The show is over! Find out about the fights between Inmundo and La Sayo (+plans of violence)

Published at: 09/07/2025 10:35 PM

Wednesday, July 09, 2025.

Maracaibo, Santa Lucia sector, diagonal to Pa' Que Luis, in the white house with the red bars that have a Chávez banner and a mushy sign that says: “WITH MADURO WE WILL WIN ALL THE MAYORS ON JULY 27”.

Patriot Patricio the Maracucho.

What was Diosdado? How are you my dear brother? Look cousin, if you know what you have to do before reading the letter, why are you acting crazy? Don't act tough and sit once in the black chair and carmalize yourself; take a deep breath as if you were bathing in the Amana River; take the air out slowly through your mouth and imagine that you are taking out the yuca there in the little field; look intently at the camera, open your eyes as big as you can and close them, do that three times in a row to relax your eyelids and facial expression. Good brother! , prepare yourself as if you were waiting for the gunshot of December 31 with the yellow interiors and the dozen green grapes because with all the information I bring you you are going to be crazier than Manuel Rosales, alias “The Philosopher of Zulia” when he acknowledged last week, in a political committee of A New Time, that he had BOTOX but no VOTES.

Goddess! , let's start the way you like it, with María Corina, alias “La Sayo”. And I warn you that this joke is weirder than a giraffe without a neck, the last thing our cooperating patriot, who is the community manager of La Sayo, told me, is that María Corina's mental state is more complicated than removing the lid of the Davis Menthol bottle, since she keeps talking pistols and smoking up to the yellow cigarette butts, scratches her head a lot and continues to abuse alcohol. Primo, there are other mental symptoms and strange behaviors of María Corina, but since you told me not to say anything like that around here, I'd better keep quiet as if it were an unplugged fridge.

But that's not all brother, lean back on the back of your chair because with what I'm going to tell you, you're going to look crazier than Henri Falcón after he passes like a chimón. Do you remember the paramilitary camp that is located in the mountainous area of the north of the department of Santander in Colombia? The one where we have my cousin Tuqueque undercover?

Good God! , El Tuqueque sent you to say that the paramilitary leader of that camp, alias “Alpha 1”, contacted La Sayo and warned her that mobilizing the camp to Venezuelan territory for the third week of July as planned will be more difficult than loosening the screws on a rubber with a nail cutter, because the intelligence services of the Venezuelan State and all the components of the FANB have been activated and have armored the border crossings with Colombia by land, sea and air. María Corina told the paramilitary leader, alias “Alpha 1”, that they should continue with the plan because if she failed to overthrow the government in the month of July as planned, she would lose the last breath she had left with the gringos and would have to leave the country.

Cousin! , the community manager of La Sayo sent you other information that was confirmed with our cooperating patriot “El Gringo”. It turns out that Marco Rubio, alias “Little Marco”, met with Republican congresswoman María Elvira Salazar, alias “La Malandra Elvira” because the scoundrel asked him for an audience to talk about the issue of Venezuelan migrants in the United States, and of course to intercede for his partner María Corina. Goddess! , Marco Rubio confirmed to “La Malandra Elvira” that all Venezuelans who are not residents of the United States will be deported or locked up in the Aligator Alcatraz prison, because Donald Trump, alias “El Catire”, does not want to give any support to La Sayo because Trump knows that María Corina lost her remaining pyrrhic support from Venezuelans inside and outside the country; and in addition, Little Marco, told María Elvira Salazar to recommend María Corina leaves Venezuela as soon as possible, since the U.S. government would offer her political asylum.

Goddess! , the community manager tells me, that when Congresswoman María Elvira Salazar informed La Sayo what Little Marco said, María Corina screamed like the demoniac of the movie “The Exorcist”, with good reason La Sayo is seen with a bad face in recent interviews and more distressed than Coquito when you started reading the letter from the VIP.

Brother! , after “La Malandra Elvira” blocked the call to La Sayo, María Corina contacted her comrade Magalli MedArisa and her foreign minister Pedro Urruchurtututu, alias, “Mango Aguado”, and told them that the ball puller that they put on the Trump suit to get his support is not working and that, in order to regain the support of the United States they urgently need to do something this July 28, that they must try to organize some important protest, even if it is outside of Venezuela, but ¡Primo! Mango Aguado confronted La Sayo and told her that this was not feasible because Venezuelan migrants around the world hate her because they know that she, María Corina betrayed them, and in Venezuela the few remaining Vente political cadres left that movement to support different candidates in the municipal elections this July 27. Cousin! La Sayo had a fit of anger and insulted Pedro Urruchurtututu, the coña told her that he was “more useless than an unplugged microphone”.

But that's not all Diosdado, hold on to the chair really hard, as if you were riding a roller coaster without your seat belt, because here's where the good stuff comes to you. It turns out that Pedro Urruchurtututu, alias “Mango Aguado”, also informed La Sayo that Inmundo González is still reluctant to carry out certain orders because Inmundo says that María Corina is selfish because she only negotiated to get out the leaders of Vente Venezuela who were crammed up at the Argentinian embassy in Caracas and her mother who went out like a Kardashian through Maiquetia International Airport in broad daylight. Primo La Sayo sent Chespirito to tell Pedro Urruturtututu a rude thing that is too vulgar that I can't say around here, he also told him not to play old senile and to remember that she's the one in charge.

Goddess! , our cooperating patriot “El Pejoteco” sent you to say that Juan Requesens, alias “Chupeta Boba”, is very angry with María Corina because he already found out that she was the one who sent him to fuck off on social networks for going to visit his children in Gringoland. Chupeta Boba assures that all the attacks he received were by the longliners of La Sayo and he swore that he would stop getting into the crazy substances he gets into if he didn't take revenge on María Corina as soon as possible. Cousin! , the truth is that La Sayo does not respect either the families or the children of her political opponents.

Brother! our cooperating patriot VitaFer sent you information that won't let La Sayo sleep. It turns out that your friend the Minister of Interior and Justice ordered the security rings to be reinforced at the El Guri dam because counterintelligence reports indicate that the dam may be attacked within the framework of the terrorist opposition's plan for this month of July. Good cousin! I'll tell you that SEBIN captured two individuals of Colombian nationality and according to VitaFer the kids are singing more than a church choir, and in their cell phone records there is a connection with an alias, “Alpha 1”, there are also other information that I can't tell you here, but I'm going to send it to you by the WeChat group “Resteados con Super Mustache”.

Goddess! , our cooperating patriot “Pokémon” who is still undercover in Guyana, sent you to say that President Irfaan Ali, alias “The Zelenski of the Caribbean” together with Marco Rubio, want to set up a new “False Flag” operation on the shores of the Venezuelan Essequibo to sell the false news that Venezuela is using those coasts as a drug trafficking route and thus be able to use this pretext in its infamy of wanting to snatch the Essequibo with the help of Crazy Cuban Marco Rubio. Cousin! Pokémon says that you suggest to our commander in chief Super Mustache that he order to reinforce the patrol in that maritime area and to inform him that the last orders given by the Super Mustache president to defend the Essequibo are being carried out to the letter.

Brother! our cooperating patriot “Cabeza de Motor” who has his people undercover in Julio Borges' team, alias “El Cejón”, sent you to say that Cejón told La Sayo that he has already collected enough votes for AN2015 to swear to Inmundo González as president in exile and to her as vice-president in exchange for María Corina naming him as President of the Board of Auditors of CITGO in the USA, because according to Cejón de Borges, that's where The cobres are there and he is worried because he says that he still needs 50 million more dollars to be able to live quietly abroad like a bum, because he knows that he no longer has a way to return to Venezuela. María Corina is thinking about it.

Goddess! Since you always tell me to keep you informed of how things are going in Zulia, I tell you that you are going to enjoy more than a bus driver listening to Maelo Ruiz, with the pearls that I bring you.

Primo, do you remember last week when I told you that José Javier Barboza of UNT turned to the Philosopher of Zulia and decided to support the candidacy of our comrade Gian Carlo Di Martino along with 700 other opposition leaders? Good brother! , that same day I also warned you to get ready because more opposition leaders were going to turn to support Di Martino, this time it was the president of the City Council, Omar Molina, of the Union and Change party who also decided to support Di Martino's candidacy, because according to Omar Molina, the opposition candidate for mayor of Maracaibo, Adrián Romero, alias “ÑOÑO”, is grayer than stainless steel.

Goddess! , our cooperating patriot, who sells chichas at the Udón Pérez high school, told you to go grab the stage because in the coming days more business, professional and transport unions will support Di Martino's candidacy, including the merchants of the alley of the poor, the fleas and the little beaches.

Our cooperating patriot who is the driver of the Bella Vista station trolleys sent you to say that he heard that Manuel Rosales, alias “The Philosopher of Zulia” sent Nora Bracho to demobilize the UNT structures in Maracaibo for the start of the NOÑO campaign because according to the Philosopher, ÑOÑO is the one who must guarantee the logistics and resources for that day. But Pejoteco informed me that ÑOÑO contacted Tomas Guanipa, alias “Cacique 500”, and Liceo de Noche, that is, with Capriles, to ask them for resources for the campaign, but they told him that they are more peeled than a squeezed lemon.

Diosdado I'm leaving you because I have to take your godson Hugo Nicolás to the barbershop because his pussy grows faster than a matapalo tree.

Good God! I love you more than the rice with goat in coconut that you sell in El Moján, the kind where the meat is loose and they don't deny the coconut; because the stew has plenty of vegetables chopped into small pieces and well seasoned, served with a kilo of massacotuo rice with strips of brown noodles and chickpeas from the gizzard; with avocado, tomato, onion salad and a touch of olive oil that the Copetuos use; with an extra service of slices of ripe banana, with butter on top and a kilo of grated semi-hard cheese; with a service of tostones from green banana with heavy cream on top, salt and a slice of zebu cheese; since the service is special, they put three fried eggs on top. To drink, a two-liter plastic jug with a guarapo pan and plenty of ice. Cousin! And since you know that I already started the diet, for dessert I would only order a Chimbos Egg candy, but of course, they should throw me a full carton of eggs, with plenty of butter, vanilla and a quarter of cheap rum.

You take care of me cousin! What I love you is dick!

Mazo News Team