He tricked them! Find out why La Sayona is losing support among its drug allies

Published at: 02/10/2025 12:05 AM

Wednesday, October 01, 2025.

Maracaibo, Santa Lucia sector, diagonal to Pa' Que Luis, in the white house with the red bars that have a Chávez banner and a mushy sign that says: “MERRY CHRISTMAS, DOUBTING IS TREASON; WE ARE RESTRAINED WITH OUR COMMANDER IN CHIEF NICOLÁS MADURO MOROS, WE WILL WIN!”

Patriot Patricio the Maracucho.

What was Diosdado? How are you my dear brother? Look Malay, let's not keep the guests waiting, you already know what the procedure is like every Wednesday, walk in the direction of the black chair and sit confidently as if you were going to sit in the pool that talks about MAS disinfectants; make yourself comfortable as if you were in first-class seats, give food to your lungs, bone, take a deep breath, close your eyes, make a wish; ring your fingers, move your neck to the right and to the left, for Go ahead and tell Coquito to focus well on you and write to our Comrade Jorge Rodríguez on WeChat to recommend a psychiatrist of his complete trust, because with all the information I bring you from the terrorist opposition that asks for invasions, you are going to be crazier than Manuel Rosales, alias “The Philosopher of Zulia”, when he said that his grandmother had been approved for a visa because he became a visa-buela.

Cousin! , first of all and first of all, I inform you that the base of SEBIN del Zulia already looks like a little tree inside and out, since our commander in chief Super Mustache decreed that starting today, Wednesday, October 1st, Christmas began in all of Venezuela. Diosdado, so that you know that mom sent you to say that she is also assembling the old tree and putting Christmas lights all over the house, you know that mommy still uses the old lights from the Methuselah years, which are green and have spikes. Brother! , mom also sent you to say that she put the manger in the living room but that next to the baby Jesus she put a picture of Iván Simonovis because he needed a reindeer.

Now yes brother! , let's go as the dermatologists who control acne to Juan Guaidó, alias “Juanito the Vacuum Cleaner”, bone, “straight to the point”, because I bring you some more good gossip than sleeping with broken Leo interiors and a stretched garter.

Goddess! , I inform you that our cooperating patriot “Teletubi” has all the precise coordinates of a plan that has been rolling out to try to enter the country ammunition and weapons of war; explosives; cash and satellite phones, it is presumed to be one of the last attempts by María Corina Machado, alias “La Sayo”, to fill this country that only wants peace with pain and terror. That's why cousin, listen seriously to what I'm going to tell you, just like Patricio Urdaneta Palmar, who was once the one who cared for María Corina, today I call you cousin, with nothing left inside, I swear to La Chinita and a handful of crosses, that if Sayo dares to shed innocent blood, I myself will go and look for her where I always took her to hide, the girl knows what I'm saying.

Look at Malayo! , so you know that our cooperating patriot “Pokémon” is in the interrogations and says that the captured mercenaries are singing more than a cricket when night falls; all that information has already been passed on to the WeChat group resetados con Super Mustache.

Cousin! , remember that in previous letters our cooperating patriot “VitaFer”, from Colombia, had informed you that Sayo had asked the alias “Maicao”, her link with the Guajira cartel, to help her enter our country more ammunition and mercenaries because your friend the minister had seized all the coves she had in Caracas, Monagas, Anzoátegui and in the state of Miranda. Brother! , VitaFer says don't worry because we already have more than protected shores and we have other operations that are under development and that I can't say around here on the orders of the minister.

Goddess! , another piece of information that I bring you more good than scratching your back against the corner of the wall, is that our cooperating patriot “Mickey Mouse” found out in Washington that the Republican congressmen from Florida, better known as “The Three Stooges” bought the idea from Sayo to mount a media war, false and dirtier than the fingers of a mechanic, to attack the US special envoy for Venezuela, Richard Grenell, since María Corina affirms that Grenell's latest statements favor peace and lower the volume of tensions between Casa Blanca and Miraflores. Cousin! , according to what our cooperating patriot who is María Corina's community manager tells me, is that Sayo is more bitter to Grenell than Chilindrina to Popis, and Sayo swore by her mother that she would get Grenell out of the way even with witchcraft, get out of the way!

Cousin! , the issue of whether or not there will be a military invasion in Venezuela has Sayo more tense than a shirt button is fat, since according to our cooperating patriot “Power Renger”, who also operates from Miami, María Corina sent to tell the warlord, Marco Rubio, alias “Little Marco”, through congresswoman María Elvira Salazar, alias “La Loca Elvira”, that they have to think about their extraction plan if the marines don't arrive, because she, Sayo, will not be able to continue in the country because More rejection than a mondongo chicken on a vegan diet and it is more Dry as the face of a mummy for having messed with Venezuela.

Brother! , our cooperating patriot “Casco e' Moto” who is called that because his head is bigger than a blue water tank, sent you to say that Sayo surpassed his levels of mythomania, because last week he sent to mount a campaign as false as the eyelashes of your friend “la Sifri”, to say that the Secretary of Defense of the United States, Pete Hegseth, had called a secret meeting on September 30 with admirals and generals of the gringo army in the state of Virginia to, according to Sayo, disque invasion of Venezuela, but everything was more false than the smile on a passport photo, because the meeting was not secret and the purpose was to explain the new disciplinary codes of the US military. Cousin! , María Corina likes to inject anxiety into Venezuelans, that joke is more sadistic than Jeffrey Esptein and more false than a blue Mongolian pencil.

Goddess! , look for a better place in the chair because here come some atomic bombs that you like.

Mickey Mouse sent you to tell your friend the minister to give him a bonus for all the information he posted. Brother! , our patriot Micky says that he had already informed you in previous letters about a bunch of congressmen in the United States who were going to speak out against the military deployment that warlord Marco Rubio proposed to Catire Trump to destabilize Latin America and the Caribbean. Along the same lines, last week Congresswoman Llhan Omar from the state of Minnesota, along with other representatives, joined in the rejection of this military deployment that invented the Little Marco to attack Venezuela and see if he can thus be a presidential candidate in 2028, although the Catire published a photo yesterday that made more than one doubt.

Cousin! , our cooperating patriot “Tornillo e' Lente” who is called that because he is shorter than a chair without legs, but more efficient than an ugly boyfriend, sent you this information that I managed to confirm with the Sayo community manager. It turns out and happens that it has been very difficult for Sayo to mount the false positive with explosives in the vicinity of her burrow, since the place where she hides is surrounded by embassy headquarters, and therefore, there are a lot of security personnel, not including the SEBIN strategic patrol units that always go around and are waiting for the birds that fly, you know what I mean by this. Brother! , what “Tornillo e Lente” tells me is that Sayo is more desperate than the Witch of 71 for Don Ramón, and she needs to put on a show to justify the supposed extraction operation to get her out of the country because, as I told you before, María Corina has more rejection than a mix of Capriles alias “Liceo de Noche”, Manuel Rosales alias “The Philosopher”, and Henri Ramos Allup alias “the Mummy”.

Cousin! , do you remember our cooperating patriot “Accordion”? The coastal man who has infiltrated Colombia? Good brother! , Acordeón received information that makes sense. It seems that Sayo is running out of allies in Colombia because they say she stinks more than a fish after three days. Álvaro Uribe, alias “El Paraco”, is apparently not answering María Corina's phone for almost a month, and according to what VitaFer investigated, paramilitary groups and drug cartels in Colombia say that Sayo deceived them with the promise of returning drug trafficking routes in Venezuelan territory because that was supposedly going to be last September when Sayo was supposed to take power, but it turns out that we are already in October and María Corina is still more a lawyer than a madman.

Goddess! , you know that we will never let our guard down or underestimate the enemy, but there are strong rumors that Sayo is getting more alone than Adam and Eve's wedding; even the media don't want to interview her anymore because journalists say that María Corina speaks more nonsense and incoherence than a drunk with hiccups.

Brother! , our cooperating patriot “El Pejoteco” appeared, who was more missing than Delsa Solorzano. El Pejoteco sent you information that is more disgusting than sucking on a knob of toothpaste. It turns out that Capriles, alias “Liceo de Noche”, because he is more lonely than Heidi's grandfather in the mountain house, and his political party Union and Change, did not support the proposal of the National Concussion Decree or the National Council for Sovereignty and Peace promoted by the government, because the Undersecretary of State of the United States, Christopher Landau, has blackmailed them that he is going to suspend American visas to the directors of that party and they will freeze their assets in that country if they support this initiative, that's why they are going to poop up more than a Stick of chicken coop.

On the other hand, Pejoteco says that we should not stop monitoring Carlos Ocariz, alias “Confley with Water” because Julio Borges, alias “El Cejón”, put it in Confley's head with Water that he should replace the leadership of Juan Pablo Guanipa, alias “Tequeño Crudo”, so Ocariz is taking on the task of publishing videos on his social networks calling for ignorance of the institutions of the Venezuelan State and is trying to attract attention to see if Sayo will open doors for him again.

Good brother! I have to leave you because I'm going to help mom and the boys to put Christmas in the house and then I have to go pick up your godson Hugo Nicolás at the airport because that little pussy is now international. Cousin! Mom tells you that this weekend she's going to send you some chicken wings so you can give her the go-ahead and remember that Christmas lights are coming on soon in Bella Vista so you can come and light the bulbs with our comrade governor Luis Caldera and our mayor Gian Carlo Di Martino who are working day and night to beautify Maracaibo.

Goddess! I love you more than an Arepa Cabimera Trimardita, the kind that they sell on the street of hunger in San Jacinto in Maracaibo; those that bring shredded meat, shank, grilled chicken, slices of chorizo and ground beef; that put 5 arepas finely chopped with vegetable scramble and have parboiled egg wheels, at least a cardboard; that they put a piece of mollejua of smoked ham chopped in small squares and three of the big wheels very fresh and chopped zebu cheese in triangles; with plenty of cabbage and grated carrot that they leave soaked in a bucket of vinegar; that they put enough Parmesan cheese or pasta cheese on top, of which smells like pececa; and that please don't forget the tomato sauce, the mayonnaise and a gallon of tartar sauce; that they put only a dash of mustard on it, remember cousin that this yellow sauce gives me reflux and acidity. To drink, the respective Big Cola of 3 and a half liters, with a glass of ice from Los Mamarruos. Goddess! , so as not to look like a lambucio, for dessert they only put a wafer of three large balls that they sell next to the San Francisco mayor's office; of strawberries, chocolate and butter, with plenty of condensed milk on top, melted chocolate, dandy balls, lollipop sticks and a rain of colors.

Merry Christmas cousin! You take care of me, what I love is cock.

Mazo News Team