Self-kidnapping and rewards! Find out what new show La Sayo is planning for 28J

Published at: 02/07/2025 09:52 PM

July 02 of 2025

Location: Valle Arriba Golf Club

Patriota del Valle Arriba Country Club

Hello gordooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! How are you my chubby Politzia? Today I am in plain sailing mode, yes, just as you read it, I grabbed my rags and came to kill pests on the farm of some friends on the side of Guárico. God! , I came here because I wanted to feel like Marisela, of course I want to imagine that you are Santos Luzardo.

Goddess Joseee! seriously speaking! I decided to come here because I want to try to understand Cori's logic that Venezuela, according to her, is a farm. Yes my sweetie, Cori told my friends the gringos at a recent meeting, that Venezuela was a big farm that was ready to be developed and she, darling! Cori, I was ready to manage it, God! just as you read it.

My friend La Loquis decided that Venezuela is a farm, and that she is willing to give up that farm, called Venezuela, to the lousy people of Marco Rubio and to the congressmen of the Cuban-American Mafia, in short! I think Cori misinterpreted the Disney movie, “Cowboy Cows”, or maybe Cori wants to play Doña Barbara, can you imagine Diosdi? , a novel where Cori is Doña Bárbara, me Marisela and you are the handsome one by Santos Luzardo, osaaaaaa! Please oooooooo! that would be really cool.

But to be honest with you fat boy, this thing about killing pests is not my thing, here I don't smell of Chanel but of repellent, vinegar, and mastranto, bone! Tomorrow I will return myself, I totally understood what my friend Cori means, I translate it to you: Cori says that Venezuela is a farm because she sees our country as a rural property, where she is the landowner, that is, Cori reduces our nation to her fief which she yearns to govern arbitrarily.

My coconut roll! I'm still a little afraid of shouting, because it was very exciting for me when I saw you on television receiving the special award of the Journalist's Day from Nico Maduro, I saw that, I looked in the mirror and said to myself “Myself, the chubby guy is not only a politician, he's also a communicator” helllouuu!

My Catalina with cheese! Cori does not abandon her incoherence. On the one hand, she sells herself as the administrator of the farm, as the strong woman, and on the other hand my girl seems, literally, a walking TBT because now she decided to publish in her X account the Photoshop videos of her old travels, oh well! Cori wants to live remembering when she was once known, please!

My creole majarete! That's not all, I'm very surprised to learn that my friend Cori has agreed to stop being the queen of chess, to become a pawn, well! , the “utility” of Marco Rubio's louse, ¡Diosdi! I never thought that Cori's visceral hatred for Venezuelans would push her to push the boundaries of shame.

Cori knows that Marco Rubio doesn't care about María Corina, or Venezuela, or Venezuelans, and that both he and the crazy Cuban congressmen are only looking for the fall of the Bolivarian revolution so that they can appropriate our oil through ExxonMobil, and get into Cuba. But my sweet tooth, do you know what hurts me the most? , that Cori is aware of the role she is playing, she no longer cares about being the supporting actress in this novel in order to put an end to Chavism and let her manage “the farm”.

My guava preserve! We all know that Cori's plan has always been a foreign intervention or a civil war, because she prefers to end the country if she can't govern it. But these days Cori tried to evade this topic because Cori knows that Venezuelans of all political persuasions want peace and we reject his call to chaos, to confrontation, so in a recent interview with Jorge Ramos when he asked him about military intervention, Cori immediately changed his speech and said that: “an intervention was not necessary” because supposedly “Nico Maduro was already fallen”, well! Cori is 12 years old saying that Nico Maduro has minutes and microseconds left, so I don't know who will believe him.

But not chubby! No! No! , don't think that Cori changed her mind and is now good, but that the only ones she understands, for now, in the United States, are with Marco Rubio's louse and with the Florida mobsters, and since Cori is trying to see if she can get new allies, the advisors told her that she should moderate the message of the intervention and the civil war, because that shocks the White House sector, which is anti-war and anti-conflict.

My yuca fritter! , we are going to celebrate one year since the triumph of Nico Maduro and Cori is still saying that the scoundrel of my Uncle Uncle Immundo will come to be sworn in, is that crazy right? , but the craziest one is the one who still believes it, oh well! Talking about my Uncle Inmundo. My cousin Mariana told me that my uncle has dedicated himself to going every day to the Palma de Mallorca Yacht Club, ¡Diosdi! That's a very expensive and super luxurious club, because according to uncle the heat wave has stifled him, and so has Cori hahahaha!

But my Uncle's expense isn't a hassle, nor does it bother his wallet. After uncle complained that he survived on a five-dollar pension, he now has three million euros in his possession. This is when I wonder why uncle keeps crying for his son-in-law, if we all know that he is only interested in having the son-in-law return the money he had in store for him?

God! talking about my uncle's son-in-law. Sorry! but I must say it! I'm sick and tired of my cousin Mariana living to say that Mr. Tudares is innocent. God! It has been proven that the FBI plays openly and against our country, so my cousin Mariana plays crazy, she knows very well that her husband is in prison for precisely being an FBI liaison in Venezuela, excuse me! I have to say it! he's not a meek pigeon.

But hey chubby, let's talk about the other lice. After Pedro Urruchurtu became the star parakeet and the chancellor of Cori, didn't you notice that Magalli, Humberto and Claudia were silent, and the only one who thinks he is a showman is Omar González who writes every day telling his own lies? God! all of this has a reason to exist. It turns out that, through the State Department, Cori managed to get thirty-five thousand dollars a month to support the five parakeets, but Magalli says that is not enough for them because Cori ordered that 60% of that money should be given to the star parakeet, that is, to Pedro Urruchurtu to continue his work as chancellor, and the rest of the money must be distributed among the four parakeets. By the way, I don't want to err on the line, but Cori says that both Marco Rubio and Christopher Landau are starving, that this is very little money and that they should give him at least 500 thousand dollars a month, because they gave Guaidó a lot more than that.

The truth is that the issue of money management has them tense and more than one is thinking that it was better to have stayed at the headquarters of the Argentine embassy in Venezuela, where they had their six meals, their shows guaranteed, and they didn't pay rent, that is, the tragedy.

Speaking of tragedy my ¡chupi-chupi! of tamarind. Greater tragedy is experienced by all those lousy people who first went with Guaidó to live abroad “disque” in exile and now they live on the hope that one day Cori will keep the Finca and bring them back. Yatzuri told me about my new manicurist, that the days she was working in Miami she had to attend to Alberto Ravell, but this man saw the face of a handkerchief on my friends, because he began to cry and told him that he wanted to return to his country, that he doesn't want to die outside of Venezuela, God! The problem is that he wants to return, but to also be an administrator of the farm, that is!

Speaking of estates, my pretty eyes! , another one who is trying to create his own fief is the lousy one of Marco Rubio, who little by little moves and places his chips to keep my friends Catire Trump surrounded. God! Marisol de Rosa María Payá was recently handpicked, and then I'll tell you why I call her Marisol. Obviously! who had to show that it was everyone's vote for her to become a member of the IACHR, but that was more than fixed.

My friend La Poorkis, who lives in Washington, told me all the gossip: It turns out that Rosa Payá was appointed by the lobby that made her the lousy Marco Rubio, and you'll ask yourself why? Good fat! easy! , Rosa Payá's task is to keep the new OAS Secretary General Albert Ramdin surrounded to torpedo his statements and actions when appropriate. Rosa Payá will also have the mission of speaking every day about Cuba and Venezuela, nothing new for her that is a machine of lies.

Of course, Cori and all her parakeets are very happy to have Rosa Payá, who ended up being a lackey for Marco Rubio and the three Cuban congressmen, the same ones who are betraying migrants. So get ready to hear every invention, every fake report by this woman, which will be in the same style as Volker Turk's report at the UN. By the way, God! They don't even hide it anymore, because we all know that this gentleman's partiality has to do with taking care that the United States does not leave the United Nations system and leave them bankrupt because it is the main donor. A Volker report cannot be considered impartial if it omits naming the Venezuelans kidnapped in the CECOT or the Venezuelan children who are separated from their parents in the United States, much less can it be considered impartial if it has as its main voice the parakeet of Cori Pedro Urruchurto, who paid a large sum of money to the NGO Un Watch to let him be a spokesperson at the UN for this space.

Ouch! My Gorditooo! , I almost forgot to tell you that before coming to the farm I went to my old Merici School, that's where I met Cori. I went to take my godchildren to a spelling competition, fat, repeat S P E L L I N G, Spelling!

Wow! The facilities are nice, I haven't been here in a while, everyone is very polite and responsive, but Gordo is going! , there are things I don't understand, I think I short-circuited! I think they never wanted Cori here because there is neither a striped desk, nor a sign, nor a small square that says: “Cori La Grande studied here”, the truth disappoints me a lot, what if there is is a bust of our Liberator. I think the nuns are sad to say that Cori studied here.

God or Joseph! , listen to me because this is the part where I get toxic:

Cori looks forward to taking the final blow against our country. If the terrorist plan fails, she is still working hard to get the United States to release the worst sanctions, Cori seeks total suffocation. Miguel Pizarro's louse said it a week ago in a trusted group and he even boasted that he was working on it, that is, he is happy to attack the Venezuelan people.

Cori is also asking Marco Rubio to increase the reward they offer for senior government officials by July 28, and he even requested that my friends Jorge and Delcy Rodríguez be added to that list. Their plan is to encourage that, instead of bringing in military personnel, or federal agents for a search and kidnapping operation, it is better to raise the payment to incite the private participation of so-called “bounty hunters”

Among Cori's new bad ideas, I tell you that she is working on the scenario of a self-kidnapping if it comes out on July 28 as planned, I just hope that this time she doesn't have a blue wallet.

I write to you and I feel like in the movie Lady and the Wanderer, I'm a princess and you're a Cacri.

Miss me, remember that you are my baby Fiufiu.

Mazo News Team