They are the same! Find out what Chatarrita Capriles' plan is to emulate La Sayo and her 28J show

Published at: 21/05/2025 11:23 PM

Wednesday, May 21, 2025.

Maracaibo, Santa Lucia sector, diagonal to Pa' Que Luis, in the white house with the red bars that have a Chávez banner and a mushy sign that says “WITH MADURO, ON MAY 25 WE WON BY BEATING”.

Patriot Patricio the Maracucho.

What was Diosdado? How are you my dear brother? Look Malay, I don't know how to start, but in the meantime, go sit back and get comfortable in the black chair, take your time and relax, imagine that you are on the beach drinking coconut water watching the waves and clouds. Tell the cameramen of El Mazo to focus well on you, read calmly and delicately because with all the information I bring you about the fascist and violent opposition, you are going to be crazier than Manuel Rosales, alias “The Philosopher of Zulia”, when he said that: if he is ever drowning in the sea, he will start to cry, because crying lets off steam.

Brother! we're going to start like iguanas do, falling and running; because the situation in the opposition is more entangled than an octopus fight. Primo, it turns out that María Corina Machado, alias “La Sayo”, now I tell you that she is more politically evicted than Edmundo González Urrutia, alias “Chespirito”.

Cousin! our cooperating patriot, who is Sayo's community manager and who is still more attached to it than a cell phone screen protector, sent you to say that María Corina was shocked when your friend the Minister of Interior and Justice gave the press conference informing that the entire terrorist plan that María Corina and Iván Simonovis, alias “El Reno”, have planned to attack the elections of May 25 had already been discovered and dismantled.

Goddess! everything matches what we have been warning you, look for the previous cards cousin! , because the people have the right to know that we are not playing dolls here, that we have everything monitored and that the things we sometimes let happen are for the greater good of the country.

Brother! Our patriot the community reconfirmed what we already knew, it turns out that among the objectives of the selective attacks that La Sayo ordered to execute, are: the headquarters of the Colombian embassy in Venezuela; the headquarters of the United States embassy and the headquarters of the Spanish embassy; also the headquarters of the CNE in Plaza Venezuela; they were going to vandalize the headquarters of A New Time in Los Palos Grandes and are seeking to attack Juan Requesens to turn him into a martyr after the bratty that she herself sent him to put on social networks.

Goddess! The community sent you to say that La Sayo will continue to insist on attacking the National Electricity System, especially on Saturday or Sunday because the group wants to destroy the elections yes or yes. But cousin! I'll give you a fact, your friend the minister has everything under control along with the bodies that make up the national security system because the 38 pussies we captured red-handed are singing louder than Betulio Medina on December 24 and the TUN TUN operation is still more active than a traffic light at rush hour.

Cousin! , another thing that worries La Sayo more than a turtle without a shell is that the new extension of Chevron's license to continue operating in Venezuela, made it clear that Donald Trump, alias “El Catire” is still thinking of an intelligent understanding with “Super Mustache”. Brother! I told you about two weeks ago, that La Sayo didn't sleep because she knew that she was moving hard despite the attempts of Marco Rubio, alias “Little Marco”, to undermine any rapprochement between “the Mustache and the Catire”, that's why I sent you the recording where María Corina comes out giving Marco Rubio more straw than Miss Capriles to Julio Borges, alias “El Cejón” when she accused him of stealing 50 million dollars Justice first.

Brother! , the Sayo community manager told me that when María Corina found out on social media that officials of the U.S. and Venezuelan governments met in Antigua and Barbuda to continue the talks between the two countries, María Corina lost her yoyo and said that she was betrayed once again by Marco Rubio, alias “Little Marco”, who was once again left as a village bride, dressed and in an uproar.

Goddess! , that audio of María Corina where she destroys Marco Rubio should be released on national television. Cousin! , there La Sayo says that Marco Rubio is an idiot, that he has no influence on Trump and that the MAGA are going to pulverize him, because the ruling of the U.S. Supreme Court in favor of revoking the TPS of Venezuelan migrants in that country affects the image of María Corina and the three congressmen nicknamed “The Crazy Cubans”. Brother! this affects them not only in South Florida but in Venezuela and the world. In addition, La Sayo also spoke ill of Rubio, blaming him for being inept for not having stopped the recent statements of President Trump's space envoy for Venezuela, Richard Grenell, where he stated that Trump is not looking for a change of government in Venezuela but rather thinking about what is best for the United States, and this leaves La Sayo for what it is, a fictional and low-budget film.

Cousin! , do you remember that last week María Corina told the lie that supposedly on January 10 the State security agencies had captured her, were going to murder her and fractured her rib? Good brother! , says our friend the patriotic community manager, to get used to these strange stories from La Sayo because María Corina is beginning to have dangerous episodes associated with dementia, a condition that no one wants, but in her case she sought it out herself. Goddess! The joke is kept talking to himself with cigarettes, just like Tom Hanks, when talking to Wilson (the volleyball ball) in the movie The Shipwreck, María Corina hardly sleeps, laughs alone and is inventing things that are not real life. Seriously Diosdado, it seems that now La Sayo's front train has been loosened.

That by the way brother, speaking of fake news. Turns out that La Sayo ordered the publication of a Meganalisis poll that is more false than a sugar-free Coca Cola, the Meganalisis pamphlet (which is by María Corina) says that more than 84% of Venezuelans will not vote in Sunday's elections, Primo! , it's the sabotage operation, it's the same thing he did for July 28 last year, it begins with a communication war that manipulates numbers, discredits the election, and then attacks the electoral system and sets up his new North Macedonia 2 plan, you'll remember me. In addition, he sent elements of his commandos now called “nodes”, which we have fully identified and we know how much they were paid to paint some walls calling not to vote.

Goddess! Do you remember our cooperating patriot “Lens Screw” who lives in Guyana? who is called that because he is shorter than a chair without legs. Good brother! , Tornillo de Lente informed us that the president of Guyana, Irfaan Ali, alias “The Zelensky of the Caribbean”, contacted La Sayo to express his concern about Sunday's elections in Venezuela, where for the first time the authorities of Guyana Esequiba will be elected, but La Sayo told Zelensky del Caribe not to worry because when she comes to power, the first thing she will do is rescind the election of those authorities, this was also promised to ExxonMobil. Brother! Remember the episodes of dementia they are giving María Corina, it's not a game.

Cousin! changing the subject a bit because talking about La Sayo is already annoying, but we have to inform the people. I'll tell you that our cooperating patriot “El Pejoteco” sent you a better gossip than scratching your ear with a hairpin. It turns out and happens that, five days before the elections, Miss Capriles is more entangled than the cables behind the television, because they don't give her the numbers to win decently. In addition, their candidates for governors have not covered the electoral roll with the table witnesses required by the CNE. For example: Juan Requesens, alias “Chupeta Boba”, in Miranda state has only been able to cover 12% of the electoral roll; Lustay Franco, alias “La Acomodada”, in Falcón has not covered even 5% of the electoral roll; and Henry Falcón, alias “Chimón”, is more dented in Lara than a hallaca in the middle of the year. Cousin! Add to this that all the candidates for governors and deputies of the “Union and Change” party are asking Capriles for resources for mobilization and logistics on election day, but you know that the ghost is harder than opening a lock without keys.

Goddess! , Juan Pablo Guanipa, alias “Tequeño Crudo”, sent you a message again, the pussy doesn't know how to flirt with you and sent you to ask what if you saw the anger he gave Manuel Rosales, alias “The Philosopher of Zulia” on social networks. Primo El Tequeño Siniestro says that with this he wants to show you that he can help divide the opposition on the condition that you help him negotiate his entry and exit from the country, as did those from Vente Venezuela who were hiding in the Argentine embassy in Caracas. Brother! , Juan Pablo Guanipa insists on meeting with you, he says he has very important information about La Sayo. Cousin! Remember what Magalí Meda sent you to say that time, that Tequeño Crudo was not to be trusted since it was more false than a wooden Cocosette. You! Tell me what we're going to do with Tequeño Crudo because my phone is going to explode with calls and messages and you know that I don't work with that merchandise. To the best of our knowledge, few words.

Brother! , our cooperating patriot El Madrileño, who is still more attached to Inmundo González than the decal of the quarters on the glass of the car, sent you to say that La Sayo, despite Chespirito's state of health, forced him to attend an event in Madrid where the former presidents of the Idea Group were in order to divert comments about his real medical condition. Cousin! , El Madrileño says that Inmundo continues to undergo his treatment, that since December he has not spoken to the PUPU and María Corina only when the joke requires him to do something. Goddess! I just sent the images of Chespirito's new medical results to you to the WeChat group “Resteados con Super Mustache”.

Cousin! I'll leave you the ñapa. The show “North Macedonia 2” is coming. Here, the traitor of Miss Capriles will once again try to see if he fits La Sayo with the right path, but not only him, in this plan there are also people from the Pencil who were left without a tip, and people from UNT. The plan is to take the minutes of the centers where they are losing to set up the same show on July 28. The operation will be carried out through witnesses infiltrated by María Corina and then I will tell you some names of those who are in the conspiracy, the rest I'll pass to WeChat: Miranda's witnesses were camouflaged by Rafael Rojas, nicknamed “guava”, current political advisor to Juan Requesens and the person they put to collect all the records from the hatillo, is Ana Cecilia Salvatierra; Guillermo Luces put them in Anzoátegui; those from Falcón, put them in Lustay Franco's husband, Ernesto Rodríguez nicknamed “Tucupita”; those from Caracas will have Pencil credentials; in Zulia, Juan Pablo Guanipa brought his people into the Rosales register; in Aragua, who obtained the credentials for Única is Aurimare Rodríguez; in Bolívar, Andrés Velásquez infiltrated Raúl Yussef's (UNT-Única) census; in Nueva Esparta, they infiltrated with people from Alfredo Díaz in the Morel's electoral roll, cousin! They don't change and you'll remember me!

On the other hand, brother! I inform you that the 1X5, 1X10 and 1X20 machinery of the PSUV in Zulia is more oiled than a pie from the pavilion just left the paila. We are ready to go out on Sunday to fight for our State.

Well, brother! I'm leaving you because I made a commitment to my mom to accompany her to an organizational meeting of the PSUV. Primo, so you know that the mechanic handed me the Fair Line 500, remember that since that car is bigger than a traveling stadium, I will be able to fit a lot of passengers on Sunday. Cousin! , we are ready to defend the country against the new terrorist plans of La Sayo, El Reno Simonovis and Erick Prince who is trying to do something from Ecuador to avoid being the fraudster that he is, but rest assured that we are waiting for them with open arms, we are ready for a new victory of the revolution.

Good God! I love you more than a paila of the big “paella rice” that they sell at Casa Paco in Bella Vista, the kind that they fill it with calamari, shrimp, chipichipi, mussels, but they also release a complete chicken that comes with bagels and a breast bigger than the bridge over Lake Maracaibo. Cousin! That the rice has all the vegetables it had and to have, except carrots because it can make me sick and I have a delicate stomach. In addition, that they add enough olive oil that the rich like, and that they add a full pot of Japanese peanuts to give it a spicy touch. Brother, you know that I love to add tomato sauce and mayonnaise to rice, you can't miss that and the respective 3-liter BigCola. Goddess! Since I haven't been feeling very hungry lately, for dessert I only want a one-kilo gypsy arm, to be showered with lots of colorful rain inside and condensed milk on the top.

 

Primo, see you in the victory of May 25. With Chávez and Maduro we will win!

What I love you is Verga! You take care of me cousin!

Mazo News Team