic jack to get AN2015 to approve a new loan of 14 million dollars, which come out of the country's assets seized in foreign banks, they say they are for administrative expenses, where every member of that “Interim National Assembly” nonsense will be pocketed in December up to 30 thousand dollars without working. But that's not all cousin, hold on to that chair as if you were pressure pliers because here comes the good stuff. Calcibon also learned that, with the theft of CITGO, which was only possible thanks to the pre-delivery that Juanito the Vacuum Cleaner made to the government of Narnia, the company that was awarded to take away our main asset abroad, will give a commission of 500 million dollars to the leaders of Popular Will for helping them in the process, I'll pass the details to WeChat.

Cousin! Your godson Hugo Nicolás is there, who went to Norway, says he's going to report back to you in a heartbeat about everything that's going on with Sayo and her show. I'm leaving you because I'm helping mom paint the house, and besides, I'm fighting with my brothers, with “Chico” and “Lalo”, because I told them to sell the Optra, finished off and fiao if necessary, but they say we'll fix it, that the car still works, so I'm in that dilemma because we're looking for a new mechanic who is called the “Cujicero” and he swore to us that after he exorcises the Optra, the car will be ready to compete in the Formula 1.

Goddess! I say goodbye. I love you more than a Christmas Mega Plate sold at Angelica's restaurant, which is located on Cecilio Acosta Street in Maracaibo, between Bella Vista Avenue and Santa Rita Avenue, in front of what was the old Casino. Brother! Since you know that I am more ordinary than a cassava in a vase, that Christmas dish must have three hallacas, but of the operated ones, that is, those that open in half and apart from the stew, they add grated cheese, squares of smoked ham, and french fries that they throw at hot dogs; if possible, that they throw half a slice of zebu cheese on it. Cousin! , obviously, the hallaca must be made of meat, chicken and shank, and with all the corotics, except sweet raisins, because raisins make me feel straight. Brother! , on the side dish, there must be a boy in sauce, from whom they even pour beer so that the sauce smells like barley. The ham bread cannot be missing, but the one sold in the “Paladium” bakery that is located on the sides of the Plaza de las Madres, because that bread is not denied anything and is bigger than the obelisk in the Plaza de la República. Diosdado Eye! , that they put the middle part of the ham bread, that they don't fuck with our tips because otherwise a shamrock is going to be set on fire and I'm not responsible for what might happen. Cousin! , don't forget the ham ball, which is the size of a Creole ball. Goddess! I almost forgot the salad to which they have to put a lot of mayonnaise, of course, that they don't put peas because they are heavy on me, and that they don't deny the boiled egg. Goddess! , I warn you that if they don't throw an egg carton in my salad I'll light a chicken pot in that restaurant because I love you without limits. Brother! , to drink a Big Cola of 3 and a half liters, with a glass of the mollejúos, which look like an old washing machine tub. For dessert, a majarete of those that are sold in front of Plaza Bolívar in the municipality of Santa Rita, opposite the mayor's office, but that they add plenty of coconut, sweet anise and cinnamon to the majarete and that they are depraved on top with condensed milk and chocolate rain.

You take care of me cousin, what I love you is dick