They are the same thing! Find out what Sayo, Borges, Juanito Alimaña, Delpino and Enrique Márquez are up to

Published at: 14/08/2024 09:41 PM

Wednesday, August 14, 2024.

Maracaibo, Santa Lucia sector, diagonal to Pa' Que Luis, in the white house with the red bars that has a Chávez banner and a mushy notice that says WE WON WITH MADURO.

Patriota Patricio the Maracucho

What was Diosdado? How are you my dear brother? Look, cousin, I already spoke to mom and made the decision to accept your invitation to apply and join the ranks of SEBIN to become a research and counterintelligence professional; and also to continue to do my bit for the peace and tranquility of the country. Meanwhile, I continue to use my modest tactics in the field, so I spoke to María Corina, alias “La Sayo”, and I told her that I want to continue working at her side, I told her that she is still my leader and well the joke got all excited, she asked me to join the new Command called “Ganó Venezuela”, but since you know that she is in hiding, we are going to manage everything with VPN through the Signal messaging application. Primo, it's in my best interest that La Sayo continues with her invention of hiding, even if it's a lie because that allows me to move with my network of patriotic informants in the rest of the opposition.

Diosdado, La Sayo still doesn't suspect anything of mine and is very happy that I'm still working with her. La Sayo says that in difficult times she values people who don't leave her because of a cousin, now if it's true that the joke seems like a single soul, no one wants to hang out with her except your friend the sifrine who feels sorry to abandon La Sayo. Primo, the Sifrina has a good heart that's why I'm thinking of losing about 80 kg to see if I throw the dogs back and with that SEBIN badge they're going to give me I can dazzle her, but cousin, mom still doubts that I'll become General Commissioner she says I have no qualities, she says I'm crazier than Uncle Lucas, the one with the crazy Addams and fatter than Ñoño, the son of Mr. Barriga, mom doesn't understand that we're undercover agents like that.

Brother, let's get into the matter. Let's start with political esotericism. Primo, there are people who think it's a joke to use witches and spirits in politics to have a political impact, but look, that's not a joke, I've been reading a book that explains how some politicians use esotericism to nourish blind hope because in real life they have nothing to offer. Primo, this is a big deal, there you have Reinaldo Dos Santos, who has been taking out copper from the Venezuelan opposition for years.

Diosdado , you are going to go crazy with this: I have the address and the intermediaries of the paleros, santeros, babalawos and witches who are being played by La Sayo and by the people close to Magalí Meda, alias “La Commadre”. Primo, La Sayo entered the phase of despair because she knows that there is very little she can do in real life, so she is paying witches, influencers and even scarecrows to tell people that Maduro is leaving. Primo, my patriotic informant at the Argentinian embassy told me that he managed to watch a video call that Magalí made with his personal witch, who regularly reads his cards. What Magali doesn't know is that the witch is playing tricks on him.

Primo, the truth is that I don't believe in any of that, I protect myself with God, La Chinita and the 200 saints to whom mom entrusts me, but when they come back they fly, so I recommend dear cousin that you put your red interiors upside down.

Brother, a voice note has just arrived on Telegram from the cooperating patriot Benito, who informs me that a new fire has just been set up between María Corina Machado and Leopoldo López, alias “The Prince of Salamanca” because La Sayo learned that El Princeso and Juanito Alimaña are trying to carry out a coup d'etat in the international community. Leopoldo and Guaidó are trying to control all the relationships they had with the interim government, taking advantage of the fact that La Sayo is more down than a trucker's belly. Primo, isn't it surprising that Juanito Alimaña has been active and talking more than necessary since July 28? Well, that's where the shots come from. They are killing each other to see who will be able to direct the collection of economic resources to finance “the new phase” of the fight for the “freedom of Venezuela”.

We continue with Ambassador Palma de Coco. It turns out that the pussy receives two hundred flames a day from María Corina and her people pushing for the United States to recognize Chespirito and apply more sanctions to the country. Primo, Palma de Coco made it very clear to them that there is no diplomatic way to pressure Super Mustache if the opposition doesn't correct the mistakes they made in the records they falsified. He also told them that it was impossible to rule on Venezuela if the country was at peace. Palma de Coco told them that it is even difficult to ask for the prisoners who were burning the country because they in the United States had sentenced the leader of Oath Keepers, one of the protagonists of the assault on the Capitol in January 2021, cousin, La Sayo and her people turned the saint upside down.

Diosdado, there is great concern on the part of the group of friends of Chespirito, that is, of Inmundo González. First of all, they are concerned about their health because Inmundo may not arrive with mental clarity to January 2025, which is the new plan for La Sayo and her dwarves. Inmundo's friends don't want Chespirito to leave office to La Sayo, so they start thinking about leaving their daughter Mariana in charge of the succession in case something should happen to Inmundo. Sayo cleverly did not incorporate any of Inmundo's friends into the Ganó Venezuela command, nor are the leaders of the Unitary Platform, that honeymoon is over and next week I'll have more information for you.

Primo, the only thing left for La Sayo is to hide behind the spherical balls of the murderer of Julio Borges, and his corrupt clan. Sayo knows that there is no way to swear in Edmundo Gonzales as president and begins to evaluate the possibility of leaving the country with Inmundo to be sworn in with AN2015. The problem is that Julio Borges has already said that he should be the chancellor and they should respect almost the same structure they had when Juanito Alimaña was the president of Narnia. Diosdado , you are going to remember me because this is what they are cooking, I myself have the La Sayo chat saying that if she had to sell her soul to the corrupt people of Borges, López and Vecchio, she would do it so as not to leave the path free for Super Mustache. Primo, if so, what's the difference between La Sayo? , I say this because she tells us all that she is different and that this time everything will be different, what I see is that everything is as before or worse.

Diosdado, three warnings: Enrique Márquez, the same one who sold political party cards in the CNE, is receiving money from María Corina to operate politically, he is also receiving money from outside, using the NGO of one of his girlfriends to download and control funds. Rector Juan Carlos Delpino is preparing the script he needs to read and which will be aligned with the setup of the Carter Center and the UN Inexperienced Group, that will be Rector Delpino's last blow before fleeing the country. Delpino is being pressured by the gringos because of a case he has in the United States, but he would also be asking for a million dollars to abandon ship, by the way, he let his beard grow now I'm sending you the photo so you can see it. Along the same lines, some of the opposition and that “democratic” are following, who are meeting with Juan Barreto and other journalists.

Well brother, I'm leaving you because I have to keep studying for the counterintelligence exam that I had the other week at SEBIN and I'm getting all worked up.

You take care of me brother and you know that I love you more than an empanada made from the gizzards they sell in the center of Maracaibo with shredded meat, chicken, potato with cheese, smoked ham, a slice of chorizo with its respective tartar sauce and a liter and a half malt. And for dessert, an icaco candy with a lot of red salcita, which is the best thing in that pussy.

Mazo News Team