Cat bag! Find out about the struggle within opposition extremism after the failure of La Sayo

Wednesday, March 11, 2026.

Maracaibo , Santa Lucia sector, diagonal to Pa' Que Luis, in the white house with the red bars that have a Chávez banner and a mushy sign that says: “RETURN NICOLÁS AND CILIA” WE WILL WIN!

 

What was Diosdado? How are you my dear brother?

Malay! Sit in the black chair and relax as if you were lying on an old mattress from which the springs come out and pull at you with the tip of the wire. Goddess! , if possible, ask for a cup of sugar-free coffee and have at least half a spoonful of salt added to it, so that you can become active because the terrorist opposition has returned to its business. Cousin! I also recommend that you scratch your fingers, one by one, so that you can grab the card with more agility and delicacy; in addition, tell Brother Jorge Rodríguez that tomorrow Thursday you will go to the office first thing and warn him to take other psychiatrist colleagues he trusts, because with all the information I bring you from the fascist opposition you are going to be crazier than Manuel Rosales, alias “The Philosopher of Zulia” when he said that the most courageous tree of all is the palm tree, because it sleeps with the coconut.

Goddess! , I'm not exaggerating, I suggest that you hold on tight to your chair because with this letter you're going to want me to swallow the earth like Super Man when he realized that his interiors were on the outside.

Cousin! Do you know that our cooperating patriot “Yasuri Yamileth” is taking a vacation to “Candy Candy” and is turning around more than an airplane turbine looking for information. As you also know, Yasuri is more in love than Doña Florinda when she sees Professor Jirafales and is sneaking out with one of María Corina's advisors; Yasuri told me that after La Sayo's advisor scratched himself with just three glasses of wine, he began to sing like a “mountain cricket” after a downpour. It turns out that MariCori's advisor came out that, La Sayo, during a fit of hysteria, decided to move heaven and earth in Washington so that the Trump captain would receive her in the White House; this is because it had already leaked in Washington that Trump would recognize the Government of Venezuela. Brother! María Corina could not sit still and decided to return to the White House to ask Catire not to do it because with that decision she looked like a Chinese vase and Chavism was going to get stronger.

Goddess! , Yasuyi says that La Sayo backfired again because the Catire didn't stop her balls, which left María Corina more desperate than Pinocchio in a fire, she knows that every day that passes she is more like the Teletubis, that is, hardly anyone talks about her anymore, except the Mazo and by the way the joke doesn't thank her.

Brother! , our cooperating patriot “Mickey Mous e” who is a member of Vente- USA and operates from Miami, wrote to me this morning to tell me that María Corina was more upset than Mr. Barriga when Don Ramón told her that he couldn't pay his rent because the Trump captain visited a Venezuelan restaurant in Doral and didn't invite her or the leaders of Vente. Cousin! , says the Mickey, that La Sayo is very hurt, she says that she was not given an arepa with butter and grated cheese, so she desperately called her friends, Congresswoman María Elvira Salazar, alias “La Malandra Elvira”, to complain and form a shambles, but what Mickey tells me is that, all that was left for this pair of scoundrels, was to make up a story with the mayor of Doral and then I'll give you details.

Goddess! , says Mickey that María Corina is more hurt than the wife of the black man on WhatsApp because she also found out that after the visit of Catire Trump to the Venezuelan restaurant “El Arepazo” in Doral, El Catire held a private meeting with Venezuelan businessmen in Florida who want to make large investments in Venezuela, and he also left her and her team like a leather jacket, that is, on the outside.

Brother! , we must give our cooperating patriot “El Pejoteco” a good bonus, because he got us better information than putting on rubber shoes with a flux. Pejoteco learned that there is an ongoing conspiracy led by Julio Borges, alias “El Cejón”; Carlos Ocariz, alias “Confeli con Agua”; and Juan Pablo Guanipa's “Tequeño Traidor” against María Corina.

El Cejón and Conflei con Agua told Juan Pablo Guanipa to publish a false poll where they put Tequeño Traidor with some positive points for being a presidential candidate. Goddess! Remember me, Julio Borges is betting that La Sayo will not return to the country to launch Tequeño Traidor as the presidential candidate of the most radical sectors of the opposition.

Cousin! Roll up your seat belt around your chest and imagine that you are a Meteor because here comes a good atomic bomb. Pejoteco sent you to say that Juan Pablo Guanipa is already contacting Republican senators in the United States and is being sold as MariCori's Plan B because Tequeño Mardiciente knows that La Sayo is deflating like a helium balloon, the gringos are taking her body out and she's running out of time or allies. Pejoteco heard that the little sinister was moving to have a private meeting with Senator Rick Scott, but La Sayo was no idiot and brought a certain María Oropeza into the meeting, who is a sign of trust between her and a big cock that they are promoting in Venevisión and in Fedecamaras.

Cousin! Bare eyes! Because María Oropeza is a wolf disguised as a sheep, on her social network X she got tired of openly asking for foreign military intervention, she often said “no elections, here we need it's a military intervention”, but now she dresses well.

Brother! , Pejoteco also sent you to say that another one who is going to stab Sayo in the back is Carlos Ocariz, alias “Conflei con Agua”, since Ocariz is very upset with MariCori because he found out that Sayo offered Delsa Jennifer to be his candidate for the governor of Miranda and previously Sayo had offered the same position to Conflei con Agua. Pejoteco says that's why Ocariz agreed with El Tequeño Traidor pa'ir against María Corín a, because they say she is more treacherous than a sneeze with diarrhea.

Cousin! , our cooperating patriot ASOMAMA, who is called that because he is a member of the Association of Husbands Abused by Women and is also a member of A New Time, sent you to say that Capriles, alias “Liceo de Noche” and the philosopher from Zulia, Manuel Rosales are holding private meetings with different opposition parties, including the PUPU, to create a block against María Corina, but also to set a trap for Enrique Márquez, alias “Replacement Rubber”. There is other information about this, but I can't tell you it here, I'm going to pass the data to the WeChat group “Resteados con Super Mustache” since it's very delicate and can put ASOMAMA's identity at risk.

Brother! , as I told you, we have to go into combat again because extremism is going to play its last remaining card: “set fire to the country”, to tell the gringos that Chavism can no longer govern and that María Corina, Leopoldo López, Guaidó and Julio Borges must return urgently to save the country. For my part, I have already deployed all my equipment so that, with peace, perfect harmony and applying the law, we can maintain the stability of the country.

Goddess! Mom sent you to tell me that she prepared the icaco candy that you like so much, and that she made it for you with brown sugar because supposedly that sugar is the one that makes you the least fat. Cousin! , I caught fire in the house with my younger brother, El Chicho, because he says he supports the scabbard that came out of fashion from the so-called “Thereans” people who think they are animals and Chicho says that he feels like a Dalmatian and that now his name is “Tití”. I don't understand that new fashion brother, that's why mom says you call Chicho to give him advice.

Good brother! I'm leaving. I love you more than spaghetti Bolognese mixed with Alfredo sauce, which come with additional pork, meat and chicken stew and sell them at the Trucupey store in Veritas, one block from the Joaquin Piña school in Maracaibo. Brother! That they scratch half a kilo of Pecorino cheese, you know! The one that has a “pasta scent”; that they put tomato sauce and mayonnaise; slices of ripe banana on the sides; a serving of sliced bread to soak it with the spaghetti sauce. Cousin! And if it's not too much of a hassle, add three large balls of meatballs with cheese au gratin and dipped in Mediterranean sauce; don't miss the hot pot. To drink, let's go light! I'm going to order one of those aluminum jars with very cold grape Kool-Aid and plenty of ice. Goddess! , so as not to abuse because it's not the idea, and I'm trying to return to the diet, for dessert, that they only bring a 2-liter tray of ice cream, which comes in three flavors: chocolate, vanilla and strawberry; with a can of condensed milk and chocolate chips. That's all brother, because you can't abuse and you can give me heartburn. 

 

Malay, take care of me! What I love you is dick!