They hate her! Learn why La Sayo in the US is more rejected than a condominium group on WhatsApp

Published at: 12/11/2025 10:34 PM

Wednesday, November 12, 2025.

Maracaibo, Santa Lucia sector, diagonal to Pa' Que Luis, in the white house with the red bars that have a banner of Chávez and a mushy notice that says: “Happy Chavidad, doubting is treason; we are in contact with our commander in chief Nicolás Maduro Moros. We will win!!!”.

Patriota Patricio the Maracucho

What was Diosdado? How are you my dear brother?

Look, Malayo, what's going on with you? Why haven't you sat in the black chair? Sit down mijo because we are wasting time and people are waiting, but first of all and first of all, you know, we are going to do some muscle warm-ups and yoga tasks to prepare you physically, mentally and spiritually for all the twists I bring you.

Brother, what I'm going to tell you is new: put your right hand on your heart, close your eyes, think of something that makes you happy; now give food to your lungs, bone, that you can breathe deeply three times; now point with your index finger at a coquito and transfer all the happiness that is inside you.

Goddess! , you will see that Coquito is going to laugh once and for all because you transferred your joy to him. Malay dress! that the powers of yoga are true. Good brother! , write to Jorge Rodríguez because with all the information I bring you about the narco-terrorist opposition that asks for invasions, you are going to be crazier than Manuel Rosales, alias “The Philosopher of Zulia”, when he said that he has many hidden talents, and that he still can't find them because they are well hidden.

Brother! I take this moment to congratulate me because this is the 100th letter sent to you by Patricio Segundo Urdaneta Palmar, better known in SEBIN and in El Mazo as “Patricio the Maracucho”. Goddess! Do you remember almost 3 years ago when I was one of María Corina's undercover escorts, alias “La Sayo”? , good brother! , see how far we have come working to stop the conspiracies of the narco-terrorist opposition that we have anticipated thanks to the intelligence and counterintelligence efforts of our covert cooperating patriots in Venezuela and around the world, because as our commander in chief Super Mustache says, “Chavism has eyes and ears everywhere”.

Good cousin! , without further ado or interruptions let's start, because these atomic bombs that I'm going to throw at you are hotter than the grill that the old refrigerators had in the back.

Goddess! , as I had already informed you in previous letters, more and more Democratic and Republican senators are disagreeing with the multi-million dollar military deployment in the Caribbean invented by the warlord, Marco Rubio, alias “Little Marco”, together with his partner, the Secretary of War, Pete Hegseth, alias “Bob Patiño” to see if they can take possession of the wealth of Venezuela. So much so, that last week, one day before the session was held in the US Congress to vote for the bipartisan resolution that sought to prevent Catire Trump from initiating military aggression against Venezuela without authorization from Congress, Marco Rubio himself, together with Vice President J.D. Vance, showed up behind closed doors at the Capitol to commit to every Republican senator that Catire Trump was not going to declare war on Venezuela since they have no legal arguments. Cousin! , our cooperating patriot “RoboCop”, who now operates from the US Congress, sent you to say that Marco Rubio had to take Vice President Vance so that the congressmen would believe him, since they say that Little Marco is more of a liar than someone when he is selling an Optra.

Brother! But that's not all, our cooperating patriot “El Chichicuilote”, who is also operating from Washington, sent you to say that last week there was a rumor in the White House that even Donald Trump himself, alias “El Catire”, had questioned whether to allow the Gerard Ford aircraft carrier to advance to the Venezuelan coast in order to lower the volume in Congress on the issue of unauthorized aggression with Venezuela, but despite all this, the warlord, Marco Rubio and his partner Bob Patiño, they put more pressure than a rubber compressor for the Pentagon to resume the advance of the aircraft carrier in order to continue increasing tensions in the region and to see if any of us break our legs, Primo! To break my legs with this weight they're going to have to throw a truckload of balls at him, these pussies definitely don't know us.

Cousin! , our cooperating patriot “Gasparin” who also moves more than a stick through the streets of Washington looking for information, sent you to tell you that Republican senators and representatives of the United States Congress are more concerned than Mr. Barriga when he sits in a plastic chair, because they know that because of the anti-migrant policies promoted by Marco Rubio, more than 25% of Hispanic voters voted for the Democrats in the elections in New York, Virginia and New Jersey, but in addition, these kids are worried that this percentage may increase in the midterm elections of 2026, which would cause the Republican Party to lose seats in Congress and the Democrats to become stronger on the path to the presidential elections of 2028. Goddess! , Gasparin says that Republican congressmen say that, if Trump doesn't get out of Marco Rubio for good and eases his persecution of migrants, the Catire will become a submarine with holes.

By the way, Diosdado! talking about migrants. Our cooperating patriot “Donatello”, the ugly pussy that looks like a ninja turtle and is undercover in Vente Venezuela in the US, sent you to say that Magalí Meda hired a survey to measure Gringoland's perception of Sayo.

Good Primo! The survey showed that María Corina in the US is more rejected than a condominium group on WhatsApp and that is why they are desperate to see their image improve in the face of the more than 600,000 Venezuelan migrants in the United States who lost TPS without Sayo doing anything.

But that's not all cousin. Donatello says that Venezuelan migrants living in Florida are the ones who have the harshest of María Corina, alias “La Sayo”, because they say that Sayo abandoned them as the Shipwreck left Wilson lying in the sea, and to add to the fact that Sayo was also silent when Governor Ron DeSantis, alias “Mini Trump”, decreed that Venezuelan migrants in the state of Florida could not buy real estate.

Goddess! , Donatello says that the Venezuelan community in Florida is the one that rejects María Corina the most because they say that the Sayo is more incoherent than an electric car waiting in line to pour gas.

Brother! , I kept looking for a better place in that chair because here comes a better gossip than playing hide-and-seek at night.

Our cooperating patriot “La Pepa er' Queso”, who is infiltrated in the Sayo communications team, told me that María Corina is more worried than Chilindrina when Don Ramón goes to get his bulletin at school. La Sayo says that the year 2025 is coming to an end and she hasn't stuck one, including the promise she made to the gringos that some supposed soldiers loyal to her would carry out a coup d'etat in Venezuela, and also, that she, together with mercenaries and paramilitaries, would take over the country's capital to facilitate the entry of the gringos. Goddess! , remember what I informed you in previous letters, the agreement between Marco Rubio and Sayo was that Little Marco was going to persuade Catire Trump to approve military deployment in the Caribbean, but María Corina had to generate chaos inside Venezuela in order to prepare the way for the invasion.

But that's not all. Cousin! , our cooperating patriot “La Traga Venao”, who is also infiltrated in the Sayo press team, learned that María Corina, apart from offering the country's oil fields to Marco Rubio to operate with ExxonMobil, Sayo also offered the warlord to install four U.S. military bases in Venezuela: one in Zulia, the second in Carabobo, the third in the state of Anzoátegui and the fourth in the state of Bolívar, this to protect the interests of the United States in our country later For Sayo to take power in her dreams .

Goddess! , other information came to us from Colombia. Our cooperating patriot “El Cachaco”, who monitors the movements of the Voluntad Popular terrorist cells that operate from Bogotá, told me that Lester Toledo, alias “The Lord”, who advises presidential candidate Miguel Uribe, father of congressman Miguel Uribe Turbay, will go out to publicize a false campaign in the coming days saying that the money with which the murder of his son was financed came from Venezuela. Lester did this in order to give oxygen to his candidate in the polls because the numbers don't even give him enough to win the elections in a condominium in the north of Bogotá, these kids don't learn!

Brother! Since you sent me to find out what was in the life of Manuel Rosales, alias “The Philosopher of Zulia, because he is more lost than the tip of the plastic tape, I tell you that our cooperating patriot “Pirulin Pin Pon”, whom we have undercover in Colombia, told me that the Philosopher was found at the El Dorado international airport in Bogotá and that he had been landing from Panama.

Goddess! , our cooperating patriot ASOMAMA, who is the director of the Association of Husbands Abused by Women and is also a member of A New Time, told me that Rosales spent 15 days visiting his businesses in Panama and seeing how much he had produced his farm in Costa Rica, managed by his front man Carlos Faria, alias “El Ñuño”.

Cousin! , the SEBIN base in Zulia did what your friend the minister ordered us last week, we deployed strategic and covert patrols in the 18 parishes of Maracaibo to guarantee the peace and enjoyment of the Marabinos and Zulians in turning on the lights of Bella Vista, in the activities of the basilica on the day of the piper, in the parade on Avenida 5 de Julio and in the lighting of the Vereda del Lago. Goddess! , we also did the order you asked us for, we stopped by the Bolivarian National Police stand at EXPOZULIA that is being developed at the Tibisay del Lago hotel. Take the opportunity to greet them and I'll leave you some photos that I took myself.

Brother! , at the moment María Corina, Simonovis, Leopoldo, and even Edmundo González, alias “Chespirito”, are very concerned because the allies they had to provoke terrorist acts in the country, namely the Albanian Mafia, the Ecuadorian Mafia and the Colombian drug paramilitaries, with whom they understood each other by order of Álvaro Uribe alias “El Paraco” and Iván Duque alias “Porky”, are starting to get tired, which is why many of their terrorist plans have fallen by the wayside, Although Sayo still has a few left drug crime strongholds that we have been deactivating soon! we will have surprises and news.

Goddess! , pending that over there mom sent you with Hugo Nicolás about twenty hallacas, of which she makes especially turkeys, and that she doesn't send you anymore because she's going to wait for you to come like that half an hour before the end of the year.

Goddess! I love you more than a Mega Pincho sold at the end of Bella Vista Avenue in Maracaibo, one block before Plaza El Ángel. The Mega Skewer must be multidimensional, bone! That I bring all the meat: beef with sirloin, back and front ends; pork; chinchurrias; soft drinks; liver with onions; and chicken breast; all in an interspersed shape; that they put squares of white and yellow cheese, squares of smoked ham, squares of arepa and slices of cooked potato; that they put an olive on the tip of the skewer; that they bathe it with barbecue sauce, which is spicy. To pass the meal, a very cold cardboard jar with lemon and a glass with ice that doesn't grow anymore. For dessert, since I am not a lambucio nor do I like to abuse food, I would add triple-colored cotton candy: white underneath, blue in the middle and pink on the top. Goddess! , excuse me for the abuse, but since I know that cotton candy doesn't fill, add a red apple that is bathed in caramel candy and comes on a toothpick; if possible, put three instead of one.

You take care of me cousin, what I love you is cock.

Mazo News Team