More Chik-Flada than ever! Learn what La Sayo asked of its imperial masters and why it is destined to fail

Published at: 13/08/2025 10:13 PM

August 13th, 2025.

VUE Rooftop at Hotel Washington

A block and a half away, crossing on the left of the White House.

Washington, D.C.

VIP PATRIOT

Hellooooo my friend Furrialeño! How are you? Today I came to one of the best restaurants in the city of Washington by Diosdado Cabello to take advantage of these summer days and taste the odd imported wine, of course, I came in disguise and with my wallet well hidden because crime is overwhelming in this city, to the point that Catire Trump decreed a military takeover and deployed National Guard troops all over Washington, by the way, Trump also took the control of the municipal police department, as your friend La Sifri would say , please!

Brother! I was thinking that we should offer help to Catire and teach him how to stop crime and drug trafficking, for that we can send him a contingent of the police. In another order, let me tell you that, although in these parts of the world most political actors are on vacation for the summer, the stateless extremism led by María “La Chink-Flada” Machado continues to move what few tentacles it has left to launch a last attack against our people.

But oooo... before continuing! , Goddess! I'm very upset with Coquito, and I'm not going to talk to him until he clarifies to me how and why the decrepit Esteban Gerbasi is sending him messages and little hearts for X, could it be that Coquito wants to go live on Poinciana Avenue in Miami and hasn't told us? Careful! According to a hairdresser friend who lives in Miami, Gerbasi has problems with drinking and other strange things... Fly!

Anyway, let's get to our business, because here in Washington what we have is a disaster!

Goddess! The laughable and ridiculous announcement by the Department of Justice to increase the reward to 50 million dollars to whoever informs them where our president Nicolás Maduro is. This has unleashed a tsunami of ridicule between locals and strangers within the Catire Trump administration. But... behind this pantomime what is hidden are political aspirations ahead of the presidential elections of 2028.

Our dear friend La Charlotte, (don't forget to greet her in English) who is still plugged into the plug at the State Department, met with me and gave me details of all that move that Little Marco was invented with Prosecutor Pam Bondi, alias “Prosecutor Epstein” to stand out and attract Trump's attention. According to Charlotte, Little Marco is very choppy and foaming in his mouth because two days before the guy announced the reward, Trump anticipated that his favorite to succeed him in the next elections is Vice President JD Vance and not him.

This, even if they may come out tomorrow to deny it and invent a thousand stories, sparked the anger of Little Rubio, who is looking for the Republican nomination to fall exclusively on his shoulders in 2028, but here we all know that power in the United States is imposed by billionaires and Little Marco is a newcomer, not to say, that he is a gambler.

By the way, one paragraph, Pam Bondi is the same immoral prosecutor who decided to close the case about the pedophilia industry led by Jeffrey Epstein and in which, according to Pam Bondi herself, the name of President Trump appears, what should the Prosecutor be called then?

Brother! So much is the level of disorganization with which politics on Venezuela is being carried out, that I can confirm that even María “La Chik-Flada” Machado heard about the announcement through social networks. It's a Chinese, smoke-peddling tale that she was coordinating the measure against fiction, the invention of the Cartel of the Suns and the increase in the reward, it's pure straw! as your friend the minister would say. I coordinate more with the administration, drunk and jumping rope on Pennsylvania Avenue than Chik-Flada.

Our friend Chik-Flada is reduced to Landau, McNamara and from time to time Rubio throws a bone at her so as not to let her die, because at the end of the day, María Corina is all the gringos still have left to keep annoying Venezuela.

Brother! It is important to remember that on July 28, one year after the resounding triumph of our Gallo Pinto, the whole world left María “La Chik-Flada” Machado orphaned and abandoned, except for about four posts in X, no one came out to say that “Edmundo was president”, because not even the gringos say so, that's why La Sayo is desperate to shed blood, and we have always warned him: “when the hyena is The death wound is prone to terrorist and violent plans”

But going back to how outdated Little Marco is, it is worth analyzing that not a week has passed since the ridiculous announcement about the increase in the unfortunate reward for our president Maduro, and Marquitos in an interview explicitly recognizes that the “reward” is not enough to overthrow Nicolás Maduro, then! What are they doing it for?

This Little Marco plan is not new. As he has always done in the past, Marco Rubio uses the theme of Venezuela for his own political credit, to sell himself like a falcon, like a strong man who can impose the garrote gringo. Goddess! Remember that I have been warning you for weeks that everything Marco Rubio does is the product of his sick obsession with becoming “the supposed new Liberator of America”, obviously, he also seeks to save his own skin from the chaos that La Sayo has dragged him into.

In addition to this fiasco, the Little Marco numbers have been severely affected by the contempt it has shown against migrant communities and especially the Venezuelan community in the United States, who do not forgive their betrayal by promoting the elimination of TPS, parole and migratory hunts.

Another important point that La Charlotte told me is that, what María “La Chik-Flada” Machado has done, is to continue to evaluate her options to leave Venezuela. At the table of the State Department, her sponsorship of political asylum has already been approved, so much so, that until last Thursday La Sayo had already given up on her ambition to access power in Venezuela, but her dream was revived when the news arrived of the reward and the sanction of the non-existent Cartel de los Soles, at that time she returned the soul to the body of La Sayo and her few followers, who went out again to sell good smoke. Goddess! I know what I'm telling you because María Corina herself expressed it, as is, in her family environment and shared it with some of the organizations of the now almost non-existent Unitary Platform.

In this regard, La Sayo asked her few allies for additional time to make a definitive decision. María Corina let Little Marco and Christopher Landau's assistant know that she needed to wait a little longer to see if their destabilization plans can come to fruition, but oooooo, since God always protects good people, in two by three your friend the minister, together with our glorious officials from the security and intelligence agencies, have been dismantling his terrorist operations.

THE PLAN THAT LED LITTLE MARCO TO THE WHITE HOUSE

Brother! As I told you, in his eagerness to attract attention and ingratiate himself with Catire Trump, Little Marco has spent the last few days trying to convince Catire of a thesis with which, according to him, Trump could win a victory over Venezuela that would allow him to secure a “historic legacy” in his second and last presidency.

According to our friend Murphy, the undercover FBI agent, Little Marco has insisted to Trump that he can achieve the exit of Nicolás Maduro through a break within the Chavista forces, but this time it would not be for the extremist opposition to assume power, but rather what Rubio calls “a transition with democratic Chavism”, which is why Rubio has turned all his batteries against President Maduro.

The interesting thing about this information is that Little Marco recognizes, in his closest circle, that there is zero possibility that the extremist opposition led by María “La Chik-Flada” Machado will have a chance of coming to power in Venezuela. According to Murphy, if he achieves this strategy, Trump could show as a lifetime trophy that he managed to remove Nicolás Maduro from power and let the next U.S. government restructure a new foreign policy towards Venezuela. But of course, that only happens in Marco Rubio's head and dreams.

This is why the State Department has become a political party again, and it is the one who is leading the aggression against Venezuela today, but I repeat to you, in the end it is Rubio trying to make an effort to see if he wins the Republican nomination, and that is more difficult for Coquito to take off his chupi-chupi pants. Brother! Little Marco ordered his servants Christopher Landau and John McNamara to raise the tone, the confrontation, the offenses, and give an audience to the Chik-Flada Machado. Rubio also ordered the plan to infiltrate several non-governmental organizations that want to sell themselves as leftist and Chavista militants to generate that long-awaited dream of fracturing the revolutionary ranks, and thus selling to the world media that the supposed fall of Nicolás Maduro is due to betrayal and rejection of his own ranks, and not because of imperialism.

Trump, who is not an idiot, has been very cautious about the matter. So much so that, in the face of recent events and decisions, he has remained silent. Neither he nor any of the White House officials have issued any statement either because of the supposed reward or in particular about Nico Maduro, that doesn't mean that he isn't forced at some point to talk about it, but for now, it seems that Rubio is playing with the credit that Catire gave him, the problem comes when he runs out of chips without overthrowing our President or leading the United States and the region to an unnecessary conflict just to seek to please the whims of Marco Rubio and company.

According to Murphy, the position taken by Catire Trump, so far, is proof that Trump is measuring and letting go of the rope to the Little Marco to demonstrate how efficient his theory is, but I'm sure that with that same rotten rope he will end up hanging himself politically, you'll remember me!

TERRORIST PLANS

My friend Furrialeño! I cannot explain to you what the severe blow that Venezuelan extremism received after the terrorist attack with explosive devices in Plaza Venezuela was thwarted, in addition to the mega-seizures of explosives in Maturín and other areas of the east of the country. These operations in defense of the homeland and safeguarding the lives of Venezuelans have put more than one of those stateless persons who are refugees here in the United States on the ropes.

The stateless people who are playing from outside to destabilize the country, led by Iván “El Cachuo” Simonovis, received the direct order of María “La Chik-Flada” Machado to carry out, at any cost, and no matter how much blood is shed, a violent action that can revitalize the famous speech that “something is going to happen”. María “La Chik-flada” had promised the gringos that she would be able to organize some “ isolated events” during this month of August and then move on to the second phase in the month of September.

These terrorist actions that were intercepted and neutralized by our security forces and agencies were intended to become the “litmus test”, that is, if any of these attacks were successful, that would be the test to validate before the gringo administration the existence of alleged “vulnerabilities” in the government's intelligence systems and to say that they, Simonovis and company, were ready to receive the hard money and overthrow Nicolás Maduro. In that second phase that I'm talking about, La Sayo always set September as “the key month for the major attack” against the Bolivarian revolution, so we're still waiting.

Goddess! Several characters are working behind this terrorist operation who are part of the “Interim Train” and who in the past were at the forefront of violent actions in Venezuela. To your WeChat I am sending you the transcripts of some meetings they held a few days ago at a well-known restaurant in South Florida, where the attendees agreed on what to do if this succeeds or fails.

Brother! today more than ever, the call to our people is to activate all intelligence mechanisms. Extremism is mortally wounded, they do not forgive our will for independence and sovereignty. Whatever path they choose, they will be defeated.

THE MURDER OF URIBE TURBAY

Brother! Venezuelan extremism, as is to be expected, will seek to hold the Bolivarian Revolution responsible for the latest violent events that have been carried out in sister Colombia.

The criminal from Lester Toledo, who has been receiving funding from groups linked to Colombian drug trafficking, proposed the idea to reinforce the false narrative that crimes are being committed from Venezuelan territory and the stability of the hemisphere is being threatened, this is the premise that these stateless sectors will continue to use to demand military intervention in Venezuela.

On the other hand, I tell you that a friend who works with Ambassador McNamara in Bogotá and who certainly doesn't like Coquito, told me that they are trying to put on a show against Venezuela taking advantage of the visit of several senior U.S. officials to Colombian territory.

Gringo officials such as Christopher Landau will hold meetings with several representatives of Venezuelan extremism in Colombia to coordinate and update possible violent actions against our people. Some of these meetings will be private, but there is a meeting that is being pushed for María “La Chik-Flada” Machado to participate via zoom. La Sayo's desperation only makes her think about how to win headlines and notoriety.

Goddess! I can tell you that a psychological warfare campaign is being developed with more budget than they put into this in 2019. The focus is to create a false matrix that Venezuela is in the midst of a climate of instability and on the verge of a supposed military uprising. Pending because they even come with Artificial Intelligence.

Be that as it may, here we are ready and prepared. Rondón hasn't fought! , when they want, we want! They know that they could not and will not be able to. If they dare, they will take away the historic revolt of our people and our revolutionary force.

I am sending you the details to your WeChat about everything that happens during those meetings in Bogotá and its outskirts. They are all fenced and guarded. In the meantime, I will remain in Washington, but with one eye on Madrid, one on El Salvador and the other on Bogotá.

REMEMBER THAT I AM YOUR FRIEND, FINO, FITNESS AND IMPORTANT.

CHANGE AND OUT.

P.S.: COQUITO YOU OWE ME AN EXPLANATION.

Mazo News Team