Published at: 04/06/2025 10:05 PM

June 4, 2025

Location: Valle Arriba Golf Club

Patriota del Valle Arriba Country Club

Hello Gordooooooooo! How is my little baby Gerber? I'm in the club, I came to do yoga because I feel like I need to find my center, you know that Cori always wants to unbalance me with her crazy things, and more so now that she's left as a soul, that's why she's been telling everyone that you want to kidnap her for company.

Look at Diosdi! If you want to kidnap someone, kidnap me! because what Cori won was a direct trip to the hotel with the five letters.

Diosdado José we are 5-0! , at least that's what Cori says. My friend is so crazy that he hasn't noticed that the word game she's trying to do doesn't suit her, but besides, it leaves her in a very bad mood because if Chavism starts to keep track of his victories it would be something like: “2,000 to (-500)”, because even if Cori is my friend I must admit that both she and the lousy of the opposition are not on the ground but in the underground, bone! My friends don't wake up from their fantasy!

My little alleli cap! Cori is a sea of emotions, and obviously with each passing day she gets a little more upset than usual. Last night he called me and stayed talking to me for almost two hours, you can tell he has nothing to do. The girl told me that her “parakeets” are driving her crazy, you know: Magalí, Omar, Pedro, Claudia and Humberto. Good! Since those five parakeets arrived in the United States, children want to lead the lives of rich and famous people who didn't even give it to them here. God! The five lousy people hadn't finished arriving in the United States when they started with the “give me money”, that is, the hammerhead! the gossip itself! The beggars!

I see those things, I look in the mirror and I say to myself: myself! so much so that Cori criticized that when the Guaidó circus, now she and her people, do it the same way!

God! Cori told me that she can't find a way to tell Magalli and Pedro Urruchurtu to shut their mouths and stop giving interviews, because every time they speak in their indolent and arrogant tone, they sink and drag Cori away. My llanero cheese roll! Cori is terrified when Humberto speaks, because the boy got involved in the hero's film and can't contain his verbiage; Cori knows that Claudia is living her Fancy world, because for a long time she was just a simple journalist because she is from Vente but has no race like Magalli, and the nefarious one of Omar González, Cori says she doesn't know the “o” around, and every time he is being interviewed the same longliners have to tell him the answers to the Questions that they themselves ask him, it's definitely a show worth turning off the television every time the parakeets talk.

My rice pudding! Did you notice that Magalli came out to defend the bandits who were inflating the illegal dollar on social networks? Well, those who are imprisoned today your friend the handsome, the handsome, the cute little eyes of the minister should ask them about his relationship with Magalli, since most of them worked for her. God! I always told Cori that playing with the dollar was not a good idea, because someday it would be known that she was behind this manipulation, as always, my girl didn't listen, please!

My chocolate hazelnut cake! , Cori no longer knows what to do to copy herself from you to see if she can be charismatic and dear like you, who, although sometimes you look like the baby of terror, when they know you well, everyone ends up loving you. I'll tell you this because after Cori came out criticizing the emotional reception you gave to the baby Maikelys Espinosa and she keeps criticizing every time you take pictures embracing children, now Cori wants to be sold as the children's favorite person, that's her new topic, so she asked the lice of the Guarimberos Miameros to make and promote a video showing a girl who is just learning to speak and says “María Corina I love you very much”.

Look at Diosdado José! , when I saw that I wrote to him and said: “Cori that's illogical, that's not coherent, that's malevolent, you didn't even speak out to support the Maikelys case and now who can believe that this show is natural”, obviously! He left me in blue, bone! I can't believe it! Cori is crazy! , loquis!.

My chocolate candy! , did you notice that they started creating social media accounts using the macaw theme and trying to sell the narrative that the extremist opposition is talking and negotiating with the military? Nothing new in the script! These are the strategies of the “super advisors” that Cori pays to try to instill in people the feeling that she is doing something, that her silence and inaction is because she is talking to the FANB and everything is ready to strike the blow, bone!

Speaking of theories. Cori is still looking for a way to disappear my uncle Inmundo, even though in public they want to show that they are the most united friends on the planet. The problem is that now Cori can't blackmail Tío with money because Uncle had three million euros left to help his financier get rid of the sanction in the United States, so now Tío is more detached from Cori. But Tío Inmundo is also receiving his share of the money allocated to him by AN2015 so that Tío remains silent in the face of their blatant theft of our assets abroad, God! Uncle Inmundo no longer has financial problems, his problem is still that he is not president of anything and that his health counts down, bone!

My soursop ice cream with tamarind! Do you know that my Uncle Immundo came out of the shadows and gave an interview to Patricia Janiot's lousy one. To be honest, I must recognize Patricia's lousy woman who did wonders with the edition of that interview, because my Uncle looked like a walking tongue twister, he was very incoherent and had a hard time articulating the sentences.

God! Tio was very nervous, precisely because a few minutes before his tension had risen because of a fight he had with Cori, see I'll send you the photo.

As I learned about that fight between Cori and Uncle Inmundo, I was so worried that I decided to video call my Aunt Mercedes, Diosdi! I was shocked by everything he told me and everything I saw, can you believe that my uncle Inmundo has a portrait of himself drawn in Spanish royal clothes? Bone! Very Venezuelan sir, but of course! if you live in the “motherland” in a two-story apartment, I suppose that's the payment you received for betraying Venezuela and for trying to plunge it into violence.

God, my Uncle Uncle is living better than Crazy Leo, how crazy! I can't believe it! I still remember when Tío told the media that his pension as a retired diplomat wasn't even enough for a hamburger, but now he has plenty of money for a duplex apartment on Madrid's golden mile, really! How their lives changed!

But there are even more my pretty eyes. It turns out that my Uncle Inmundo was super entangled in that interview with Janiot and when Patricia's lousy one insisted that she explain what he was going to do to take power in Venezuela if he doesn't have people, no soldiers, or support from the international community, I felt a pity of others when Tío merely answered “we have contact with many heads of state”, that is, Diosdi, I'd better keep quiet! Tell me when you were asked about the Chevron license!

God! , for Dior and Cartier! Uncle started by saying one thing, and ended up saying another, darn it! My Uncle Inmundo looked worse than Delsa Jennifer when she tried to explain what she was going to do with the barrels of oil.

When Tío's interview with Janiot ended, Cori immediately called me, and I felt very nervous, because she knows that Tío is in very fragile health, but it turns out that within the novel where my Uncle Uncle Immundo becomes president, Cori knows that if something happens to my Uncle Inmundo and there is no official appointment that she is the vice-president, then she loses everything. The one who is waiting for that moment, like a dead mosquito, is Dinorah Figuera's lousy one, because if my Uncle disappears, then La Dinorah, on instructions from Julio Borges, will fight for the throne, claiming that she is the one who has the legitimacy to be the president of AN2015, Diosdi! it's impossible not to laugh or cry watching so much show.

My ovomaltine! , Every day that passes, Cori's desperation increases, she knows that she can't count on the full support of my friends the gringos, in fact, the only ones who talk about Cori are Little Marco and the three crazy Cuban congressmen, after all, no one in the United States takes her seriously. That's why Magalli Meda is scolding the European Union and the international community, she wants them to pressure the gringos to give them the same treatment they gave Juan Guaidó, in short!

My strikeout eleven eleven! I tell you that Cori has been losing strength among her financiers, either because your friend the minister has diminished her drug business; also because she has failed to fulfill what she promises them; and because every day they see her diminished, God! The only thing that Cori has financially certain today is the money that the AN2015 lice are stealing, who still have access to the resources of Venezuelans that are frozen by OFAC.

Chubby! imagine! more than 320 million dollars that went away and no one was held to account, but Cori can't say anything, because my girl now eats from there, and that's why Cori and Julio Borges are holding hands, the best friends.

By the way, Diosdado José, don't you think it's strange that the lice of A New Time continue to keep Marianella Fernández, self-appointed vice-president of AN2015 and the person who is approving the theft of Venezuelan resources together with Dinorah Figuera? That's why I always tell you: my baby Gerber can't be trusted! , because then I wonder if they are playing double play? , there I'll leave it for you.

My colita ice cream with milk! I have a hard time swallowing hard and seeing how the lice of Leopoldo, of Guaidó, of Borges, the Dinorah Figuera, the lice of Popular Will and the lice of PJ are now aligned with Cori after they called her crazy, insane; after they lived conspiring against Cori to get her out of the political game; now they all walk together like brothers and La Sifri knows the answer to that change.

It turns out that Cori threatened them that if they didn't unite around her and if they didn't share the money they manage for AN2015, she was going to ask that those funds pass into the hands of President-elect Inmundo González and she, who is the vice-president of Narnia, so now they all live under the same roof of corruption and theft. God! Now Cori has become another corrupt member of that interim clan and that has fallen like a heavy bomb in our circles of friends at the Country Club, and that is why many are starting to distance themselves from Cori.

God or Joseph! Listen To Me, because this is the moment where I become toxic, take note. The psychological operation of selling to the world that Venezuela is in chaos; that the government is fallen; that a wave of shortages and shortages is coming; these narratives will continue to be Cori's communication weapon all these days until he sees if he achieves his “final operation” plan, which is the one he is setting up for the month of July.

I'm sending you something about this psychological operation that I'm sure you didn't see. I am sending you a capture of yesterday when Claudia Macero was giving an interview and the images, the supporting shots that they show as she speaks are from the 2017 protests, is that the intention? to sell to the world that Venezuela is under fire and that is why we must push for political change, that is why we must push for political change, that is! perversion at its best.

As for the final operation, Cori has several things planned, in her desperation she works on different fronts, so nothing works out for her. The narco-paramilitary plan is still on the table with incursions that will be attempted in different parts of the country, not just in Colombia, because those behind Cori in this plan know that your friend the minister has eyes everywhere; Cori is also still working on a mobilization, on lighting candles and terror for the month of July, but now everything is complicated by the municipal election. Cori planned to set up a show so that personalities would come to Venezuela before the 28th and demand Edmundo's recognition, but with the country mobilized by the election, no one will be watching his show. The idea of promoting an agenda of total suffocation is still under way, but from a very good source I know that my friends Catire Trump is not so convinced of that, it seems a lie, but Miguel Pizarro's louse is one of those who is in Washington saying that we must close every drop of oxygen to the country, a man who lives on an allowance of 10,000 dollars a month that comes out of the money from our frozen assets. The positive thing is that everything looks bad for Cori's plans and I think that this December we'll eat hallacas without her, I mean because I hope she finishes going on vacation.

I write to you and I feel like in the movie Lady and the Wanderer, I'm a princess and you're a Cacri.

Miss me, remember that you are my baby Fiufiu. if

Mazo News Team