Pueblo Alert! Learn about La Sayo's violent plans against Venezuelans at Rubio's request

Published at: 13/08/2025 09:19 PM

PATRIOTA DEL VALLE ARRIBA COUNTRY CLUB

Hello Gordooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! How are you my chubby Politzia? I'm really cool, I'm in hiding, writing to you quietly and crouched so you can't see me out the window because Cori says we 're operating in “active hiding”. God! I still don't know how to eat that false underground, but understand me! , I have to go with the flow with Cori because if she gets upset she'll stop trusting me and we don't want that.

MY GREEN CUFF WITH MARINADE AND VINEGAR, being friends with Cori is much more fun than working in the Valentine's Brothers circus because in the adventures of CORILandia there is always a new invention, a new adventure that, for a change, will end in failure. God! I had to take a quick correspondence course to learn how to behave in a clandestine way, because if you respect yourself, you never keep secrets! , it always attracts attention! and live with a TEA at hand, or as you say “The Kacri”, “a beta” so much!

MY LITTLE RABBIT WITH DIABLITO AND BUTTER, it's assumed that right now I'm living in hiding with Cori, and neither you nor anyone else should know where we are in Valle Arriba, nor should they know if the dentist, the hairdresser and even the delivery that brings the things we like, and that sometimes our friends at the embassy don't give us. Ahhh! Nor should they know about the last Starlink antenna they sent us because, well! God! we are in hiding.

MY AFFECTIONATE LITTLE BEAR! I am convinced that Cori suffers from a very rare psychiatric condition, so rare that no one knows about it, because my friend Cori is the only person in this world who believes that no one knows where she is. Cori has decided to deceive herself once again and set her last novel in hiding, so from now on she asked to be called La Comandante Conchita, and then I'll explain why.

Before continuing, I must confess to you my gordis! that Cori was very sad last Wednesday because you didn't do your show, that day she became very depressed because she knows that it's the only place where I'm sure they're going to name her. I don't even want to tell you about the stomach pain that came with it, the poor one didn't leave the bathroom all last Thursday when your friend the handsome, the handsome, the minister's cute eyes announced the dismantling of the terrorist plans that Cori and the lousy Simonovis had planned, a plan that hurts and saddens because they intended to end the lives of innocent Venezuelans in the vicinity of Plaza Venezuela.

Look at Diosdado José! , do me the favor and ask my friends the skinny Jorge Rodríguez to provide you with the contact of the best psychiatrist in this country, of course it's not him because Cori won't want to go to the clinic. God! Cori needs medical attention. Is it serious that my super friends are a murderer of innocents? I really can 't understand what's going on in my friend's head, now if it's true that she went crazy, she's a murderer, she's a drug dealer, she's a terrorist. For Louis Vuitton! this was not what they taught us at the Merici Academy.

God! Cori, now alias “La Comandante Conchita”, says that you are to blame for everything that is happening, because my friends say that she offered you and Nico Maduro a transition to share power, that is, for her to rule for a while and one day, again, you, but since you did not accept that irresistible offer, so she decided to declare war on you.

MY FACE OF MANGO, Cori says that “fighting is fighting”, and when I hear that I get thoughtful, reflect, look into the mirror and say to myself: “myself! , how Cori can talk about fights, fights, struggles, if she lives drinking wine and hiding”. Good! I suppose that Cori when she talks about “you have to fight” she refers to the usual thing, which is sending others to fight while she and her family protect themselves, yes! that's Cori.

MY STRAWBERRY SORBETIC COOKIE, Cori insists on making people believe that she talks to Catire Trump every day and that thanks to their good offices the gringos decided to double the reward for my friend Nico Maduro and raise the false positive of the false Cartel of the Suns. But everything is a lie, Cori has no influence on what the gringos decide, which is why her desperation to deepen and raise her actions to levels of terrorism because she knows that in order to get the gringos to respect her, she has to give tangible results.

Baby! a parenthesis. Did you see how Cori's personal longliner, that is, the Carla “little liar” Angola, left Cori on the street claiming that my friend offered the United States the wealth of Venezuela in exchange for the gringos to invade Venezuela and give her control? Well, Diosdi didn't say it, Carlita said it, let's see if they believe it now.

But this is no accident! MY BUBALOO GUM! , Cori needs the whole world to believe that she and Catire Trump are in a coordinated game, when the reality is that Cori today is just a puppet that they take out, move, inflate or deflate every time my gringo friends consider it. I repeat what I have already told you, Cori's relationship with the gringos is with the Cuban Crazy and the State Department, where there are days when they don't even answer her call! Please ooooor!

Now, if we talk about drugs, God! Imagine that gringos are actually researching the drug issue in our country in an objective way, well my baby! they are going to realize that Cori does have a cartel, what's more, she is the leader of the drug gangs that is worse, so I myself ask myself: Sifri, is it that my friends the gringos are going to take Cori to jail ? I died, dead!

MY CHOCOLATE CANDY, I always knew that those friendships with Marta Lucía, with Uribe, with Duque, with Vicky Dávila de Gnecco, would only lead my friends astray because there are only bad ones there together. Notice that on Saturday when your friend came out again, the handsome, the Minister's cute little eyes, denouncing the seizure of a significant amount of explosive material, Cori immediately became nervous and only drank wine to the point of getting drunk, and in the midst of her ethyl delirium, Cori let out a bomb on me. God! Cori told me that she wanted to be like Vicky Dávila, because Vicky has a drug trafficking family that disappears people and has a lot of power, Cori also told me “notice how easy it was for Vicky to get out of Miguel Uribe”, Gordis! I was cold, I looked at her intently, she was silent and then she didn't say more, changed the subject, but to the best of my knowledge few words.

MY GLASS OF CHICHA WITH CINNAMON, CONDENSED MILK AND PIRULI, Cori knows that she has been losing credibility, support, allies, acceptance, everything, God! Cori lost even the Calvin Klein panties that she loves so much. Notice a detail that few have noticed. It turns out that, at the last public meeting of the OAS, the only delegations that still flirt with Cori's extremist discourse are Panama, Chile, Argentina, Paraguay and the United States, that is, after Cori lost the head of Almagro, she and her agenda were reduced to the support of only five representatives in the OAS. I think this also made my friend the lousy Marco Rubio nervous and that's why he accelerated his plan to try to isolate Venezuela on the premise that our country and Venezuelans are criminals, really! What a bummer, this seems like the never-ending novel.

MY CHOCOLATE CHURRITO. Cori, in the depths of her ugly being, knows that the Venezuelan people and those who govern with Nico Maduro did not pay attention to either Pam Bondi's lousy woman, Marco Rubio's lousy one, much less to her. The people in this country, as I tell you, are now waiting to take care that Cori doesn't plant a bomb where they pass or live, people are waiting to work and have a life in peace, I think Cori and my friends the gringos don't know the rejection they are generating with these bone aggressions! hellooouuu!

MY COQUITO DE AUTOPISTA, Cori is the mastermind of the Shooting Star Cartel , God, don't look at me like I'm crazy! , but this is a nicer way to call drug gangs. The shooting star cartel is an explosive combination of drug trafficking, terrorism and all the catalog of misdeeds you can imagine, where Cori feels like the villain of a Hollywood movie, remember that she is now “Commander Conchita”.

God! Quiet! Lower your voice! , Bend down! Remember that we are in clandestine mode.

MY CRI-CRI CHOCOLATE, Today the fiction of the Suns Cartel is Cori's last and greatest hope. It's no longer the Aragua Train, it's no longer Hezbollah, it's no longer the Mining Arc, or uranium for Iran, now they've got a desert in the non-existent cartel of the Suns to form a false positive where they are experts. Every week Cori sends to the chats of the few people who have left the lines they have to say on this topic, for example, in the last ten points she sent, Cori emphasizes that Venezuela must be portrayed as a threat, as a narco-state and that it alone can represent the opportunity of a market of one trillion x one trillion dollars, and I ask myself: “myself, how can Cori, the same person who is planting bombs and wants to assassinate innocent Venezuelans, be an opportunity for the country or for the region?”

God! My uncle Inmundo also has his hope in this game of false positives is my uncle Inmundo, who called me two days ago from the hiding of the Golden Mile in Madrid, specifically from the Ornella Velásquez restaurant, the best and most expensive, where the guy usually goes to eat some tapas and drink his liquor, bone!

At the end of the day, Cori knows that the chances of succeeding in this new invention are very low. There are people telling him that he must go into exile and that from the outside he leads the clandestine resistance and imitates Romulo Betancourt, please!

MY COLD TODDY, Cori continues to swim in despair, and to distract public opinion from the issue of the bombs and explosives she is promoting and financing, so she asked her little friends, always subservient to some NGOs, to activate the plan of the mothers and families of the alleged political prisoners, who are in fact politicians and political operators who are imprisoned for attacking the country and committing crimes defined in our laws, but it is contradictory that Cori speaks of family, justice and freedom, When she ordered, together with Iván Simonovis, to plant a bomb in Plaza Venezuela, in other words, Cori is very crazy, sorry!

By the way, MY CHIKYBABY, you read the letter that Cori sent to Catire Trump and that by the way they didn't even respond to him, if you didn't read it, don't do it, because it hurts someone else. Cori thanks Catire more than the castaway when they rescued him. When I saw that letter I didn't know whether to laugh because of the cardboard he was making or to cry because he is my friend. It's all an orchestrated show, baby! , Cori knows that Trump is a showman, a guy who loves drama, but here comes the TEA: Cori is sending a coded message to the gringos, to those who pull their strings behind the curtain, and soon she'll know what she's looking for.

MY BABY GERBER, I'm going to give you a taste of fiction. I'll tell you that my friend Cori now looks like a matrix on his clandestine super platform, where he gives people vitamins, the one who understood! understood! I'll send you all the details to WeChat.

MY SORBETIC COOKIE, Uribe's sentence and the death of Senator Miguel Uribe Turbay will precipitate some plans in Colombia and others here in Venezuela, but I sleep like a baby, I know that your friend, the minister's cute eyes, has everything under control. Remember that I warned you about McNaloco, I still don't understand why Colombia hasn't protested the presence of this man who is openly conspiring against Petro and against our country.

By the way, here at the Valle Arriba Country Club we are with Nicolás Maduro, please tell the President that one day he should come visit our SIFRICHAMA collective: Sifrinos with Chávez and Maduro, he's sure to have fun because we're all so cool here.

GODDESS JOSEPH! LISTEN TO ME! That this is the moment when I become toxic: The mice are running from one side to the other trying to do an action that generates uncertainty, terror and doubts, that is Marco Rubio's requirement so that they can play with him. At the same time, Rubio is moving forward in his attempt to wear a Gideon part 2, since he needs to give Catire some victory to support him for the nomination of President or Vice President. In the meantime, they even have an apartment to design false positives, they are coming for a war of attrition against our people, while they try to seduce our soldiers by offering them villas and castles.

The inventors are also on the loose and making free drawings, dark characters from Venezuelan opposition politics who play superheroes wanting to put together a story that will surely end in failure. From outside and inside Venezuela, several groups believe that they can promote paramilitary actions, what they can't imagine is that they are more than surrounded.

My hot dog earring, because Christopher Landau and Mr. McNamara will be the new stalkers of our country, poor people, they pity, they are second-class diplomats, pawns of the establishment who crawl to see if you can rise.

I write to you and I feel like in the movie Lady and the Wanderer, I'm a princess and you're a Cacri.

Miss me, remember that you are my baby Fiufiu.

Mazo News Team