Deceive Trump! Learn about Marco Rubio's plans against Colombia in his quest to attack Venezuela

Published at: 17/09/2025 10:12 PM

Wednesday, September 17, 2025.

Maracaibo, Santa Lucia sector, diagonal to Pa' Que Luis, in the white house with the red bars that have a banner of Chávez and a mushy sign that says: “DOUBTING IS TREASON, WE ARE SCREWED WITH OUR COMMANDER IN CHIEF NICOLÁS MADURO MOROS, WE WILL WIN!!!”

Patriot Patricio the Maracucho.

What was Diosdado? How are you my dear brother?

Look Malay, let's not fall into the game every Wednesday, behave seriously and go sit in your black chair, let yourself be helped. Brother, calm down and carmalize yourself, I felt the moment, let go and give yourself body and soul. Grab the card delicately as if it were a butterfly, look up and embrace the wind, take a deep breath and move your neck sideways, then up and down; tell Coquito to focus well on you with the camera and go and ask for another psychiatric consultation with Jorge Rodríguez, because with all the information I bring you from the opposition that asks for invasions, who is a terrorist and surrendering, you are going to be crazier than Manuel Rosales, alias “The Philosopher of Zulia”, when he once said that his debts at the bank were already paying off because they called him to tell him that he had a default.

Cousin! , get ready because I have some information about Gringoland that it's hotter than a yellow bulb with 48 hours on. Goddess! , our cooperating patriot “Mickey Mouse” who works in the White House and has more contacts than a WhatsApp group of former high school students, looked for all the information you asked for so that you can send it to your friend the minister.

Brother! , Mickey Mouse sent you to say that he already found out from a very good source what is the true background of the US military deployment in the Caribbean. Mickey Mouse also knows why warlord Marco Rubio, alias “Little Marco”, is so interested in inventing a “false motive” for Donald Trump, alias “El Catire”, to authorize a military invasion of Venezuela.

Cousin! Hold on tight as if you were riding on the flying chairs at the amusement park because what I'm about to tell you is more difficult to assimilate than a tongue twister in German. It turns out and happens, according to the information that Micky Mouse got you in Washington, that Marco Rubio, seeing that El Catire Trump has all the public opinion of the United States against him because he has been in office for almost 9 months and they have not been able to fulfill electoral promises, such as: stopping the expansion of China; ending the war in Ukraine and the genocide in Palestine; stabilizing the economy; making tariff policy more efficient, among others, decided to propose to Trump to deploy a military fleet in the Caribbean and generate a “Casus Bellis” to attack Venezuela, promote regime change with the objective of generating a regional crisis that will help the United States to distract public opinion, not only within their own country where they are very ill, but worldwide, because the gringos know that a war with Venezuela would impact the entire world, since we have the largest oil reserves on the planet and they they want to impose a puppet government to keep them.

Goddess! Pay attention as if you were playing old lady because this is better than eating carrots with sugar. According to our cooperating patriot “Mickey Mouse”, Little Marco proposed to Catire Trump to use drug trafficking as a scapegoat and create the fallacy of the “Cartel of the Suns” just as they did with the “Aragua Train” to argue military deployment in the Caribbean, despite the fact that the DEA, the UN and other global anti-narcotics institutions have already confirmed that Venezuela is one of the main countries in the world that fights drug trafficking and that more than 75% of the drugs that enter the United States and Europe come out through the Pacific coast (specifically through Ecuador) and not through the Caribbean, as warlord Marco Rubio says, who lies more than Professor Jirafaldes when he says that he only goes to Mrs. Florinda's house to drink coffee.

Malay! Hold on to that chair because with this information that Mickey Mouse sent you, you're going to look crazier than Superman when he realized that he had the interiors on the outside. According to the information that came to the “Mikey”, the marines of the US Army who last weekend kidnapped Venezuelan fishermen who were at work for 8 hours, were ordered to plant drugs and weapons on their boat in order to assassinate them and use this as a reason to attack Venezuela. But the marines had to back down because our compatriot fishermen had already communicated by radio with the Venezuelan authorities and warned them about this outrage, they were also recording the assault on the fishing boat in real time.

Goddess! this outrage against our fishermen in the Caribbean generated so much rejection worldwide that, even the Democratic congressman of the United States, Jack Reed, who is not a Chavista, denounced that the Catire Trump government is waging an undeclared war against Venezuela and that the US Congress must stop Catire's abuse of power as soon as possible, that is, before it generates a crisis in the region.

Cousin! , our cooperating patriots VitaFer and Teletubi, who are undercover in the Guajira cartel, sent you to tell them that you have to admit that they were the ones who gave you the information in advance that the warlord, Marco Rubio, alias “Little Marco”, together with the CARTELS allied to the DEA were going to mount a false positive and will keep trying. It turns out that false flag operations range from the alleged seizure of drugs previously staged, to the sinking of other vessels. Goddess! , this is the same thing they were going to do with the 3,680 kg of cocaine that your friend the minister seized, because the plan was to arrive first and fake the confiscation previously set up by them, but they didn't count that the boys of the Minister of the Interior, your friend, arrived before the marines.

However, brother! , I recommend that you do not let your guard down, remember that we also warn you that they are setting up false seizures in Panama and the Dominican Republic to blame Venezuela, peeled eye.

Goddess! , before I forget. Our cooperating patriot “Mikey Mouse” also sent you to say that Marco Rubio is harsher than Don Ramón after Doña Florinda slaps him for no reason. It turns out that this shit, Marco Rubio, was altered due to the statements that the special envoy of the Trump administration, Richard Grenell, gave yesterday about Venezuela. Diosdado, according to “Miky”, the team of people who work with the special envoy Grenell, also think that Little Marco is deceiving Catire Trump with the show of the false sinking of drug boats in the Caribbean to justify an invasion of Venezuela.

Cousin! , another thing that Micky Mouse sent you to say so that you can tell your friend the minister, is that he found out that Marco Rubio put more pressure than a lid of compote on the White House to desertify the Colombian government in the fight against drug trafficking in retaliation against President Gustavo Petro for having rejected the US military deployment in the Caribbean and not agreeing to an invasion in Venezuela. In addition, Miky says, remember that Little Marco is also seeking to impose a new puppet president in Colombia with the objective of once again using the sister country as a base to attack Venezuela as they did with Iván Duque, alias “El Porky”, Juan Manuel Santos, alias “Guabina”, Paraco Uribe and with Andrés Pastrana, alias “El Pavoso”.

Brother! , our cooperating patriot “Pokémon” who is in undercover operations in Guyana, sent you to say that it was the same president of that country, Irfaan Ali, alias “The Zelenski of the Caribbean” who asked Little Marco to order the Prime Minister of Trinidad and Tobago, Kamla Persad-Bissessar, to also make his country available as a platform to attack Venezuela. Cousin! , what she doesn't know, alias “the drunk one”, is that Irfaan Ali requested this action from Marco Rubio because both are ready to end the gas business in Trinidad and Tobago because Irfaan Ali wants to take it to Guyana.

Goddess! , speaking of energy businesses, I recommend you look for a better place in the black chair because with what I found out you're going to be crazier than a bat flying inside a plane. It turns out that our cooperating patriot who owns the paddle tennis courts in Miami, where Juan Guaidó, alias “Juanito the Vacuum Cleaner”, sent you to say that the Republican congresswoman, María Elvira Salazar, alias “La Malandra Elvira”, is meeting with oil transnationals in the United States, to offer them contracts in the Orinoco Oil Belt and in Lake Maracaibo in the name of María Corina Machado, alias “La Sayo”. According to the mischievous Elvira, these contracts will be valid once the super-mustachioed government is overthrown.

By the way brother! , speaking of Sayo, I have more good information about María Corina than the BlackBerry PIN fever at the time. Our cooperating patriot, who is the community manager of La Sayo, told me that she doesn't know who María Corina is more angry with, if with Edmundo González, alias “El Inmundo”, or with Henri Ramos Allup, alias “Cara de Vieja”.

The community says that Sayo is upset with Inmundo because she found out that Chespirito is in meetings without her authorization to try to set up her own circus and to talk about the release of her son-in-law, the pussy knocked some copper down on the Inmundo. Cousin! The community manager also told me that María Corina is very stubborn with Cara de Vieja, because Ramos Allup stated on the anniversary of AD that he did not agree with a military invasion in Venezuela and also because Allup managed to bring in more people than Sayo when he summoned the country on January 9th. Primo, you know what Cara e' Vieja is like, that pussy doubles more than a drunk bill to keep from breaking.

Goddess! , our cooperating patriot Bocachico, who works more than a refrigerator compressor, sent you to say that we have already identified two false flag operations that come over there, anyway, I am sending you the coordinates to the WeChat group “Resteados con Super Mustache” so that you can send it to your friend the minister.

Malay! I have to leave you because I have to go find your godson Hugo Nicolás in kindergarten and take the opportunity to take him to cut his hair because he is hairier than a hairdressing broom. By the way, mom and the boys are in a hurry to say that you are lost, that they are waiting for you here with the macaroni you like so much and a game of dominoes.

Goddamn, what I love you is dick, you hear?! I love you more than the greasy Tumarranchos service they sell at “Tostadas Lido”, in the La Pomona sector of Maracaibo; those that are well bathed in crispy egg sauce, mustard and liquefied avocado. The kind filled with triangles of hand cheese, mortadella and plenty of shredded cabbage pre-soaked with vinegar water. But what's more, they have parboiled and chopped eggs all the way through; slices of sausages boiled with coriander water; shredded meat that is thrown into empanadas, without carrots, because I might not like it; that they put all the sauces in it: mayonnaise, tomato sauce, a dash of mustard and of course, a giant teapot of tartar sauce. Primo, don't miss Parmesan cheese on top; please, serve 10 pieces in the first round to awaken your appetite. To drink, it would be good, and if it's not abuse, a respective Big Cola of 3 and a half liters with a soft glass of ice. For dessert, a 2-kilo gypsy arm, with an extra portion of arequipe filling bathed in a jar of condensed milk and having enough colored rain seeds thrown at me on top. Only that brother, so as not to abuse my balanced diet.

You take care of me brother! What I love you is dick!