No one believes him anymore! Learn why La Sayo is desperate to attract the attention of the United States

Published at: 09/07/2025 09:48 PM

July 09 of 2025

Location: Valle Arriba Golf Club

Patriota del Valle Arriba Country Club

Hello gordooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! How are you my chubby one? , I'm here at the spa in Valle Arriba giving myself a good massage because as you well know I'm in patriotic mode because of the celebration of July 5 and I even went to the parade that day. Oh God! I was happy to see so many men and women in uniform defending the country. Of course Cori was dying of envy because she wanted to be in the heroes, with the difference that Cori wants to be there as the owner of the country, on the other hand we patriots go to the parade just because we feel for the country. Chubby! I confess that I saw that deployment, that popular, military and police fusion, I kept thinking and said to myself: myself, this is where I want to be! Bone aaaaaa!

God! Another 5th of July where Cori sees the military world through the screen, my poor friend! You don't know the level of frustration and despair that this generates, that's why she goes crazy to give some messages that, far from helping her, bury her more, but Cori became a disease without a cure, she doesn't listen, she doesn't reflect, that's why everything goes wrong for her.

MY CARAMEL FLAN! Cori's imbalance is definitive and total, I emphasize this because Cori went so far as to criticize those who criticize her, that is, Cori went out to shoot at her own people, just as you are reading it! , I was shocked when I saw her in an interview complaining to journalists and influencers who are criticizing her for not having achieved anything, please rrrrr! What a shame with the visit, my damn policy!

But that wasn't the last mistake of the week. It turns out that, as if Cori hadn't fallen low enough, in her desperation she said that “she would never have wanted Chávez to come to power” and then God! ? Where did that story about her being the best friend of the Chavistas end up? Cori always lies! A fool to believe him!

MY COCONUT KISS! , I'll tell you that Cori is having a hard time with the gringos who make her very ugly for the picture (photo). Cori didn't celebrate July 5th, but she did celebrate July 4th, I mean! my guava jam! Cori celebrated the independence of the United States to see if they want it that way again. God! Cori knows that she lost her stellar moment and that gringos, Colombians and even Zionists use her as a doll to annoy Nico Maduro, but Cori is no longer seen as the Iron Lady, much less as a key or coherent actor to bring about a change of government in Venezuela.

MY PARCHITA TIT! Cori is increasingly ignored, she is furious because no one from the White House or the State Department called her to tell her that they were going to grant the OFAC 40D license, that's how bad things are with Cori! . But God or Joseph! clarity and awareness, because the fact that the gringo government no longer takes Cori seriously does not mean that the lousy people of Marco Rubio or the Cuban-American congressmen obsessed with Venezuela are going to put aside their claim to go against our country. What this means is that they no longer play exclusively with Cori, they will continue their policy of aggression, but along the way they will play with other actors.

God! , Cori was so drunk on July 4th that she almost forgot the birthday of her political father Álvaro Uribe. God! You're not going to believe me, Cori called Uribe after 6 in the afternoon that day, and I know that because she herself recorded the video call and passed the video on the chat with her friends from the Mereci School where we're five as usual, but! Bone aaaaaa! Chubby! , when I saw that I wanted me to swallow the earth, I couldn't believe that my friends had done that crazy thing.

It turns out that, in the video call, after Cori congratulated Uribe, she decided, in the midst of her drunkenness, to tell him a dream where she had the mission of uniting Venezuela and Colombia in an immense fertile field to control the entire production, Diosdi! It will be drug production, may Dior and Cartier forgive me! because it's a poorly thought out, but what other production can that crazy couple of people talk about. Wait for my! MY BATI BATI ICE CREAM! That the embarrassment does not end there, Cori also mentioned to Uribe that she was very close to becoming president, in textual words she said: “Álvaro imagine this, me in Miraflores and you advising me from Bogotá, we will be unstoppable”. God! Uribe, who is no saint, gave him sorrow, pity and amazement, with Cori's inconsistencies, thankfully he realized that Cori was drunk, he said goodbye and told her that he would call her later.

MY NAIBOA WITH GRATED CHEESE! Did you see Cori's video from July 5? Oh no my fat boy! , sit down that I have to tell you everything with luxuries and details. With that Morticia face and her brain dislocated by the mixture of alcohol and anxiolytics, Cori couldn't even give a clue, so she ended up reading the disastrous message with the help of a teleprompter, even if silence had been better, because all she did was distill all the poison she had accumulated against Our Bolivarian National Armed Force for not supporting her idyll of wanting to reach Miraflores.

Drunk! I want to ask you a serious question do you think my friend Cori is normal? Gordis! Bone! What person who prays for the support of the military and at the same time makes a video to call them perverts, corrupt, gangsters and to make it very clear to them that when she comes to power, if they don't support her right now, then she's going to persecute them all. Then, as if to complement, he sent a message to the military women telling them that they must reveal themselves to regain their dignity, that is! He called them unworthy, please oooooorr!

Obviously! Cori couldn't stop talking about his vision of the Bolivarian National Armed Forces, because in his utopia the military will simply be slaves, pawns at the service of the farm, but they will also serve the gringos and the interests that Cori represents. I honestly say to you, God, or Joseph! That I was outraged and I want to take the opportunity to ask for more than an apology through you, to apologize to our women and men of the FANB for that humiliation of María Corina, I seriously feel the pain of others.

MY FURRIALEÑO MANGO JELLY! Imagine how badly Cori's message must have fallen on her that the girl who gives her botox no longer wants to go to see her, first, because she doesn't want to get into trouble with your friend the minister, and second, because she has a military brother of whom she feels very proud, that's why she was angry that Cori expressed herself like that.

MY PAPAUPA CHEWING GUM FROM CAMBUR! , Cori's incoherence is not only politically and militarily, it's also personal, human. There, a string of lice came out to defend Cori, saying that she is a hero because she hasn't been with her children for years and yet she has remained firm on her path of abstention, on the path of aggressions against Venezuela, of course! MY AFFECTIONATE LITTLE BEAR! , they are saying this to insult Cori about the louse of Requesens who are being demolished on social networks for having gone to visit their children. BUTOOOOOOOO, bone! Listen to this carefully Diosdi! , few people know that Cori handed over parental authority over her children to her ex-husband twenty years ago, that is, Cori abandoned her children a long time ago to dedicate herself to what really matters to her: being president. God! Cori has never cared about those boys, the first thing in María Corina's life is to arrive in Miraflores and her children are in second place, hypocrisy they say!

MY LITTLE TAIL BRUSHING WITH CONDENSED MILK! I'll tell you that things are very tense between Tío Inmundo, Cori and my cousins Mariana and Carolina who say that if my uncle dies these days it's Cori's fault, that's why Cori released his own message on July 5 and my uncle did the same, but none of them reposted as they always do, but in any case that would be the most insignificant detail.

Turns out! My pretty eyes! , that my uncle Inmundo in order to sabotage the event that Cori and the lousy Antonio Ledezma called for on the occasion of July 5th, my uncle was not appreciated. Yes Diosdi! My uncle neither summoned nor attended the so-and-so meeting and he did well because what he gave was a pity, literally! only three cats arrived, no one from the famous diaspora in exile approached, much less the Venezuelan migrants who hate Cori and my Uncle. Not even Pedro Uruchurtu was present because Ledezma doesn't forgive him for having overthrown the position of chancellor. Grandpa Monster was not embarrassed and uploaded a photo with his three crazy people and a seven-star flag in a clear disrespect for national symbols, there I leave you the photo.

MY THREE-COLORED JELLY! , I'll tell you that my uncle didn't even show his face for the message of July 5 because the bandit was having a great life at the Palma de Mallorca Yacht Club, I mean! hellllooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! That's why the video of my uncle is made with supporting footage without his presence, that is, all my uncle did was record a voice note because besides the very lively one didn't wear a suit or jacket, but pure guayaberas with palm prints!

MY BABY GERBER! LISTEN TO ME because this is the part where I get toxic. This week it became public that ExxonMobil gave up 20% of the block allocated by Guyana in the area in dispute with Venezuela, I tell you that this is no coincidence. It turns out and happens that ExxonMobil understood that Cori has been lying to them all this time, that is, they discovered that Nico Maduro is not fallen and that Cori has zero influence on our FANB, so they decided to get out of the bush for a while, minimize risks and refocus on their play in the International Court of Justice, and finance the construction of false positives with the support of Marco Rubio's lousy, the FBI and of course the Irfaan Ali.

PARENTHESES! You can imagine Cori when they broke the news, she immediately had angina pectoris. God! Cori was very scared, she thought she was having a heart attack and called me to go see her, but you know that I can't enter that diplomatic house, I don't want future problems. But the angina didn't come because ExxonMobil was going to stop exploiting the Stabroek block in the reclaimed area, but because the Exxon louse cut off 80% of the budget they were giving it because neither she nor my filthy uncle guaranteed a change of government in Venezuela.

MY SWEET COTUFITA! others who realized that they will not be able to achieve their long-awaited change of “régimeeeeen” in Venezuela are “The Crazy Cubans”. So much so that after they heard about the ExxonMobil decision, they began to put pressure on Marco Rubio's louse to seek to negotiate an exchange for the American mercenaries who are being held here in Venezuela, in other words, if Cori is no longer a safe option to remove Nico Maduro from power, they need to negotiate directly, that is! even María Elvira is assuming that Cori failed, but that is something that no longliner will review.

MY DUMB SACK! Take note:

Cori doesn't know what to do with her VEN Venezuela movement and the four cats she has left from the Unitary Platform, which was left as the shoulder pads of my sequin dresses, extinct. However, between tomorrow and Friday, Cori will have to summon them to tell them what they are going to do on the 28th, Diosdi! I already know the plan, but I'll tell you when you come later to patrol the club, by the way, try not to turn on the lights of the patrols because you scare the neighbors.

In the family of my cousin Carolina's boyfriend, the youngest daughter of my uncle Inmundo, they are very worried because they have a lot of money invested in Venezuela, and apparently they also used their structures to launder the money they have given to Uncle Inmundo for his supposed retirement, so I think he has reason to be nervous.

On another note, La Cori knows that she will have to pay the bill for ChurRomanía, the Venezuelan company that brought the catering to the new Alligator Alcatraz prison, do you know who sent them? Cori! Well, they're friends. I'll tell you this my baby Gerber! so that there is no doubt that Cori hates and detests, not only our migrant brothers back in the United States, but also everything that smells of Latin.

Crazy Leo is trying to propose a negotiation with Bukele for our 252 brothers kidnapped in the CECOT. I believe Diosdi that Leopoldo has not yet realized that his time has passed and his operations with Venezuela are behind him, as when he had Cesar Omaña as a partner. What many people don't know is that if Trump wants the Nobel Peace Prize, Leopoldo wants it much more.

For the rest, the lice will remain the same as always, just as I have been warning you for a long time: the policy of false positives will continue because neither Cori, nor Tío Inmundo, nor any of those lousy extremists, have anything real and convincing to act against our country.

Pending with a false flag, they try to hijack an oil tanker after loading crude oil into Venezuela, I can confirm that I told you so.

I write to you and I feel like in the movie Lady and the Wanderer, I'm a princess and you're a Cacri.

Miss me, remember that you are my baby Fiufiu.