They won't come back! Learn about the plan of the Princess of Salamanca to control Chacao and turn it into an epicenter of guarimbas

Published at: 11/06/2025 10:31 PM

Wednesday, June 11, 2025

Maracaibo, Santa Lucia sector, facing Pa' Que Luis, in the white house with the red bars that have a Chávez banner and a goofy sign that says: “WITH MADURO WE WON ON JULY 27” Patriota Patricio the Maracucho.



What was Diosdado? How are you my dear brother? Look cousin, I think the best thing is for you to sit in the black chair and relax. Drink hot tea for your throat, take a deep breath and blow the air out of your mouth slowly as you are doing in yoga classes. Close your eyes for a few seconds and imagine that you are eating a brushed tail with milk on the sidewalk of Lake Maracaibo at 2:00 in the afternoon. Brother! , just in case, I asked for a candy lest it give you a sugar crash because with all the information I bring you you are going to be crazier than Manuel Rosales, alias “The Philosopher of Zulia”, when he says that “he goes in, goes out, goes up, goes down and walks with his feet”.

Look Malay! all the information I bring you is verified with all our cooperating patriots. Goddess! , let's start with the Sayo.

Cousin! I did what you asked me, I grabbed María Corina's community manager, alias “La Sayo,” I invited her to dinner at a restaurant in western Caracas and although she says that I am more ordinary than a transparent pocket, she also says that she likes me and I make her laugh a lot. After we had dinner, the community opened up like an umbrella to me and began to give me more information about what Sayo and her gang are doing.

Brother! The community manager told me about a conversation between María Corina and her colleague Magalí MedArisa, where Magalí told La Sayo that he found out in Washington that it was Marco Rubio himself, alias “Little Marco”, who recommended that Donald Trump, alias “El Catire”, ban visas and Venezuelans from entering the United States. Primo, remember that the issue of the deportation of Venezuelans became a business where everyone eats, even María Corina eats from that plate, which is why in the face of this new infamous attack by the US government against our Venezuelan compatriots, La Sayo was left like Shakira: blind, deaf and mute, because she is complicit in everything that is happening to our migrants.

Brother! Remember that in the last letter I had informed you that María Corina had told Marco Rubio that she didn't care about the issue of Venezuelan migrants in the United States because, supposedly, when she comes to power she will take care of that. Primo, remember that every letter I send you connects to the other as if this were a puzzle.

Brother! The community manager also told me that La Sayo's advisors are very concerned because they realized La Sayo's complicit silence in the face of all Marco Rubio's aggressions against Venezuelans, is burying her, and that is why there is an enormous rejection of her by the Venezuelan community living in the United States. Primo, it's not a game, our patriot cooperator Tribilin, who lives in Florida, says that Venezuelans in Miami already have more anger in María Corina than Juan Guaidó, alias “Juanito Aspirador”! Diosdado!

, while we were eating dessert, the community manager also told me that La Sayo's advisors suggested that, to ease the burden faced by Venezuelans in the United States, it was best to publish a statement from Vente Venezuela's social networks asking the US government, “hypocritically” and “lying”, to suspend the ban on Venezuelans entering the United States. But brother! They backfired and that statement only generated more anger and obstinacy in the Venezuelan community, since the weak document is perceived to be more false than a fifteen-dollar bill printed in Colombia and only confirmed María Corina's complicity in this whole matter.

Cousin! With this reverguero that La Sayo, Rubio and the Cuban congressmen have armed for betraying migrants, it turns out that María Corina came up with the great idea of inventing a Fake News to try to distract people and defend Marco Rubio, who is the main inquisitor of Venezuelans in the United States, that's why María Corina ordered her roster of longliners to spread the matrix that the gringos decided to ban Venezuelans from entering and visas, because supposedly the extremist groups of Al Qaeda, ISIS and Hezbollah were entering the United States with a Venezuelan passport, but Diosdado! , in Miami-Dade they didn't eat the story and were even more upset when Emmanuel Rincón, alias “Escape de Gandola”, Orlando Avenaño, alias “Donkey with a Dream” and Charla Ángola began to repeat this lie.

Look at Primo! I think the situation in La Sayo is more complicated than the engine of an Optra doubles valves.

Goddess! The community heard a better gossip than eating patty with bread. As La Sayo knows that Richard Grenell is the only U.S. official directly authorized by Donald Trump to negotiate with the Venezuelan government, María Corina is preparing a campaign to discredit Grenell not only in Venezuela but in the United States. The good thing is that Grenell already knows how La Sayo operates, cousin! I suspect that at any moment that gringo is going to give María Corina a scare because Genell doesn't have the slightest bit of a fool and knows what La Sayo is up to.

Brother! Hearing the drum. I got you the information that your friend the minister urgently requested and passed it on to WeChat. I contacted all our cooperating patriots that we have in Colombia and they gave me all the information about the background of the attack suffered by the Colombian senator and presidential candidate, Miguel Uribe Turbay. Cousin! It is no coincidence that after informing you in last week's letter that they had moved the paramilitary camp they had in the north of Ecuador to the Colombian border, the usual suspects, it should be understood: María Corina Machado, her members of the Uribe-Duque Clan, together with paramilitaries and drug traffickers from other parts of the world, carried out the attack on the Colombian Senator that same week. Remember that I also warned you that there was a change of plans, that they were going first for Petro than for Venezuela, Diosdado! This terrorist escalation in Colombia is only seeking a coup d'etat in the sister country, you will remember me.

Cousin! , the information sent to you by our cooperating patriot El Cachaco, which I later confirmed with the cooperating patriots El Paisa, El Costeño and El “Acordeón”, is that it cannot be ruled out that the teenager who shot Senator Miguel Uribe Turbay, was trained in that camp that mobilized from Ecuador and that we have been monitoring for months. Brother! , Cachaco sent you to say that it is no coincidence that after the American mercenary Erick Prince, founder of the platform “Almost Venezuela”, signed an agreement with the government of Ecuador, this paramilitary camp was immediately installed in that country. Nor is it a coincidence that the gun with which Miguel Uribe Turbay was shot was purchased in the United States and sent from Florida to Colombia. Goddess! Remember that your friend the minister has also confiscated weapons from the United States. All the pieces fit together because the actions of the extreme right across the continent are part of the same plan.

Cousin! Get comfortable in the black chair because here comes the atomic bomb:

Our cooperating patriot Acordeón, who has been infiltrated for years in Álvaro Uribe's closest political team, alias “El Paraco”, sent you to say that Uribe is “more shit than a newborn baby's diaper”, because he doesn't have Trump's support for these atrocities, because the MAGA do not agree to set fire to a hotbed in Colombia just when El Catire needs to return migrants. Cousin! Acordeón confirmed to me that Uribe's alliances in the United States are directly with Marco Rubio, with his daughter, Congresswoman María Elvira Salazar, and with the darkest sectors of North American politics that sponsor international drug trafficking.

Brother! , Acordeón says that it was Álvaro Uribe himself who ordered an attempt on the life of Senator Miguel Uribe Turbay. Of course Uribe has all his alibi ready to blame others, let's see if he comes out lucky this time. Uribe wants to use the attack to get out of Petro and to reposition the presidential candidacy of the mayor of Medellín, Federico Gutiérrez, alias “Fico”, who is the right hand of Paraco Uribe. Goddess! As I told you, I leaked all this sensitive information with our cooperative Colombian patriots, who you know are quite a few and are more loyal to the Bolivarian Revolution than Pablo Mármol and Pedro Flintstone.

God, another little thing I don't want is to get away from me. I, Patricio, father of Hugo Nicolás, do not rule out the version that Paraco Uribe is behind the attack against Senator Miguel Uribe Turbay. Cousin! Remember that in January 2025 we dismantled a Colombian paramilitary group that had a plan to attempt on the life of La Sayo in order to blame Super Mustache and generate an international scandal. Remember brother! that in the interrogations of the parakeets we seized, the name of Álvaro Uribe came up several times.

Cousin! An important fact, I tell you that all the tracks we have released to precisely mislead are yielding results. It turns out that we have been saying that the thug of Lester Toledo, alias “the pickpocket”, because he can't see a bad wallet, is the operator of Nayib Bukele, the OFAC and María Corina Machado, we said that with the intention of seeing who jumps to clarify the film, and I tell you that I fell short because more people have arrived than for a piper dawn on December 23, we will soon count it because you can't imagine the number of cooperating patriots who went out to straw Lester.

The truth is that we are clear that Lester Toledo is for now, away from Bukele because the pussy did the best he knows how to do: “knock money down”, that's why Lester came out to curl up with a slightly lower profile. Last year the Pickpocket signed a contract with Senator Miguel Uribe Turbay to advise him, but cousin! I want to believe that Miguel doesn't know what he did, because Lester is his own stride, he doesn't mind selling to his people if there is a higher plan, that is, don't be surprised that Lester sold Miguel Uribe as he sold Superlano and his cousin who died in Colombia; how he sold operation Gideón and Jordan Goudreau himself; how he sold to JJ Rendón; how he sold to many of his colleagues from Voluntad Popular; how he sold to Leopoldo López himself on several occasions and how soon he will sell María Corina Machado When it finishes spraying, you'll remember mine.

Brother! Serious question: how can Miguel Turbay hire a pussy linked to drug trafficking, accused of fraud and the diversion of millions of dollars from USAID through ghost NGOs, to a pussy who is accused of being a double agent who sells for convenience to those around him? , cousin! Lester Toleso is linked to the darkest aspects of regional politics and surprises are coming.

Cousin! changing the subject. Our cooperating patriot El Pejoteco sent you this information. It turns out that the family of Juan Pablo Guanipa, alias “Tequeño Crudo” is very angry with María Corina because they say that La Sayo has not been supportive enough with the arrest of the “Tequeño Siniestro”. The Guanipa family says that La Sayo spends hundreds of thousands of dollars on its communication machinery to destroy people, but it is unable to pay for a campaign in favor of Guanipa. In addition, the relatives of the “Tequeño Desabrido” say that they received information that La Sayo is rather happy with the capture of Juan Pablo Guanipa since he was overshadowing his leadership and taking away the spotlight. Brother, over there the community manager of Tequeño Crudo, Ana Milagros Parra, alias “Coco Seco”, created a false campaign that supposedly “the Tequeño without Tartar Sauce” is very sick, so I take this opportunity to deny this fake news and report that Tequeño Crudo is alive and crowing more than a rooster when the sun comes out in the morning, rather we are giving him all the pills that the doctor sent, even the one with the nerves.

Goddess! our cooperating patriot Sorbetico sent you sensitive information. It turns out that Leopoldo López, alias “The Prince of Salamanca”, is thinking of running for mayor of Chacao in the July 27 elections for a certain Emilio Graterón, alias “The Frustrated Poet”. Cousin! It is said that Leopoldo López reached an agreement with Antonio Ecarri, alias “Pointless Pencil”, for Ecarri to rent the card of his party The Pencil to the Prince of Salamanca and there to apply for Emilio Graterón in Chacao and other Trojan horses that the princess wants to bring in, because according to Leopoldo López himself, he says that we must try to grab some spaces because Nicolás Maduro is not fallen and now it is necessary to see him leave the government. Leopoldo López's sinister plan is to regain control of some mayors, especially Chacao, to make them, once again, the epicenter of guarimbas. Brother! , wherever you see a nomination for the Pointless Pencil, Leopoldo will be there, listen to me!

Cousin! Since you always tell me to keep up to date with what politics is like in Zulia, I inform you that our cooperating patriot who is the driver of Bella Vista's pushchairs in Maracaibo and is also a member of A New Time, sent you to say that Manuel Rosales, alias “The Philosopher of Zulia”, did a survey in Maracaibo, but he came out with the tables in his head because they don't give him the numbers to win the mayor's office, that's why he's thinking of supporting the candidacy of the mayor in charge of Adrián Romero Capriles, well, Rosales is clear that Chavism is going to give them another historic rout on July 27.

Well brother I'm leaving you! because I have to go pick up my mom who was at the inauguration of our governor Luis Caldera and then I have to stop by the Grand Bazaar to buy new clothes for your godson Hugo Nicolás, because he grows faster than a bush of auyama and jarta rather than a termite.

Good God! I love you more than a roasted chicken sold at POLLOS DEIVIS the one that is left on the boulevard of La Coromoto in San Francisco, of those curly chickens that look like an ostrich as big as they are; that come well browned, crispy, and soaked with plenty of garlic sauce; of course cut into large pieces, accompanied by a service of pork with plenty of fat, red sausage chopped into slices; chimichurri, 10 sweet arepitas with an extra amount of french fries; plastic toast green tan, of which grated cheese is added on top, salt and heavy cream; with a serving of parboiled cassava that is of the day and a large slice of zebu cheese; enough grated salad of which is sweet like that of Arturos chickens. Of course! a liter and a half cardboard jar with lemon with plenty of ice. Goddess! Since mom always tells me not to abuse food, for dessert I would only order a triangular tray of black cake, of which in the middle there is cheese, wrapped in molasses and thrown arequipe on top with chocolate showers.

You take care of me cousin! What I love you is dick!