They used the Chic-Flada! Find out what is hidden behind the Nobel Prize awarded to La Sayona

Published at: 15/10/2025 08:12 PM

OCTOBER 15, 2025

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Hello Gordooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! How are you my chubby Politzia? I tell you that I continue to drink coffee in “La Valles”, I continue in active mourning because Cori doesn't come out of one failure to enter another one, because people will think that my friends are super happy to have won the Free Peace Market award, yes! You read that right, because the Nobel Prize is anything, now you can even buy it on a website, and that is the reason for the sadness of my friend Cori, so much effort to buy the prize to look worse than it was.

MY BABY GERBER. You know what crossed my mind that, if Cori won a Nobel Peace Prize, then Andrés Velásquez can Mr. Venezuela, Total Cori showed that you can win any contest without having the merits. Look, I already had the posters made of Andrés modeling the interiors of the Maracucho, oseaaaaaaaa!

MY BREAD DOUGH DIPPED IN CAFÉ GUARAPO. You know that poor Cori wasn't trending on her birthday because nobody cared, but she was very sure that when she was announced as the winner of the Nobel Peace Prize, people were going to take to the streets to celebrate and acclaim her swearing in as president, oh well! How do I explain it to you! But Cori didn't lose hope, because she was very sure that it would become a global trend when they announced the Nobel Prize, and she was right, although the truth is that it was a trend because of the bad move she made against Trump and the MAGA, also because of the rejection she has received from important personalities in the world, because of the memes they made and because of the rain of criticism that is still raining down on her, God! poor Cori! even good things go wrong for him.

MY CRACKLING ROLL WITH CREAM AND FUR. I'm going to tell you how the Nobel Prize happened. It turns out that Cori had been cooking this up since last year, even his main supporters in 2024, were a group of Republicans led by Marco Rubio's lousy Rick Scott and Mike Waltz, who at the time believed that my friends Catire Trump was going to lose the presidency and decided to strengthen Cori to have an operator in Venezuela. What they didn't count on in the equation, was that Catire Trump became obsessed with winning the Nobel Prize and they (the lousy one from Rubio and company), had already predicted that Cori would be the winner to kill two birds with one shot: stabbing Catire Trump in the back, and at the same time giving an oxygen bottle to the dying Cori.

MY CHINESE RIB TO BITE YOU TO EAT. The truth is that Cori realized very late that he is a simple pawn on the board of American domestic politics, or rather, in the fight between Marco Rubio and The MAGA. God! I'll tell you this, because on Thursday night, do you remember I called to tell you that the people who finance Cori had managed to buy the Nobel Prize? Good! Cori was very nervous, she told me that she wanted to make a rosary so that something would happen and they wouldn't give her the prize, because I understood that she was going to win the grudge of the MAGA and the Catire Trump, as in fact, it happened!

God given oooooo Joséeeeeeee! Look, I've been warning you and you don't stop me. The lousy Marco Rubio is playing to leave Catire Trump on the ground, and this Nobel Peace Prize that they gave to Cori is nothing more than a rematch of the Cuban American Clan against Trump, really!

MY LITTLE WINNIE POOH BEAR! , now comes the best part of this story. As it turns out, Cori owes this Nobel Prize to money from ExxonMobil and to Thor Leonardo Halvorssen Mendoza, who, although he is the Crazy Leo's family, since 2023 Thor's louse started playing close with Cori when he saw that his cousin is a disaster. God! , for those who don't know him, Thor Halvorssen is Norwegian-Venezuelan, and he chairs the Oslo Freedom Forum, an annual event that brings together global activists, of course on the right. I drink! Thor's louse has a lot of influence in the Norwegian parliament and Cori herself confirmed to me that it was he who was in charge of giving her notoriety, that is, making Cori known to the Norwegians, and it was Thor's lousy who influenced the Nobel Prize committee with his lobby to make her the beneficiary.

MY BLACK FACE WITH SUGAR! The louse Thor Halvorssen also has his own game and interests. It turns out that he wants to enter the gas business and sees in Cori the only opportunity to get it easy in Venezuela. Oseaaaaaa! for Dior! for Chanel! But hold on, because here I'll leave you the cherry on the cake. It turns out that in the case of ExxonMobil, we are talking about an American company that coincidentally has been operating in Norway since 1893, Diosdi! you can imagine that it has a decisive influence on the economic and political system of Norway, that is, it is not a company that can go unnoticed. But my banana sandwich! , there's more! , this will not be the first time that Exxon has won a Nobel Prize under the table, since in the past it has been related to the Nobel Prize in chemistry and its strategic importance for the development of products offered by Exxon in its portfolio. God! , I see this and I only think of poor Trump, everyone has betrayed him, I can't believe it!

God or Joseph! Oh God dadoooo! When they made the call from Oslo early Friday morning to tell Cori the news, you can't imagine that moment. My friends started to cry, not out of happiness as her few followers believe, but out of fear, panic and terror, because she was clear that they used her to humiliate the Trump cabal internationally. That's why she had no choice but to immediately run to say on social networks that she dedicated that award to Catire Trump to try to gain a little leniency with him. Of course, Cori and Rubio already had the plan for the call, but they had to wait a long time for Trump to accept.

MY LITTLE HANDLE! , AND IF YOU NEGLECT YOURSELF, YOU KNOW! I can only tell you this way that the call lasted 38.9 seconds recorded on the stopwatch on Cori's iPhone, where 28 seconds were Cori telling Catire Trump that he was the best, that it was an honor for her to talk to him and that she admired him a lot, while the other 10.9 seconds were enough for Catire Trump to say “hello”, “congratulations”, “bye bye”, there Cori died.

MY BANANA BAKED WITH MELTED CHEESE, AS I MELTED FOR YOU! Last night I started thinking about you, suddenly I stared into the mirror, and I said to myself: “Myself, is it that Cori is going to donate the million dollars that come with the Nobel Prize or is she going to give it to her friend to keep it for herself? Look at Diosdi! I bet all my wallets against your wallet, because Cori is going to keep that money, although there are people believing that she is going to distribute it to the useful fools she has in the supposed Committee of Political Prisoners, that is! Please ooooor!

Speaking of alleged political prisoners. I drink! Turns out that Georgetown University in Washington, D.C., awarded the Hilary Clinton Award to Sairam Rivas for supposedly defending Human Rights. Sairam, is the girlfriend of the terrorist Jesús Armas and the same girl that I told you are preparing as Cori's successor, although she has a softer voice, but both have the same bad heart, because they use all that speech of the supposed political prisoners to gain notoriety and spaces! Hold on Diosdi! that's not the whole story. As Mrs. Hilary Clinton is a Democrat, Cori refrained from congratulating Sairam on her social networks and asked that this news go under the table so as not to add more anger to Catire Trump, that is, Cori uses the topic of alleged political prisoners as a convenience, nothing new, but this time it was very evident and I hope that with that, both Democrats and Republicans, understand who my friend Cori is and how he plays.

God! I must admit that this time Cori was more cunning than my Uncle Inmundo, who because he was desperate and taking the picture with Biden, Trump didn't want to see him even in paint. Cori knows that the Nobel Prize was enough to make Trump angry, imagine her now thanking Hilary Clinton for an award. By the way, Aunt Mercedes told me that Uncle Inmundo is very sad because he thought that Cori was going to dedicate the Nobel Prize to him, that's the way it is.

MY HOT DOG FROM PLAZA VENEZUELA, THAT WHEN IT BITES YOU, IT'S BETTER NOT TO SAY ANYTHING. Cori knows that she is in disgrace with the Trump administration, which is why she is in a “phase of acute despair” even though she tries to sell that she is the leader of a supposed “orderly transition”, which is why she entrusted Carlos Blanco's louse to work on contacting the Qatarians because she wants to talk, I suppose she wants to talk about her wet dreams because oh well! What else can my friends say?

God or Joseph! , LISTEN TO ME because this is the part where I get toxic:

As I have been telling you for months, Cori maintains the plan of self-attacks against opposition political leaders, fat boy! I told you and you didn't pay attention to me. This week there was an induced “passion attack” in Colombia, yes! don't look at me like that. These two young people went to Colombia following the lines of Cori and Popular Will, both walking in the field of Álvaro Uribe, Cori's political father and an expert in disappearing people and then presenting it as a false positive.

And no! , I am not crazy or conspiranoic, on the day of the alleged attack I was with Cori and she had issued instructions that Monday morning to her journalists and influencers to be aware of some supposed signs that were going to be reported. At the time I didn't really understand what that meant, until the news came out and Cori began sending messages with a single word: “take action”.

But that's not all, Diosdado José! , immediately all the media and political fauna that live in disassociation and that still accompany Cori, began to repeat the same speech, the same two-word sentence “transnational repression”, a legal term that refers to alleged actions coordinated or executed by a State, or its agents, beyond its national borders. God! that's not it, nor was it a coincidence, you'll see!

In parallel, everything is ready to put together a great show in Rome, apparently the canonization of our saints will be tarnished by Cori and his operators. I hope that the Venezuelan people will not forget that redress, because these days should serve as a ceasefire of confrontation and think about the people, but that is asking too much of my friends Cori.

MY GUAVA JAM WITH TOASTED ROLL, AND COFFEE WITH MILK. Some economic groups and conspirators continue to cherish the ego of people they believe will be part of a transition. Mr. Grasso Vecchio is running there, what will Cori intend to do with all the adventurers who are going to compete in his non-existent transition?

God! Cori is still active trying to generate chaos through the alleged dissident military that from outside try to shock this country. At the same time, Cori is lining up with strongholds of the criminal gangs that remained in the state of Aragua, but in Trujillo Cori closed a deal with a dangerous criminal, thank goodness! that your handsome, handsome and sexy friend of the minister knows who I'm talking about.

Chubby! Cori, the great defender of peace, is trying to create what she calls “objective conditions” that allow my friends the gringos to justify an intervention in Venezuelan territory.

My little treasure! Cori knows that, with the Venezuelan military, he has no life. If all the plans she has right now fail her, and she does not achieve anything in the next three weeks, in December we will see Cori receiving, in person, not via Zoom, her Nobel Prize for indignity.

I write to you and I feel like in the movie Lady and the Wanderer, I'm a princess and you're a Cacri.

Miss me, remember that you are my baby Fiufiu.

Mazo News Team