Pueblo Alert! Find out what La Sayo is doing with the Gulf Clan to destabilize Venezuela

Published at: 18/06/2025 10:37 PM

Wednesday, June 18, 2025.

Maracaibo, Santa Lucia sector, diagonal to Pa' Que Luis, in the white house with the red bars that have a Chávez banner and a mushy sign that says: “WITH MADURO WE WON EVERYTHING ON JULY 27”.

Patriot Patricio the Maracucho.

What was Diosdado? How are you, my dear brother? Look cousin! , today I come short and precise because I am working hard on the last adventure that María Corina, alias “La Sayo”, is inventing for July-August. Brother! To take care of your mental, spiritual and psychological health, the best thing is to sit in the black chair as usual, lean back tightly, move your neck backwards, backwards, sideways to relax your back muscles.

Ring your fingers and read the letter very slowly because with the gossip I bring you about the fascist opposition you are going to be crazier than Manuel Rosales, alias “The Philosopher of Zulia”, when he found out last week that Diego de la Vega and Zorro were the same person.

Brother! Let's start the round of information with María Corina, who is still more concerned than a boyfriend kept waiting for the result of a pregnancy test for the woman who is not her official girlfriend, because La Sayo says that with the escalation of the conflict between Israel and Iran, the international community is more ignored than the advertising that comes to you by email in the spam box.

He's more of a cousin! , according to our cooperating patriot who is La Sayo's community manager, María Corina's leadership is so weakened that even her own closest political circle is slow to respond to messages in SIGNAL groups when she writes to them.

Goddess! , the community manager sent you to say that since no one gives a shit about Sayo, the girl decided to create a battery of fake news to take advantage of the situation of the conflict between Israel and Iran. Sayo ordered to spread the Fake News that Iran is manufacturing drones and ballistic missiles in Venezuela; she also wants to position the message that all the top officials of the Iranian government and the Revolutionary Guard are coming to Venezuela to conspire from here against the Zionist government of Israel and the United States.

Cousin! Sayo wants to build false positives to see if it somehow manages to revive public opinion, but also to see if it can harm talks between the United States and Venezuela. Like what happened with the false narrative of the Aragua Train, these communicational inventions end up harming Venezuelans in the world. Cousin! Apparently María Corina's Malaysian lady doesn't realize that when she says that Venezuela is a threat, she's saying “beware of Venezuelans”, I thought that the joke was more intelligent.

Brother! Another thing that worries La Sayo more than Magalli Meda's husband, seeing what they're going to live on now, is the capture in Maracaibo of Rodrigo Cabezas, alias “The Masked Economist”. La Sayo doesn't sleep because she knows that Rodrigo handles a lot of information about how the network of the terrorist commandos of Vente Venezuela was formed in Zulia, and the hell she also knows about María Corina's plan to destabilize the west of the country and about Sayo's relationship with the narco-shrimp farmers who were operating in the region. Other information that Rodrigo Cabezas is said to have is about the characters and financiers who operate the portals that are used to destabilize the dollar rate in the country, platforms that María Corina also controls and obeys.

Cousin! I know that you don't like us talking about these things around here, but I think it's very pertinent to say that it was Juan Pablo Guanipa himself, alias “Tequeño Crudo”, who in an interrogation betrayed Rodrigo Cabezas as one of La Sayo's main economic advisors and who gave him ideas to conspire against the country's economy. By the way, Diosdado, our cooperating patriot “Pokémon” tells me that there was more information on Rodrigo Cabeza's cell phone than on a NASA hard drive. Brother! , according to the Tequeño Siniestro, La Sayo was recently communicating more with Rodrigo Cabeza to operate in Zulia than with him because remember that María Corina no longer trusted the Tequeño Desabrido.

Brother! , our cooperating patriot who owns the paddle tennis courts in Miami where Juan Guaidó, alias “Juanito Aspirador”, sent you to say that discontent with Sayo throughout South Florida continues to grow like foam, especially after María Corina has not spoken out against the statement issued last week by the US government in which she threatened more than 120,000 Venezuelan migrants to be deported if they don't leave the country since the TPS was revoked. Primo, more and more Venezuelans living abroad say that María Corina betrayed them.

Speaking of Juanito Vacuum Cleaner, Diosdado, do you remember our cooperating patriot “El Madrileño”, the one who is closer to Inmundo González in Spain than a souvenir on the fridge door? Good brother! , the Madrilenian sent you all the information about what's behind the audio that leaked in Spain and confirms that Juan Guaidó is what we all know, a Malaysian thief with seven soles!

Cousin! The audio is proof of how Juanito Aspirador tried to bribe, through third parties, Spanish government officials so that Pedro Sánchez would legitimize him as president of Venezuela and to do oil business with Spanish companies. But wait! that this is not the whole story.

Goddess! The Madrilenian says that it was María Corina Machado herself, through Pedro Urruturtututu, who asked her friends from the PP and VOX to promote the filtering of the audios that leave Juan Guaidó and Leopoldo López, alias “the wireless princess”, very badly off, because Juanito Aspirador did nothing without the princess's permission. It turns out that María Corina wants to get rid of Leopoldo and Guaidó because she blames them for playing double games on him and also holds them responsible for the bad image they have given her. The Madrilenian also told me that María Corina is thinking of going to live in Madrid and wants to arrive with a clean piece of land, that is, she wants to bury any political link of Popular Will in Spain, so she is the most interested in bringing out the rottenness of which she is also a part, but she wants to play crazy and pretend that she is different.

But Diosdado! How different will La Sayo be if she now lives from the royals who steal from the country through the show that is called AN2015, which is why she is getting closer to Julio Borges, alias “El Cejón”, another thief with seven soles.

Brother! , but our cooperating patriot El Madrileño says that this will not be the only audio that La Sayo and her Spanish friends have about Juanito Aspirador's acts of corruption. The Madrilenian says that there are audios of Guaidó bribing ministers from the government of Iván Duque, alias “DJ Porky”, Luis Lacalle Pou in Uruguay and other former Latin American presidents to whom Guaidó lived offering businesses and Venezuelan territory in exchange for recognition as interim president. Brother, it's not for pleasure that Juan Guaidó is also called “Juanito Alimaña”, because every time his name comes up, it's because it's related to issues of corruption, theft or entanglement.

Brother! I have a better gossip for you than when you ate the ice scraped from old refrigerators. You know that our cooperating patriot, who is the driver of Bella Vista's pushchairs, didn't report last week that Manuel Rosales, alias “The Philosopher of Zulia”, was considering running for mayor of Maracaibo but they didn't give him the numbers, so he decided to support the mayor in charge of Maracaibo, Adrián Romero, alias “El Ñoño” to push him down the ravine. But Diosdado is already going! , when Rosales found out that the Chavism candidate for mayor of Maracaibo was Gian Carlo Di Martino, he had all his structures collected from A New Time in Maracaibo because, according to Rosales, Di Martino is going to triple the opposition candidate.

Goddess! , but apart from that, Chavism in Zulia is aware of the direct order given by our Super Mustache commander. Turns out that the last time Super Mustache visited the state, he said that we should beat the 21 mayors of Zulia in the upcoming municipal elections.

Cousin! Another important thing: tell Super Mustache to stay calm as if he were an unhurried turtle, because in Chavismo we are oiling the machinery to win all the mayors that have historically been in the hands of the opposition.

Brother! , I'm going to give you a ñapa that you always ask me for when I'm fast. Listen carefully to what I'm saying to you. Our cooperating patriot, Teletubi, is in Colombia and confirmed to me that a new paramilitary operation is being set up against our country, with the participation of a group of people, but it struck me that this time they are including the Gulf Clan, in other words, María Corina does not abandon her alliance with drug trafficking and paramilitarism to bring chaos to our country. But that's not the key thing, cousin. The patriot Teletubi says that in the operation there is a person from the United States who is not exactly Catire Trump. According to the information received, the gringo who is promoting this operation offered to ease the sanctions against the Gulf Clan in exchange for overthrowing Super Mustache, but soon I will have more details about this new adventure.

Finally, Iván Simonovis, alias “El Reno”, is still trying to see how he does something to regain credibility, because even María Corina herself is seeing if she can get him out of the game for good, first of all, because he has defrauded several of these corrupt financiers who fled the country, with the story that he is going to bring 2,000 paramilitaries into Venezuelan territory to overthrow the Diosdado government! I think it wasn't enough for Simonovis to steal the reais from ¡Ya Casi Venezuela! , apart from the fact that he is a thief, the Reno hasn't hit your friend the minister every time he tried to do something, that's why he's about to kill him.

Malay! I'm leaving because I have to take the Farline 500 to the mechanic to have it checked for a noise it has in the triploids, the most likely thing is that they'll send me to do the front axle. Goddess! I want to fix and sell the Farline500 to buy an Optra and move forward. Your godson Hugo Nicolás sends you greetings and a blessing, his pussy continues to grow and eats more than a dove in the square.

Good God! I love you more than a Super Special Tumbarranch sold at Tostadas Hermanos López on 72nd Street, reheated from the previous day, mixed with sauce and egg and fried in oil. That they throw a thick slice of mortadella loose from the ones that come in the CLAP box, a lot of cabbage chopped into long pieces that they soak in vinegar water, that they put slices of very red tomatoes, obviously! , with plenty of white and red sauce, plus a dash of mustard to give it a sour touch. Throw in plenty of shredded meat, black tenderloin and a slice of creamy zebu cheese. Primo, I know that the tumbarranch doesn't have caraotas, but that they throw me an extra amount of black caraotas because that's how I like it and that when they're going to serve it, they throw some fresh cheese on top and put a big pot of tartar sauce in me. You can't miss a three-liter Big Cola and a glass of ice that doesn't grow anymore. Goddess! , for dessert I only want a milky sweet that comes in a glass mayonnaise jar, with black cloves, Jamaican rum and plenty of condensed milk on top and bottom.

What I love you is dick cousin! , you take care of me!

Mazo News Team