Desperate! Learn about Marco Rubio's drug trafficking plans and what La Sayo is asking Israeli Zionism

Published at: 18/06/2025 09:27 PM

June 18, 2025

Location: Valle Arriba Golf Club

Patriota del Valle Arriba Country Club

Hello gordoooo how are you my chubby Politzia? I'm here at the club's spa and they're giving me some massages to decontract after fighting with Cori for almost two hours, well, that can't be! God! It can't be! Let Cori not even say peep! Because of what they just did to our migrants in the United States, he doesn't talk about the war that Israel started by attacking Iran for no real reason. No! God! No! , I told Cori everything, I even reminded her of all the evil things she did when we were studying at the Merici Academy, Cori is out of her mind.

Good! , let me take a deep breath! and count to three, because it's not easy my chubby Furrialeño. It's going! I'm going to drink a glass of champagne to get rid of those bad vibes and get affectionate, because you're my fat sweetheart, the sweetest thing in the entire Western Hemisphere.

My coffee candy! (of those who pull out their teeth) I'll tell you that her name is Soledad, that's Cori's new friend, but damn it! Let's see! How do I explain it to you! God of my heart! Nobody wants to listen to Cori anymore, she has become an expert in earning people's contempt, besides she has to fight with her bad head, although sometimes I feel that the poor thing she has is bad luck and is saltier than the little mermaid.

Look! when Cori had already managed to close his alliance with the Albanian mafia, with drug traffickers from Ecuador and Colombia, just then, the world took an unexpected and gentle turn! , Israel attacked Iran and Cori's plans remain in the air, now it's his turn to redo everything.

My Almond Marquise! Cori no longer knows what to do, she turned to dust, she buried herself. She, apparently, is waiting for the Day of the Dead in the month of November to see if she revives like in the movie Coco, don't laugh Diosdi! , is that it makes sense.

A few weeks ago Cori had 16% acceptance, today it's down 10%, it means that Cori lost all the little support he ever managed to get. Why? for his complicity in all the harm they are doing to Venezuelan migrants in the United States; also because his few followers realized that Cori has never had a plan, that he lies, that he exaggerates, that he manipulates God! , Cori is a sad film, it's an old bolero of tears and spite.

Diosdado José ask the people who accompany you at this time to answer: who of them misses Cori? , no one!

No one misses her or her, least of all my uncle the Unclean. Look! even the influencers abandoned them because bones! God! The influencers talk about people or things that are trending, but Cori and Tío are already like “the compact disc” they have become so fashionable that they are not even good as decoration.

It's good to have that happen to them! , because after so many lies, false promises and improvisations, people get tired, discouraged and stop following you, that's what's happening with this pair of dolls, that's why they now live in a single spite. Although eeee! my uncle Inmundo is having a great time! Super cool! with the three million euros given to him by his financier to have the sanctions lifted.

God! Speaking of spite, I have a story for you. Turns out that on Saturday Cori called me, but since I was in the tanning room I couldn't answer her and she left me a voice note. The audio was barely understood, I think I was drunk. In the background, there was a song that said: “loneliness, I am not surprised by your presence, you are almost always with me, an old friend greets you”, I mean! The girl was listening to boleros, the truth is everything seems like a tragicomedy.

My affectionate little bear! , after a spite what's left? , acceptance, resignation and although Cori is too stubborn and selfish to decline her plans, I confirm that María Corina is beginning to assume that “this is going to take a little longer than expected”, in other words, that until the end is no longer right now but who knows! , and that Nico Maduro still has a battery to drive.

God! Cori is really desperate and frustrated, because she was evidenced in the interview she gave to Reuters where she claims that Washington should do more, that they should take more measures against Nico Maduro, in other words! hellloooouuu! , is Cori asking once again the gringos to come do her and the opposition's work. It's really boring, it's the same as always, since Cori has never had a plan, her only bet is that the gringos do something, what a disappointment!

Another thing that frustrates Cori is that the five parakeets she sold as the great macaws went out of style faster than Guaidó. Imagine that Cori told me that no matter how much parakeets try to present themselves in whatever forum and meetings they invent, it turns out that the international community no longer believes them, because besides, everyone knows what actually happened at the headquarters of the Argentine embassy in Venezuela. Everyone knows that it was a great novel about the supposed macaw show they put on with Little Marco, but, in addition, the ambassadors accredited to Venezuela and the respective authorities of their countries feel very uncomfortable with them because of the insults they have had to endure from these spoiled, bone! my baby! not even Guaidó fell so low.

Speaking of the parakeets, my pretty darling! , I also tell you that my friend Magalí is very sad because she thought that when she arrived in the United States she would become a Rockstar, that is, she thought they were going to give her a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, but Diosdado Joséeee! , as I told you to the point of exhaustion, they are the only ones who believe that gringos are going to cut their veins because of lice like them, now they have to understand that they are irrelevant to United States politics.

My lemon pie! Although Cori begins to realize that she failed and that her life today is a mirage, she continues to rely on the only support she has falsely left, bone! The one with the lousy Marco Rubio and the one with the three Crazy Cubans, she has nothing else.

My apple jam! The worst thing about this story is that Cori cannot trust these four lousy people, because one of them does not know how far he will be able to go with his plan as Secretary of State, and the congressmen of the group, that is, “the Crazy Cubans”, are terrified and worried that the numbers are not enough to repeat in the half-time elections that will take place in 2026, since it is difficult for Hispanics and migrants to vote for traitors.

My Kool Aid jug of juice! Since there is no certainty of anything, Cori is thinking of saying that we are going to a break, that is, just as if we were in classes at the Merici Academy, and then we'll come back please!

My baby Gerber of terror! Let's go with tea time, because I'm sure they say “gossip time” in the Furrial, but not chubby! , you must change that chip because now you rub shoulders with people from Valle Arriba, please oooooo!

I'll start by telling you that Magalí is quiet after Cori scolded her for asking for the money she had. Magalí took advantage of complaining to him and said: “of course you have a way of living, we don't”; Magalí also told Cori “You know that he has the right now and that this will not be brief”, in short! God or Joseph! Nothing more crap than fighting over the hammering of money! I would say a friend of mine who is handsome and has beautiful eyes, that's how they are!

Continuing with the gossip. Turns out that a working-class bee who lives in Miami, her name is Grace and works where they put botox on Fabi Rosales, told me that this pair of lice, that is, Fabi and Guaidó are separating. Why will it be?

And even more ridiculous is Mitzy Capriles de Ledezma, who is very upset with Cori and even left her a signal message claiming to Cori why she had taken her husband Antonio Ledezma out of the chancellery of my uncle the Unworld to bring in Pedro Uruchurtu's little parakeet, I mean the parakeet. Mitzi told her about being ungrateful and so on. Diode! They're scary!

My guava fudge with cheese! Since everything goes wrong for Cori, it turns out that even the defense of Rodrigo Cabezas she turned into a boomerang, because all her friends and few followers came out to criticize and insult her! the crows eating their mother. Everyone knows that Cori doesn't give a damn what happens to that man, but the idea of Cori and her advisors was to make her look like the defender, the good woman who speaks to Chavism, because you know that she wants to show that she talks to you, that Cilia trusts her a lot, and that she even plays cards with Tania Díaz, please!

My cardboard candy! All of Cori's errors and inconsistencies are making right-wing and far-right organizations feel disappointed by her, they say that Cori has no personality and that she flirts with anyone in order to try to advance her plans, that is, she is not firm or reliable at all. Imagine how bad the thing will be, that the “Freedom and Democracy Group” decided to play behind Cori's back and start new conversations with Juan Guaidó's lousy guy, so much so that in the most recent public statement, which they brought out against Gustavo Petro, they put Juan Guaidó first as head of the group, doesn't this movement, my sweet of milk, seem strange to you? Is that why the Cori helped to disseminate Guaidó's audios and his bribes to Spanish authorities?

My poncigue liqueur! , do you remember “La Michi”? my friend who is a hairdresser and used to date a PJ goat who is now in prison, well! My friends went to Colombia to get away with spite and since he does his hair to all those opposition people who are there he finds out everything. Michi told me that the louse from Lestar Toledo is very worried, because none of them want Senator Miguel Uribe to recover, apparently he had information and suspicions that compromise them all. But there is no problem with that because Lester's real job in Colombia is not the senator's candidacy but the new Gideon 2 plan that they are preparing.

God or Joseph! Listen to me that this is the moment where I become toxic. Cori is aware that Trump's help for any action in Venezuela is a long way off, for now! Taking advantage of what is happening in the Middle East, Cori begged Marco Rubio that they should take the opportunity to launch an attack against Venezuela.

God! Gideon 2 is not a movie, it's the same plan you talked about last week, the geopolitical plan of Little Marco, but now we have confirmed the name, the members and the routes where they will possibly try to penetrate. For this, Colombia is still key, take note of this detail: the attacks on the Colombian-Venezuelan border seek a massive displacement to Venezuela, where they plan to sneak in some characters.

Gideon II is an alliance between Marco Rubio, drug cartels, Venezuelan dissidents, and mercenaries. This operation has no support from the anti-interventionist movement of the MAGA, it would be an adventure for Rubio to see if he hits it, but if it goes wrong, as it will surely be, it will be his end because his links with drug trafficking will be exposed. Apart from this re-edition of the failure, Cori continues to desperately seek support to launch, even if it is, a tracqui-traqui on July 28, because practically a year has passed since Nico Maduro's triumph, Cori deceived them again!

Another fact, Cori desperately tries with her Zionist friends from the Likud party in Israel, led by Benjamin Netanyahu, to see how they bring Venezuela into the conflict they have with Iran through the creation of false positives. She remembers that the agreement she signed with these leaders includes political, ideological, social, strategic, geopolitical and security issues.

I write to you and I feel like in the movie Lady and the Wanderer, I'm a princess and you're a Cacri.

Miss me, remember that you are my baby Fiufiu.

Mazo News Team