Negotiate sovereignty! Learn about La Sayo's alliances with drug trafficking groups

Wednesday, August 13, 2025.

Maracaibo, Santa Lucia sector, diagonal to Pa' Que Luis, in the white house with the red bars that have a Chávez banner and a mushy sign that says:

“TO DOUBT IS TREASON, WE ARE IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH OUR COMMANDER IN CHIEF NICOLÁS MADURO MOROS, WE WILL WIN!!!”

 

What was Diosdado? How are you my dear brother? Look cousin! You already know what the methodology is, don't play hard or misunderstand yourself and go ahead and sit in the black chair! , relax, carmalize yourself and imagine that you are bathing in the Guarapiche river with the LEO interiors and then you are going to eat a guaraguara sancocho. Take a deep breath, open your eyes and close them so that they also relax, move your shoulders in a circular way, and ask for a Tachipirin pill because with all the information I bring you about the terrorist and fascist opposition, you're going to be crazier than Manuel Rosales, alias “The Philosopher of Zulia” when they invited him for a roller coaster and he said he didn't want to go because Russia was too far away.

Brother! , first of all, our cooperating patriots, VitaFer, The Community Manager, Teletubi, Engine Head, La Guajira, Borocanfor, Mamila de Tetero, El Pejoteco, Tuqueque, Motorcycle Helmet, Pokémon, Cement Barrel, Bocachico, The owner of the padel courts, El Madrileño, El Gringo, El Paisa, El Costeño, El Cachaco, Acordeon, Pirulin Pon Pin, Lens Screw, Broom Stick, Machorro de Peo Culebra, Chapulín, the Chauffeur de los Carritos by position of Bella Vista and my person, PATRICIO SEGUNDO URDANETA PALMAR, are very grateful to our commander in chief Super Mustache for having decorated us yesterday along with other SEBIN comrades. Goddess! for us it is a commitment to have contributed to intelligence and counterintelligence efforts to dismantle the terrorist plans that the leader of Venezuelan fascism María Corina Machado, alias “La Sayo”, plans to activate in the capital city and in other cities of the country. Cousin! , please! , tell your friend the minister and Super Mustache to continue to count on all of us, who are restrained and waiting for the following orders to continue to guarantee peace for all the Venezuelan people.

Good brother! , the time has come for the truth, look for a good seat in that chair, because everything I'm going to tell you seems like something out of a horror movie.

Let's start with the terrorist María Corina, alias “La Sayo”, head of the United Narcogangs of Venezuela, the joke is more exposed than a cake without cream.

Goddess! , our cooperating patriot who is the community manager of La Sayo sent you information that I later confirmed with Tuqueque, who is still undercover in the paramilitary camp located in the north of the department of Santander in Colombia, commanded by the alias “Alpha 1”. The community manager says that La Sayo set fire to the “Alpha 1” commander; she told him that he was more useless than a pen without ink because he had been allowed to infiltrate his camp by intelligence officials of the Venezuelan government and that because of his incompetence the entire “Jupiter” operation planned for the end of September in Venezuela had failed. Cousin! , says the community manager that after María Corina made fun of the “Alpha 1” commander, she threatened him that she would report all this to Álvaro Uribe, alias “El Paraco”, and from that moment on she cut off all kinds of communications with the camp.

But that's not all brother, imagine that you are Meteor and put your seatbelt on because here comes the good stuff.

Since La Sayo felt more unsuccessful than a diet in December because the gringos say that their leadership is weaker than a wet soda cookie, and besides, in Venezuela she is being more forgotten than Marcel Graniel's programs, La Sayo decided to make alliances that are more diabolical than playing Guija at 3:00 in the morning in a cemetery, Primo! I can only tell you that if it goes wrong the move will end very badly. Brother! Listen carefully! , it turns out that on the one hand María Corina reaffirmed her alliances with the Guajira Cartel, there she is understood by the alias “Maicao”, but on the other hand she agreed to negotiate with the family of narco-journalist Vicky Dávila, the Gnecco Clan who has always wanted control of the Venezuelan Guajira, and María Corina is willing to give that territory to any of the two groups that help her. Brother! La Sayo is playing with fire, because it made a pact with two groups that are vying for political, economic and territorial control in La Guajira, La Sayo definitely merged with pal'coño.

Goddess! , La Sayo agreed with both groups, both with the Guajira Cartel and with the Gnecco Clan, that if everything works out for them and she takes power, it will allow them to reopen control of the clandestine drug routes that passed through the Catatumbo region on the south-west coast of Lake Maracaibo; María Corina also offered them that they could reopen the drug laboratories located in the northern part of the east coast and free river, air and terrestrial throughout the state of Zulia to carry out their logistics operations and to transfer the drugs that they will export to the United States and Europe, in return, they have to help it rebuild the failed operation “Jupiter”, which has now been renamed and replaced by “Operation Phoenix” and the “Clandestine Organization” , which is literally the same cheese but grated, bone, the same.

Cousin! , after the community manager gave me this information about the new narco-terrorist movements in La Sayo, I did what you ordered, I sent our cooperating patriots Pokémon, Chapulín and Teletubi to infiltrate the Guajira Cartel with the help of our cooperating Colombian patriots El Costeño and Acordeón, but I still need to infiltrate the Gnecco Clan. Goddess! I am sending you to the WeChat group “Resteados con Super Mustache” the coordinates and recognition photos of one of the points where “alias Maicao” operates, who is the link between the Guajira Cartel and María Corina Machado.

Brother! , in the second communication that María Corina, alias “La Sayo”, had with one of the leaders of the Guajira Cartel, alias “Maicao”, and that Pokémon together with Teletubi were able to capture, La Sayo and alias “Maicao” were agreeing on how “The Clandestine Organization” was going to develop, which is part of the supposed Phoenix operation, in what stages it was going to be carried out and what would be the military objectives. Goddess! You already have this document in the WeChat group more detailed than the instructions for assembling a Patton fan.

Cousin! among the most prominent points for carrying out “Operation Phoenix” or “Clandestine Organization”, agreed to by La Sayo and the Guajira Cartel, are terrorist acts in public spaces and institutions of the Venezuelan State; attacks on senior government officials and their families; selective attacks on opposition leaders; sabotaging electrical installations, aqueducts and subway stations; attacks on GNB commandos in posts border fighters; headquarters of the PSUV in the main cities of the country and they want to put an explosive device in Fuerte Tiuna because the loser of Iván Simonovis, alias “El Reno”, has not been able to. Goddess! , they don't rule out drone attacks in public spaces, but don't worry brother, we already have everything coldly calculated and let them run.

Brother! , Pokémon and Teletubi gave me this information, which is more delicate than sticking my hand in a dog's plate when it is eating. It turns out that María Corina, alias “La Sayo”, in the desperation of wanting to attract attention because she is more alone than a movie theater in the morning, with the help of the Guajira Cartel, is planning to explode bombs near the headquarters of the US embassy in Caracas, the idea is to mount a false positive with the intention of increasing tensions between the United States and the Venezuelan government, also to increase the narrative that her life is in danger and should to be rescued.

Speaking of Reno Simonovis, our patriot El Gringo tells me that he is more nervous than a cockroach in chicken dance because he has not been able to do everything he offered, and since María Corina down they are saying that El Reno is pure noise. I'll tell you more, there's a gibberish with the financiers of EL Reno, people are wondering why Simonovis paid only 20,000 dollars to “alias El Flaco” for the bomb in Plaza Venezuela if Simonovis was given 200,000 dollars to set up that operation, Primo! they are shameless.

Look at Malayo! I know that you told me not to talk about this around here, but I think I need to mention something above to you to put together the puzzle as you always say. Goddess! , as you know in the operation we carried out last week in Caracas, we managed to capture a character who was the one who confirmed the links between alias “El Titi” and María Corina Machado, remember that El Titi is an ally of the alias “Maicao”, see cousin how everything fits together. That same character who, for now, we cannot say his name, was the one who led us to the capture of the others involved in the plan to detonate a bomb in Plaza Venezuela ¡Hermano! , on the character's personal phone there are conversations via SIGNAL with several leaders of the Venezuelan terrorist opposition and when that phone talks, I just tell them, then don't scream! I'm going to leave you a little gem, among the contacts we get on the phone there is a pseudonym that has to do with “Count” and it's not exactly the Count of Guácharo.

Goddess! , this character who at one time had a connection with the alias “El Titi”, confirmed in the interrogations that La Sayo has been operating the so-called Narcogangs for some time, and this character was even offered that, if everything went well, they would take him with María Corina herself in person so that she could give him the blessing and official entry to his team, of course, he had to kill several children, men and women with the bomb they were going to put in Plaza Venezuela. Cousin! It's good that people know that the “Narcogangs” are nothing more than a “Criminal Alliance” that at the time moved Popular Will and is now led by María Corina Machado. It is a partnership between Colombian drug traffickers, Venezuelan opponents and what remains of the criminal gangs that operated in the country, all with the purpose of unleashing terrorist acts.

By the way, Diosdado! , alias “Chichito”, who also falls for the case of the bomb in Plaza Venezuela, was the one who gave us the location of the warehouses in Maturín where La Sayo had hidden the arsenal of explosive material with which they intended to attack rural commands of the National Guard and public spaces in several cities in the east of the country. Alias “Chichito” gave us the location of other warehouses in other cities where La Sayo had more American-made explosive materials harnessed, the same ones that were used by the terrorist group ISIS to carry out attacks in the Middle East, but your friend the minister did not give me authorization to touch that subject in this way.

Cousin! I have this better information for you than chewing the bubble gum that comes in Bati Bati ice cream. Our cooperating patriot “El Gringo” sent you to say that Donald Trump, alias “El Catire” and Marco Rubio, alias “Little Marco”, agreed to put on the new show to send the US Attorney General to increase the sum of the Malaysian reward that the gringos gave to our Commander in Chief Super Mustache with the intention of doing damage control due to the multiple pressures that Trump has on the part of congressmen from Florida and radical groups of the Republican Party who do not condone the oil negotiations between Trump and the Venezuelan government. Florida's Republican congressmen told Little Marco that if he didn't do this maneuver, they were going to lose the midterm elections in Florida in 2026; besides, remember that Marco Rubio wants to be a presidential candidate in 2028 and for that he needs to crawl a lot before the feet of Catire and the MAGA who don't want him because he's a migrant and an idiot.

Malay! Since you always tell me to keep up to date with what is happening in Zulia, our cooperating patriot who is the driver of Bella Vista's pushchairs and a member of UNT told me that the philosopher Manuel Rosales decided to disappear from politics for a while and told Nora Bracho, alias “The Baby”, not to answer anyone's phone and if it was possible that he would close the headquarters of UNT in Las Mercedes for a while because Chavism had politically taken over all of Zulia and there was nothing to do. Cousin! Manuel is thinking of taking a few sabbatical years at his farm in Costa Rica, called “La Chiquinquireña” managed by his front man, Carlos Faria, alias “El Ñuño”.

Goddess! So that you know that our mayor, Gian Carlo Di Martino, is working harder than his lungs, he already has the city cleaned up with the new garbage collection plan that is still being deployed in the 18 parishes of Maracaibo. On the other hand, our governor Luis Caldera is active in solving the structural problems of municipalities, and with the good news of the appointment of our comrade Francisco Ameliach as president of Corpozulia, now yes! that our state is going to come to fruition.

Well brother I'm leaving you because I have to go buy a bundle of size XL diapers for your godson Hugo Nicolás that they sent him to order at the nursery. Mom sends you greetings and a blessing, she says that she already has the pants you sent her to pick up because you are losing weight.

Good God! I love you more than a tray of cupcakes that sell the “Edward Cupcakes” from the Belloso sector in Maracaibo, which bring ten pieces of empanadas: 3 of chicken, 3 of shredded meat, 3 of biscuits and one of the pavillón; it also has ten pieces of cupcakes: 3 of potato with cheese, 3 of ground beef and 4 of ham with cheese, of those that come out of their way when you bite them. In addition, put 3 Tequeyoyos of the mollejuos, 3 cassava chips with very greasy cheese and saladito in the tray. Malay, as you know that I like to play it safe and I don't like to get hungry, just in case, add a Mandocas service that is bigger than the drawer of a dump truck, with a big triangle of palmita cheese that has small holes and is thick. To drink a liter and a half of Malt with a glass of ice for those that don't grow anymore. Cousin! Since I'm almost 4 months old with a diet and a balanced diet, for dessert I'm only going to add a coconut brush with condensed milk from those sold at the Snow kiosk at the Vereda del Lago food fair, which is on the side of the URU.

You take care of me cousin! What I love you is dick!