Pure coba! Learn about Marco Rubio's psychological war plans and opposition extremism against Venezuelans

Published at: 12/11/2025 09:43 PM

NOVEMBER 12, 2025

VALLE ARRIBA COUNTRY CLUB INTEGRAL DEFENSE COMMAND

PATRIOTA DEL VALLE ARRIBA COUNTRY CLUB

Hello Gordooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! How are you my chubby Politzia?

God! I am in “Active Defense” mode because I belong to the Integral Defense Command of the Valle Arriba Country Club, because here we are all going to defend our homeland, so we are trading golf clubs for some rifles sent to me by my friends Cilita Flores and some strategies sent to us by my BFF Delcy Rodríguez. I'll tell you that the club's spa is being equipped to store other little things with which we are going to defend every last square meter of our club, and one of the things we're going to do is to close the ladder that Cori escapes from time to time, then I'll tell you; and what plan are you on in my “torontico”? - not because of the sweet, but because of the round -

That's God! I ask you that question because I can't understand that Cori keeps calling my friends the gringos every day to tell them that you're ready, that you're going to give up, that you're going to give up, that it's not long before you surrender, that they don't move the ships of the Caribbean, that they wait, my God! Could it be that I am misunderstanding and Cori is referring to is that you are ready to give yourself up and surrender in her arms? Ouch! God or Joseph! Careful! Look, if that happened I would die dead.

The truth is that, apparently, my friends the gringos love to hear the lies of Cori and the circus of the lousy people who claim to be in golden exile “fighting” for the country's freedom. God! , at the time the gringos believed all the lies to Crazy Leo, which is why they turned a beggar like Juan Guaidó into president of Narnia. Not satisfied with that great failure that cost American taxpayers billions of dollars, now my friends the gringos hear Cori's lies, with good reason the New York Times said that Cori and all of them are lying to the Trump administration. I drink! when I read that report I was thoughtful and looking intently in the mirror I said to myself: “myself! Could it be that gringos don't learn? What about lie detectors in the US or does that only happen in Hollywood movies? , that's right God!

I tell you that today I come romantically but not in a Sifri way but a bit of a scoundrel.

MY LITTLE FRIED (ONE OF THE LONG ONES) THAT THEY SELL ON AV BARALT! I'll tell you that before saying goodbye, Cori and I talked for a long time, Diosdado José! Bone! Don't say anything that I don't want to go back, keep it a secret because she thinks I just went to the beach to clear myself. Good! In that conversation, Cori confessed to me that he doesn't know what to do, his calculations are still failing and now he doesn't know how to fulfill what he always offered: spilling the blood of Venezuelans on the streets of Venezuela and thus facilitating the entry of a foreign intervention, which has been planned by transnational interests that want to take away even the chaguaramos we have on the golf course of our beloved Valle Arriba club. God! These gentlemen to whom Cori mortgaged the country have the political backing of the lousy Marco Rubio, who, in his quest to be president of the United States, needs these gentlemen to take our wealth to guarantee him the presidential campaign of 2028, that is, this move to seek a change of government in Venezuela, is not even to satisfy the interests of my friend Trump or the MAGA, but of Rubio and the Cuban-American mafia.

MY GROUND BEEF PATTY STUFFED INSIDE FRENCH BREAD! Cori finally admitted to me, in an act of constraint because of so many sins she carries, that she is aware that she has no popular support, much less military, and that being so, her only bet is that bandits, criminals, narcomaphies, and bounty hunters disguise themselves as people to burn the meadow, there I leave you that clue.

MY LITTLE YELLOW ICE CREAM! There is no longer a political platform, neither for Cori nor for my uncle the Unclean, there are only the ashes of what they called the Unitary Platform, the 600K network, the little commands, the nodes, the underground cells, VEN, and all those Cori inventions that never end up consolidating because everything is done to obtain funding and nothing more. Look! , my tamarind chupichupi! , there have been no Cori meetings with the PUPU for more than a month, all that is diluted because Cori says that she doesn't care about these people, because according to Cori, Venezuela will be governed by whoever my friends the gringos say, so she only cares about international public opinion and not that of Venezuelans.

Internally, Cori is “forever alone” and all she has left is to try to operate with some small strongholds of criminals who, in exchange for immunity, offer her to do the job of “lighting tealights”, the problem with that is that all those criminals that Cori tries to operate with, your friend the handsome, the handsome, the minister's cute eyes, are more than located! please!

MY MORNING CUDDLE WITH CHAMPAGNE AND BEER! while Cori tries to figure out how to generate chaos, to put blood on the ground to fulfill her financiers and Marco Rubio's lousy, she continues with her international fantasy world, the usual recipe: speaking in international media, buying prizes and attending events that have names that sound very important, even if they are empty shells where the host must ask the public to applaud her as happened last week. In this same strategy, Cori presented herself via zoom at (pronounced well that you know English) at the World Liberty Congress, which is the front NGO that set up Crazy Leo to launder money and have a space to talk from, that is! How do I explain it to you!

MY LITTLE CAMBURCITO STEPPED ON WITH MARIA BISCUIT AND CONDENSED MILK! It turns out that Crazy Leo organized an event in Berlin with the excuse of holding a congress of his NGO World Liberty Congress, he reads a “congress” well, as if it were the PSUV hahaha! Bone!. Leo had invited my Uncle the Unclean as a special figure, but when Cori found out about that move, she herself called Leopoldo's partner in the NGO, who is an Iranian lady, and Cori told her “I am the Nobel Peace Prize winner so they must invite me”, and they had no choice but to put her to talk, but the game went very badly for Cori, in fact! she specializes in playing like never before and losing like always. In the speech, Cori threw some flowers at crazy Leo, and that was worse, because Cori's few remaining followers are the same as her, frantic and irrational, and upon hearing that they began to insult her, even Magalli Meda, who opposes Cori having any contact with what was the interim, had Cori attacked on social networks and didn't publish anything about the event, yes Diosdi! just as you read it! , his own midwife. Don't forget that in the circle of these toxins, the poison is transferred between themselves, bonesaa helllouuu!

MY BREAD CAKE WITH PLENTY OF RAISINS AND RUM! All those international events, all those expressions desperate to show that they are united, when we know that outside the stage they insult and hate each other. A “little fabric” that I almost forgot is that, at the Berlin event there was the little parakeet, I mean the parakeet, Pedro Uruchurtu, who banned Carla Angola and everyone present from publishing a photo of him with the people of VP and less with Loco Leo, he was just because Cori and Tío Inmundo were going to speak at the event. God! Those media shows put on by Cori, Leopoldo, Inmundo, plus all those who are out there fighting for democracy, all of this is a calculation to see who takes center stage, but Cori doesn't like to be overshadowed and soon we'll see surprises, please!

MY GUANAGUANA TORREJITA WITH SUGAR, FRIED IN ENOUGH OIL TO PUFF UP! the World Liberty Congress, bone! The NGO that ran Crazy Leo (it has now gone to a low profile), has three founders: a lady obsessed with the government of Iran, a man obsessed with the Russian government and the crazy Leo who is obsessed with you and Nico Maduro. It turns out! My milky sweetie, that the Russian and the Iranian were not comfortable with crazy Leo and that's why they decided to find a way out of the board of directors of the World Liberty Congress, and the best excuse they found was to “give way to the new generations” that's why they did the show of choosing new authorities, but the real truth is, I swear to you by Christian Dior and by Cartier! The fact is that both the Iranian and the Russian realized that Crazy Leo turned this platform into a space for their personal show, and they also learned that there are different investigations about Leopoldo López for the money he diverted during the Narnia government, to that add the commission that Loco Leo has left for the refining of CITGO products, plus money laundering through cryptocurrencies, and other things that go around there, that is the truth that no medium will count, and obviously! I found out from Cori that she told me everything!

MY NUCITA IN TUBITO, FOR... BETTER NOT SAY ANYTHING! Since everything is a calculation and nothing is spontaneous, I tell you that last week Cori's top advisor, “the Argentinian”, told my friends that she could not remain silent about what is happening with Venezuelans in the United States and the measure she herself backed to eliminate TPS. Turns out, my “wet chocolate cake”, they did a measurement study which found that Cori is strongly rejected by Venezuelan migrants around the world, because they feel that she betrayed them. God! That's why it's the strategy of putting out a statement to say that they are doing something for migrants and I'm going to give you the full “tea”.

Turns out this isn't a plan or a proposal just from Cori, I'll explain! The Crazy Cubans know that they are doing very badly in the polls and need to remain in their seats in order to help Marco Rubio in his presidential race, so they are looking to do something that will allow them to postpone the mass deportation of Venezuelans, but! First, that's not easy to convince my friends Catire Trump; second, this isn't about Cori but about the Crazy Cubans; thirdly, this isn't about Venezuelans but about trying to save next year's half-time elections, now do you understand me? they are looking for a small victory with which they can campaign, because if the elections were held today, the Republicans would lose as they lost on November 4.

MY COLD GUARAPITA FROM THE ONE THEY DRINK ON JANUARY 23RD! Let's take a break because in the midst of the military deployment of my friends Los Gringos and the holidays I want to take away from Cori, I still took advantage and did what every sensible Venezuelan woman does in times of tension: I went Christmas shopping! And while Cori stayed in hiding writing her statement number 437, I went to buy decorations for the house and even a little wine to toast because despite the threats, our country is united and at peace. But I tell you baby: the mall was full of people! , there was a good vibe, I just looked, thought and said to myself “myself, “could it be that Cori leaves the country before or after the spirit of Christmas?”

Good! talking about Cori leaving. Turns out my baby MENEN, who, Cori knows, will soon be exposed in the last big lie. She said repeatedly that there would be a change of government before the end of October, and it's over; before November ended and we're doing the same; before December ends, we'll see; God! That's like when you go to the roulette wheel and play all the numbers, you have to hit some of them, but since everything goes wrong for Cori, thank God! , when you play roulette the stone instead of falling on a number you get out of the circle and you have to start all over again.

Parenthesis. God! I assure you that in a fortnight, neither the government, nor the snow, nor the miracle will fall, the only thing that will fall is Cori out of bed when it is December 10, the day he has to look for the guy who bought the Nobel Prize and realizes that Nico Maduro is still in Miraflores. But since she knows, I tell you that my girl is already working on a plan so that from the outside they can help her in her campaign to make her believe that everything is ready for her to be in Norway that day, and the first to lend herself to that show, is the lousy of Daniel Novoa who wrote on social networks that he was going to accompany her after “supposedly” Cori invited him.

MY PASTICA BOLOGNA WITH MAYONNAISE AND PARMESAN CHEESE! Cori asked her chancellor parakeet to set up an international committee of lice to search for and accompany Cori on her trip to Norway. For the record, I am telling you this in time, just as I told you that faced with the resounding failure of Cori and the plan to attempt an operation Gideon 2.0 accompanied by a military deployment in the Caribbean, they were looking for a way to swear my uncle in exile. This time the group “Mala Idea”, represented by Andrés Pastrana, made the proposal and that's where the new story is coming.

DIOSDADO JOSÉ LISTEN TO ME: that this is the part where I become toxic:

1. Since ships are part of the scenography to exert pressure, but they are not the film, at least for the moment, communication laboratories are going to intensify psychological warfare to see if they can break some wills, mainly Chavism and military structures.

2. They will begin with the narrative that Nico Maduro will fall before December 24, exactly the same thing that has been heard for more than 20 years, before they were “hallacas without Chávez” and now they will be “hallacas without Maduro”.

3. Characters like Marco Rubio and the Crazy Cubans, along with other Gringolandia spokespersons, will begin to talk about: “Freedom is near!”

4. Leopoldo López is preparing a motivational video to say: “this December we'll see you in Venezuela”, while Cori will talk about the Christmas miracle and the critical hours.

5. They will attempt at least four maritime and border incursions through Guyana, we know that they will not be able to because the one who knows, knows. They will try to attack critical infrastructure, the same as always, but they are Venezuelans with mercenaries who try to enter from outside to get the false positive that they are the gringos acting.

6. In parallel, they are preparing to swear in Uncle Inmundo in case all pressure fails and the ships are returned without having achieved a change of government.

Now, my mango jam made with fresh Furrial fruit, let's be honest, is there anything new in what I just told you? Is there anything new or that you don't know? , baby! They haven't changed their script in all these years. In the meantime, we continue to prepare for a Christmas with family and peace.

I write to you and I feel like in the movie Lady and the Wanderer, I'm a princess and you're a Cacri.

Miss me, remember that you are my baby Fiufiu.

Mazo News Team