Pueblo Alert! Find out about La Sayo's criminal plans to sabotage the canonization of San José Gregorio Hernández

September 24, 2025

Hello Gordooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! How are you my chubby Politzia? I'm in a religious mood, I came to the Santa Rosa de Lima Church to meet with my friends from the Legion of Mary, but before I was thinking about what it would be like if I were a nun and you were an altar boy, NO! God! For the Lord to rebuke those wicked thoughts that sometimes cross my mind, that's a sin.

Speaking of sin, I can't believe it Diosdado Joseeé! That my friend Cori intends to sabotage the canonization of our saint José Gregorio Hernández and our saint Mother Carmen Rendiles, osaaaaaa! we know that Cori is very crazy, but this is another level. God! I already warned Cori that the Venezuelan people, both the Chavistas and the opponents, are not going to forgive him because religious beliefs are sacred.

MY GUARAGUARA SOUP. It is my duty to inform you that Cori has increased her level of perversity. God! I am very sorry to admit that Cori is very bad. It turns out that my friend is working with several narco-criminal groups to create a “shocking event” in the country, yes my affectionate bear! , just as you read it. From grenades and explosives, to selective deaths with snipers, Cori wants the blood to flow the days before, during and after the canonization of our two saints, because as if it were the film “The Exorcist”, Cori, with his theory that this is a fight between good and evil, has sold to the few followers who follow her, that Dr. José Gregorio Hernández will be the one who will purify the country from the blood shed from the blood shed! ! My amiguis is a political necrophile, that is, someone who seems to wallow in death and chaos for their political ends, I can't do that much!

 

MY CATALINA WITH CHEESE. Cori knows that it is a matter of very little time before she hangs her portrait next to the portrait of the lousy Juan Guai gave in the room of the defeated . God! Cori has lost credibility and international support. In Europe, its pivot point is reduced to the Spanish radicals of Vox and the PP who make noise in the European parliament, the rest of the spaces that are framed within the European Union, are limited to receiving and listening to the emissaries that Cori sends them, but they don't listen to them. If we talk about the United States, the situation is worse, because Cori knows that she can't expect much from her friends in the Miamera Mafia, meaning “The Crazy Cubans”, because these three wackos are in free fall and to this day the numbers are not guaranteed for the upcoming half-time elections. Drunk! The only pivot point left for Cori in Gringoland is the “team of the frustrated”, meaning Christopher Landau and John McNamara, the louse who tries to be Bolivarian in a frank mockery of our liberating father, osseaaaa! Please oooooooooo!

MY LITTLE TAIL SCRAPE WITH MILK. Cori doesn't sleep thinking that she is no longer the chosen one and that at the same time the undead have returned to dispute her voice. Look, my sweetie! , I have been warning you of the fight that exists between Cori, my uncle the Unclean and the usual shameless extremists to see who keeps the call with the gringos and the royals who are still being let down USAID by the State Department.

 

MY COCONUT KISS, AND YOU GIVE ME THE KISS. In the magical realism of Cori and his band, the gringos are about to invade Venezuela, which implies, obviously! in its fantasy world, that the United States should appoint its viceroy to govern us, since my uncle Inmundo is not a candidate for the gringos. Gorddooo! Bone! If the Trump cabal at the time referred to Juan Guaidó's lousy boy as a weak child, like the “Beto O'Rourke of Venezuela”, that's right! I remind you! , Trump compared Guaidó to a democratic politician whom he saw as weak, lacking charisma and strength to lead. Then close your eyes, think of Cori in a bathing suit, ahhhh! Did you get scared? Seriously baby! Think and imagine that, if Guaidó was seen as a fool, I don't even want to tell you how my friends El Catire perceives my uncle the Unclean.

MY DOG PATTY WITH BANANA AND TARTAR SAUCE. You know that I cannot live without reading, I suggest that you look for the book “Manual of Narnia and the Thousand and One Lies”, there you will find that Cori is in the phase where she announces a supposed transition that only exists in her little head and that of the maricorinos who follow her, but that operation is not random, she does this with a double intention: first, to be the one to take the lead and say that she is leading the process; secondly, to feed the hope of the few followers she has left. Look at Diosdi! , I think that first you get squares in your abdomen before Cori heads something in this country, bone!

MY TORONTO BALL. The story doesn't stop here. It turns out that demons ended up being unleashed trying to attract the attention of my friends Catire Trump to be put in charge of the “Narnia Transition”, so Crazy Leo made an important contribution (not to mention a payment) to the NGO UnWatch, the same one that serves as a platform for Cori and the rancid opposition that lives outside of Venezuela, to attack our country. With that intervention she bought the Crazy Leo, Cori became furious because she knows that he is also trying not to be left out of the “Narnia Transition”.

At the same time, the Cori immediately sent her little parakeet Pedro Uruchurtu to New York with the mission of trying to catch as many presidents and authorities as possible, but believe me they didn't do well at all, and all the Uruchurtu has caught is a cold, that's why my friend Cori called me at about eleven o'clock last night, because he ran out of sleeping pills and he wanted me to take them home, you know the one that was from Tudela, oops! I got away with it.

MY BAG OF FRUNAS CANDY, do you remember? the little square packages that appeared in the piñatas, although I suppose that your piñatas in the Furrial were made of tapara, osseaa! Watch ¡Diosdi! Among the candidates for the “Narnia Transition”, apart from Cori, my uncle the Unworldly, and Crazy Leo, stand out: Julio Borges, Antonio Ledezma, Humberto Calderón Berti, Pedro Urruchurtu, Iván Simonovis, Andrés Velásquez, César Pérez Vivas, Roberto Enriquez, Delsa Jenifer Solorzano, and many others, because they don't even let Guaidó's lousy look out the window. The truth! they are all rubbish and it's been a while since Cori stopped being a good girl!

 

 But God! I have a “tea” for you. Magalli Meda also aspires to be in the Narnia transition, but in a meeting with the terrorist Carlos Blanco she said that she aspires to the position where she can disappear all the Chavistas, all the moderate opponents, and especially the businessmen who did not help them at the time, in short! How do I explain it to you baby!

 

LICK MY PARCHITA WITH MANGO. Cori told me that she is very concerned that her Fake News and the alerts that the government is coming for her, are no longer having the effect that Cori wants on social networks. It turns out that last week Cori tried to deploy, once again, the idea that you were looking for her, that is, Diosdiiii! I think Cori dreams of that day when you wait for her at the door of the house, dressed in black, with a bouquet of white tulips and a bouquet of red roses to take her to the hotel with the five letters, osseaaaa!

Continuing with Cori and her lies, baby! I tell you that no one, read correctly my little panda bear! , no one! , not even her own media assassins paid attention to the fact that you were looking for her. Then Cori ordered the deployment of another battery of Fake News, including the case of alleged soldiers who had deserted, but what Cori didn't count on is that my friends in the Bolivarian National Armed Forces are healed and have caught up with him. God! Those who bought the show from Cori in the State Department began to fall into disgust when each of the supposed deserting soldiers came out to attest their lives to the side of their people during the military exercises, ¡Bebito! when I saw General Pedro Rafael Suárez Caballero with my friends General Padrino López denying Cori's crazy things, I was thoughtful, and looking into the mirror I said to myself: “myself, even lies don't work out for Cori, the end has come”!

 

MY ICE CREAM PATATA WITH THE FAT CHOCOLATE FINGER. Cori didn't know anything about the letter that Nico Maduro sent to Catire Trump, she found out when Landau's louse notified her. His concern is not the letter, but rather that Cori knows that the messages are coming, even if for the gallery audience the reality is different, that's why now he smokes up to his fingers, really! of terror!

MY CHUBBY POLITICIAN WHO WENT TO WEST POINT, WOW, I LEFT! I tell you that Crazy de la María Elvira Salazar made a fuss over the alleged approval in a congressional committee to evaluate the law she is pushing to steal the assets of Venezuelans abroad, the law is called “Pana Law”. Chubby! , listen to me! , María Elvira says that supposedly this law is to recover Venezuela's assets abroad and those that they say they are seizing from the Chavistas, but I drink! I don't know the first real Chavista to have assets or properties there, Oseaaaa! My fat politziaaaaa, María Elvira, what she wants is to formalize the theft of foreign assets owned by the Republic, and with that take away control of the so-called AN2015 and give it to Cori.

 

But this has a more twisted logic. Chubby! , María Elvira's piojosa wants to do that is to secure her share of resources and finance her mid-term campaign, that is, María Elvira's chora wants money from Venezuelans for her own benefit, all with the complicity of my friend Cori.

DIOSDADO JOSÉ LISTEN TO ME, because this is the moment when I become toxic. Cori, with the complicity of certain characters in the Episcopal Conference, try to sabotage the canonization of our saints. If she doesn't achieve anything, she plans to leave the country between October 20 and 27. He is looking for other exit logistics because Julio Velazco's one fell off.

Another thing, my dear Cori has been insisting that the little chiripero that remains in the Unitary Platform must be prepared to take to the streets on October 19, but they say that people are not in the mood and Cori insisted that when they see the signs they will come out. God! You already know what Cori's signs are: terrorist acts with explosives, grenades, but your friend knows enough about that, the handsome, the handsome, the cute eyes, the handsome, the handsome, the sexy minister.

In terms of communication, the order is to work in two ways: one to demoralize, to pressure, to blackmail the Chavistas in every possible way, and the other is to nourish hope in their followers and in the international community, that we are close to the final outcome.

Drunk! Cori is planning to move my uncle Inmundo on October 19 to a country close to Venezuela as plan A, but if everything gets heavy, option B is to move him to Rome and put on a show for the Pope to receive him. By the way, I heard Cori talking about some criminals that she has disguised as commandos, who are supposedly going out to distribute and paste, in public places, pending material against President Maduro.

I write to you and I feel like in the movie Lady and the Wanderer, I'm a princess and you're a Cacri.

Miss me, remember that you are my baby Fiufiu.