Nobody believes him! Sayo, desperate for Marco Rubio's ultimatum, will seek to generate violence

Published at: 24/09/2025 11:28 PM

Wednesday, September 24, 2025.

Maracaibo, Santa Lucia sector, diagonal to Pa' Que Luis, in the white house with the red bars that have a Chávez banner and a mushy sign that says: “DOUBTING IS TREASON, WE ARE RESTRAINED WITH OUR COMMANDER IN CHIEF NICOLÁS MADURO MOROS, WE WILL WIN!!!”.

Patriot Patricio the Maracucho.

What was Diosdado? How are you my dear brother? Look Malay, I know that you like to play tough as if you were a Deivis menthol cover, but carmalize yourself, gain confidence and sit in the black chair; don't resist good things and make yourself comfortable as if you were lying on the old furniture that Don Ramón has in the living room. Throw your shoulders back until your back muscles ring and scratch your back; take a deep breath with your eyes closed; tell Coquito to focus on you because with all the information I bring you from the terrorist opposition that asks for sanctions, you are going to be crazier than Manuel Rosales, alias “The Philosopher of Zulia”, when he said that first we see the lightning and then we hear the thunder because the eyes are in front and the ears are in the back.

Brother! , María Corina, alias “La Sayo”, together with her longliners sells smoke and Venezuela's external enemies are more desperate than a dog with worms because nothing works out for them and they are more contradictory than a microwave that freezes food.

Goddess! , our cooperating patriot “Mickey Mouse” who works in the White House and handles more information than Petete's filthy book, sent you to say that the statements made last week by Donald Trump, alias “El Catire” from the United Kingdom, when he said that he had not authorized warlord Marco Rubio, nor the US military to promote regime change in Venezuela, left not only La Sayo but their longliners payroll because they have sold more smoke to their followers than an electronic cigarette.

But that's not all cousin; “El Micky” also sent you to say that Little Marco and the Republican congressmen from Florida, better known as “The Three Stooges”, are more stubborn than a vigilante with no balance on the phone because they received information that some pussies that are heavier in the White House than a blacksmith move, convinced Catire Trump to lower the volume of military tensions with Venezuela, since all international anti-drug agencies, including The DEA, have confirmed that Venezuela is one of the countries that fights drug trafficking the most, and also because an aggression against Venezuela would unleash hell throughout the region.

Brother! , besides this, I don't know if you noticed that last week more senators in the US Congress rejected the US military deployment in the Caribbean and the cold-blooded murder of people on the high seas without the right to defense. These congressmen are putting more pressure than a freshly whipped soda to get the warlord, Marco Rubio, to back up his plans to destabilize Latin America and the Caribbean.

Goddess! , more good information than searching for music on YouTube with the microphone of the Magis TV remote control, is sent to you by our cooperating patriot Mickey Mouse. It turns out that last week Donald Trump, alias “El Catire” when he announced that the US military sunk a third vessel in the Caribbean, with an alleged drug shipment, the Catire refused to say on his social networks that this boat came from Venezuela because Trump is beginning to distrust the biased information that the Little Marco is providing him with about these alleged lethal seizures in international waters.

Cousin! , on the other hand, our cooperating patriot who is the community manager of Sayo sent you to tell you that since María Corina, she has the feeling that our commander in chief Super Mustache and Donald Trump, alias “El Catire”, speak to each other by sign, he is working more than the iron of an arrepera 24 hours to implode any diplomatic channel, but I am not authorized by your friend the minister to talk about that around here. Sayo, with the objective of sabotaging any communication channel, sent her longliners to sell smoke to spread the false news that your friend the minister is planning to search for his hideout in Valle Arriba, all with the purpose of increasing tensions, but no one stopped him, they left it more ignored than a message from the Cashea collector.

Goddess! , the community manager told you that maybe we can't let our guard down because you remembered that Sayo always had a plan to escape the country after executing Operation Phoenix rescheduled for this month of October. Cousin! Remember that in previous letters our cooperating patriot who owns the paddle tennis courts in Miami where Juan Guaidó, alias “Juanito the Vacuum Cleaner”, had informed us that Senator Rick Scott, alias “Scott's Emulsion”, has already sponsored María Corina's political asylum in the United States and her escape plan after the terrorist plans that we dismantled in the month of August/September is still standing.

Cousin! Look for a better fit in the chair, put on your helmet, safety boots and a bulletproof vest, because with this information that I bring you, you are going to be crazier than Mr. Barriga every time El Chavo receives him in the neighborhood at the point of a ball.

Apart from the opinion matrix set up by La Sayo that supposedly your friend the minister was going to pave his burrow in Valle Arriba, María Corina, since she knows that Christmas is approaching and we Venezuelans are more partygoers than nightclub owners, decided to start selling the opinion matrix that in Venezuela there will no longer be a military invasion but an extraction, but it is not known if it will be an extraction of normal teeth or teeth, we will have to ask dentists.

Brother! , what I'm going to tell you is more serious than when your friend the Minister does ¡TunTun! Our cooperating patriot who is the community manager of La Sayo got you this information that was confirmed with our cooperating patriot VitaFer so that you can send it to your friend the Minister of Interior and Justice. It turns out that María Corina, faced with the ultimatum given to her by warlord Marco Rubio that if she didn't generate a scenario of death and chaos inside Venezuela they couldn't do anything to help her, Sayo is considering calling for street demonstrations inside and outside the country for October 19, the day that coincides with the canonization of José Gregorio Hernández, this as a last resort to generate violence in Venezuela before the baseball season enters and Christmas where Sayo will be more forgotten than a kerosene lamp.

Brother! According to our cooperating patriot VitaFer, La Sayo contacted the alias “Maicao” liaison with the Guajira cartel to help her infiltrate a new batch of high-pressure rifles and snipers into the country to be placed on the roofs of buildings in western Caracas on October 19, the day of the street call that she will announce to assassinate demonstrators devoted to José Gregorio Hernández in order to generate terror, blame the government and increase tensions between Venezuela and the United States.

Goddess! , says the community manager that, although this plan seems like something out of a satanic film, it's real, because Sayo is so desperate, she won't mind using such a significant day as the canonization of José Gregorio Hernández to achieve her dark purposes. Remember that this girl is not called “La Sayo” because she is a holy white dove.

Look Malay! , María Corina's community manager also sent you to say that Sayo ordered the publication of a survey in the United States this week that is more false than a mariachi gun, where she says that she enjoys 40% of American support. First of all, María Corina, in her deep ambition for power and madness, will be thinking of running for the presidency of the United States since it is clear that she will never succeed in being president of Venezuela. Diosdado, says the community that desperation is making Sayo hallucinate and now she believes that she can also be president of Gringoland.

Goddess! So that you know that in Maracaibo we are happier than a turtle with wheels because we are getting ready to start Christmas in the month of October, our comrade mayor Gian Carlo Di Martino has already announced that on November 7 the lights of Avenida Bella Vista will be turned on and that the Chinita fair will be one of the most beautiful and joyful in recent years.

Brother! , mom sent you to tell you that the first week of October she will send you some hammocks so that you can warm up your engines and your godson Hugo Nicolás is like crazy helping mom to get the Christmas decorations out of the checkbook room because the little tree must be in place on October 1st, as Super Mustache decreed.

Good God! I love you more than some of the spaghetti snails sold to Mrs. Susana in the Callejón de los Pobres in the central part of Maracaibo. Of those that come in a large aluminum tray, which they put ground meat on the bottom and on the top, with several balls of dumplings that have yellow cheese inside; that they put enough grated cheese on top of the semi-hard cheese that comes with eggs, the same as they throw in the arepas of the Criollita in the Coromoto; that they serve it with two large peasant breads. Brother! That the spaghetti sauce is made with fried tomatoes, almost pichies, sold at the back of the “Las Pulgas” market and that they add enough oregano with a touch of pepper to make it taste like pizza sauce. To drink a Big Cola of 3 and a half liters of orange flavor, with a glass of ice that looks like half a bottle of water. For dessert, a donut of happiness sold in front of the basilica, those with Arequipe inside, condensed milk outside, with lots of rain of colors and lines of melted chocolate.

You take care of me cousin, what I love you is cock.

Mazo News Team