The Sayona like the guava tree! Learn about Marco Rubio's plans to cover up his failure

Published at: 01/10/2025 09:39 PM

October 01, 2025 Del Valle Arriba Golf Club

PATRIOTA DEL VALLE ARRIBA COUNTRY CLUB

Hello Gordooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! How are you my chubby Politzia? Christmas is here and I'm more romantic than ever so get ready. Since I'm in Christmas mode today, I listened to Nico Maduro and all at once I took out the little tree, put on the lights, the garlands, all I need are the balls, by the way, God! How are your balls? good! The Christmas ones, I say because I love the traditional balls that come red with green and gold.

I drink! Close your eyes and imagine for a moment that you are Saint Nicholas, I'm Santa's assistant who has a thing for you and Cori is the Grinch because she's always trying to ruin Christmas. God! I behaved well this year, I swear to Dior and Chanel, so make my Christmas wish come true to me, I really want a doll like that, all cute, all cuddly like you, but if you can't, then please, I wish! That my friend Cori stays locked in his room and loses the key forever, because we Venezuelans can't put up with one more Christmas with Cori trying to sabotage these dates, although I think San Nicolás Maduro advanced my wish, you'll understand!

My butter roll with cheese, well toasted to eat you all over (hold on because I'm romantic). I'll tell you that Cori is gone, physically going, because her plans for this last quarter of the year don't look good, bone! please!

God! When Cori was packing up I reminded her not to forget anything, even if she took the voodoo dolls and witchcraft that she has set up for you in the bathroom in the secondary room, she knows what I'm saying. I drink! , Cori's final destination is between Madrid and Washington, she is not yet defined because she still has the hope that my friends the gringos will invade our country, in short! How do I explain it to you!

My fried egg with the soft yellow one. I'll tell you that Cori doesn't know how to explain to her followers that the underground is over, she thought she could drag our country into her lies, but she ended up drowned in her own evil. Bone! My Loving Bear! Cori's anger this weekend was enormous when he saw that the New York Times ruined his lie that Venezuelans are eager to see my friends the gringos arrive, when the opposite is true.

It turns out that my friend, journalist Julie Turkewitz of the Times, demonstrated in a devastating article that not only the political class, but also the social and business sectors of Venezuela do not want a change of government, and they reject foreign intervention. Oh chubby one! When Cori read that, believe me! she got hysterical, called me on the phone and screamed as much as she couldn't, but hey! That's no longer surprising, she's the same spoiled girl from Merici.

In the midst of her annoyance, Cori drowned in her own poison, I mean, with her own saliva because the article was not in the Furrial Times, but in the New York Times! God! seriously! It was horrible, I honestly thought that Cori was going to the next level because of the ugly way in which she reacted, but since weed doesn't die so easily, Cori managed to sort herself out and immediately began calling on all the influencers and other paid journalists to work as usual: attacking everyone who was linked to that article.

Just imagine! , I, a serious woman who doesn't like gossip, had to listen to Cori asking her communication assassins to attack even Enrique Capriles' louse, but Cori has fallen so low that she told them to mess with her sex life, really! God damn it, but please oooooo! this looks like a comic. After seeing that, I just stared into the mirror, and I said to myself: “Myself! , I don't understand how it is that Cori, being a daring, a tyrant, a bad person, appears in international forums and is awarded prizes as a supposed defender of democracy”, Diosdi! I understood that these prizes are definitely bought.

My caviar tartlet with sardine toping. Cori's pain doesn't end here. It turns out that after the New York Times left her on the street, because she lives paying false polls to say that 200% of Venezuelans agree with an intervention from my friends the gringos, the blow of my handsome friend Richard Grenell came back to her (don't be jealous that here the only handsome and sexy baby is you) God! Cori almost turned into a statue of salt when she heard Grenell say that he has been talking with Nico Maduro on orders from the Trump administration. I drink! , Cori's head rotated 360º at least four times, that's right! Please ooooor!

My champagne glass with orange juice! The truth is that it was a very bad week for Cori, because the UN was another episode that left her stunned. Cori is not at all happy with what happened at the United Nations general assembly because she thought that with the lobby promised by Pedro Urruchurtu's little parakeet, the attending countries would fall at her feet; that they would recognize my Uncle the Unclean as vice-president because she is the president; and that they would ask for an intergalactic invasion to get Nico Maduro out of Miraflores, but as the song by the philosopher Amanda Miguel would say, “he lied to me, he told me he loved me and it wasn't true”

My little bottle of poncigue that I drink and I only think of you, but badly! , you had to see Cori's face when she understood that only 07 second-rate cats dared to take a picture with the parakeet and that the rest of the world didn't even ignore it. Poor girl my friends! He almost died for the third time in the same week, obviously! He immediately picked up the phone and said everything to the little Urruchurtu parakeet, he literally humiliated him, so much so that I felt sorry for others, but when I remembered that he is as perverse as Cori, I missed the pain.

My Churros Bag with Dulce De Leche! With how violent Cori is with her own people; with the attacks she orders on social networks against anyone who opposes her; and acting like a madman, I cannot understand how Cori wants to convince my friends the gringos that she is the best option to govern and keep the country calm, she is obsessed with showing that only she can direct the fictitious transition because there will be no violence, when we all know that she would be worse than Pinochet.

My Nelly Butter That Melts In The Bun! By the way, I haven't told you, but sometimes I dream of being Nelly the one in the neighborhood and you Raulito the one who manages the encava. I have a very good tea for you, it turns out that there is a confrontation to the death between my friends Magally Meda and Juan Guaidó's louse, because my friend Magally, at a forum in New York with the Vente-Mundo organization, said that both the Chavistas and those of the interim have to face justice when the government changes, because according to my friend Magally, the lousy of Guaidó has to be held accountable for what he did with the resources allocated to the government interim.

My little leg sandwich at the crossroads! Right away Juan Guaidó's lousy guy called Magally and claimed what he said, he called her irresponsible and ignorant, that she didn't know what she was saying and that's why neither she (Magally) nor Cori will ever be a government and he swore war on them. You can imagine my affectionate little bear that this generated a serious problem between the oranges and the sky blue, that is, between those of Voluntad Popular and those of Vente Venezuela, which in the end are the same thing.

My Paradise Cream Ice Cream! Cori is aware of her defeat, she knows that at this point she's not going to make anything happen, and the ending she so predicted came to her first. That's why one of the cards she's starting to shuffle is that, after I wanted to assassinate Uncle Inmundo to keep the only voice, now she wants my Uncle to be sworn in before AN2015, Diosdi! The new show is that once, my friends the gringos say they are going to attack Venezuela (according to Cori), they will immediately deploy a campaign to pressure and say that the government of Nico Maduro is a failed government and that therefore Tío must assume, they will use AN2015 to swear in him.

My green cuff with marinade, salt, vinegar and Worcestershire sauce! If you want proof of what I'm telling you, look for the latest statements made by Marco Aurelio Quiñones, 2nd vice-president of the non-existent AN2015, a corrupt and obscure figure from Popular Will who jumped out making the proposal publicly because Leopoldo López's lousy man leaked what they had spoken to Cori in a meeting with the Unitary Platform. Yes, I drink! , just as you read it. Cori said at that meeting that they cannot continue to trust my friends Catire Trump because, according to Cori Trump, he is a clown, crazy and goofy; but Cori also says that in the face of that situation, the best thing is for them to ensure international recognition and to swear an oath to Tío, because if one day the gringos invade Venezuela they cannot put another viceroy other than the Unworld.

But that doesn't end there, my slushipped toddy with fried arepita and you make the hole in the middle for me, it turns out that Primero Justicia doesn't agree with that proposal unless Tio Inmundo guarantees Julio Borges's louse and Dinorah Figuera's lousy that they can continue stealing, I mean managing the assets that were stolen from Venezuelans abroad! they are ill-wishers, rabbles that are only waiting to live at the expense of Venezuelans.

But hey Diosdado José, listen to me because this is the part where I get toxic and pay a lot of attention to me, but first a compliment: you are my hot avenue to see the deck and dream about you!

According to some sources I bought at Louis Vuitton, they assure me that Marco Rubio, faced with his monumental failure to shamelessly lie to Catire and the Americans on the subject of Venezuela and the non-existent Cartel of the Suns, is proposing to Trump that he attack two objectives in Venezuela to at least justify the fortune that they are spending in the Caribbean, what they don't know is that your friend is the handsome, the handsome, the sexy, the cute little eyes of your friend the minister, you already know everything.

After that provocation and aggression against our soil, Rubio suggests seeking a negotiation with Nico Maduro, that is, bye bye Cori! , but, although Marco Rubio's louse has also suggested attacking government figures and civilians, my source tells me that there is a lot of resistance in the White House and in the Pentagon. But I haven't told you the best part.

The lousy Carlos Blanco guy, Cori's uncle, is the one who sits down with some Pentagon analysts to suggest names of people and places that should attack, that is, it's not Carlos Blanco, it's Cori through him who is saying how bombs should rain on our country, Oh fat man! , you know what the worst thing is, that Cori is such a coward that, if that happens, she will no longer be in the country to see the pain that she herself is helping to create. I always told you, Cori prefers to see the country on fire if she's not the one who rules.

I write to you and I feel like in the movie Lady and the Wanderer, I'm a princess and you're a Cacri.

Miss me, remember that you are my baby Fiufiu.

Mazo News Team